Sushi Chi ran up to her new friend, Yanka, and poked her. Suddenly running away laughing her head off.
Yanka on grinned at Sushi and ran after to prod her.
Rini looked up from her poker game and noticed that Sushi ran away, "Not too far, Sushi. Don't want you getting lost, do we?" She yelled out to her friend.
Sushi giggled as she jumped over a log, still running from Yanka. "Getting lost is fun!" She grinned, "Except when it's not Rini who finds me and the men in white coats find me. Then it's not fun all. . ." She got shifty eyes, looking for the men in white coats.
"Sushi, don't think about them, they're just silly people who don't know what to do, so they listen to mean people." Rini advised.
Yanka (still chasing after Sushi - mind you) saw some men in white coats, "Run!" She cried out.
Sushi looked around, "Ahh!" She quickly hid behind Rini and whispered, *Save me.* Then to Yanka, yelled, "Yanka! Look out! They might capture you and interrogate you!"
Yanka ran, looked back, and then hit a tree.
Sushi watched Yanka fall, "Yanka!" she ran to her friend's side, "You can't swoon unless I chloroform you! Wake up!"
". . .I'm conscious. Though dizzy." Yanka said with big eyes, "And . . . There They Are! Run!"
Rini sighed, and then walked up to the men in white coats. She snarled at them, "We've already been through this! If I see you gain, I'm going to sue, and I'll make sure you're never anyone lackey again!" And then we all cheered for the evil Rini.
Man #1 cleared his throat, "We are no lackies. We are not from the asylum." His voice was soft, but firm and held authority.
Man #2 nodded, "Indeed. We are from a top secret alphabet group and would like to hire both you and Sushi Chi as consultants."
"B-But. You guys shouldn't be wearing white. It just scares me. . ." Sushi said, utterly confounded.
Yanka climbed out from under a bush, just to trip over a vine and fall into a thorny bush.
"Oh! Yanka!" Sushi cried out, "Are you hurt?" She turned to the two men, "Alphabet group, eh?"
"Eh, I'm fine . . . With a few holes. I'm holy!" Yanka grinned.
"All hail thine Holy Yanka!" Rini laughed, then whispered to Sushi, *What's an alphabet group?*
Yanka also wondered what it was.
Sushi took a breath, "I believe it's like the CSI, NCIS, NASA, FBI, CIA, NSA and others like it.
Yanka raised an eyebrow at Sushi, "Yanka God is Good F Slavic."
"Oh. Okay. Sushi, do we want to work for the government?" Rini asked.
Sushi shrugged, "I duncare. Up to you, Rini. 'Cause I say so." She grinned and nodded.
Rini eyed the governmentals warily. "Could we go around afterwards without fear of getting arrested for the stuff we might/have done?"
#1 nodded, "Yes. If the two of you do anything that would get anyone in trouble - we would be the ones getting the heat."
#2 stated, "We know the risks of having to two of you as consultants. We have an idea of what we are doing by hiring to the two of you. So, we'd get in trouble - giving the two of you freedom to do whatever is needed."
". . .what about me?" Yanka asked.
I wanna be part of an alphabet group! They sound like fun! Let me consult too!
OMG. There is no plot in this story. This is horribly stupid!
"We don't really know who you are. . ." #1 said slowly.
"It's Yanka!" Sushi supplied with a smile.
"#2 blinked, "That didn't really tell us anything . . ."
"Yes, well, Yanka is with us." Rini told them, "She gets a part of whatever deal we get." She nodded, "If those terms are acceptable, then I accept. Unless Sushi disagrees, then I don't either."
#1 nodded, "That. . .is acceptable."
"I want a brownie!" Sushi called out, giggling some, like a small child.
"I want chocolate." Yanka said, thinking, "Ironically, my father recently made brownies."
"He did? That's freakin' awesome!" Sushi said, eyes big, ". . . May I have one?"
#1 blinked, "Is Yanka crazy too?" He raised an eyebrow.
#2 watched Yanka for a moment, "I don't know for sure. But I think she might be. Not as bad as Sushi of course. But still crazy. A bit anyway. And so is Rini. Because she has to be just a little to hang out with Sushi and Yanka."
"Then why are we wanting them to consult for us?" #1 asked.
#2 shrugged, "It's orders from above."
Rini was listening to their conversation, "What are we consulting anyways? And, aside from business, we're not crazy. Everyone else is."
Yanka gave Sushi and Rini a brownie.
"Wh-What are y-you consulting us on?" #2 chuckled nervously.
"Dude." Sushi poked #2, "You're acting all nervous-like . . ."
Yanka raised an eyebrow as she watched them.
"What's with the hesitation? You should have guessed from the beginning we'd want to know. . ."
"I don't trust these too Government men. It may be a trap by the asylum. . ." Sushi suggested.
"Hmmm. . .Sushi may be right." Yanka agreed.
Sushi nodded frantically, "I am Always right!"
"Not always, Sushi." Rini said with a smile, "And don't worry, if they try to kidnap you. . .I'll. . .do stuff. And they won't. So ha."
Sushi grinned, "Yay! Rini will do stuff!"
"And I'll help. . ." Yanka hid some chloroform behind her back.
