"Eh...?" Kat groaned "What?" Kat sat up. She was sitting on the Cartman's couch. Kyle and Stan were gone, and Cartman seemed to have disappeared. The Television was turned off, and the VCR was also off as well. "Come on kid-" It was her Dad. Kat wearily raised an arm, which his strong arm gripped onto - pulling her up off the lounge and into his arms. "Dad..." Kat mumbled sleepily "What is it kiddo?" "I hate Cartman..." Kat's Father laughed a little. Before Kat knew it, she was strapped into the backseat as her parents slipped into the front. Kat's head lolled onto her shoulder as the Car drove off. "Katherine..." Kat opened her eyes slightly as her Mother spoke up "We're thinking of moving..." "That's good..." Kat smiled a little "Because I hate South Park..." "No Katherine" Kat's eyes began to focus as her Mother turned around "We want to move into South Park, off the Mountain - into the town" Kat still thought she was asleep. Suddenly she felt the blood course through her brain; making sense of her Mother's words. "WHAT?!"
"Kat! Kat wake up-"
"I can't believe you!" Kat yelled frantically as her Mother put on the Kettle "Please! Tell me you're joking-"
"Katherine we're sorry you don't like the idea- but you'll have to get used to it" Her mother warned "We've spent so long up here; your father and I have had no one else to talk to but ourselves"
"That's for sure..." Kat looked at her Father smirk half heartedly
"B-But" Kat's eyes quivered "You can't be... I hate South Park! I hate it there! I don't even like the school! The kids are weird and-"
"We've made up our minds" Her Mother folded her arms and sat down "We're moving by the end of the month"
Kat stared dumbstruck at her two parents. She tried to look at her father for some common sense - but even he was avoiding her eyes.
Her worst nightmare was coming true.
"No way..." Kat felt her breath shake "You can't... you wouldn't..."
"We are" Kat's Mother said firmly
Kat felt her stomach practically die. Without another word; Kat turned on her feet; and ran up the stairs, full throttle.
Hank looked up at the stairs woefully as El' hung her head.
"She taking this a lot better than I expected" Hank grinned, taking another swig as screams of frustration were heard from above.
"I'd have thought she'd have broken something by now" El' admitted weakly
"I can't believe this..." Kat growled furiously - hours later, her little fist pounding the pillow "All these years... they've never wanted to move! Now they want to after they saw that Brats Mom?!"
She bashed her head against the pillow again and again, as if it were the cause of all her problems. When she ran out of energy, she slowly lay dormant against the blankets.
'My worst Nightmare is coming true' Kat thought desperately 'W-We'll move into town... and I'll officially be stuck in South Park Elementary... and I'll be ordinary'
"Ordinary" Kat wailed loudly "I won't be a Rebel! I'll just be another Prissy girl, their stupidity will suffocate me" She clamped her hands over her nose "I'll turn into... into... One of them!"
Kat immediately thought of the other girls she had met that Day. Like Bebe, and that Wendy girl who had answered all the questions in Class. Would she end up a little Gossiping Monkey like the rest of them?
"I refuse!" Kat suddenly jumped to her feet, punching a hand into the air "I am Kat Walker, Explosive Expert and a Smart, Witty, Sarcastic Female Rebel!" Kat plonked herself down onto the covers "But I need a way to make Mom and Dad reconsider... But they won't listen to me now..."
Kat sat in silent thought for a few minutes. Suddenly an Idea drifted into her mind, the kind of idea that makes you beam in brilliance.
"This is going to be hard..." Kat whispered to herself "And I'll have to actually live and survive in South Park for a Month or two... But I can do it!" Kat shouted, a determined look on her face "I can and will!"
"Katherine - Go to Bed already!" Came her Mother's groggy voice
"Fine Mom!" Kat shouted back
Kat snuggled back down under the covers, but smiled to herself. The plan was simple, but brilliant.
All she had to do, was reveal to her parents how awful South Park was. And to do that, all she had to do was to go to School for a few more Months. If she came home in Tears enough - Her Mom would be bound to get a bit hesitant to permanently living there.
