Saiyuki - Sushi Chi's And Rini's Trip

Rini pointed off into the distance "Look! A pink water buffalo!"
Sushi Chi looked around, "Where?"
"There!" Rini pointed again.
Sushi finally saw the pink water buffalo, "WHOA! IT'S A PINK WATER BUFFALO! DUUUUDE." Then she added as an after thought, "Can I ride it?"
Rini nodded, "Sure!"
Sushi started jumping up and down, happily, "Yay!"
"Maybe . . ." Rini said, thinking a bit, "I dunno."
"Maybe?" Sushi said, her smile fading.
"Wanna try?"
Sushi nodded, "Oh, yes!"
"Poke it with a stick, first. See what it does." Rini told her friend. "If it bites the stick, I don't think it's such a swell idea."
"Alright." Sushi Chi replied, looking around. "I don't have a stick." She looked around again, "Abut I have this spork." She help it up, "Will that work?"
"If you want to get close enough and risk getting your hand bitten by a wild pink water buffalo, go ahead. I won't stop you."
Sushi thought for a moment, "Hmm . . . I'll get Goku to try and poke it with the spork." She called out for the saru.
Goku showed up, "Yes?"
Sushi pointed to the pink water buffalo, "See that? You need to poke it with this here spork." She held up the spork, "And if it doesn't bite you come back here and tell me."
"But wha' if it does?" Goku asked her.
"Then I'm sorry . . ." Sushi shook her head sadly.
Rini waved at Goku, "'Ello, Saru! Sorry in advance if it eats your hand." She paused, "We give you permission to eat it back if it does . . ."
Sushi nodded, "Yes. If it bites you, you can bite it back. Now go." She shoved Goku out towards it and waited for Goku to come back.
Rini turned to her friend, "Funny, that's what my parents told me to do to the bed bugs when I was little. "Goodnight, and don't let the bedbugs bite. If they bite you, bite them back"
Sushi nodded her head. "Interesting. And how did that make you feel?" She asked.
"Well, since I was a small child, I didn't know that bedbugs were these nasty, tiny little buggers that are always on the new, I just thought it was funny, and it gave me a pleasant little giggle before bed." She paused, "How's that water buffalo?"
Sushi shrugged and looked at Goku, "Hmm. Well. It looks like Goku is trying to bite it. So, not well. I see." She made a sad face, "Darn. I wanted to ride it and name it Numba."
"Well, you can still name it Numba . . . But it looks like we're having Numba for dinner."
"Oh." Sushi Chi started crying, "Poor Numba!"
"Hm. I'm hungry now." Rini tired to get up out of her seat, but she failed, "Never mind, Im fine."
Sushi helped her friend get her back on the seat.
"There, there . . ." She was consulting her friend on Numba.
"I'm going to get the saru to serve up Numba. How would you like your meat cooked?" Sushi asked.
"Um . . ." Rini replied slowly, "Fri8ed in grease, like KFC." She paused, "With ranch on it." Then she thought, "Waitwaitwaitwait. Goku cooks? That's, like, amazing."
"Oh. Yes." Sushi agreed, "Goku!"
Goku turned towards the two, "Wha'?!"
"Fry him up! In Greece!"
"You mean grease?" Goku asked, confused.
"Oh, Yes. And bring some Ranch! <33"
"Ranch makes everything taste better. Ranch makes peanut better taste better." Rini told her friend, "I know these things."
"I know." Sushi replied.
"What's a brunette between two blondes?" Rini was passing time with a blonde joke.
"Uhh . . ." Sushi replied, shrugging her shoulders, "What?"
"An interpreter."
Sushi fell off her chair laughing.
"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?"
"Do nothing, she didn't take the pin out." Sushi replied very matter-of-factly.
"Close. You pull the pin and throw it back."
Goku came up then, "Here's th' food n' ranch."
"Woo!" Rini yelled in happiness as she put massive amounts of ranch on massive amounts of pink water buffalo meat. Then she ate it all rather quickly.
Sushi stared at her empty plate, "I didn't get to eat any of Numba." She started crying.
Rini looked down at her last untouched plate, then she handed it over to her friend, "It has a bit o' ranch on it . . ."
"Oh! Ranch! Yay!" Sushi said happily.
