=-Hinata in Wonderland-= [NaruHina Oneshot]

The young lavander eyed girl made her way through the forests, yawning at the fatigue training had done to her. She pulled out a healing tonic as she slid down the trunk of a tree, brushing her midnight blue locks from her face. Before she got a chance to open the container, her eyes drooped, and she drifted off into sleep...

THUD. Hinata let out a slight moan as she sat up, rubbing her head and now her tailbone. What happened? Opening her eyes slowly, she nearly fainted. She had no clue where she was. At all. Around her, instead of the training grounds and trees, a table and a chair, a bed, and a fireplace. She was in some strange kind of room. Blinking, she rubbed her eyes, trying to wake up. Was she even asleep?! The shy girl nearly screamed as a muffled voice came from behind her. Crawling forward, she turned around to see nothing but a very short door and a large golden doorknob. She swore she hea--

"Thanks a lot, you troublesome girl, I was sleeping." Her eyes widened and her heart dropped as she realized the doorknob was speaking to her. The doorknob?! Reaching forward she poked it, causing it to yelp. It grumbled, and she instantly knew who it was reminding her of.

"Sh-Shikamaru-kun?? Wha-what happened to yo-you?!"

"Nani? What are you talking about, girl? Just let me sleep." He yawned and closed his eyes again, a light snore emitting from his throat...if he had one. But no, she knew for sure this was Shikamaru. It had the same bored expression, same eyes, same voice, and even the same phrase. Even the top of the knob was chipped into a spikey sort of pattern. But he didn't know her? Trying to keep her now racing heart still, a second voice came from behind her, nearly making her jump out of her skin. The quiet girl turned, being met with another familiar face.

"Weeeeell, girl. Doesn't loook like you can get throuuugh~!" Her teammate Kiba stood there grinning a large smile as always at her. But today, instead of a parka, he wore a small thin sweatshirt, magenta with purple stripes. And his cheeks were no longer red but pink! And to top it all off, he had a tail and cat ears. Akamaru was no where in sight as Kiba drawled out in a cat-like stretch. Looking up at her boredly, he pointed at the two bottles resting on the table.

"There's only two ways out and one way in. Before you can stall, you gotta get small." He grinned again, slowly disappearing until all that was left was his grin. Soon, that too was gone. Hinata sat with her eyes wide; devoid of any life. Before long, a slight squeak dispersed from deep in her throat, the only signs of movement until she was once again jumping to dodge a small white fluffball. It seemed to be chanting, "I'm late! I'm late! I'm late I'm late I'm late!"

"E-excuse me, wha-what are you late for?" Hinata's voice startled what seemed to be a rabbit as he whipped around. She wasn't as surprised this time, considering the last two encounters. It looked at her, large eyebrows taking a good portion of it's forhead up. Benath it's ears, lie a perfectly shined bowl cut, and bright youthful eyes. It was none other than Lee. He opened his mouth to speak before looking at his watch and running off continuing his yells of, I'm late!

Hinata watched him go through the door before twiddling with her fingers. She didn't know what to do. Heck, she didn't know where she was. Coming up with the idea of going with Kiba's word, she made her way slowly to the table. Timidly, she picked up each container, noticing one that said stall, and one that was blank. He had said small before stall... So she grabbed the bottle, wondering what she was to do. Tipping it, that lazy drawl came again from behind her.

"You're supposed to drink it, girl." He was watching the ceilings, seeming to be amazed by the clouds adorning it's high roof. Hinata blinked a moment before glancing back at it and noticing it looked a lot like one of her healing tonics. Figuring it couldn't hurt, she slowly and carefully opened the lid, The familiar smell wafting through her sinus. Gulping, she quickly downed the contents, cringing only slightly at taste and wiping her hands on her dress. Wait dress?! Looking down with a jerk, the Hyuga girl noticed she wasn't even in her usual clothes anymore! She was wearing some weird blue dress. And her hair...was long? This was all to weird for her. That's when she started to notice everything was growing. No...she was...shrinking!