Kat was going to have to do anything a Kid could do to cause Trouble. And if any Kid could cause Trouble - God knew, it was Kat Walker.
'Look out South Park' Kat thought, an evil grin spreading from ear to ear 'Because here comes Kat'
"-Okay Kat?" Kat's Mother asked "When you get home, Clean up your Room - we have to make it look nice for the Real Estate People"
"Sure Mom" Kat said sweetly "No Problem"
Kat hopped out of the Car, turning around to wave to her Mother. Her Mother paused and looked at her daughter.
"Are you... Feeling alright?" She asked confused
"Yeah, Why?" Kat raised an eyebrow
"You're acting a little strange..." Her Mother pondered "Oh well - I'll pick you up at Three"
"See you then" Kat waved, turning around to walk up the School steps
As Kat disappeared behind the School doors, El frowned. Her daughter was never that polite - especially that early in the morning. Had she been so upset last night she went crazy?
'Never mind Elle' She sighed to herself 'Worry about it after you clean out the Entire house from Top to Bottom'
She drove off down the Road, not looking back.
Back inside, Kat shifted her bag over her shoulder and looked up at the Clock on the wall. There was still fifteen minutes until School started and she had to move to Class.
'Okay-' Kat sighed 'Step one- Make Friends...'
"Hey, Kat right?"
Kat froze, and spun around suddenly. Craig walked up to her, waving. Kat blinked a little, and then smiled weakly.
"Oh, You - Hey... Craig?" She asked, hoping she was right
"Yup" Craig nodded "Get home alright?"
"Oh no, I slept in the Streets" Kat smirked sarcastically "Yeah, I got home fine - Thanks"
"Oh, that's Good" Craig said awkwardly, looking away "Uh..."
He trailed off, looking a little dismal about what to say next. Kat realised that in order to be friendly - she actually had to make an effort to have conversations.
"So what's happening with the Classroom?" Kat asked, "I mean - There's a hole in the Chalkboard"
"Yeah" Craig sniggered slightly "We're having our lessons in the Gym until it's fixed"
"Bummer" Kat shook her head "You'd think we'd get an extra holiday or something"
"That kind of stuff happens a lot" Craig shrugs "So it really-"
"Hey Craig - Who are you talking to?"
Kat turned around as a Boy with Brown hair and a Red coat walked up. Craig looked at her for a moment and then back to the Boy.
"This is that new Girl from yesterday" Craig explained "Kat"
"Okay" The boy looked at Kat as well "I'm Clyde"
"Clyde, Got it" Kat knew she wouldn't forget this name - Since it was Cartman's name for his stuffed Frog "Nice to meet you"
"Yeah - Hey Craig" Clyde turned away from her "Recess - Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are playing Football - They wondered if we're gonna verse 'em"
"Yeah sure" Craig shrugged "You, Me, Tweek and..."
"Don't choose Butters again" Clyde warned, Kat frowned at being ignored "He's hopeless"
"I'm not playing with Pip again" Craig suddenly flipped someone off behind him, Kat turned to see a Boy wearing a Beret and a Bow-Tie gape "Or Token, he's being a Jerk"
"We need another Player!" Clyde retorted "I'm not letting Fat ass think we forfeited"
Craig paused for a moment, and then - He looked over at Kat again. Kat blinked as Craig grinned.
"You wanna play Football Kat?" Craig asked suddenly
"Huh?" Kat looked taken aback "Me? Uh... Sure - Awesome"
"There" Craig suddenly put a hand on her Shoulder "Four Players"
Kat looked at Craig's mitten covered hand on her shoulder and felt a funny feeling swell in her stomach. Clyde nodded a little and turned to Kat too.
"We'll show you where we're playing after Class" Clyde said simply "Though - This is the first time we played with a girl" He added, a little suspicious
"She's cool" Craig shrugged "She beat me in a Snowball fight"
"Bah" Clyde scoffed "Like that'd be hard"
Craig made the usual rude hand gesture, and Kat laughed, covering her mouth with her glove. Behind her, Kyle and Stan walked past - Kenny, with a bloodstained Orange Parka - turned slightly as Clyde and Craig started arguing.
