S0, LYK, 1 DAYZ, I M3T D1Z GUY. HIZ NAM3 WUZ, WA1+, I F0RG0+ H1S NAM3, BU+ WHAT3V.
S0, LYK, I WUZ WALK1NG 2 SK00L ND LYK, I BUMP3D IN2 DIZ HAW+I3.
AND S0 I WUZ LYK, "0NGZ, UR HAWT!!!!!!"
"UR HAWT 2!!!!!!!!!" H3 S3D 2 M3 BACK.
"0NGZ, D0 U RLY M33N DA+???!!?!?!?" I ASK3D AS I CURL3D MAH HA1R.
"LYK Y3A, UR BR1NG1N' S3XY BCK, LOLOLOL."
I ROFLZ ND D3N I WAS LYK, "0NGZ, L3TS G0 MK3 BABI3Z ND LYK, HV3 S3CKS."
"0MGWTFBBQ," DA D00D3 S3D. "I D0NT D3W DAT STUFFZ."
I WUZ LYK S0 P1SS3D!!!
"UR GH3Y," I CR13D. "SCK IT!!!!!!11342"
"FIN3. L3T'Z MK3 BABI3Z ND D3N WE CAN LYK, G3T MARRI3D!!!!!!1"
AND D3N, W3 G0T MRRI3D ND LYK, W3 MD3 BABI3Z ND YEA.
I STLL D0N'T NO3 HIZ NAM3, LOLZ. ND HIZ P33N WUZ SMLL, S0 I DMP3D HIM, ROFLZ.
SIXTYNINEYEARSLATER.
LOLZ, I RMMB3R N0W. IT WUZ JESSE MCCARTN3Y. I THNK DATZ H0W U SP3LL IT!!!!)($*()!*$)&ONETWOONEPENIS.
LOLZ, R3SULTZ.
ISN'T JESSE MCCARTNEY THE HOTTIEST?!
Okay, I don't care what you do with this story. I honestly don't care. It was for the hell of it. And for Natalie.
BECAUSE SHE LOVES HER J. MAC, LOLZ.
LOLZ P33N [ONE-SHOT!!1] JESSE MCCARTNEY
Okay, so me and Natalie are a bunch of crazies, but we own. I bet only she can understand this.And she's better than me at teenie-talk, lawlz. Disclaimer; this might hurt your eyes.Did you like this story? Make one of your own!
