Camping(Naruto characters when they are older)-part 2-

Day 2
Sasuke sits in front of the campfire, Itachi walks over
Itachi: Whats up?
Sasuke slowly looks up at his brother
Itachi: Whats the matter you look like youve seen a mass murderer or something
Sasuke runs into a nearby tent and zips himself inside to hide from Itachi because Itachi wouldn't want to waste his time getting inside the tent and leaving Sasuke a bloody mangled mess.
Sasuke: WTF DID I RUN IN HERE!
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Orochimaru begins to wake up, mostly because of the boot stuck in his face.
Then he realized that it was the boy who had betrayed him.
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After punching Sasuke into deep orbit Orochimaru set off to control the kunoichi
Sakura brings him Hot chocolate
Orochimaru: thx
He takes a sip then spits it out
Orochimaru: WENCH! THIS IS FREEZING!
He tosses the cup aside
Orochimaru: Nevermind, now take off your clothes and give me a lapdance
Sakura obeys and Orochimaru yells for tenten
Tenten: um yes Orochimaru-sama?
She was wondering why sakura was giving the snake man a lapdance and why she was naked too.
Orochimaru: Give me a blowjob
Tenten: HELL NOO!
Then Orochimaru, the vampire bit her and forced her to obey
Tenten: yes master
To Orochimaru, life was good Now to make it better.
Orochimaru: TEMARI!
life is good
Night 2
Itachi is tired of Orochimaru and his control of the kunoichi.
Itachi: ok orochimaru time to finish this.
Orochimaru: Very well I challenge you to a. digibattle.
Itachi is glad he brought his digivice
Itachi: Fine lets go
Orochimaru: I call out Orochimon (actually a digimon on the show)
Itachi: I call out Itachimon (not a digimon, sorry)
After a grueling battle of cheat special effects and many budget cuts, Itachi wins.
Itachi: Now I free the women of your control.
Tenten snapped out of it and cuts off one of orochimarus more sensitive areas.
All of the girls take Itachi to a motel, where after a night of fun, his wallet, clothes, and a lock of his hair had been stolen.
Itachi woke up to this and sighed. Then made sweet love to a piping hot cherry pie.

digibattle!!
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M & R