Mr. I don't need clothes [Sirius Black] 1: Goodbye Maxie Waxie

"Bye Andy" Max said to me as he hugs me tightly, I pull away "Buh-bye Maxie Waxie" he grins "Just because it's goodbye until the summer doesn't mean you can call me that..." he says, embarrassed and I made an 'oh nonsense' face, he hit me softly "CHILD ABUSE!!" I scream at the top of my lungs, several witches look around "Shutup dumbass" he says to me and waves to the people. I smirk "See-ya for Christmas" I say and run off, watching all the English kids around me carrying their trunks and laughing to myself, stupid Poms, can't they just use a travel bag?. I get on the big red train and head to the back, still only quarter to eleven, plenty of time. I head to the back and plonk myself down in the last compartment.

I sit there for some time, and then, as the train starts to move, I hear two voices outside my compartment "Way to go Mr. I have to pack all my things" one guy says to another, I can see their silhouettes in the marbled glass window in my compartment door "Yeah well at least I didn't forget Pyjamas, unlike Mr. I don't need clothes". The door slides open "Oh, James we can't go in this one" one guy says to the other as he looks at me "Someone's big anorexic ass is taking up the whole seat". I assume it's Mr. I don't need clothes, I smirk "Hi Mr. I don't need clothes, pleased to meet you, I'm Miss. Get The Fuck Out Of My Compartment" his smile falters and another boy pops his head around him "Don't mind him, he's just a dumb shit, can we err.. share your compartment?" he asks and I smile, his brown eyes await my response warmly "Sure Mr. I need to pack all my things" I say and shove my bag on the rack above my head. He takes a seat next to me, the other boy stands in the doorway "Are you going to come in? Or shall I just jinx you as you stand?" I ask him and he grins "I think you'd do a little more than just jinx me" he says cheekily and I roll my eyes, boys were so stupid some times, wait... all the time.

"I'm James" the boy with the warm brown eyes introduces himself to you "Andy" you say and the other boy, who's still in the doorway snorts "Andy?? You do realise that's a boy's name right? Jesus, your mother must have been crazy" he says and I retort quickly "Well I guess you'll never get to find out, my mother died giving birth to me, this name is all I've got to remember her by so I wouldn't mind if you didn't insult it, actually" he looks down at the ground but doesn't apologise "He's sorry, really he is, he's just..." "An asshole" I finish heatedly for James, he smiles softly "Yeah". The boy has sat down now, and by the looks of it, has also decided against saying anything else, there was another knock at the door "Come in" the other boy says grumpily and I glare at him "And who appointed you King of the Compartment?" I ask, he says nothing and the door slides open "Hi" I say to the blonde-haired boy who smiles "Hi, I'm Remus, I was wondering if I could stay in here? The other people in mine aren't exactly being kind" I smile at him "Take up a seat Remus" I say and he nods "Thanks" I had to admit, I was pretty lucky, I did have two very good looking boys (and one git, but we can overlook that). I sat there grinning to myself as the newest boy stretched out his hand to me "Andy" I say to him and he nods "Go the name!" he says, grinning at me, the other boy sits there and pouts, James doesn't introduce himself so I take it upon myself to "This is James, and uh... Mr. I don't need..." the pouty boy cuts me off "SIRIUS!! MY NAME IS SIRIUS!!" he yells at me and I smile "And this is Sirius".

**REST IN RESULTS**
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Over the next half an hour much is debated, Quidditch teams, uniforms, subjects and even the strange colour of that girl's hair, this was the most recent topic. "I still say bright blue hair is cool!" I say, pouting "That's cause you're just weird!" Sirius claims, pouting as well "Woah, love-birds, calm down, we're starting to get sunburn from your warm and loving gestures of affection" James says and the two of us jump out of our seat in unison "WHAT?!" we yell at him, oh the unison-ness. He grins "Shutup James" I say, sitting back down, Sirius however, has stormed out of the compartment "Well, that got rid of one problem" I say and we laugh, Remus wipes his smile off his face, poorly "He isn't that bad Andy" he says and I shake my head "Oh I beg to differ, he called me anorexic, ME?! Anorexic?! I don't think so, you should see the way I eat, just cause I have a very slow metabolism" I say and James smiles "He isn't that bad, I actually think you like him" he says and I jump out of my seat again, all this jumping was only going to make things worse "WHAT?!" I screech, even louder than before and James sniggers "I do NOT like that snivelling, smirking, son of a BITCH!" I exclaim and they nod their heads knowingly "Argh" I scream and get up out of my seat, fuming "I'm going to change" I announce and walk out, leaving the two of them to burst out laughing alone.

I plunge myself into the girl's toilet to get changed into my uniform, quickly putting on my skirt and blouse, and my plain black robes, it was actually starting to get chilly here, considering it was only Autumn. I look at my uncomfortable black shoes... then down at my bright red sneakers, yeah, maybe they could stay, I sure hope I'm in Gryffindor. I walk out clutching my clothes and slam into somebody "Oi, Watch where you're going!" they yell at me and my mouth drops open "Excuse me? Watch where you're going" I yell back, this kid had some nerve, his hair was all slicked back, and oily, I shudder, how gross. "Well aren't you just a bitch" he says, noticing how much attention we were attracting, and that we no longer needed to yell, I nod curtly "Yes, I am, you stupid greasy git" I say, the crowd around us erupts into 'ooh's' and the boy turned bright red, he didn't have much confidence for someone who just verbally attacked a complete stranger "You ugly slut!" he screams at me and I clutch my chest "Oh, was that? Did he just? Oh my dear god I think my heart is breaking, tell it to someone who cares, say for instance, them?" I point to a group of hideous girls who had been giggling since his last remark and they're mouths drop open "Now if you'll excuse me Oily I have friends waiting for me" I say and push past him.