A Look Into The Organization {8 part 1} (organization XIII)

commercial: THE GREATEST VACATION EVER!!! GO TOT HE SPOOKY HALLOWEEN TOWN!! SAIL ACROSS THE OCEAN BLUE IN NEVER LAND!!!! AND, OF COURSE, HUNT TREASURE IN AGRABAH'S CAVE OF WONDERS!!!!!!
Lexes: you dogs thinking what I'm thinking?
Roxas, Zexion, Axel, Demyx: VACATION!!!!
(recap for you ^_^)
(Lexes rushes to Xemnas)
Lexes: OOOH DADDY-KINS!!!!!!!!
Xemnas:... yees?
Lexes:... (looks at pile of paperwork) Looks like you gots lotsa stuff to do so... I was thinking maybe we need a little... vacation?
Xemnas: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!!!!! I HAVE NEEDED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS PAPERWORK!!
Lexes: YAY!!!! CUZ I SAW THE PERFECT ONE!!!!!!
Xemnas: ... wait.. how much does it cost?
Lexes: (smirks) I got that covered
Xemnas: OK!!! WHEN DO WE LEAVE!?!
Lexes:.. whenever everyone's ready ^_^
Xemnas: ORGANIZATION XIII!!! ASSEMBLE!!!!
(everyone pops up)
Lexes: (looks to her friends and smiles)
Xemnas: WE ARE GOING ON A VACATION!!! Lexes will give you the details
Lexes: Allright. First, we go to Halloween Town! Costumes will be given there! Then, we go on a sea voyage in Neverland! Last, we go to Agraba's Cave Of Wonders to search for treasure! You keep what you find if you make it out alive ^_^!
Luxord, Vexen, Xildin, Xigbar: AWESOME!!!
Lexaeus:.. duh... what's a vacation?
Saix: (hits Lexaeus on the back of the head) .. idiot....
Axel: SO WHEN DO WE LEAVE!?!?!
Xemnas: SOON AS YOU'RE ALL READY!!!! ORGANIZATION XIII!!! PACK YOUR BAGS!!!!!
(everyone exits)
(in the hallway...)
Axel: LEXES! YOU'RE THE BEST!!!
Roxas: WE OWE YOU BIG TIME!!!
Lexes: It's no problem, really ^_^
Demyx: You really know how to handle Xemnas
Lexes:..well.. he IS my dad..
Axel:.. so.. how do you plan on paying for all this?
Lexes: (smirks) manipulating people's minds. It's what I do >:D Speaking of which, guess I'd better get all of that settled. Gotta run! (uses portal to only she knows where)
Roxas:.... for such an awesome person, she is pretty evil...
Axel: All the more reason she's awesome!
Demyx: not like she's evil to us ^_^
Roxas: yeah... but I DO sometimes wonder what she does to other peopel... remember that one time....
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Lexes: Remember the deal right?
man: Y-Y-Y-YES!!!!! JUST DON'T TAKE ME BACK THERE!!! PLEASE!!!!!!! I'LL-I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!!! HERE, HAVE MY KID!!!! TAKE MY CAR!!!!!! JUST DON'T TAKE ME BACK THERE!!!!!
kid: NOOO!!! SHE'LL TAKE ME THERE!!! DON'T LET HER TAKE ME!!! (cries)
Lexes:.... talk about pathetic....
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Axel:... kinda makes you wonder where that place is.....
Lexes: You guys know I'm right here... right?
Axel, Roxas: (nervous laugh) oops.
Lexes: (sighs) might as well show you...
Axel, Roxas: O_O"
Lexes:.. don't worry, you'll be fine. Trust me
Zexion, Demyx:.. can we come too?
Lexes: of course (opens portal and goes through)
Axel, Demyx, Roxas, Zexion: (follow)
Lexes: this is my secret room. It has the ability to cause people to see their worste fears... or rather, makes them real to them. They can see, hear, smell, and even feel it in their minds
Axel:.. I don't see anything..
Lexes: (hits a button)
Axel, Demyx, Zexion, Roxas: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! (Demyx faints)
Lexes: (hits button off) that is my secret room.
Axel: (shaking) can awe go now?
Lexes: (lifts Demyx up onto her shoulder) sure (opens a portal)
(everyone leaves)
Roxas:.. now I see why Xemnas sends you for interogations and stuff
Lexes: yup. it's the easiest way to gain information without harming your subject.. at least phisically... some have gone insane
Axel:.. well, we'd better get packing
everyone: (nods and splits up, Lexes taking Demyx)
Lexes: (stops at Demyx's room) You ever plan on waking up?
