Christmas with the naruto characters.((sasuke's gay?!?!?! what a shocker...))

you and naruto are sitting next to the fire arguing about who you guys think is comming to your christmas slumber party or not when the door bell rings.
you: i'll get it!!
naruto: -.-' who else would've?
*you give naruto a death glare*
*you open the door and sasuke, sakura, ino, neji, hinata, lee, gaara, temari, kankuro, tenten and shikamaru walk in the door* (( your pretty popular 0.0 ))
you: yeysies!!! ^-^
*gaara kills lee*
you: gaara no killing people!!* you steal his gourd and lock it in the closet*
gaara: ='(
tenten: aww your just so cute!!*tenten hugs gaara**gaara kills her*
temari: DAMNIT GAARA WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY?!?!?!
gaara: *sweetly* aww, did I do that?
you: T.T yes....ANNNYWAYS!!! we're playing truth or dare ^_^ GOT IT?!?!?! *every one shivers and nods there heads*
you: yey ^-^
naruto: I wanna go first!!! ^o^
you: eh heh ^^' knock yourself out...
naruto: SASUKE!!! truth or dare?!?!?!!
sasuke: hn. how pointless. *glares at naruto cold heartedly* truth.
Naruto: ARE. YOU. GAY?
sakura: what the hell naruto?!?!! what kind of question is that ofcoarce hes not gay!!!*cuddles with sasuke*
sasuke: sakura, get off.
sakura: ^^' eh heh. right.
sasuke:actually, I am.
naruto: I KNEW IT!!! ^o^ w0o0o0!
Sakura and ino: NOOOO! my dreams are ruined!!!! * sakura and ino commit suicide*
everyone: 0.0
hinata: n-naruto k-kun?
naruto: *sweetly* yeah hinata?
hinata: your n-not...gay a-are you?
naruto: 'cource not hinata! *huge obnoxious smile*
hinata: o-oh, that's good to hear...*naruto hugs hinata tightly*
sasuke: NOOO!!! my dreams are ruined!!!!*sasuke cuts hid wrists and bleeds to death*
you: OK PEOPLE!!! THERE ARE FIVE DEAD BODIES IN HERE AND THEY'RE STINKIN UP MY HOUSE!!! I WANT THEM OUT, NOW!!
shikamau: too.....lazy...
you: -.-'
gaara: yey, blood!!! *gaara drags all dead bodies outside and rips apart* weee!!! confetti!!!
*everyones looking outside through a window with an expression like this: 0.0
you: that's the last timme we let him take care of dead bodies again... 0.0
*everyone loks back to see naruto and hinata making out*
you: *throws shoe at them* GOD DAMNIT, GET A ROOM!!!
naruto: ok.*grabs hinata's hand and drags her upstairs to your room*
you: NOT MY ROOM NARUTO!!!
neji: :'( HINATA, NOO!!
*gaara comes in and kills neji*
*everyone stares at gaara blankly*
gaara:eh heh, what? he was anoyying ^.^'
temari and kankuro: GAARA, FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP KILLING PEOPLE!!!
you: *eye twitch* That's the 6th one tonight*eye twitch*
temari: there are only 5 people left 0.0
you: *evil smirk* no, there's 7.
shikamaru: who?
you: naruto and hinata. *winkwink*
temari: let's video tape them and put it on myspace!!!
you: wo0o0o!!
(( sorry it was so short, my mind had a temporary black out so i had no ideas)) TT.TT
heh heh. hope ya liked ^-^' gaara's gotta stop killing people...(( you: i know!!)) but so sxii ^-^ buh-bye!!! ^_~