"Looks like that Kat-Girl made some friends" Stan spoke up simply
"With Craig? That Fag" Kenny laughed through his hood
Kyle looked over as Kat pushed her Black hair out her eyes and flipped off Craig - Who responded with flipping her off again. Kyle frowned slightly and turned back to his friends.
She had fallen asleep during Terrance and Phillip the night before at Cartman's house. Kyle had been the one sitting next to her - and she had fallen asleep on his Shoulder.
Of course - Cartman used this moment to rip him off as much as possible, saying how jewish they looked together. Kyle had told him off for that. It wasn't any wonder why Kat didn't want to hang out with them.
But Kat with Craig and Clyde?
Kenny was right. Which self-respecting girl would hang out with those Fags?
"Well Cartman will be happy" Kyle said bitterly "He seemed pretty pissed off with her"
"Dude, he's just mad because he found all those Scratches on his Trike from when he smashed into her" Stan shrugged
"Shouldn't she be making friends with Wendy or something though?" Kyle looked back over his shoulder at Kat again "Girls usually hang out together"
"Wendy told me yesterday that the Girls don't like her" Stan adjusted his Backpack strap "They think she's a Bitch"
"But she's only been here one day!" Kyle looked shocked "How can they decide that already?"
"Girls are weird" Stan shrugged "I mean, I love Wendy and all - But she is a bit of a Bitch sometimes"
"Staaaan~" Sung a voice
"Pretend I didn't say that" Stan said quickly, as Wendy skipped over
"Are you going to sit next to me in the Gym?" Wendy batted her long eyelashes "Since we won't be having Seating arrangements?"
Stan's throat made a gurgling noise, and he darted around for the Trash can. Kenny started to snort with laughter as Kyle smiled half heartedly.
"I think he said yes" Kyle looked over his shoulder at the retching Stan "Right?"
Stan gave a thumbs up as he threw up again. Wendy beamed, almost oblivious to the fact she was asking a puking boy to sit next to her.
"So have you seen that new Girl?" Wendy asked, suddenly frowned "She was so rude to Bebe yesterday!"
"Kat?" Kyle was surprised Wendy was bringing her up "What about her?"
"She's such a Bitch" Wendy said breathlessly, Stan emerged from the Trash Can - a Speck of something green on his cheek "We've seen her around town, buying Fireworks and Beer and things"
"She buys Beer for her Dad" Kyle said suddenly, having learned it the night before "And Stan buys Fireworks too - But you don't hate him"
"Well that's different" Wendy said quickly "Stan's a boy, Girl's aren't supposed to do stuff like that"
"Kat's fucking awesome" Kenny retorted "Girl's should all be like her"
"What did he say?" Wendy looked at Stan questioningly
"He said Kat's cool" Kyle interrupted - Before Stan could puke again "We think so too - Right Stan?"
"Don't drag me into it Dude!" Stan yelped
"What?" Wendy looked shocked "Stan!"
"I've got to go to the Bathroom" Stan said quickly, running down the corridor
"Stan!" Wendy called out frantically "Come back here-"
Kyle and Kenny laughed as Wendy sprinted after him - Pounding on the Boy's room door as it slammed shut in her face.
Stan was usually whipped by Wendy - But lately he had been more scared of her when she was mad. He really did like her.
It was a pity he was so Shy that he'd throw up whenever she walked past.
"Hey Dudes" Came Cartman's voice "Where's Stan?"
"Hiding from Wendy" Kyle pointed to the Boy's room door - where Wendy was shrieking for Stan to come out "She was asking about Kat"
"Jesus, Don't bring up that Jew Bitch" Cartman groaned "Mom said that she's moving here"
"What?" Kyle looked taken aback "But she hates South Park"
"You don't know the worst of it Dude!" Cartman retorted "Her Parents are friends with my Mom! That means she'll be staying at my house when they're moving! It's so Weak!" Cartman stomped his foot "I hate that Bitch"
"I thought she hated it here" Kenny raised an invisible eyebrow "Why's she moving?"
"Beats me Kenny" Cartman shrugged "At least she doesn't hang out with us - We already have one Fag-Jew" He waved a hand at Kyle
"Shut up Cartman!" Kyle snapped
"Ripping off Jesus-Killers again?"
