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Kaehla: I love how I used "correspondence" in my last email. I'm just freaking wicked like that....Yes I've been writing a lot. I've written a sorta comedy with you, me, Kori Boone, Nicole, and some other random person *coughWILLcough* in it. Let's just say IT'S FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! I'll post it on Quizilla when I can...I remember you have one of those!!!!!!!!! We used to send messages on there....your name was cauchemar_noir I think...o.O Damn I wanted to be dead!!! lol Just kidding. Well gotta go play freaking scrabble...damnit

Anna: lol, i can't wait to read what crazy stuff you wrote about all of us in your story. *hint hint*.......scrabble? Sounds like your parents are really coming down hard on the punishment. Are you okay? Scrabble can be pretty painful.......good luck with the crazy stories as well! *i didn't just call your stories crazy, by the way.*

Kaehla: w00t I'd be well-loved even if I die!!! yay!!! No the scrabble is at my aunt's house. She likes to see how well....developed my vocabulary is...

Anna: i've been reading my forensics for dummies book and i just got to the chapter about blood. Lol, it's awesome, i learned about the types of blood spatters, and next chapter is injuries. I get to find out what kinds of poisons there are, types of wounds, one chapter is literally called, "slicing, slashing and stabbing." lol, i love that book. ^.^ I just love watching people's faces when i tell them how to determine where a person stood by how long and thick the blood spatters are. I think i'm turning into that creepy kid in class that sits in the back and talks about blood all the time. Lol, all i have to do now is develop a slight twitch and a crazy laugh. lol, oh well...now i'm done talking. it's not really much to reply to considering i only covered two things. ^.^

Kaehla: The book sounds interesting! [my story's almost done] Yeah I'd sooo be your friend if you were the creepy kid in the back of the class, twitching and laughing with that crazy grin on your face and mumbling about blood. In the classic words of Johnny Depp in the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory= "MUMBLER!!!" ^.^ Awwww, darn. I wanted you to keep talking!!!!!!!

Anna: *sigh* i think my sarcasm is about used up. In other news...i'm glad i'd at least have one friend if i turned into the creepy kid in class...Jeez i still can't believe we only have 2 years left! Two years! HOly crap! lol, then we'll graduate! You have to promise after we graduate we won't be one of those friendships that disappears after high school. Well either have to be in college together, live together, or plan an annual get together, cuz i can't survive without a Kayla fix. Lol, seriously, i love the little story we made for our future, me working for the government, us having to change our names to Carla and Marry ann. ...frick, i did it again. MARY ANN, there aren't two R's in Mary! Lol, i think i get a little crazy with the double letters sometimes. I still can't get "Writing" right. I always put "Writting." Lol, it only happens when i type though. I can do about 60 words a minute so maybe i should slow it down a bit. Lol. Oh and i wasn't bragging back there...i was just saying. ^.^

Kaehla: NO!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ANNA'S SARCASM!!!!!! Ha.Ha. .......Yes, I'd definitely be your friend. Hell, I'd join you in the back!!!! lol No..No clue as to what I'm taking next year.....No you don't use quote marks too much. I can deal with them. I have no idea what I'm taking. I'm definitely taking photo and drawing though.
HOLY CRAP!! Only two years??????????????? Damn, don't tell me that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I promise we'll always be friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSS...Our friendship will never never never die.......................I promise.........

Anna: I'm glad my sarcasm has given you a reason to live. i'm also glad our friendship won't die. That's always good to hear. i'm also also glad you don't think Kiefer is dumb and that you think he's awesome. Have you seen any of his movies? I know you haven't seen 24 (yet. I'm still planning on forcing you to watch it.) I watched Flatliners and The lost Boys the other night. Two of my all time favorites. ^.^ hmm...what else...? I can't think of anything else, but don't worry, i'll be sure to let you know when i do. oooh...so are you and will gonna get back together when you come back as a junior? have you thought about it? this is me asking, not him. by the way. lol. ^.^

Kaehla: Dude, your mom seems really cool. I liked staying at your house, even though I fell asleep before you did...lol.... Yepp your sarcasm is like....heroin to me. I NEED it. I CRAVE it...Okay you get the point...Yeah I couldn't just quit a friendship like ours...I mean, if I did...I wouldn't have anyone to sit in the back of the classroom and laugh crazily with over blood spatters and..stuff....