"Hey!" Goku cried out, "What about me?"
"Sanzo said he bought a batch of meat buns . . ." Rini slowly told the boy.
Right then, Sanzo showed up, and he hit Goku upon the head, "IT TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE!"
"But! Sanzo! She --" he pointed to Sushi Chi.
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER!" he grabbed Goku and left.
Sushi raised an eyebrow, "Hmm . . . Interesting. The saru is gone."

This is funny!
WTF?! You and Digichick are crazy.
Rini was secretly and sneakily stalking Sanzo.
Sushi chi was following.
Of course, Rini's was hiding ina cardboard box. That had a rainbow painted on one side.
And Sushi was dressed up as a green bush.
And neither of their hiding costumes worked well, as the Sanzo party was currently traveling though a desert.
Sushi walked up to Rini, hidden the bush and whispered, *Do you think he can see us?*
((Note: anything between the * * is in a whisper))
*Probably.* Rini whispered back, from under her box. *but we can always hope he has glasses for a reason.*
*Very true. But what if he only has those to read?*
*Well, then we resort to Plan B.*
*Yes? And what is that?*
*We take Jeep hostage.* Rini told Sushi that rather matter-of-factly.
*Oh. I like that. Do we take it when they stop at the next town? Or what?*
*The next time the leave him unattended. We can totally stalk them until then.*
*Agreed.* Sushi said, smiling from under her bush.
And the stalking began.
Sanzo had a vein showing, "Do you think they know we can hear them?"
"I would assume not." Hakkai answered back.
"So, Sanzo." Goku started, "Are we going to leave jeep unattended for them? Ne?"
"Hell no." Sanzo said, "Kappa, you're on guard duty."
" . . . The hell? Why me?"
"I said so."
Gojyo started his angry muttering.
Sushi Chi smiled, *Yay! A town is coming up. They will have to leave him unattended!*
Hakkai laughed nervously.
*Hmm.* Rini looked at the guys ahead of them in the jeep. *They seem awfully . . . Quiet, don't they? Shouldn't they be arguing?*
Goku looked around, "They want us to argue. Should we?"
Gojyo punched Goku, "Ha Ha. Lame saru left his guard down!"
"Nya! Gojyo! I'm not a Saru! You Kappa!" He punched at Gojyo, and the fighting began.
*That's better. The silence was unerving, like they were listing to us or something!* The rainbow box told the bush.
*I know!* the bush paused, *What if theyw ere? Do you think they were?*
Sanzo sighed, "What idiots."
*But if they were, wouldn't they, like, do something?* Rini said.
*Good point.*
Hakkai laughed while Sanzo glared about him.
*Of course,* Rini started, *They could just be a bunch of idiots who have never been stalked before. I've seen it before.* she nodded, *Very sad. Should we ask if they've been stalked before?*
Sushi thought, *Well. If we did ask, do you think they'd realize that we were stalking them?*
*Nope. We'd just be two curious girls in the middle of the desert wearing a bush and a gay box,.* Rini paused, *Hopefully.* She paused again, *I mean, there is a chance that they're not total morons . . .* Rini was having quite a lot of fun at that moment.
"I'll kill them right now!"
Hakkai held Sanzo down as well as possible while driving, "Calm down, Sanzo!"
Rini looked at the group and stopped in her tracks. *Sushiii . . . Either Sanzo doesn't like boxes or he hear me . . . 'coz he's glaring right at me . . .*
Sushi shrugged, *I say he doesn't like rainbows. Did you bring any other paint with you? Hmm . . . Why would he not like rainbows though? Maybe because they come out after the rain.* she nodded, sure of herself, *That's it. He doesn't like rainbows.*
Rini looked around for her paint, *Um . . . Just some blue and white. Should I repaint here? I could make a sky with a cloud!* She grinned inside her box.
Sushi thought for a bit, *Yes, paint it here. And I shall help you!*
*Whee!*
Sushi Chi helped Rini paint, and while she painted, she was humming a song.
Hakkai had stopped the jeep.
Sanzo looked at Hakkai, "Why'd you stop the jeep?"
"So that we didn't lose them."
Sanzo's eye twitched, "But I want to lose them."