The three boys turned around as Kat walked past - Craig and Clyde walking with her. Cartman's posture didn't didn't flinch.
"If it isn't the Jew-Queen" Cartman smiled sweetly "I suppose you're Happy today"
"Why?" Kat asked, a little suspicious
"You're moving to South Park" Kyle started before Cartman could speak up "Aren't you?"
"Heh Heh... Yeah" Kat rolled her eyes, looking very unamused "Congratulations - You're stuck with me"
"Oh believe me, we aren't happy" Cartman said simply
"Lay off Dumb-ass" Craig said sourly, flipping him off "Come on Kat-"
The three walked away again. Kat cast one look over her shoulder at Cartman, Kyle and Kenny and took a double take.
Kenny!?
"Hold up!" Kat stopped Craig and Clyde "Kenny?" She ran back up to Kenny "N-No way! You're alive?!"
"Yeah" Kenny sounded surprised "Why?"
"B-But" Kat looked dumbstruck "You died! You got blown to pieces by my Bomb and-" She realised what she had said "Oh shit..."
"Your Bomb!?" Kyle gaped as Kat cringed "You mean- You blew up the Chalkboard?!"
"I tried to stop her" Cartman blurted out "But she threatened me"
"Look I'm sorry" Kat said quickly "But Dude..." She stared at Kenny "How... How the fuck are you still here?!"
"Death likes me" Kenny said simply "Don't worry about it"
"You mean you blew up the Classroom?" Craig asked slowly
"Well... Yeah..." Kat scratched her arm slowly
"That's so... Awesome!" Craig grinned "Kickass!"
"What?"
Kat and Kyle had said it at the same time. Craig slapped her in the Shoulder and grinned again.
"How'd you do that anyhow?" Craig asked eagerly "Like get the Bomb in the chalk-?"
"I-I'll tell you later-" Kat seemed very breathless all of a sudden "But Kenny!" She turned back to the Hooded boy "If there's anything I can do- I mean seriously, I didn't want to blow you up or anything-"
"Anything?" Kenny asked slyly
"Watch out" Kyle suddenly warned, making Kat look at him "Kenny's rather sick-minded"
"Nothing like that" Kat said quickly, making Kenny glare at Kyle "But uh... Ever want any explosives... On the house"
"Alright - Now let's go" Craig tugged on Kat's hand "See you Losers" Craig flipped them off
Cartman glared angrily after the three and flipped them off when they turned around. Kenny looked angrily at Kyle.
"Way to ruin my Chance dude" Kenny snapped
"Hey Kat isn't that kind of Girl" Kyle defended
"I think Kyle's jealous" Cartman taunted "Awwww..."
"N-No I'm not Cartman!" Kyle went red "Shut the Fuck up!"
"I think the Jew's in love with Jew-Bitch!"
"I said Shut up Cartman!"
The bell rang throughout the hallway. As the trio walked down the corridor - Cartman still ragging Kyle out, Kyle bitterly stared at the ground.
He was not jealous. He didn't even know Kat that well - So he couldn't be in love with her. He was EIGHT for Christ's sake - He'd never been in Love before!
Well... There had been Rebbecca - But when she turned slut that had fallen apart. But still!
"Guys - Hide me!"
Kyle blinked as Stan ducked between him and Kenny. A shrill voice rang out through the hallway as Wendy stormed past - Still looking for Stan.
"Girl's are more trouble then they're worth..." Stan panted
"True that" Kyle muttered
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Ha Ha xD Kat's got a plan! And believe me - It's a pretty big one.
Pity I'll screw it up a lot D=
So, Kyle is a little iffy about Kat. And the Girls think she's a bitch.
Kenny's having Dirty thoughts - and Craig makes Kat feel 'Funny' inside.
I love working with South Park characters. They're more crude then regular characters x3
So uh yeah. Vote or whatever - I don't really mind. I prefer picks personally.
Hope you're having a good awesome Day xP
Cheers! See you in Part Six!
Luce | Yami.Haga.Ryuzaki