Demyx: X_x
Lexes: (sighs) ... how to wake Demyx up.... hm....... ha! (barks like a dog)
Demyx: AAAH!!! (jumps out of Lexes's arms and to the ground)
Lexes:.. that was easy.
Demyx:.. um.. what happened?
Lexes:.. You saw your worste fear and then fainted so I brought you back to your room to pack
Demyx:... oh... er.. thanks (stands up feeling like an idiot)
Lexes: (starts walking off) Better start packing
(later......)
Xemnas: IS EVERYONE READY!?!
everyone: YOU BETCHA!!!
Xemnas: TO THE BUS!!!!!
(everyone goes to the bus, Lexaeus drives to Halloween Town)
COSTUMES!!!!!!!!!! HELLS JA!!!!!
COSTUMES!!!!!!!!!! HELLS JA!!!!! (damn these are hard to think up... -_-'')
XEMNAS: GIANT CHICKEN
XIGBAR: BIKER
XALDIN: SMURF
VEXEN: BIKINI MODEL (everyone:.. eeewwww...)
LEXAEUS: BARNEY RUBBEL (Flintstones)
ZEXION: EASTER BUNNY
SAIX: 007 (cuz he's #7 ^_^)
AXEL: ROBOT
DEMYX: DOG (Demyx: DAMN YOU ANGELICDEMONOFLIGHT!!!)
LUXORD: BOB THE BUILDER
MARLUXIA: BALLERINA
LARXENE: LARXENE.. WUTHOUT MAKEUP
ROXAS: ELVIS PRESLEY
LEXES: AEON FLUX

(damn these are hard to think up... -_-'')
Larxene: (runs and hides)
Lexes: HEY! I'M AEON FLUX!!! (takes everyone's picture)
Roxas: .. what the hell's up with my hair?
Demyx: (faints)
Lexaeus: BOB THE BUILDER! I CAN FIX IT!!!
Zexion: WHAT TH HELL!?!?!? THIS THING IS PINK!!!! T-T
Lexes: (laughs) Nice ears Zex!
Zexion: (puts hands on head) OMG!!! I DO HAVE EARS!!!! T-T
Axel: DOMO ARIGATO MR. ROBOTO DOMO, DOMO!
Vexen: I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT! TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT! SO SEXY IT HURTS!!
everyone:.. eeeewwww..
Marluxia:... WHY THE HELL AM I IN A TUTU!?!?!
Lexes: Cuz, you're now a ballerina ^_^
Marluxia:.. again I'm made fun of for my feminine appereance... (sighs)
Xemnas: ... I'm... a giant... chicken? What the hell?
Saix: HEY!!! I'M 007!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE MY BITCHES!?!?!
Lexaeus:... duh... I'm a caveman!!
Xaldin: wanna trade? I'M STUCK AS A DAMNED SNORK!!!
Lexes:... don't you mean smurf?
Xaldin: WHATEVER!!!
Xigbar:.. dude!! I'm a biker!!! WHERE THE HELL IS MA BIKE, MAN!!! (looks at Axel)
Axel: HEY! I'M A ROBOT! NOT A BIKE!!
Xigbar: (sighs)
(Xemnas, Zexion, Xaldin, and Marluxia are complaining about who has the worste costume)
Lexes: so, whatcha wanna do here?
Roxas, Axel:... dunno.
Demyx: (still fainted)
Axel:.. we could just wander around.
everyone: sure
Lexes: Just let me get Zexion ^_^ (walks over between the arguing) SHADDUP!!!!!
everyone: (silence)
Lexes: Good. Now, then. All of you have strange costumes, I know. DEAL WITH IT!!!! (drags Zexion back)
Zexion:......... I'm a damned bunny....
Roxas: not just any bunny! You're the Easter Bunny!!
Lexes: so, who leads this time?
Axel: I wanna lead for a change!
everyone (but Demyx): OK
Lexes: and I guess I'll carry Demyx.... at least till he wakes up
Zexion:.. he can have my costume...
Lexes: aaaaw! you'd be sucha cuuuute puppy!!
Zexion:... nevermind....
Lexes: that's what I thought ^_^ (picks Demyx up) Lead the way Axel
Axel: um... this way! (walks in a random direction)
everyone: (follows)
(later...)
Roxas: HEY LOOK!!! THERE'S A DOOR IN THAT TREE!!! (runs up to it)
Lexes:... is that a... Christmas Tree?
Axel: I think it is!! (runs next to Roxas)
(door opens and they both get sucked in)
Zexion:.. great....
Lexes: we gotta go after them!! (opens tree door)
Zexion: (follows)
(door sucks them through as well)
Zexion: (lands on Demyx causing him to wake up)
Demyx:.. ooow... what the hell.... AAACK!!! I'MA DOG!!!!! (muffled)
Lexes: (places her hand over Demyx's mouth) We're in Halloween Town... or at least we were...
