It's been exactly 143 days since Kimmie and Akari last showed up at the studio. When they left, they locked up the guys. So the poor boys have been stucking this place for over two months. No food, no water. Don't ask how they lived. But they did.
Naraku:*checks watch* Were...did...they....gooooo??
Sesshomaru:I Told you I don't know.
Itachi:At least they turned on the heater before leaving.
Sasuke:*Dying* I...cant go on like this....-.X
Orochimaru:*runs over to him* NOOO!!! SASUKE PLEASE DONT DIE!!! I NEED YOUR BODY!!!
Sasuke:*inches away weakly*
Kimimaro:*hack cough weakness going to die*
Naraku:I miss Akari.
Gaara:I miss Kimmie.
Sesshomaru:I miss them both.
ItaSasu:I miss Gina. T.T
Kimbly:*passed out* x3x
Greed:X\\\O(Emergency Meeting In Greed's Mind: Ravish Him: 80% Help Him: 15% Neutral: 5%) >.o THe...strain!!!!!
Inuyasha:*hacking away at the walls weakly with Tetsaiga* Damn... This.... stupid.... wall.....!!!
Sesshomaru:GIve it up, foolish little brother. THe walls are everything proof.
Inuyasha: TT.TT
Naraku: AKARI HURRY UP AND RETURN TO ME MY LOVE!!!!
*Door slids open*
Everyone:*turn around really fast* WHO GOES THERE?!?!?
???:HI EVERYONE!!!
???:WE FOUND THE KEYS!!!
Gaara:*teary eyes*KIMMIE!
Naraku:*more teary eyes* AKARI!
Kimmie:Yeah! We're back! We foud the keys!
Sesshomaru:???
Akari:Yeah we lost the keys and also, I kept reading the map wrong, and therefore, kept getting us lost.
Kimmie:Yeah we suck at navigation.
Akari:Anyway!
Kimmie:We coming bearing food that we stole from somewhere and drinks that we stole from the same place!
*Meanwhile*
Ed:*from across gate* WHAT THE HELL!!!??? I HAD FOOD!!! WHERE DID IT GO!?!?
Back to us...
Boys:o.o omg food. *boys rape and molest the food*
Akari+Kim:...I geuss we were gone for a while... Kimimaro, here are your meds.
Kimimaro:^>^-
*After the feast was done....*
Kimmie:Time for some....RANDOM AND VERY STUPID ACTIVITIES!!! W00T!!!
Akari:Yay! I missed this old thing! *starts dancing on the desk*
Kimmie:*flies around and crashing into the wall*
Naraku:I wanna dance too!
Akari:*dances up the wall* woot i can breakdance!*spins on the cieling*
Kimmie:CooL! Watch me do the Matrix! *dodges bullets which appear out of nowhere*
Gaara:I want a cookie.*a cookie appears in his hands* *big glowy eyes* COOKIE!
Ash:Pikachu! I chose you!
Tai:Get him Agumon!
Pikachu:PIka Pik!
Agumon:Agu digivolve to *digivolution thing* GREYMON!!!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!! *does lightning blast thing*
Greymon: NOVA BLAST!!!
Pikachu:PIKKAAAAAAAAA~~~!!!
Ash:PIKACHU! NO!!!
Tai: Way to go Greymon!
Greymon:*tunrs back into Agumon*
Agumon:awww shucks! ^3^
Ash:*runs away crying like a pansy*
Kimmie:*blows him up with a chicken launcher*
Akari:chickens!
Gaara:What the hell?
Itachi:It's been awhile since they've gottan to let it all out. they're probably really spiked up.
Sasuke:what he said.
Akari:Look what I found behind the couch! *takes out Metal Gear Gear* Whoop!
Liquid Snake: Lemme go! lemme go! Lemme go right now or else I'll SCREAM!!!
AKari:No...no you cant make me.
Kimmie:MOVE IT SNAKE OF LIQUIDNESS!!! *kicks him out*
Liquid Snake: MY ONLY REGRET IN LIFE IS THAT I WON'T BE IN SEQUEL!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *falls to death*
Sesshomaru:...okay.
Naraku:*Still trying to breakdance on the cieling*
Akari:I"M GONNA PUSH THE RED BUTTON NOW!!! OKAY!?!?! I"M GONNA PUSH THE RED BUTTON!!! THE ONE THAT SAYS DONT PRESS OR ELSE YOU GONNA GET KILT!!! I mean Killed!
