Arranged Marriage? TRY ME! [[2]] OOOOOH I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener!

"OOOOOH I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener! That is what I truly want to BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Cause if I was an Oscar Mayer wiener, then everyone would be in love with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" I screeched as I sat on the couch with James. I have been singing random and annoying songs off tune all day and last night. James has taken to banging his head against the wall behind our couch. I'm interrupting his precious television show. I hate TV.
"Do you ever shut up?" he asked in an irritated tone. I shook my head no and began singing another annoying song that was totally off season.
"It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday! Not your normal average everyday! It sounds like some paled my old coral tree.. Spongebob, Patrick! Why'd you do this to me?! The world feels like it's in loverly! Go away before I harm you bodily! This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to meeee!" I sang, rocking back and forth.
"God, why me?" James complained and turned up the TV. So I sang louder!
"There'll be shopping decorating and plenty of snow! Hey Patrick who's that under the mistletoe? What? Who, me? Would ya look at the time I should gooo!"
"Please shut up.." James begged. Oh LOUDER you say? SURE!
"People seem a little more brotherly! Here's a special something to you from me! Even all the trash on Christmas it smells so sweetly! This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to meeee! LALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALA"
"Oh dear Lord.." He groaned. LOUDER.
"What do ya want? Can't you see that I'm busy? Step outside, we've got something for you to see! Spongebob take this stuff down immediately! Chestnuts roasting and burns to the third degree! Tonight things are as good as they seem to be! A star on top will complete all the scenery! This Christmas feel like the VERY FIRST CHRISTMAS TO MEEEE! This Christmas feels like the VERY FIRST CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" I finished. Good song, good song. I smiled to myself, thinking about how me and my friends sing that song obnoxiously. And I still do that haha..
"You just.. Never shut up, do you?" James asked. He seems annoyed.. I wonder why.. Hehe..
"Do you want me to sing another song?" I threatened.
"GOD NO!" he yelled quickly.
"Then never, I repeat, NEVER, tell me to shut up. Ask anyone who knows me, I'll get louder. OH and don't complain either. I'll still get louder and more annoying." I explained. I love me..
Now all I need is a mirror to admire myself in..
"SARAH!" James shouted, waving his hand in front of my face. AHH A HAND! I lunged forward and clamped my teeth over James hand.
"OW! JEEZ LET GO!" he said, shaking his hand. He can't shake me off! Uh uh, no way!
"You can't shake me off!" I said, though his hand between my teeth made it sound like, "Oo ont fake ee off!"
"What?" he asked.
I gave a muffled laugh and let go of his hand.
"I love it when you're confused." I said. He huffed and slumped on the couch. His show was over and he missed it because of me. I'm so proud..
"Thanks a lot! You made me miss my show!" he whined.
"Your Welcome!" I said in sing song voice and got off the couch. And right as I was leaving the room I added, "Whiner."
He's there, the Phantom of the Opera!
Hahaha. I think its halarious.
R/M/C? Please?
xx
Dezza