"But Sanzo," Hakkai said, "Then they'd be left out in the middle of the desert with no where to go."
Rini had painted a stick bird while she was at the repainting, *Heh! It's like preschool all over again!* She looked at the jeep, *Soo . . . Why do you think they stopped?*
*Preschool was fun.* Sushi replied, shrugging, *Maybe jeep needed to cool down. I know I'm hot dressed as a bush . . . Or a shrub! I'm a shrub now. Not a bush.* She nodded her head.
*Like in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and how the Knights who said "Ni!" wanted a shrubbery?* Rini asked, *I love that movie.*
Sushi nodded, *Me too. That's now I came up with it.* She frowned a bit, *Though I won't say that my anme is Rodger. But I can say he's the one who made me the shrubbery I am today.* Sushi Chi then did her bad ass pose.
Hakkai laughed as he listened to the two girls.
*Hey,* Rini started, *Ever notice how Hakkai's the only one in the group who's got normal looin' hair?* She went back into her box after the paint dried.
Sushi nodded, *Yeah, It's interesting.* She paused and looked at the box, *Ready to go?*
Sanzo turned to Hakkai and looked at his hair, "Your hair is rather normal."
Hakkai laughed.
*Yup yup. Let's hope the sun doesn't melt my paint off!* Rini turned to Sushi, *How 'bout you and your shrubbery? Think you can make it, or do I need to water you?*
*I can make it.* She did another bad ass pose.
Hakkai started the jeep, knowing that the two girls where ready.
*Oh, look, Rini! Time to go and stalk them again!*
*We have, like, the greatest timing ever, man.*
Sushi nodded, *I know.*

XD This is so funny!
This is so stupid! ((then stop taking it!))
Sanzo sighed, "What idiots."
Rini started humming the song "Coin Operated Boy" by the Dresden dolls, *How much longer until we reach town?*
Sushi shrugged and started humming with her friend.
"Ne? What are they humming?" Goku asked.
Gojyo smirked, "A song, baka."
"Ah! Stupid Red Roach! I knew that! I wanted to know what song it was!"
Sanzo was cleaning his ear, like he does a lot, "And why would you want to know what song?"
"It sounds good . . ." Goku said.
"Oh dear," Hakkai said, "I think it might be one of those songs that get stuck in your mind until it drives you crazy."
Sanzo groaned from his front seat, "How far until town, Hakkai?"
"Good question." Hakkai said, thinking. "I'd say we're nearly there. Maybe ten more minutes tops."
"Then we get food?" Goku asked.
"Then we get rid of these two idiots back there." Sanzo said.
Gojyo got angry "Hey!"
"Yeah, Sanzo!" Goku cried out, "That was mean. I know that you always call me n' Gojyo stupid, but you wouldn't get rid of us would you?"
"yeah! Answer the question, monk!"
Sanzo sighed, "I wasn't talking about you two, I was about the bush--"
Hakkai interrupted him, "Shrub, Sanzo. She's a shrub now."
Sanzo glared, "The shrub and the box with a stupid painted bird on it."
Rini stood up with the box hanging off of her head, "Don't make fun of my birdie, you stupid corrupt bald monk!" She gasped, realizing what she just did, and she ducked under her box immediately. *Sorry, sorry, sorry!*
Sushi sighed, *I think, they still don't know that we are here. I think hat we are still safe.*
Rini was angry with herself, *I didn't mean to blow our cover! I'm so sorry!* she was spazzing out now.
*As I said, I think they didn't see you.*
*Are you sure?* Rini asked, *You don't think Sanzo's gonna shoot my head off, do you?* she started whimpering in fear, *I'm too young to die.*
Sushi nodded, *I think that if they saw us, that we would be dead by now.* she nodded again *Guns shot wounds.* she paused, *And no, because he hasn't seen us.*
Rini searched in her box, *I have pop!* She handed Sushi some red soda. *I wonder if the guys want some too . . .*
Sushi Chi took the drink, *Oh, thankies.* she drank some of it, *Hmm. I don't think they do. They have water n' beer n' stuff like that -- I'm sure of it.*
*We. Beer is so nasty.*
*I know.* Sushi looked about her, and pointed, *I see the town. And . . .* her eyes got big, *Right in the middle of it, they have a statue of a pink water buffalo!*
Hakkai laughed, "She's right. There is a statue."
