Whats in my head? Gorillaz, vampires, zombies, religion, and more!

Ok, first, to introduce you to everyone.
Ok.
Screw you.
Yay!
Whatever.
"Theres, 2D, Murdoc, Russel, and Noodle first off." I cut them off before they can talk and continue "And then there are my personalities, Melanie (the mean one), LeeLee (The innocent one), Lust (I doubt I need to explain), and Stalker, thats my main personality that is doing the interviewing(ME!). Then we have Death, Time, Fate, War, Nature, Chaos, Nox, and the other gods and goddess'."
"Er-ahem, Stalker luv-?" Murdoc is looking increasingly uncomfortable.
"What Murdoc?"
"Could you sit me away from Death?" He says.
"As if Im coming for you anytime soon." Death says crossing his arms and mumbling, "Closed minded bastard."
(It might be a good time for me to mention that Death was once mortal, but he killed the previous Death and had to fill the position, I say this to you and not outloud for everyone so that Muds doesnt get ideas.)
Russel is staring at Death unblinkingly. The Goddess Chaos is looking extremely bored-perhaps someone should entertain her before something bad happens. Nox, Goddess of Darkness is bored too...Well, better get back to work. "This is Arania, a foul tempered girl who-"
Arania stands up from her seat and storms over to me, "Who the Hell are you calling foul tempered you bitch?!" All of the chairs dissapear, dumping Murdoc, 2D, Russel, Noodle, Melanie, LeeLee, Lust, and Me on our asses (the gods are hovering a few inches above the ground).
"Sorry," I say, getting new chairs for everyone, "A Mild mannered girl, who makes thing dissapear when shes angry, shes one of the characters Ive yet to introduce in a story."
Melanie and Murdoc are both looking angrilly at Arania, they nod to each other in truce and attack Arania, who makes Melanies clothes dissapear, which makes Murdoc start staring at Melanie, who gets angrier and attacks Murdoc. Eris (Chaos) is looking on interestedly, so is Aries (War).
"Next we have the character from my 2D fanfic, Leeza. To those of you who dont know, 'D and Lee are alot closer than the Fanfic shows on here so far, but thats cause Ive gotten much further writing by hand than online."
Leeza is too busing cuddling 'D to notice me and everyone else, I tap her on the shoulder and she looks up startled, "Who're all these people?" she asks.
"The interview is today, Lee." I tell her, "2D, may I borrow a painkiller? This is giving me a headache." I take 2Ds pillbottle out of his pocket without waiting for an answer and pop a pill into my mouth.
"And now we have Janison, who is also a little bit closer to Murdoc than the fic shows on here. So far he has her soul and they screwed once, so you know Im not too far ahead of you."
Janison walks in and is suddenly fuming because Murdoc has his hands all over Melanie who is still naked, and angry at Murdoc for staring at her. Melanie notices Janison and moves aside smirking. Janison slaps Murdoc and storms away, probably immedietly regretting it, and wanting to apologize, but is too angry to do so at the moment. Melanie returns to her seat after walking away to get dressed, LeeLee is covering her eyes, and Lust is looking interestedly at Murdoc, and even more interestedly at the God of Sex.
"Uumm, ok-Now the people from my Vampire story, Gabrial, Garret, Dariana, Drudine, and the evil Demon dude, I cant put the main character in here because she is you and has no name, or real place in my head at the moment."
The vampires all nod grimly, and Drudine shoots a nervous glance at the Demon, his arm protectively around Dariana, who is acting indifferent about the Demon.
"We also have the Mystery Vampire from my Murdoc vampire comic, she has asked me not to disclose her name, so we will simply call her Mys."
Woman with paler-than-most-vampires skin enters the room wearing skintight black short shorts, thigh high black boots covered in laces, a black corset and a black top hat tipped casually over silky, black hair. She has glowing green eyes and her lips are blood red. (I hesitate to inquire whether thats blood or lipstick).
"So, uhh-"I am beginning to feel a bit uncomfortable now, since the room is pretty crowded, "Miss Mys, why did you bite Murdoc in the comic, care to give a little detail to those who cant wait for me to draw more?"
"Sure," She says, settling into a chair next to me, (Ill mention now, we are in a very, VERY, large circle, and can somehow hear everyone perfectly) "I bit him cause hes a horny bastard, the vampire who turned me had been too, before I got rid of him. First Tronrous wanted me for sex, while he was still mortal, then he went and took my blood as soon as he was given the curse, and turned me because he claimed that a few more years and I would be so old as to be worthless. So I killed the bastard and decided to make all the other perverts pay with the things that are precious to them." She pauses for a moment, smirking, then continues, "For Murdoc it just happens to be sex, drugs, and alcohol. As a vampire, he cant drink and get drunk-oh he can sure as Hell try, but it wont work, the alcohol would practically dissapear as it met his lips. Sex, well, I suppose he could try, but once again, he would never be satisfied. And finally, most simliar to alcohol, drugs would lose their effects. Im not taking money from him, which is also quite precious to him, but what is he gonna spend it on? A whore he doesnt get to use? Alcohol he cant drink? Drugs with no effect? And what happens when the thirst becomes too much? That will be interesting, will he attack and kill his bandmates? There goes his fame, the only thing I truely left him."