Another quiet squeak came from her throat as she mentally wailed at her surroundings. She was shy and easily frightened to begin with, but adding a growth to everything so that it seems two stories to her? That was torture. Wrapping her arms around herself, she ran towards Shikamaru -- er -- the doorknob to find him opened and waiting for her to leave. Running past, she made her way down the twisty and windy hall, ignoring the strange things around her. It was all so weird, she didn't feel like overcharging and fainting right here.

Within moments, the Hyuga girl burst through another door, a long table sitting before her. On the table was every kind of teacup you could imagine, a matching plate for each. She stepped forward carefully, reaching for one. Hinata had no clue why she wanted to, only that she felt she needed to. As soon as her hand grasped the cup, another one of her teamates popped out of nowhere. The familiar rounded glasses stared back at her as she dropped the cup. Before she knew it...Shino Aubrame was...singing and dancing. One of the quietest and most serious people she knew was singing and dancing around, going on about her 'Un-birthday.'

She fell backwards when he was done, swirly eyed and completely confused. No way her team mate would do that. No...way...As she came to again, a hand was extended to her and she stood up to find Shino had gone back to sipping tea and going on about his Un-birthday. The rabbit, Lee, whom had picked her up was now bounding away, groaning to himself. She figured he would be the best one to follow, since he was obviously going somewhere. Jumping to her feet, the still blushing kunouichi...or girl in this case, began running down the hall after him.

After several minutes that seemed like hours, the two emerged into a room of Dodo birds, one particular one running around with a mask on. His feathers were balck and red, and he was chasing a second one who had blonde on his head.

"Dedoa-senpai! Dedoa-senpai!"

"Noo, un! Get away Dobi! Un!" The two birds continued running, the Dobi one constantly wanting a hug. Hinata adverted her gaze to the ground, following the rabbit in a mixture of fear and confusement. They continued through, stopping in another room to see two midgests, one with skin pale as snow, and one with hair silver as a polished kunai. They started a speech, only to be interuppted again by the rabbit's, I'm Late! So they left Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum, starting off again at a high pace.

Upon entering a forest type area, Hinata lost the rabbit. Yes, it was sad, but it wasn't her fault she was scared to death. Breathing heavily, she made her way through the tall plants, as close to crying as possible.

"Girl..." A large breath was heard being taken, Hinata skidding to a stop and looking onto the top of a mushroom. She nearly fainted for the umpteenth time, a giant caterpillar sitting on the mushroom cap...with the head that of Uchiha Sasuke. He drew another breath of the pipe, and puffed it out before speaking again.

"He went over there..." Hinata's widened eyes ceased to move as she gave a jagged and forced nod. Turning, she ran full force in the direction he had motioned, coming to a hedge. Might as well go through it. With a deep and ragged breath, the terrifed girl stepped through the bush, appearing on the other side to the sounds of several voices.

"Off with his head!" Upon a tall throne sat a queen. Queen...heh...as much of a queen Gaara would make. And there was the rabbit on a stool, pointing to Neji, her own cousin. He lowered his head, and the King, or as we know, Kakashi sputtered through his mask for them to go through with it. Shaking her head, she ran out there, yelling for them to stop. She hadn't even stuttered...

"Just stop! This isn't right!" Several cards, all jumping on her at once began yelling her name over and over. She spotted the whiskers on their face, instnatly shutting her eyes as to keep from crying and blushing. They were so much like Naruto's...

"Hinata-chan! Hinata-chan! Wake up!" Hinata's pupiless eyes slowly drew from each other, revealing a blonde teenager, standing over her with a look of concern. Her face reddened as soon as he grabbed her, pulling her into a hug. This...wasn't happening...was she asleep again?! As he held her tighter, she realized she wasn't. But why was he --

"Hinata-chan, you can't run off like that! You just fainted out here, and no one was around, what if you got hurt?!" She did nothing, but simply smile apologeticly, keeping from looking down. It really was a trip to Wonderland.
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