Goku frowned, "I don't like pink water buffalos. They bite."
*Now I'm hungry again.* Rini's stomach growled, *That last one we had was so tasty. I'm sorry about eating all of it, by the way.*
Sushi nodded, *It's alright. I had subway not that long ago.*
*Nice!*
*Say, since we're in town now, can't we take off our disguises? We'd blend right in, wouldnt we?*
Sushi nodded, *Yes. I think so.* She took off her shrub outfit with a bad ass pose.
"She does that pose a lot." Hakkai said.
"Those poses are fun!" Sushi Chi told her friend, "Make a bad ass pose, Rini!"
Rini mead a meek wannabe bad ass pose. "I'm not bad ass. As anyone." Her eyes started to fill with tears.
"Oh, but I say you are! And you can be!" Sushi helped Rini make a bad ass pose.
Rini had an anime sweat drop, "Uh, thanks, I think."
"No problem!" She was smiling.
"Hakkai's more badass than I am, though. When we approach 'em, we should ask him to pose . . ." Rini suggested.
Sushi Chi nodded, "What we do that now? For all they know, we've been the town all this time!"
Gojyo laughed at Hakkai, "Will you pose for them? Huh?" He laughed some more.
"I don't think so." Hakkai replied, laughing lightly.
"Let's go and ask him now! Yes?" Sushi asked Rini.
"Yes!"
"Yay!" They both walked up to Hakkai, "Hey, Mister?" Sushi Chi started.
"You seem really awesome, and we were wondering if you'd do a "bad ass pose" for us!" Rini finished.
Hakkai laughed, "Thank you. But no."
"Oh." Sushi replied, starting to cry.
Hakkai's eyes got big, "Don't cry!"
Rini started sniffling, "Darn. C'mon Sushi Chi, let's go and find someone else to do it . . . Im sure someone would be willing." She was hoping that the guilt thing worked on Hakkai.
"Oh, Alright." Sushi sniffed, "As long as they really cool, normal haired man won't do it for us . . ."
"Oh, goodness. If it means that much to you." Hakkai posed for the two.
Sushi turned to Hakkai, "Rini said "Bad Ass". That wasn't bad ass at all." And she started crying again.
Hakkai sighed, "Fine. How about this?" He posed again.
"Better, But . . ." Rini said slowly.
"Still not right? Hmm." Hakkai posed yet again, "This better?"
"Yes! Much better! Thanks Mister!" Rini hugged Hakkai, "You just made my day!"
Hakkai smiled, "I am so glad."
Sushi Chi then hugged him as well.
"Sorry if we put you though too much trouble!" Rini grinned, "We're just a bit difficult is all."
"No problem." Hakkai said, looking around, "Well. I have to go now." And he started to leave.
Sushi turned to Rini, "Now, we take jeep?"
"Now We take jeep." Rini turned to Hakkai, "Hey, Mister, wait a minute! We need directions on how to get to nearest town East of here!" Rini was the master of distractions.
Hakkai turned and came back, "Oh, well." He took out his map, "Going East?"

Ah! They are finally out of the box and shrub outfits. Yay!
This is stupid! Stop writing now!
Sushi Chi went off, thinking: I'm supposed to go and get jeep them? Hmmm. She slunk off.
Rini was telling Hakkai about how her grandmother is sick three towns over to the East, and how she and Sushi are going to visit her. It was a very dramatic and long tale.
"Oh Goodness. How Sad." Hakkai said, totally believing the tale, even if it was false..
"slinkslinkslink." Sushi hummed to herself as she slunk off, "Oh no."
Gojyo was guarding Jeep, and he turned to Sushi, "Hey, babe." He winked at her.
Sushi laughed nervously as Rini made no attempt to help, wanting to see how it ended. Sushi in return, glared at Rini for not helping her.
Gojyo awaited her answer.
She smiled at him, "Hiya." She winked back, "Say. How about you meet me in my room in a few minutes." She grinned, "I'm in room 8."
Gojyo grinned back at her, "Sounds great. Meet you up there?"
"Yes."
Gojyo left Sushi there.
