Akari:We have returned, fair youths and stuff!
Kimmie:Yep
Gorgon:what are you people doing?
Akari:GORGON! ...I forgot what I was gonna say.
Gorgon:I AM THE LORD. BOW DOWN BEFORE MY ALMIGHTYNESS.
Akari:...Why?
Gorgon:YOU DARE CHALLENG THE MIGHTY ME?
Akari:No, I'm just curious.
Gorgon:...*irritation* SHUT UP AKARI!!!!
Akari:*sniffle* ...*ish teh sad*
Gorgon:YOU DARE CRY BEFORE THE MIGHTY...ME!?
Akari:*sniffles some more*
Gorgon:Okay, stop that.*smacks her*
Akari:*starts crying loudly*
Gorgon:*anime vein pop thingy*
Akari:{dude what are you stupid?} [never smack Akari!] (Yeah she screams and attracts everyone to were she is no matter how far away they are.) *keeps bawling*
Gorgon:Ugh shut up and stop crying you baby. *smacks her again*
Akari:*starts screaming incredibly louly*
Kimmie:o.o Omg Akari, please dont cry-...
Akari:*screams even louder* *inhales deeply* NNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone is just suddenly ther*
Naraku:*breathing like a winded bull* Grrr....*looks at Gorgon for a moment before getting all sweet and tender* Akari, sweetie what's wrong?
Akari:*sniffle* he...Gorgon hit me! *indicates bruise*
Naraku:*eyes of the devil* Gooorrrggggooooonnnnnn........~~
Gorgon:>.>....*leaves fairly quickly*
UWAHAAHHHH AKARIS LOVERS ARE SCARY HOLY CRAPP!!!!!~~~
Naraku:*eyes of evil*
Kimmie:Dude...he's not there anymore...
AKari:Thank you, Naraku. You were really cool back there..
*drama*
Naraku:*blushes*
Akari:*also blushes*
Kimmie:Yeah yeah yeah okay, whatever, stop being romantic, we have a show to run. You lovebirds get together afterwards.
Tamaki:*appears aout of nowhere* These poor lovers are in dire need of affection from one another! Do not worry, fair maiden, I will save you!
Akari:*thoughts:is he talking to me?*
*more drama with a rose covered background*
Kimmie:-.-"
Everyone else:oh brother
Tamaki:Mori senpai.
Mori:ah.*picks them up and puts them in a room with a big bed*
Kimmie:was there a door there before?
KaoHika:It was just un-paid-attentioned to.
Kimmie:...right.
Akari:hey lemme go!
naraku:*not resisting* O.O -.- O.O -.-
Mori:*thorws them in and closes the door*
Sesshomaru:...right.
Akari:Ow ow ow! This feels all weird. Hold still.
Naraku:What are you doing anyway?
Akari:Shhhh....Theyll hear you. And me.
naraku:Oh. right.
Gina:Hey what's goin' on?
Akari:WATCH WHERE YOURE PUTTING YOUR HAND!!!
Naraku:gomenasai(means sorry)
Itachi:...Umm..yeah.
Gina:....right. I'm gonna go make me some popcorn and get a soda. brb.
Akari:*fumes* Hey wait, whats tha- OMG NO GET RID OF IT WE'RE GONNA DIE UWAHH!
*sound of stuff breaking*
Sasuke:What they heck are they DOING in there?
Itachi:You would never understand follish little brother.
Naraku:You okay?
Akari:*grumbles somthing*
Kyouya:*think of the exprenses* |||.|||
Akari:Okay, here we go...*sighs*
*bang*
Akari:JEASUS CHRIST OW HOLY CRAP!
Naraku:SORRY! OMG SORRY! I MISSED!
Akari:HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT HOLES A MILE WIDE!
Everyone:*Wrong idea*
Kimmie:Alirght, that's it, lets find out what theyre doing in there. jeez.
oO
Akari:*sees the door open:UWAH STAY OUT NO YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS!
Naraku:IT WASNT MY FAULT!
AkaNAra:*point at a squirrel with a gun on the window sile* BLAME THE SQUIRREL!*patching up the hole in the wall*
Kimmie:....Right. Okays. *turns and leaves quickly*
Akari:Wait a minute...YOU ALL THOUGHT WE WERE DOING THE NASTY DIDNT YOU!?!?!
Everyone:....*follow kimmie's example*
Akari:OI! HEY IM TALKING TO YOU!
Later....Very later much.
Kimmie:*sniffles* WAH UGAHHH NO ONE LOVES ME!!!! *cries* (knock it off.) *stops* |*Suddenly has her own body and Chases Kimmie around with a Muffin stolen from Akari*|
Akari:UWAH NO MY MUFFIN! *Chases Khrai with a baboons butt*
Babboon:HEY!
Kimmie:(*kills the baboon*) ~Be quiet all of you.~ Good ol Haru. Shes so authoritive. *adirmiration* ~*Completely unaffected*~ -.-
Gaara:I feel ignored.
Kimmie:Well! I have no Idea what THAT was all about!(What the heck, YOU TYPED IT!)
Sesshomaru:Shhh.No one knows that. >.> < .<
Gaara:I've been behaving in school! Im so happy!
Kimmie:|Liar.|
Akari:Shut up.
Gaara:Okay, I don't really care that I'm behaving in school. Far as I'm concerned, big fergalicious whoop.
Akari:WHOOP! *waves around a weapon of mass production*
Kimmie:I HAVE NO PLOT BUNNIES FOR ANY STORIES THOUGH!|Yes you do.|(They're just not very useful for the stories you currently are working on, and really need to finish. ^.^)
Akari:....Shut up. Both of you.
