A Trip Into Stupidity .:A Gaara story:. Part Two: Salito, I Thought You Were Eaten!

Gaara eventually got lonely after all of his friends, comrades, enemies, and family members were eaten by raining sharks, so he summoned a talking burrito named Salito. For weeks, the two were inseparable. Their favorite spots were the teeter totter, and the bowling rink. The only problem was Salito was captured and eaten by a toddler with a mental disorder.
"I must find a new friend!" shouted Gaara. Tsunade came walking over, while drinking some chocolate milk.
"Would you like some milk?" she asked.
"I dont take milk from strangers," he replied gloomily as he stared off into the distance reminiscing about his adventures with Salito. "Good times," he thought, "good times." Tsunade just watched, confused, and walked away.
(YOUR POV)

(What you look like!)


You were walking down the shark littered streets of Suna while listening to the techno remix of the Barney song.
"You would think that the magical cleaning ogres would clean up the sharks by now, I mean really, its been two months!" you thought to yourself. "Back then," you remembered, "it only rained sharks when the drunken dancing gods were angry, but now, ever since the gods were replaced by video games, the sharks had no place to go. Now they just fall out of the sky for no reason."
"Is that true?" said a voice behind you, causing you to jump.
"Im afraid so," you said turning around. It was a boy with red hair, dark circles around his eyes, and the love symbol over his left eye. Your eyes widened when you laid eyes on him. "OH MY GOD! Youre Gaara!" you yelled in shock. His eyes narrowed.
"How did you know?" he asked suspiciously.
"Well," you started, "I watch the show Naruto! That, and theres a sign on your back that says:
IM GAARA, HUG ME!"
"Show?" he asked, obviously confused "What do you mean?"
You let out a sigh. "See the camera thats about 3 inches from your face?" you started, "Haven't you noticed that it's been following you since the Chuunin Exams?"
"I was wondering what that was doing there! Do the cameras have anything to do with the uprising of the Care Bear Empire? Oh, and whats your name girl?"
"No, and It's Jello, but you can call me Carley!" You looked down at your wrist to see a fluffy purple watch. "Where did this come from?" you wondered aloud, "Oh no! It cant be!"
"WHAT!?" asked Gaara, confused.
"Your brother, Kankuro, was he searching for some Scandinavian belly dancers recently?"
"Yeah," he said, "but what does that have to do with the watch?" Your eyes narrowed.
"Nothing, but I think these might be a clue to finding what really happened to the Magical Cleaning Ogres!"
"Aren't they just a story that adults make up so their children will eat their turnips, and brush their teeth?"
"I thought that at first," you answered with a serious tone, "that is, until I learned to break-dance. Then my whole life changed."
"Yeah, you know what?" said Gaara, "Im gonna just go now. I try tokeep my assosiations with crazy people to a minimum."
"Is it true Gaara?" you asked sadly.
"I just told you," he said aggravated, "yes, I dont like to talk to crazies like you!"
"No, not that!" tears started streaming down your face, "Is it true that you are the waffle making pimp?"
"Yes, but why the heck are you crying?" he asked, a little freaked out by your sudden change of mood.
"Because I have a confession, you remember the kid that ate Salito?"
"How did you know about Salito!?" he yelled.
"Because Gaara, that child, was working for Orochimarus sporks!"
"Then that means..." he started, but you cut him off.
"I already know what you're going to say, and yes, it means that Orochimaru has expanded his army to toddlers!"
"I was going to say that it means that the sharks were only after my bunny slippers that are safely what you said works too."
"Whatever," you said while opening a can of soda that magically appeared in your hands, "just remember, dont take any milk from strangers!"
"Not a problem!" he answered, but by then, you were already gone. Then Kadaj came running up to you.
"Was a crazy girl with soda here?" he asked out of breath.
"Yeah," answered Gaara with an ummm "eyebrow" raised.
"SHE TOOK MY SPECIAL SODA!" he screamed.
"Whats so special about it?" asked Gaara.
"It makes people have a strange craving for carnivorous daffodils!" Kadaj said causing Gaaras eyes to widen.
"I thought those were extinct!" he exclaimed.
"They are," he explained, "but ever since Orochimaru and Sasuke confessed their love for each other, the regular daffodils started to eat babies." Gaara puled out a recorder and spoke into it.
"Remember to get daffodils," he said and put at back into his pocket. Then he heard a voice, a voice he thought he would never hear again. The voice, of... Salito!
"Time to die!" said the burrito as it pulled out a machine gun and started shooting everything in site.
"But, I thought we were friends!" yelled Gaara to the crazy food.
"Ha! It was all a trap! Set by none other than..."

I'm ending it here! RATE MESSAGE AND GO TO THE RESULTS FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL!!! It's what I call a "suprise"!
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Ha! I lied.. there was nothing special! but you can take a look at this picture!