"Yay!" Sushi said, "Rini will do stuff and Yanka will help! They shall keep me safe! w00t."
Yanka nodded, "Of course."
Rini grinned and huggled Sushi, "Yes! I shall protect you, Sushi. And Yanka will help!"
#1 whispered to #2, *I don't think my trick will work.*
#2 whispered back, *I doubt it. We may be able to sedate them all and steal Sushi . . . What do you think?*
#1, still whispering, *Great idea.* He quickly sedated all three, then grabbed Sushi.
Sushi was unconscious and taken away.
What a plot now, ne?
Oh! How mean of Man #1 And Man #2! Sedating them like that! 0.0
Oh. You call that a plot? o.0 It's bloddy awful!
That is not a plot. I don't care what you say.
Rini was unconscious as well. . .
Yanka was unconscious as well. And she twitched.
The men take Sushi to a hiding place.
"We've now got the genius under our control!" #1 said with glee in his voice.
"Hoo! Hahahahahaha!" #2 laughed evilly.
#1 eyed #2, "What kind of evil laugh is that? You don't put Hoo in front of one."
"Sorry." Came a reply.
Yanka mumbled something about chocolate and grammar in her sleep.
Rini giggled, "Nii-kun Thats. . ." she trailed off mumbling in her sleep.
Sushi mumbled something about if she ate sushi, she'd be eating herself. And she's not like Hannibal.
Yanka now mumbled a few extremely perverted-sounding words.
Rini stirred, then sat up and rubbed her eyes, "Sushi. . .? Did you tape all the windows up again?" She was noticing the lack of light in the room.
Yanka screamed and bolted upright ". . .Oh. So they weren't taking my chocola-Hey, where am I?"
Sushi woke up, "Ahh!" she yawned and smiled, "Rini, I didn't eat myself. . ." She looked around, "Rini? Yanka?" Her eyes grew, "Oh dear."
#1 was with Rini and Yanka, "How did you two sleep?"
Rini looked around. She scowled and looked at the man, "Oi. Where's Sushi?" She threatened him with a battle of chloroform.
Yanka noticed Rini, then frantically looked for weapons. Lucky for her, she noticed a Fenton anti-creep stick conveniently laying two feet away.
Rini grinned at Yanka and then turned back to the man, "Grr."
Yanka walked up to him with her anti-creep stick in her hands, "Where's Sushi-chan?"
#1 let a sly grin envelope his face, "Not here."
Sushi looked around, "Where am I?"
Yanka poked the man before her, "Tell me where she is." She eyed him.
"With #2. Of course." #1 gave an evil smirk.
". . .Why are you looking at me that way?" Yanka grabbed the man's shirt by the collar, "What Are You Planning?!" Her eye twitched in rage.
The man chuckled, "If I tell you my plans, it won't be a surprise. N' tha'd be no fun at all.
Rini growled and stood up, "Sir, do you know who I am? I am the legal guardian of Sushi Chi, and, not only that, but she's by best-est friend. Tell me where she and #2 are, or say your prayers, buddy!" Ooh. Rini was getting aggressive. Go Rini!
Yanka poked him with the anti-creep stick.
The man gulped, "W-We know that you actually not legal. . .so. . .you cant' throw that in our face."
Rini stopped and in a hurt voice asked, "What?" She sat down with her knees drawn up to her chin, "I'm legal. . .I'm her legal guardian. . .I promised I'd take care of Sushi, and I have been. . .that's legal guardian enough, isn't it? So what if she's a bit older than me? I'm a bit mature-er. I mean, I keep her out of trouble. I make sure she's healthy and junk." She went on and on to herself.
"I think I broke her." #1 stated matter-of-factly.
Yanka tried to comfort Rini.
OMG! He broke Rini!
Rini is Sushi's Legal Guardian! You like Man #1! You Lie!
This is so stupid. *rolls eyes* Why am I still even reading this crap?
Just then the wall broke down to reveal Sushi in her bad ass pose, "Rini! Yanka!"
"Sushi?!" #1 gasped, "How did you get past #2? He's unbeatable!"
Sushi scoffed, ". . .I have chloroform." She grinned, "And a pink nail file. . ." She looked around and found Rini, "Rini!"
"Hi Sushi!" Yanka said, hitting #1 with the anti-creep stick again.
Rini was till mumbling stuff to herself. She got broked-ed-ed. "Sushi . . .I. I'm your legal guardian still, right?"
Sushi raised an eyebrow, "Who said you weren't?"
"No one, therefore you are." Yanka nodded.
"Oh. Alright." Sushi grinned, then she huggled Rini and Yanka, "You guys are awesome! Tryin' to save me n' all!"
Rini cheered up right away, and huggled back, "Yeah, it's nothing! Don't mind me! I'm just going crazy! Maybe one day I'll be as crazy as Sushi!" her mouth fell open as she tried to imagine.
Sushi eyed Rini, "You must never be as crazy as me. You keep me sane. er. saner. . ."
"Okay!" Rini agreed, "Whatever you say!" She huggled her again.
Yanka smiled and huggled Sushi and Rini.
Just then one of two things happened.
Either Sushi, Rini, and Yanka came and killed you for being such a fuddy-dud.
Or. . .
You killed Sushi, Rini, and Yanka because you are a fuddy-dud.
