..::Daddy's Little Diva::..(LFLD Sequel) Part 14

~RECAP~
Randy stabbed you in the back
~END RECAP~
~Monday Night RAW~
The show started and the pyro went off and the music faded. Lillian was in the ring close to saying something until the DX music came on. The crowd started cheering and waving their signs. Once the "BREAK IT DOWN!" part came, three people came running out and acting like DX...sort of. The fans stopped cheering to find that It wasn't DX. It was Edge dressed as Triple H, Orton dressed as Shawn, and Lita dressed as Sam. Edge and Orton were acting like they were old men, and Lita was just making a fool of herself trying to act punk. They had finally got to the ring, and once the stupidity was over, Edge grabbed a mic.
E="Is this what we have to do just to get a rise out of you people?"
The crowd started booing and Edge, Orton, and Lita took off the wigs.
E="We are better than those old geezers and deserve to be cheered every week."
Yeah, we didn't feel like hearing anymore of this crap. The DX music came back on, as me, Dad, and Shawn made our way down the ramp and into the ring. As we got in, I kept giving death stares to Randy. He to returned the favor and glared at me. Shawn looked at me and Dad confusingly.
HBK="Guys, there is one thing I've gotta ask. Do I look THAT idiotic when we come out?"
Shawn pointed at Randy and the crowd started cheering. Shawn looked at me with a questioning look, and I shook my head no. He looked over at Dad and he just layed a hand on his shoulder.
HHH="Shawn, I'm not gonna lie to you....(taking hand off shoulder; turns to Edge and Orton) What the heck are you guys doing?"
Me and Shawn looked at each other, shrugged, and turned back to the other guys.
HHH="You know. You guys kind of have a point. Edge is a two time WWE Champion. He even had a live sex celebration."
Edge started to get one of his cocky smiles as he looks over at Lita who's smiling coyly.
HHH="Though, it was not good."
Then a picture showed up on the titantron of Edge in his undies during his celebration. The crowd started laughing.
HHH="Dude, not even Lita could keep you fully aroused."
Edge started scowling and Lita started making some smart ass comments. Then Shawn whispered something into Dad's ear.
HHH="People I have just been informed that is actually fully aroused."
Now that Dad had his fun. It was my turn.
Y=Now lets not forget Randy Orton. Did you guys know that The Legend Killer is the most downloadable superstar....
Randy started doing his weird arm thing.
HHH=.....In the gay community.
Randys arms fell to side and he looked at me distraught. I just grinned.
HHH=Its true. If you google through the sites throughout the gay community, or so Ive been told, Youll get pictures like this...
A picture of Randy popped up on the titantron. He was standing in the shower naked with a towel covering his unmentionables.
HHH=...And this...
Another one popped up. He was backwards facing the wall behind him with the towel covering his butt.
Y=...And especially this....
Another picture popped up. But this time, it was of Shawn. It was back when he did that spread for Playgirl. The towel was wrapped around his waist, and it even had the Playgirl logo right next to it. Shawn was freaking out when he saw that.
HBK=You guys told me that was a girls magazine!
The crowd really ate that one up. Randy was starting to get ticked off.
R=Thats it Hunter. I want you tonight.
Dad just chuckled.
HHH=I know you want me, but I dont swing that, buddy.
E=Thats not what he means. He wants to beat your ass tonight.
Dad looked at me and Shawn with shocked distraught, then turned back to Edge and Orton.
HHH=He wants to do WHAT with my ass?!
The crowd erupted with laughs and cheers. I wanted to join them.
HBK=There are non-confrontational ways we can solve this-
E=You know what, shut up!
R=Hunter. You, me, one on one in a match tonight.
Dad just grinned.
HHH=Youre on.
The crowd cheered and the DX music came on. Me, Dad, and Shawn walked out of the ring, down the ramp, and through the backstage. Once we got to the locker room, we started busting up laughing.
Y=Oh my gosh, did you guys see the look on Ortons face when you mentioned gay community.
HHH=Thats not as funny as Shawns reaction.
Once that was said, Shawn went from laughing mode to almost mad mode.
HBK=Hunter, why didnt you tell me that wasnt a girls magazine?
Y=Dont worry, Shawn, it is a girls magazine. We just wanted to poke a little fun at you.
Shawn tuned to the side, then turned back to us chuckling.
HBK=Fine Ill admit. It was pretty funny.
Y="So, how are we gonna kick Orton's butt tonight?"
HHH="Easy. First, we throw left and rights for a bit, two chairs, sledgehammer, Sweet Chin Music, Pedigree, Frog Splash, get the 1-2-3, bell rings, and that's the whole show."
Y="Yeah, but I feel like doing something different. Maybe something involving a ladder."
HBK="You could do a Frog Splash off the ladder."
Y="Yeah that could work."
"Are You Ready?" rang through the PA as the crowd got to their feet and started waving their DX signs. Me, Dad, and Shawn ran out and did our thing the way it was suppose to be done. We got into the ring, and Shawn handed me the mic.
Y="Are you ready?"
The crowd started screaming. The three of us weren't impressed.
Y="I can't hear you. I said ARE.....YOU.....READY!!!!!!!"
The crowd got louder, and now we were impressed. I handed the mic to Dad and we crouched low.
HHH="Then for te thousands in attendence, and the millions watching around the world, and for Randy Orton, the homosexual superstar....not that there's anything wrong with that. For he is about to get the worst ass kicking he's ever received.....LLLLETS GET READY TO SUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!"
Me and Shawn jumped up and the crowd got rallied as Dad handed the mic to Shawn.
HBK="And if you're not down with that, then we've just got two words for ya..."
Shawn raised the mic into the air and the fans screamed "SUCK IT!" Then, Randy's music came on as Edge and Randy came out. As they walked down the ramp, I stood next to the turnbuckle holding onto the ropes just to keep myself from hurting Randy. Randy entered the ring and Me and Shawn walked out as the ref rand the bell and the match began. Dad and Randy started circlng each other, locked up, Dad pushed Randy into the rope, ran back towards him, and Dad hit him with a right arm. Then, Lita came down the ramp and joined Edge at ringside...(Sorry, but I really don't have other ideas throughout the match, but I will post the ending)....Dad and Randy were both down. Edge got onto the ropes and started distracting the ref. I looked over at Lita and saw her handing Randy a chair. As both Dad and Randy got up, I slid into the ring and hit Randy downstairs. I slid back out as Shawn went to attack Edge. The ref stood in the ring trying to get Shawn and Edge to stop. Dad picked up the chair and hit Randy over the head with it. He went for the pin, the ref turned and counted the 3, and the DX theme rang through the arena and the three of us celebrated.
~Stephanie's POV~
I jumped up off the couch once I saw that Hunter had won his match. I was so excited for them and happy that Sam got a low blow on Randy. Then, the door opened and in walked John Cena.
J="Hey Steph, where's Sam?"
SMH="She's still in the ring. What do you-"
Then, I noticed he was hiding something behind his back.
SMH="John, what's that behind your back?"
John looked a little nervous. After a long pause, he let it out.
J="Promise you won't tell Sam?"
SMH="Of course."
He pulled out a little black box, opened it, and revealed a diamond ring. I was excited.
SMH="OMG!!! You're gonna propose!"
John hushed me for a second.
J="Yes, but I'm not sure of the right time."
SMH="Ask her out on a date. You've gotta plan it out, and I'll help you."
J="Thanks. I better get going before she catches this."
As John walked out, ideas came flooding through my head. Sam is gonna be thrilled.
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