Roxas:.. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore
Axel: Kansas? Doncha mean Halloween Town?
Roxas:... oh yeah
Lexes: -_-''
Santa: AAAAH!!! IT'S THE ORGANIZATION!!! AND THE EASTER BUNNY!!!! (runs into his house)
Zexion: (growls) I'M NOTTA DAMNED BUNNY!!!!!! I'M NUMBER 6!!!!!
Axel:.. for a rabbit.. he isn't very calm...
Zexion: SHUT IT, AXEL!!!
Axel:.. or what? Bunny gonna throw a carrot at me?
Zexion:.... no.. but I will throw this! (hits Axel in the face with a giant snowball)
Axel: (turns red, snowball melts on his face) THAT WAS A CHEAP SHOT!!!!
Demyx: OH YEAH? THEN WHAT DOES THAT MAKE THIS? (hits Axel with another snowball)
Axel: THAT'S IT!!! (throws snowballs at everyone)
Lexes: (dogdes snowball and hits Demyx with one)
Demyx: (hits Roxas in the head with a snowball)
Roxas: FREE FOR ALL!!! (throws several snowballs randomly)
Lexes:.. um.. Roxas... you missed all of those....
Roxas: (tosses one in Lexes's face) THAT ONE DIDN'T!!!!!
Lexes: (tackles Roxas) EAT SNOW!!! (plants Roxas's face in the snow)
Zexion: (shoves snow down Demyx's costume)
Demyx: AAAH!!!! COLD!!!!!! (turns to Zexion) GGGRRRRR!!!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT ONE!!!!! (starts chasing Zexion)
Zexion: (runs off)
Axel: Dog chasing a rabbit, classic!
Lexes: (filming) you betcha!!
Roxas:.. are you ever without one of those?
Lexes: nope. I like filming! This one's going to America's Funniest Videos ^_^
Axel:.. are you serious?
Lexes:.. just don't let them know ^_^
Roxas, Axel: no way they'll ind out
Lexes:... (smirks) goooood
Zexion: (slips on ice and falls)
Demyx: (slips as well and falls on top of him)'
Zexion: unh!? x_x
Demyx:.. ooops...
Lexes: (stops filming and puts Camera back up) Looks like I still have to carry someone.. (walks over towards Demyx and Zexion)
Demyx:... um... (pokes Zexion)
Zexion: x_x
Lexes: (helps Demyx up and picks up Zexion)
Demyx:.. thanks.. and sorry
Lexes: no problem. (thinking) It was worth it for sucha shot ^_^
Roxas: so, where to now, Axel?
Axel:... um.....
Lock: HOW ABOUT WE GO SCARE SANTA!?
Lexes:.. hm? Where's Shock and Barrel?
Barrel: (runs forward and hugs Lexes) WE'VE MISSED YOU!!
Demyx: You know these kids?
Lexes: yup. my first mission was here ^_^
Shock: LEXES!!!!
Lexes: Lock, Shock, Barrel, these are my closest friends, Roxas (pionts to Roxas) Axel (pionts to Axel, Demyx (pionts to Demyx) and the one I'm carrying is Zexion ^_^
Lock, Shock, Barrel: NICE TO MEETCHA!!
Shock: so.. I guess your dad told everyone else about you
Lexes: Yup. It was about time too.
Lock: so? what do ya say? wanna go scare Santa with us?
Lexes: guys?
Roxas, Axel, Demyx: sure!!
Lexes, Lock, Shock, Barrel: YAY!!!!!
(later.... in Santa's house)
Lexes: ready, Barrel?
Barrel: yup!
(Lexes and barrel cause one of the conveyer belts to explode to a stop)
Santa: WHAT THE HELLO!?
Lexes: get ready you two!
Demyx, Shock: (nod)
Santa: (walks in)
Demyx, Shock: (throw toys at Santa from up stairs)
Santa: WHY YOU- (runs up the stairs)
Lock: (trips him)
Santa: WOAH!! (falls to his face and rolls down the stairs)
Axel: (shoves Santa to one of the conveyer belts)
Lock, Shock, and Barrel: (tie him to it)
Santa: YOU EVIL CHILDREN!!
Lexes: (hits switch to make conveyor move)
Santa: WHAT!?! NOOOO!!!
Lexes: (stops it right before he hits the spikes on the end left by Oogie)
Santa: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?
Lexes: (jumps down) YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW?
Santa: ... yes, I DO WANNA KNOW!
Lexes: YOU NEVER SEND ANY PRESENTS TO THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS!!!!
Santa:... I thought it never existed!?
Lexes, Roxas, Axel, Demyx: WELL, IT DOES!!!!!!!