She sighed to herself, "Wow. I'm not going to meet him though." She got into the driver's see of Jeep, "If it were Sanzo . . ." She thought, and laughed.
Rini looked at Sushi and grinned as well. Then she turned to Hakkai, "Um, Mister, I think your buddy just ditched you." She pointed towards Gojyo's destination. "You might wanna go after him."
Hakkai sighed, "Here, you can have the map." He gave her the map, "And I do hope that your grandmother will be alright." And then he left.
"Hey! Rini!" Sushi yelled over to her friend, "Get over here and get in!"
Rini turned and called after Hakkai, "Thanks! I'll tell her that!" Then she jumped into jeep immediately afterwards, "Woo! Joyride!" Rini paused for a moment, turning to her friend, "Wait, Sushi, do you even have your license?"
Sushi nodded, "yeah. For where I live. But I've never driven a jeep." She looked at the jeep closer, "And this does seem to have a stick shift." She was a little worried.
As was Jeep, "Kyuu." He said (which translated to, "Oh no. Hakkai! Come back and help me!").
Rini patted the dashboard, "There, there Jeep. We won't hurt you, we promise. You're too cool to be hurt! Oh, and if anyone does hurt you, tell us, and we'll beat 'em up!"
Sushi turned to Rini, "How long will we be borrowing jeep? And how will this get the Sanzo party to like us? Wouldn't it make them want to kill us instead?"
"Hm. Good point." Rini nodded, "Um. Let's wash 'im. Yeah! Car wash! Then they'd like us instead of wanting to kill us, right?" She asked, "'Cos, you know, we'd be doing something legal and nice instead of illegal and downright mean."
Sushi nodded, "yes! I like that Idea!" She then drove off to find a car wash, "Do you see one?"
"Um. There!" Rini said, "Wait, no, it's a chicken crossing the road." She looked around again, "There's a gas station. They usually have car washes, don't they?"
Sushi nodded, "And we can fill it up with gas too! As long as the gas isn't' priced too high."
Rini thought about that, "do we even have any money?"
Sushi shrugged, "We can go and take the golden credit card of Sanzo's and use it!"
Rini was digging in her pockets, seeing what all she had, "Let's see. Some chewing gum, six dollars and seventy eight cents, and a cool looking piece of lint . . ." She looked up, finally registering what Sushi had told her, "But that's stealing. And how can we get it from Sanzo without Sanzo knowing?"
"CHLOROFORM!" came the response.
"WOO!" Rini paused then, "Do you have any?"
Sushi nodded, "Always." She took out her bottle of chloroform, "See?"
"I do. Why do you carry it around, though?"
Sushi shook the bottle, "Oh." She frowned, "It's empty." She looked up, "And I carry it cuz it's handy."
"Well, at least we still have enough money for a car wash!"
"Oh!" Sushi said, getting excited, "We can knock Sanzo out! To get his card."
"But I'm not the greatest at knocking anyone out. Or fighting. Or manual labor. Or physical activity." She was going on like that for a while, until Sushi replied.
"Me either."
Rini looked at Sushi and then herself, "We're just a couple of loser, then, arent we?"
Sushi nodded, "I believe we are."
"Well, let's get the carwash and see where that gets us."
"Alright." Sushi drove into the gas station, while humming "Coin Operated Boy" again, then she turned on the radio, which by some freak accident, was playing the song "Coin Operated Boy". "DUUUDE!"
"Shweet." Rini replied as she sang along.
"So, Shall we get this jeep clean?"
"Yep!" Rini went inside, and paid for the carwash, then after she came out, "Hey! Wait a minute! That thieving clerk stole my pocket lint!" She glared about her.
"Oh my." Sushi replied, "Go and get it back."
"I will!" Rini marched back in there and started yelling angrily.
Sushi just waited outside for Rini, for she didn't want to clean the jeep by herself.
Then Rini came back out, "Damn thieving pigheaded clerks! Think they run the joint. Just wait. This was the worst service I ever got! I'm gonna write a letter!"
Sushi Chi did her badass pose, "Yes, and I shall help you with that!" Then she got rid of the pose, "Shall we write it after or before we wash jeep?"
"After Jeep's more important than the letter.
