Kelsey: When we last left our superhero, he was throwing a crying fit in his bedroom all alone. His mother had left, shaking her head at the little green haired boy. When Julien's tears finally subsided, he bounced out of bed and into his bathroom to fix his mohawk. When he saw his reflection, he screamed. He was wearing a superhero outfit! Maybe half of his dream last night was true.
Our little superhero cried out in joy at the fact that he still had his superpowers and started running around the house like a madman shouting at the top of his lungs.
Lucia: Julien soon made his way outside, where he saw his front yard had been nearly destroyed. Gangstuuhs, Sc3n3 Qu33nz, Ashlee Simpson, Beyonce, and a mess of other dead-looking celebrities were sprawled out across the torn-up grass. Because of this, Julien began to cry. He did not see Patrick, therefore, he deemed him dead.
A booming voice came from behind him, "I know where he is!" Julien turned to see Jay-Z standing there, helicopter about ready to take off behind him. "Come with me, we can save Patrick?"
"But," Julien stuttered. "What will we do?"
"I don't know... all I'm good at is rapping. I guess we must call reinforcements!"
Kelsey: Julien scrambled into the zooming helicopter and jammed those enormous headphones over his ears so his hearing wouldnt be damaged. there was a little radio playing in the headphones and Julien yelled at Jay-Z to change the station. Jay-Z looked at Julien funny but then changed the radio station when Julien growled at the rapper.
As soon as the radio was changed, a song came blaring through the headphones.
"AHHH its the circus freaks!" Julien exclaimed. "We have to call them! Maybe they can help us find Patrick!!!"
Lucia: "What did you say this shit was?!" Jay-Z questioned. "Well, okay. They seem kind of weak... but they could help, I guess!" So, Jay-Z pulled out a cell phone from some time around 1985, and dialed the SUPERAWESOMEPOWERSQUADBLUE number, waiting for them to answer. They did. They said yes. Julien was happy. Jay-Z missed Beyonce. Beyonce was knocked out somewhere on Julien's lawn. Bummer.
Kelsey: Jay-Z landed his rad ass helcopter in Nevada where Panic! at the disco were currently located. The four boys were in the middle of a jam session when Julien busted in. They all stared at the strange little superhero but when Julien told them what was going on, they all cried "NOOO, NOT PATTYCAKES. WHATEVER SHALL WE DO WITHOUT HIM AND HIS AMAZING VOICE?"
Julien smacked all four of the circus freaks to get them to regain their composure. He dragged them all out to the helicopter and they all zoomed back to Julien's house. The helicopter landed in the front yard on top of a bunch of the gangsters, slightly smushing them.
When Brendon and Ryan got out of the helicopter, they laughed hysterically at the scene in front of them.
Lucia: Brendon and Ryan surveyed the area, looked at each other, and nodded. They ran into the house, took fifty minutes in the bathroom to put on some lame-ass eyemakeup, and ran out. Unfortunately, Jay-Z and Julien had left with Beyonce (who woke up, thank GOD! I love her new CD) to go get some turkey sandwitches.
Kelsey: After they were done getting the turkey sandwhiches, Juien, Jay-Z, and Beyonce went back to Julien's house to find that all the gangstuhs had woken up and were now very, very angry because their friends had been squished by the helicopter.
They began shooting at the three and they hit Jay-Z and Beyonce!
Ryan and Brendon ran around the yard, screeching at the top of their lungs and they cried, making their beautiful yet lame-ass makeup run down their pretty little faces.
Millions of miles away, Patrick, who has been missing since the beginning of this ridiculously funny story, heard Bdens and Ryro's cries of desperation.
Lucia: Patrick was trapped in a cave, with a laptop that would only allow him to play Drivers Ed 2. Once he heard the cries, he was determined to get out. So, he did the only thing that would save him, he called Julien's mom, and asked her to send Julien to the secret location that he was trapped in... ASHLEE SIMPSON'S SURGEON'S OFFICE... cave!!!
Kelsey: Julien receieved the urgent message from his mother and zoomed over to ashlee simpson's surgeon's cave/office and busted that damn thing open to rescue his friend. Patrick jumped for joy when he saw his little green haired superhero and tackled him in a hug.
He began singing Hallelujah in Julien's ear until Julien smacked him in the face to get him back to reality. Julien flew back to his house with Patrick sitting on his back and they landed safely in the front yard.
Brendon and RyRo were there, pouting. Their faces were all black and sparkly from their bad makeup jobs that had leaked and stained their skin.
Lucia: They had failed their mission, which is too damn bad for them.
While the group was gathered in the yard, Pete arrived with no pants on and a Sidekick phone in hand. Everyone gasped... he was showing them something they did NOT want to see.
MAN LEGS!@!!!!!11!@!!!!12! Ewwickgross.
Finally, the paramedics arrived, Lucia and Kelsey, and were there to carry Jay-Z and Beyonce away. Lucia was secretly fighting tears inside, because she loves Jay-Z like no lady pimp knows. She sadly brushed her shoulders off, as a prayer that he would be alright.
They all waited, pondering the results of the... various tests that were very important for different reasons that can not be explained because (I) don't really know what I'm talking about, medically. So, they all waited, and found out that they could only be saved if RyRo and Bden took off their makeup.
They didn't, so Jewseph (who hasn't been around this entire story) dug a hole in the neighbor's yard (it happened to be Patrick's yard) and threw them in there.
Then, they all realized something... WHERE'S ANDY?!?!?!?!2121?!?
Dun... dun... dunnn...
TEH END N00BZ. (for now)
haha this is AMZNG!!
SEX. :D