Anna: lol, i loved it when you came over, true you fell asleep before me but then we went out for pizza with my parents. remember that? lol, i was worried they'd scare you off but you were worried you'd scare them off. You didn't scare my parents by the way, my mom loves you. lol....hmm...i'm trying to think of something sarcastic for your daily sarcasm fix, cuz i know how much you need it...it being heroin and all. Lol.
you know, now that i think of it, there's not much of a difference between sarcasm and lying. Usually the stuff i say sarcastically is a lie. Can you have a sarcastic truth? lol. well that wasn't sarcasm...that was closer to a philosophy rant. (what number are we up to? XVI?) lol, i don't even know what number that is...ten...six...sixteen maybe?....

Kaehla: Wow...your mom loves me...that's like the first parent who has...Wow....w00t. And the pizza part was pretty cool. The whole time I was at your house I was like "Umm....I don't want to scare them....I should stay normal" *just scare them!!!* "NO! Stay normal!" *pfft, party pooper* lol That was the conversation going through my head. lol..Yeah....my sarcasm fix has been....weaning me towards smaller dosages since I never see you anymore =`[
And I totally understand what you're saying with there's no difference between sarcasm and lying. I think you can have a sarcastic truth because like....actually, no you can't.... Yeah we're up to rant number XXVI..... XVI is sixteen....lol

Anna: do you normally argue with yourself like that? Lol, it's okay, i do it too. what's worse is i actually explain myself to myself. make sense? I'll say something to myself that doesn't sound like it made sense so i actually start explaining it to myself. lol, well anyway...it makes sense in my head. ^.^ which isn't saying much. We really would make the perfect creepy pair of kids in the back of class. I look forward to it next year. If not in class maybe we could be the creepy kids at lunch. I love how we look forward to our future.....

Kaehla: It's cold...................Winter is okay I guess. I only like the snow when it's fresh and never been walked on. Then it's pwettyyyyyyyyyyy....lol Wanna know something really weird?? I wanna be in school. I wanna be stalking everyone there. I wanna laugh at the people who call me lesbian/dyke/whore/slut/skank/bitch/trash/freak/loser/geek/idiot/moron/etc.. [hopefully you get my point?] And I miss being weird with you. You were the only one who actually accepted my.....weirdness...and let me be myself..lol...Yes actually I do normally argue with myself like that. It's my way of sorting the chaotic space where my brain is supposed to be...lol.....We really would be perfect for the creepy kids......I sooo hope we can be next year lol.....Have you noticed we use a lot of "....."s? I just did....lol....there I go again!!!!!!!!! lol Of course I look forward to my future. You're there to make my sarcasm fix all betterrrrrrrrr....lol Ummm... It's about midnight here and I'm still up...