"Yes, he is." Sushi agreed, "So, shall we use scented soap? Lavender scent? Peppermint scent? Or pink water buffalo scent?" She started crying, "I miss Numba."
Rini patted her on the back, "There, there. Numba led a good life. It was his time to go." She paused, thinking, "I like vanilla scent, personally, but I'm not sure if they have that."
"Oh, it's right here!" Sushi pointed to where the vanilla scent was, "Between the rotten cheese and mallow juice scents. What's mallow juice, Rini?"
"Like marshmallow, maybe?"
Sushi shrugged, "Very probable."

Interesting scents there. Very funny.
Again, this is stupid.
Hakkai looked around, "Um. Where did jeep go?"
"Forget Jeep," Gojyo said, "Where'd that chick go?"
Hakkai looked at Gojyo, "what chick? What did she look like?"
Gojyo sighed, "She was hot."
"That's not what I meant." Hakkai said.
"Was it not?" Gojyo snickered, "Oh, and I saw you doing the bad ass pose to the two girls who where following us and -- oh shit."
"Oh shit?"
"The hot chick. She was the one who always did the bad ass pose."
Hakkai shook his head, "I think it seems as if we've been tricked.
"Yeah, I've noticed," Gojyo turned to Hakkai, "Don't tell Sanzo that I fell for that."
Sanzo came out of the alleyway right then, "Tell me what?"
Hakkai chuckled, "Gojyo, I think you're as you'd say, royally screwed."
Sanzo waited for Gojyo's answer.
"Uh. That. I. That I. Lost ten yen in a game of cards and I don't have the money to pay for it.?" Gojyo tried to make a reasonable excuse.
"Pfft." Sanzo said, glaring, "Don't come crying to me, kappa. Pay your own damn debts."
Gojyo said with relief as Sanzo left them.
"I think he fell for it." Hakkai said, shaking his head.
"I think you're right." Gojyo replied.
Sushi Chi wiped off her forhead, "Well. Now jeep smells like vanilla."
Rini sniffed jeep, "Vanilla-y. Yum."
Sushi laughed, "Now what?"
"We gotta return him. I think."
"What about the gas? Are we going to try and work that out?"
Rini shrugged, "I dunno. How much have you got?"
Sushi looked in her pocket and counted, "One, two, three, four. Four cents."
"Four cents isn't going to get much."
Sushi shook her head, "No, it's not."
"I could sell my pocket lint?" Rini suggested, her face going sad. "How mush would that go for?"
Sushi shrugged, "But would you do that? For Sanzo?"
Rini looked at the lint with tears in her eyes. She hugged the lint and then threw it into Sushi's hands, "You do it! I can't!" Rini started crying.
((Most dramatic part in the whole story. That and Numba.))
Sushi looked at the lint, "Are you sure? I know you've collected this for a long time." She thought for a moment, "Maybe I can sell my chloroform bottle?"
"We can sell both! Surely it'll get enough money! Where's the clerk who tried to steal the lint, maybe he'd buy it? And yes, I've collected it for almost four years now. It's been my best friend for just as long."
Sushi nodded at Rini, "yes, and this chloroform has helped me out so many times in the past. Just like Numba did!"
((Note: She did not know Numba that long. And she ate him. >.>))
"Indeed." Rini replied.
Sushi Chi posed bad ass yet again, "I shall sell themf or lots of money!" then sh walked off to sell them.
"Mister! Mister!" She said, walking into the Gas station with the clerk, "Can I sel you some stuff?"
"Depends. What is it?"
She laid out the lint and empty bottle. "We want as much money as we can for this."
The clerk looked around and only saw Sushi Chi there, and he wondered what she meant by "we". "Hmm." Came his reply. He thought that she was inane and he wanted her out of the store as soon as possible, "How much do you need?"
"Enough to get that jeep filled up with gas. Is there enough for that?"
"Oh, yes." The clerk said.
"Yay!" she left those things on the counter and ran out to Rini, "We had enough when we sold our stuff to fill jeep with gas!"
"Yay!" Rini said, "Our sacrifices were worth it!"
The two danced out, around the jeep.
"So." Sushi said, "Should we get this back then?"
"Yep!" Rini patted the dashboard, "Ready to go home Jeep?"
