Red & Gold, Sand & Stone {Deidara x Reader x Sasori}

I don't know why so little attention is paid to Sasori. But I couldn't bring myself to write just a Sasori x Reader, so. The plot is set in a "Ninja School", so you can still mold chakra and everything. Just now you can act like normal teenagers without being hunted down by the ANBU. Enjoy, and as always, feedback is welcome.

Created by kagekenshi on Saturday, May 05, 2012

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[Name] blinked doubtfully, looking down at her hand, which was linked with another. The person holding her hand was Deidara, who was dragging her off to see something "special". Honestly, [Name] wasn't too thrilled. Deidara's definition of "special" was to blow something up in your face.

So how had he coaxed her into coming with him? She wasn't too sure. Maybe it was the puppy dog eyes... um... eye. Or maybe it was because he was so sweet with doing it. Whatever it was[Name]hoped it wasn't a date. She sucked with dates, and always got emotional.

There was also something else she was afraid of.

"Whatever you do, Deidara-kun, I hope you don't lick my hand." [Name] warned.

The blonde just threw back his head and laughed. "Don't worry, [Name]-chan, un. Though... I might be willing to give you a hickey."

[Name] Immediately drew away. "Eww... No Deidara-kun! That's just gross like hell."

"Maybe to you, but I'm sure you'll taste delicious, un." he whispered next to her ear. [Name]almost punched him in the stomach.

She stuck her tongue out at him, yanking her hand out of his grip. "You know Sasori-san wouldn't be doing this. Maybe I should go hang out with him instead!"

A look of panic and shock crossed Deidara's face. "No, un! Don't go hang out with Danna, he's a pervert, un!"

"Oh, and you're not?" asked [Name] rolling her eyes.

"Of course not, un. I'm notusuallyperverted, un. It's your fault, yeah! If you weren't so beautiful, I wouldn't have to flirt with you, un." said Deidara.

[Name] flushed and looked ahead. Deidara kept walking, and she followed. What else was she supposed to do?

"Are we there yet?" she asked after a couple of minutes.

"Don't be impatient, un. That reminds me of Sasori no Danna, un." said Deidara.

"What's wrong with Sasori-san?" asked [Name].

Deidara rolled his eyes, but didn't answer. Instead, he pulled out a black strip of cloth, and grinned maliciously. The [Hair Colour] haired girl backed away slowly.

"Deidara-kun? What are you doing with that?" [Name] asked, holding her hands out in front of her.

"Oh, nothing special, [Name]-chan, un. Just hold still."

But [Name] felt like doing everythingbutholding still. In a matter of seconds, she was already half way down the huge hill they had climbed up.

"Hey! Where are you going, un?" asked Deidara, chasing after [Name].

"To Sasori-san! I AM NOT LETTING YOU PUT THAT THING ON MEEEEE!" [Name] shouted, speeding up her pace.

[Naaaaame]-chan, un! Don't be such a baby!" said Deidara.

"Stooop being such a stalker!"


"So you admit you're a stalker!"

"Hell no, un!"

After a few more minutes of mindless banter, [Name] literally knocked down the door to Sasori's house and ran up to his room. When Deidara arrived, he saw a lump under the bed covers. He assumed that was [Name]. He also saw an extremely bewildered Sasori, who was holding a dissection knife in one had, and a human arm in the other.

"Deidara... what have I told you about not bargin in when I'm trying to work on my puppets?" asked Sasori in a deadly quiet whisper.

"Me?! What about [Name], un?!"

"The reasonshe'sin here is because you were harassing her again, isn't it?" said Sasori.

Deidara was about to open his mouth to tell Sasori that he wasnotharassing[Name], and he just wanted to show her something, but [Name] popped out from under the covers before he could, and nodded, anime tears falling down her face.


"Was not!"

"Was too! You were trying to put a blindfold on me! How is thatnotharassment?"

"It's not because I say so, un!"

Sasori sighed as the two got into an argument again. He took out a piece of paper, and wrote something on it, ripped it in half, and handed [Name] and Deidara a half each.

"Here. Read. Now get out." The expression on his face said so clearly that he was about to murder somebody, that even Deidara took the hint.

"Well, see you tomorrow, un." said Deidara.

"Thanks to you, I didn't get any of my homework done." sighed [Name].

"Who cares, un?"

"I care."


Finally, they both stuck their tounges out at each other, and stomped off in different directions. Halfway home, [Name] and Deidara both looked down at the paper Sasori gave them.

[Name]'s said:

Try not to let Deidara get to you. I know he's annoying, but still. Don't come to me everytime you have a problem please. I'm not always going to be around. Work it out on your own. -Sasori

Deidara's said:

You tried to put a blindfold on her? Seriously? I hope you don't do that again, for your sake, becausenext time, I'm going to beat the hell out of you, brat.

Deidara smirked. "Ooooh, Danna getting protective, is he, un? Well two can play at this game!"

Then he walked off, planning to show [Name] the surprise tomorrow.

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