Kimmie:No AKari!
Miroku: (in thoughts) SUddenly I...feel very in touch with my spirituality...
Naraku:(in thoughts as well) Suddenly I..feel the need to shave...*starts shaving* Ouch!
Akari:*pushes the red button*
Metal Gear Gear:*Turns into a huge Christopher Walken robot*
CWR:Christopher Walken! (Im in alot of movies) *defeats something really big that I havent thought of*
Akari:Stupid shindig. *kicks the chair*
CWR:*explodes*
Akari: ox# *cough*
Kimmie:O.O XD THAT WAS SO COOL!!!
Akari:........................... LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!!
Both:bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother bother....
Snape:AVEDA KEDAVRA!!!....Oh dear me....
Kim+Aka:WE'RE NOT REALLY DEAD!!! *kick Snape in the balls*
Snape:owchies*
Kimmie:Yeah that what you get for ki-
Akari:KIMMIE WAIT!!
Kimmie:What?
Akari:SOme people may not have gotten that far in the series yet! So make sure it's all indirect.
Kimmie:>.>...ALright. That what you get for somethinging to someone! SO HRMPH!
Snape:*cries*
Naraku:I'm bored what now?
Kimmie:I dunno...
AKari:Naraku, Seshomaru, Inuyasha.
Three spoken of:hmm?
Akari:It's about time I took you to the vet.
ANd so, AKari and Kimie somehow mangaed to haul the three to the vet, even though they fought tooth and nail because they didnt wanna go. ANd Naraku had to go becuz of his miasma(lol he has asma)
Akari:See, now that wasnt so bad now was it?
???:DAMNIT YOU GIMME MY HEADBAND BACK!!!*Envy comes running though the room chasing Gina who, indeed, has his headband*
Gina:UWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! COOKIES! *runs into the wall*
Envy:DAMN YOU!!*runs into the ceiling and smashes into Naraku*
Naraku:owchesniess!
Akari:Didn't we kill him like...four talkshows back?
Kimmie:*playing with Itachi's hair* huh? oh um...I think so.
Itachi:Let go of my hair.
Kimmie:Nope! ^.^
Akari:There are monkeys in the closet! save me popeye!
Pop-Eye the Sailor Man:I'll help ya'! *eats a can of spinach with his pipe and gets all powerful* Huah! *Beats up the monkeys*
Akari:AAAAHH! DONT HURT THE MONKEY YOU STUPID SMOKE ADDICT!!*hits him over the head with a popsicle stick*
Pop-Eye the Sailor Man:x.x
Monkey #1:ooh oh aah ahh oh ah ah ooo oo!(Thank you for saving us, oh mighty girl with a popsicle stick.)
Akari:oo ah ah ohh ohh ah(It was nothing, my fellow monkey comrades.)
Monkey #5:ohh ahh ahh oo ahh uhh haa hoo ohh uhh aah.(For you, a token of our gratitude.)*hands her a large thing of bananas
Akari:Ahhh! ohh ohh ahh haa eehh aahh ohh aahh! (Oh! YAY! Bananas! Thank you so much, wonderful monkeys!
Monkeys:ohh ahh ha oh!(We'll be back sexy!)
Akari:*think they said goodbye* ohh ahh haa ohh ahh!(Farewell, wonders of Nature!)
Kimmie:Woah. Akari just had a full fledged conversation with the monkeys. oO
Gina:*runs up the wall* I'm doing the sticky chakra thing!
Akari:Well, now we must part, dear friends of ours.
Kimmie:Yes, for now is the time we must go and become one with the Earth.
Greymon:NOVA BLAST!!!
Deidara:PIKACHU UNN!!
Naraku: *gets pelted with bananas*
akari: I WIN!!!1
Naraku: *tackle and glomp Akari*
Akari: OH CRAP! rated R!*sees a squirrel*
Squirrel: *is holding a bomb8
akari: *jumps up screaming bloody hell from god's ever taken ligth of doom which was filled with pudding mmm pudding*
Naraku: *steps on squirrel*
Akari: *jumps on Naraku* my savior!