Kimmie:Anyway, other the Plot Problem, things are going rather well.(YAOI~~~!!!!)
Ken:Shut up Hiaria.
Kimmie:Anyway, I'm stumped, BUT I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT LOOKING FOR SUGGESTIONS JUST TO LET YOU KNOW. Oo*ish teh afraid*
Silver:Why are you afraid?
Kimmie:*ignores completely* What I WANT to do is make another new talkshow with Akari. TT>TT But, sadly, I have no topic to go with. JUST GIVE ME A TOPIC DARNIT!!! I CAN GO WITH THAT!
Akari:I LIKE COOKIE MUFFINS.
Kimmie:|People think youre weird.|
Akari:Am I not?
Everyone:*Dead silence between us and the world*
...
*A road kill squirrel has a cardiac arrest*
...
*A muffin dies*
Akari:NO MY MUUUFFFFFFFIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! *passes out from lack of air*
Kimmie:|This is a talkshow.|
Sonic: Make the topic CUPCAKE DIVING!!!
All:*Cheer*
Sonic:INVENTED BY, I believe, DEREK!... i think... *cant remember*
Kimmie:|*blows up a camera man*|
Gorgon*the camera man*:owches.
Naraku:*Eyes of a demon* Wiat...I am a demon. *Okay, geez. Fine.* *Eyes of the Devil*
Gorgon:*leaves speedily*
Kimmie:CUPCAKE DIVING! ALRIGHT!
Akari:Gina, would you do the honors?
Gina: Gladly. *gets a cupcake and claps hands and preforms alchemy to make it several many times bigger*
Akari:WOOT!
Roy:I CALL FIRST!
Hida-
Akari:NO KIMMIE! You cant use him! Some people havent gotten that far in the manga yet!
Kimmie:...Oh yeah.
Leader:I CALL SECOND!
Everyone else:*call a number*
Kimmie:ABSOLUTELY NOT! Gina first, then Akari, then me. You all just step into a line, doesnt matter were you are. if your caught cuting in line, I will kill you. ^.^
Everyone:*disturbed but obey*
Gina:WOOOOTTTAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Akari:WHOOOOOPPPPAAAAH!!!!
Kimmie:*thinks really quickly* UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Everyone else:*do a jump and scream somthing as well*
A couple hours of delicious frosty jumping later*
Gina:Wow i only JUST showed up. I feel so ignored.*irritation*
Kimmie:Yeah? so is everyone else.
Akari:*breakdance on the ceiling and runs into the wall*
Kimmie:*breakdances on the walls and runs into the ceiling*
Gina:*thinks how stupid they are*
Gorgon:MUAAHA I HAVE RETURNED! *uses Sesshomaru as a smoke bomb to get away real quick*
Everyone:...
Sesshomaru:ow.
Akari:-AHAHA DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME!?- (UGH GET OUT YOU LOSER!) [OKAY, WHOSE HAND IS ON MY BUTTOCKS?!] {It's hot in here. *dies from preseration but comes back to life*
Gina:What the heck?
Akari:-MAHA IM A PERVERT KING!-
Kimmie:*irritation* grr..*suddenly rises above everyone else like someone really improtant or something* PERVERT KING? BOY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF PERVERSITY! YOU HEAR ME?! YOU. DON'T. EVEN. KNOW!!!! I AM THE ETERNAL RULER OF PERVERTINESSS! YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE HORROS THAT LYE BEYOND THE GATES OF MY IMAGINATION!
Gina:-.- That was supposed to be a speech? (I don't think so.) UWAHH! NOW I HAVE ONE TO! GET OUT OF MY HEAD DARN YOU ! URGHAAAHAHHHAAAA!!! (o.o I feel hated. ~emo~|||.|||~emo~)
Akari:-OH YEAH!?- [dude, get your freaky hands away from me you Miroku-wannabe!]
kimmie:(no seriously you dont. *blinks*) |Haru does. Right Haru?| ~Hn. She has a vast imagination indeed.~ (Yeah Haru got lost in there once.) ~hn.~
Akari:-...- *passed out* [oh no now shes vunerable!] {WAKE HER UP!} (GET UP STUPID!)
Naraku:AKARI YOUR MUFFIN IS RUNNING AWAY!
Akari:AHH NO REALLY!?
Naraku:nope.
Akari:...
Muffin:*runs*
Akari:OH NO! *chases it*
*silence....*
Shisui:well. That was awkward.
Gina:DIDNT I KILL YOU!?
Yeah.
Gina:WHY ARE YOU ALIVE THEN!?
Shisui:DIDNT I KILL ITACHI?
Gina:yeah.
Shisui;WHY IS HE ALIVE THEN!?!?
Punk:*appears out of nowhere* Oi Kimmie. -.- Dont take all the typing to yourself. Let Akari do some too.
Kimmie:>.> Hehehe....*dashes from keyboard*
Punk:*gives keyboard to Akari*
Akari:^.^ Thank yous as.
Akari: hmmmm... hmmmm.....hmmm. *pokes brain* hmm..
brain: WHAT THE HELL!?
akari: I found joo!
akari:but but I found it.
Naraku: *tackles Gorgon*
Gorgon and Naraku: *fights*
kimmie: oooh!
Gina: -_____-;;;; Idiots.
brain: *runs for life*
Akari: *tackles brain*
brain: *explodes* *reveals a squirrel with a bomb*
everyone: O_O
punk: we better end it now before we lose an eye!
Ashley: but I just got here!
Sesshomaru: *hugs Ashley* I foudn u!
Akari: I have to use the bathroom!
kimmie: the-------
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