Zexion: (still carried by Lexes) x_x
(everyone just leaves)
Santa:... how do I get outta here?
(back at the tree...)
Barrel: MAN!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!
Axel: AND FUN!!!
Roxas:.. so is this what you did for a mission?
Lexes:.. nooo... I had to steal Dr. Finklestein's ideas and research for Vexen... but, while doing that, I ran into these three and had some fun ^_^
Barrel: We've missed Lexes a lot
Lock: she doesn't come see us much anymore
Lexes:.. sorry, we're always so busy doing stuff with The Organization
Xemnas: (distant) ORGANIZATION XIII!!! ASSEMBLE!!!
Lexes:.. speaking of which, we gotta go. I promise I'll come back soon as I can
Lock, Shock, Barrel: (hug Lexes) we'll miss you!!
Lexes: (opens portal) I'll miss you too ^_^. Bye!!
(back in halloween town....)
Xemnas: TOUR GUID SAYS IT'S TIME TO BE MOVING ON!
Tour guide: (sees Lexes) If.. if that's ok (shakes)
Lexes: (nods)
Tour Guide:... our next destination is the wonderful blue seas on Captain Hook's ship.
Axel: (shudders)
Zexion:.. not like we plan on throwing you overboard, Axel..
(later, on the ship...)
Captain Hook (Axel: later to be known as C/H, got it memorized?): This is MY ship! You are not to touch anything more than the railings and the floor! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY... STAY OUT OF THE SHIP HOLD!!!
Mr. Smee: Sir, the ship is ready to sail!
C/H: Good, Mr. Smee. See to it these people get to their rooms (goes to his room)
Mr. Smee: Ok, now follow me please, folks, and I'll show you to your rooms (starts walking)
(everyone else follows, Lexes's group in the back)
Lexes:.. captain seems to have a pole up his ass...
Axel: (staying as far to the wall as possible) .. maybe two poles...
Roxas:.. or three
Demyx: Maybe a flag on them all too
Lexes:... sure you're ok Axel?
Axel:.. (nods) just staying as far away from the water as possible
Zexion: Scared of a little water?
Axel:.. shut up, Easter Bunny.
Zexion: (glares) DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN....
Axel: Only if you stop tormenting me about the water...
Zexion:.. Deal?
Axel:.. deal
Lexes: It's so nice to see you two acting like adults.
Roxas: Yeah, normally Axel woulda tackled Zexion for that
Demyx:.. must be too scared he'll fall out to sea
Axel:... so what if I am?
Mr. Smee: The rooms are all along this hallway. You can choose your rooms yourselves. There's 7 total
Xemnas: ALLRIGHT! Everyone choose a room mate, Larxene, Lexes, seeing as you are the only girls, you have to share.
Larxene: WHAT!?
Lexes:... Xemnas, within the first 3 minutes she's asleep, her sleep will become eternal
Xemnas:... hm.......... (sighs) work it out amoungst yourselves then.
Lexes: Larxene, you can HAVE the room. I'd rather stay out here.
Larxene: Suit yourself (goes in and locks door)
Axel: You could stay with me and Roxas
Demyx: Or me and Zexion ^_^
Lexes:... (looks at everyone)... um.....
Zexion:.. don't leave me with the wimp!!
Demyx: HEY! I'M NOT THAT BAD!!!
Lexes:.... how about I switch around
everyone: OK!
Lexes: (thinking) not always fun being Ms. Awesome
(everyone seperates, Lexes stays with Axel and Roxas first. Demyx and Zexion's room is next door)
(that night....)
Axel: (starts sleepwalking and steps on Lexes who was asleep on the floor)
Lexes:... (yawn) watch where your going... (drifts back asleep)
Axel: (walks to door, opens it, walks to side of the boat)
(wind slams the door)
Lexes:.. hnh?! (looks around.. where the hell's Axel?
Axel: (distant) AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
(splash)
Lexes:(runs outside and sees Axel drowning in the water) OMG!!
Axel: HEEELP!!! I CAN'T SWIM!!!!
Lexes: AXEEEEEEL!!!!


DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!
IF YOU DO NOT MESSAGE I SHALL LET AXEL DIE!!! >:D (laughs maniacally)
Axel:... what!?!?! (begs readers ON HANDS AND KNEES!) DON'T LET ME DROWN!!!!!! PLEEEEAAAASE!!!!!! ANGELICDEMONOFLIGHT IS A DEMON!!! SHE WILL DO IT!!!!! MESSAGE HER FOR MY SAKE!!!!!! (cries in fetal position)
Roxas, Demyx, Lexes, (even Zexion O_o):.. please! DON'T MAKE US LOSE OUR BUDDY!!! T-T