Naruto: WATER FIGHT!
Sasuke quickly stashes his drugs in his pockets and pulls out his super soaker.
Naruto shoots neji with water blast, putting out nejis cigarette.
Neji: ILL KILL YOU NARUTO!
Naruto ducks allowing the water blast to hit Gaaras face
Gaara blinks
Gaara: you washed off my tattoo
Everyone watches in astonishment as gaaras tattoo is washed off.
Naruto: I thought it was permanent
Gaara starts to cry
Gaara: It was!
Gaara gets evil face
Gaara: ILL KILL YOU NARUTO
2 minutes later Naruto lays dead on the floor
Gaara happy with his kill sits down to feast seriously gaaras a friggin cannibal.
Gaara spits Naruto out
Gaara: WTF This is sugar free
Gaara tosses the leftovers to kiba who devours them.
Kiba: yay im on a diet anyway
naruto's sugar free?!
Everyone gathers around a campfire, Naruto walks over to join them.
Sasuke: I thought kiba ate you
Naruto: well you were wrong.
Shikamaru eyes Temari
Shikamaru: Anyone got a condom?
Everyone freezes and looks at Shikamaru, except Naruto who pulls out a handful in assorted colors and flavors.
Naruto: what flavor?
Temari: He wants strawberry.
Naruto picks a packet and tosses it to Shikamaru
Naruto: enjoy yourselves.
Shikamaru and Temari nod then head towards a tent and crawl inside
Gazes go from Naruto to the tent
Neji: Naruto, got any lube left?
Everyone blinks as one
Naruto: in 3 different flavors and scents.
Hinata falls over, unconscious
Neji: Ill take cherry
Neji grabs tenten and takes her to the restrooms
Sasuke: Im glad im not part of this
Naruto tosses Sasuke a dvd
Sasuke: whats this?
Naruto: your porno im done watching it
Sakura feints
Sasuke: umm o yah
oO condoms!^_^
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