Gorgon: DAMNIT WOMAN WHY DID U PUT ME HERE!?
Akari: I dunno. *still clinging to naraku*
Kimmie: who's Gorgon?
Akari: Lord of all thing sevil and not full og pie and happiness or red goop that runs down our panrs when we don't want it to.
Naraku: .... u mean tht thing .. nevermind.
Gorgon: LET ME OUT OR THE COFFEE GETS IT AKARI!!!
Akari:NO! Not the sacred coffee! Gorgon how could you!?
Gorgon: With lots of things. Thats not the point. GIVE ME THE WAY OUT!!!
Akari:FINE THEN! *gets a map* Lets see how do I read this...
Every except Gorgon:*crowds around Akari and everyone tries to read the map*
Gorgon:Dont you know the way around the studio?
Kimmie:No. We've been missing from it from excatly 143 days or so.
Gorgon:*taps foot impatiently*
Akari:ARRRRGGGHHH! NNOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Gorgon:what?
Akari:I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET OUT!! *bursts into tears*
Gorgon:*twitch twitch* THEN THE COFFEE GETS IT!!
Akari:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Gorgon:*drinks the coffee* >D *attacks Akari*
Akari:AHH RUN AWAY!!
Gorgon:*eats her hand through telepathy*
Akari:OWCHES MY HAND!!
Gorgon:*eats Kimmie's Head*
Kimmie:oh no! CRAP HIARIA HEAL ME RIGHT NOW WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! (fine geez!*heal*)
Kari:*runs in the direction of left* ARGH! *comes back the other way* EVERYBODY RUN! SOMEONE LET THE SKUNKS LOOSE!
Everybody:*runs and tries not to get some limp of their eaten by Gorgon who keeps telepathically eating people's toes and arm*
Gorgon:Ahhhhh! FRESH MEAT!!
Kimmie:OH NO ITS THE BUTCHER!!! RUN AWAY!!!
GIna:ARGH I KILLED THE BUTCHER LIKE...SIXTEEN TIMES ALREADY!!!
Itachi:I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M RUNNING FROM BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS AND I LIKE TO NOT STICK OUT!
Sasuke:Ahh I must kill myself to be free!
Gorgon:*in Diablo voice thing* Not even DEATH can save you from ME!
Diablo:Woah woah woah woah woahhhhh. Okay everybody just STOP.
Everybody:*stops*
Diablo:Now Gorgon, I know you really like Diablo II and stuff, and I realize its a really cool game, but you can't go stealing our lines. thats copyright whatever its called.
Gorgon:Grrr. NO I SHALL NEVER STOP MUAHAHAHA IM HIGH ON COFFEE!
Diablo:..Okay who gave him coffee? Don't you all knwo what happens to Diablo fans when they are given coffee?
Gorgon:*telepathically eats Diablo*
Kimmie:Apparently, they become cannibals and get the power to telepathically eat stuff.
AKari:AHH HES CHEWING ON MY HAIR!! RUN AWAY!!!
Gorgon:*chases Akari everywhere and breakdances after her up the ceiling* COME BACK HERE YOU FIEND!!!
Akari:UWAAAAAHHHH SAVE ME SOMEONE!
Gina:There only one thing to do. *transform to Super Saiyan level 2* Here we go. *takes a deep breath*
Kimmie:OH GOD NO SHES GONNA-
Gina:*starts screaming unbelievably loudly*
SesshInu:*pass out*
Kimmie:*lays twitching on the floor*
GIna:*still screaming8
Akari:*does a dance*
Gina:*still screaming and its like really high pitched btw*
Gorgon:*convulsing on the cieling* Oo oO -.O O.- X.o O.x *catches fire and turns to ashes*
Kimmie:YAY GINA YOU SAVED THE DAY!!
Gina:YAY IM SO COOL I FEEL SPECIAL!
Akari:No...Gorgon doesn't die so easily. He will be back. And until then, we must go to the hyperbolic time chamber and train until we are strong enuogh to defeat him. Which probably wont actually happen becuz we are way too lazy.
Kimmie:Lets go eat candy.
Akari:>.> okay! CANDY!
Gina:See everyone next time!(I'm so cool!)
LOOK THE BIRDIES EXPLODED!!! my butt hurts!
I'm Pop`Eye the Sailor Man! *toot toot*!