"Kyuu!" He said (which translated to, "I smell like vanilla and two girls managed to buy me gas with an empty bottle and four year old lint. Hell yes I'm ready to go!").
Sushi hugged Jeep, "Oh He's happy!" She turned to her friend, "Do you want to drive this time?"
Rini shook her head, "You drive. I'm no good."
Sushi nodded, "Alright then." So, she started driving. But after a length, she spoke up, "Heey, Rini. What if the Sanzo party is where the jeep was when we bring him back?" She was getting worried.
"Well, then, we tell them the truth like the good people we are: we saw their car was dirty, so we went and got it washed and filled up the tank, out of the kindness of our hearts with no ulterior motives whatsoever!"
Sushi nodded, "That sounds fantastic!"
Rini nodded, "I do try."
"I know. And I believe that you are the brains of this co-operation of ours."
"That's very, very kind of you."
Sushi grinned, "I know. And think nothing of it. You have the brains, and I I have the pose." She nodded, "The pose."
"The pose is a very important part indeed." Rini agreed, "'specially since we got Hakkai to pose."
"I know!" Sushi posed again.
"Highlight of my year, right there." Rini smiled, remembering.
"yeah! Me too!" Sushi sighed, "And Numba."
"Poor Numba."
Susho nodded, "Yes, poor Numba." She started to cry, then she stopped herself, "Can't cry now." She sniffed a bit, "I'm driving."
Rini patted her friend on the back, "We're almost there, you can cry soon."
"Alright. Thanks for the support."
Rini nodded, "Ha. No problem."

Oh, this is so funny! I actually fell off my chair laughing so hard!
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Sushi Chi and Rini soon drove up and they saw Hakkai and Gojyo, "Oh." Sushi said, "Riiiniii!"
"Yesh?" Rini looked up, "Oh. Um. Hello there!" She waved at them, "We were hoping to get back before you did!" She did a nervous chuckle.
Hakkai looked at them, "What all did you two do?"
Rini grinned at them, "You see, we like doing random nice things for people, even if our methods are a bit unorthodox! We saw that your Jeep here was kind of dirty, and so we took it over to the nearest car wash and cleaned it! And then, we parted with our most precious belongings just to pay for a full tank of gas for it! See? We did good!" She gave Sushi a thumbs up.
Sushi gave the thumbs up back to Rini, "Yes! I had to get rid of my bottle of chloroform and Rini here had to get rid of her pocket lint." Sushi looked very sad.
"Pocket lint?" Gojyo asked.
"Why did you have a bottle of chloroform?" Hakkai asked.
"Yup!" Rini said, "That lint was, like, my bestest bud. He was with me through thick and thin, through wash cycle to rinse. Never complained when I told him all about my problems."
"And the bottle was empty. But I had many memories with it. It saved my life multiple " Sushi said, nodding.
Rini patted Sushi on the back, "There, there." She pointed to Gojyo and Hakkai then, "Anyways! We're really nice people and we would never ever think about doing fangirl things like stalk you or anything, and this proves it! Okay?" There were times when Rini was not the most subtle person in the world.
Hakkai thought for a moment, "I've always wondered what it would be like if I had fan girls."
Gojyo nodded, "And now we know."
Sushi raised her hand, "Uh. Gojyo's alright. and Hakkai made our year a bit ago with the pose. But I think we like Sanzo the bestest." She turned to Rini, "Yes?"
Rini gave her friend shifty eyes, "Well, says you. Sanzo's never really struck my fancy, though lately he has been growing on me. Your influence, of course."
Sushi Chi danced, "Yay!" Then she gave Jeep back to Hakkai.
"Oh, thank you." Hakkai said, taking Jeep.
"I think we will be leaving you all very soon." Sushi said, happily.
"And go where?" Gojyo asked.
Sushi smirked, "Well. There is this doctor and bunny we really like."
"Right!" Said Rini, waving, "Bye Bye! We're off to give the doctor a house call!

Stay tuned to a second story featuring Sushi Chi and Rini!


Ah, you said that this story sucked and was stupid. You suck and are stupid. Blah.
Why'd you even read it then? o.0 Crazy person.
And because you didn't like this story, you don't get the ending for it. Blah.