Anna: i hate it when snow gets walked on, or when grass starts to poke through. It's horrible. but when it's fresh it's purdy. or pwettyy. Purdy and pwetty. Lol. i can understand you wanting to be in school. Every summer i have countless dreams about people from school or just school in general. It's kind of a subconscious thing i guess. You do the same thing for (roughly) ten months and then suddenly you stop...so naturally you kinda wanna go back to doing what you've been doing for 11 years. wow...that seems really sad. I've spent ten months for eleven years doing nothing but school. i also realized something really depressing today...i haven't done much in 15 years. I've never been to an amusement park, i've never been to a beach, i can't swim, i've never been in another country, iv'e never been more than two states away from Indiana, i've only been on a plane twice, and i've never been on a boat...well i was in a dinky boat when we went to camp Tecumseh but that doesn't really count, i mean a big boat. And i was at Disney world once, but i wasn't exactly born yet...so that doesn't count. I tried to swim once, but i almost drown...so i stopped trying. Lol. I really, really wanna go to Canada...and yeah...my life is pretty not too interesting as of right now...sad. It may sound dorky, but i've always wanted to go on some crazy cross country road trip with a friend, (you mainly) you know like in movies when the two people drive off with a weeks worth of clothes, a hand full of money and they have all kinds of crazy adventures! lol..yeah, that's dorky, but you know what i mean? i should at least do one of the things on my list of things i haven't done yet. We should add all this to our life plan when we get out of high school. Lol. Have you ever had a kinda crazy thing you've always wanted to do? Awww you miss being with me? yay! I'm missed! lol. i will always accept your weirdness. lol, i wouldn't have it any other way. Kayla is Kayla even if she's Kaehla. Lol, i don't know what that was...some kind of cute little poem i guess. Lol. i cracked up laughing when i read what you said about talking to yourself. "It's my way of sorting the chaotic space where my brain is supposed to be." Ha! That's awesome, i wanna write that down and quote you on it. Lol, i love it! I really really hope we get at least one class together next year. If we do it will be the best class of the day. ^.^ oh and if we ever go cross country, i'll be sure to take a list of sarcastic things to say so you don't go into withdrawal. ^.^ wow...i feel like some crazy drug dealer keeping you sane, supplying your addiction. Lol. well i should go...i haven't really done much homework. Oooh and we have another two hour delay in the morning. I think this is a record. 4 two hour delays in a row! I'm hoping we can go for a whole week! yayness. lol. well i hope you don't get eaten by ghosts...cuz that would suck.

Kaehla: Yes, fresh snow is purdy &/or pwetty. lol I just want to come back to schoollllllllllll...Dude, if I could be in school tomorrow, I'd be there. I'd actually pay attention in class too...for the first ten minutes...then I'd write notes to youuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!! lolYour life is boring? Pssh be in mine!!!!!!In all my [almost] sixteen years, I haven't: went farther than two states from Indiana, been to a real beach, gone to another country, been on a real boat [like I would want to anyway- large bodies of water terrify meeee....], been on a plane, gotten tattoos or any facial piercings [yet], or anything else that I've wanted to do!When we go on our cross country trip, we'll go to Canada......Goddddd.....All these plans of crazy adventures past high school make me kind of look forward to growing up. I'm just....Don't repeat this to anyone....I don't want to grow up. When I was younger, I couldn't wait to get out from under my parents' tyranny. I wanted to be free. Now that I'm nearing graduation, I'm scared to take the last final step towards being an adult. I'm scared that I'll let them down. I'm scared that I'm going to fail in life. I'm scared that I'll never be what I'm supposed to be. Does this make sense? I wanted to leave before, but now I don't. I'm a walking contradiction...dammit...Yes of course I miss being with you! You're amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm glad you'll always accept my weirdness. And I'm loving the cute little poem you wrote. "Kayla is Kayla even if she's Kaehla"...lol Awesomeness...I'm glad you loved my quote of my....talking to myself...lol Dude, if we have a class together, the very first day, I'll stand on top of a desk or the counter and do a freaking dance!!!!!!! I swear to the-very-much-so-non-existent-God I will!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, can't let me down on the sarcasm fix. I'd hate to go into withdrawal...Dude, this is random but have you seen "Blow"- the movie with Johnny Depp in it as a cocaine dealer...? I love it. Tsk Tsk Anna! You need not procrastinate on thy homework.. oh what the hell am I saying? I do it all the time and I passed all the way up until my first semester of 10th grade!!!! lol. Well, the noises are gone now. So I think it was just the dog. I don't care though: the noises scared the poopy outta me...;p

Anna: holy crap, i didn't expect a reply so soon. Lol, nine minutes later and there's an email from Kayla! w00t! so apparently both of our lives suck...i forgot to add on my list of never done stuff..getting a tattoo. I just this year finally got my ears pierced...

That was part of the wonderful conversation I had with the wonderful Anna. She's my amazing friend who I know will sit in the back of the class with me to laugh like we're psychotic Barbie-head-tearer-off....-ers...[?] But she's amazing. I would totally run in traffic to entertain her..okay maybe not that extreme but oh well....