Everyone is looking at her hoping she is finished, including me, she seems to have stopped talking, so I venture to say something, "Umm, Gabrial, how do you feel Mys represents your kind?"
Gabrial ponders for a moment, then answers, "If you ask me, shes giving the gift for all the wrong reasons. Because thats what it is, a gift of power."
Mys begins to look annoyed, "Oh shut up you optimistic ass." She growls almost inaudibly, "Its a fucking curse and you know it."
"Ok, enough of that, this question is directed to all of you, what do you guys think of undead creatures, such as zombies?" I say changing the subject.
"I like 'em!" 2D answers first, finally coming out of a stuporous stare hed been in since Mys started talking, "I's so awesome 'ow they move so slow, but always seem ta catch ya in da end!"
"We all know your position on zombies dullard." Murdoc growls, this is the non-vamp Murdoc mind you.
"Those mindless morons? Their curse is wors the the vampiric one." Mys says, actually keeping her opinion short for once.
The rest of the vampires shrug, not really caring about the undead, mindless, flesh eating, corpses.
The Goddess Gaia (Nature), interjects, "They arent part of the natural order of things, and they shouldnt exist, but because of some peoples evil magics they do." She shoots a glance over at Murdoc, who isnt actually to blame for the whole zombie problem, but might bring similiar trouble to the world in the future if he keeps it up.
Death also has something to say, "Ive taken some of those corpses once, Im not gonna take them again, and the ones I didnt take arent my responsibility anyways, those ones are the job of my predecessor."
Eris smiles, "They bring terror and devastation when there are many of them, it is quite fun seeing how people act when they come in numbers."
War shakes his head as if the other Gods' buisness has nothing to do with him.
Fate is staring intently at Noodle, who is staring back-what is Noodle trying to win a contest or something? Against three Goddesses in one body? Likely chance.
"This is getting boring, Im gonna go shoot kittens." Melanie says and storms off, taking a gun out of her belt.
LeeLee opens her eyes, gets up, and runs after Melanie, crying, "No! Mellie, not poor innocent little kitties!"
Russel clears his throat and says, "I believe we were on a question about zombies?"
"Yeah, we were Russ."
"I think zombies are here because they werent meant to go first time around, same as ghosts who stick around long after theyre dead," Russels eyes flick toward Thanatos (Death) and back to me, "They have unfinished buisness that needs physical bodies to attend to, but they get so distracted in their quest for brains and human flesh so they can survive, that they forget what there missions were in the first place."
"Ok, thanks for that Russ, next question."
"Wait," Thanatos says, "You saying I AM gonna have to take these bastards all over again? That is assuming you are correct."
Russel begins to answer but he is vut off by a rucus occuring near Murdoc.
Lust was about to make a move on him and Janison walked into the room at the same time and now they were fighting over him.
"Hey, Lust!" I call, but she is too busy to hear me.
Lust smirks and just after she gets punched in the stomach by Janison she frenches her. Janison opens her eyes wide and pushes her away, "Fine, horndog, Ill share!" She runs out of the room to wash out her mouth, not sure how many other people (both men and women) Lust has kissed.
(And this is to the reader, I warned you somewhat about Lust with her name, she will go after anybody, I persoanlly am straight. I never EVER let Lust out completely in real life, even if she is one of my personalities, online-well, that might be another story...)
"Umm-hehe, ok-er..." I stop trying to think of something to say, pretty much just glad that Russ didnt answer the God of Death, who he is now openly staring at. Noodle has stopped staring at Fate and is sitting patiently, her stomach rumbles, along with Russels.
"Er-you two go eat." I tell them.
Murdoc has long since dissapeared into the Winnebago(which is parked right near the seating >_< I really need to pick my locations better). Moaning and grunting are heard coming from the Winne', and finally somebody says something, after about 5 minutes of us having to listen to it.
"Im not staying here-I cant handle listening to this crap, Ill get to Murdoc in your little stories too." Mys says.
"No you wont," I reply, watching her turn around and leave.
Gabrial and the others sit there with me for about another five minutes then Garret spoke up, "Um, I think we should leave, we havent fed tonight, and we dont want to accidentally hurt anyone..." The others agreed and they also left.
So now, Im sitting here alone with the Gods and Goddesses. I shift uncomfortably in my seat, looking at all of them, Death being pretty much the only one Im comfortable around, being that he is more recently mortal than all the others.
"Dont you guys have a world to run?" I gulp nervously, now that Im alone with them.
"Not at the moment." Chronos, (God of Time) says, "Ive frozen time outside of this area." He smiles warmly, his glowing hourglass floating beside him.
"Umm-well, I, er-" I begin then I quickly change the subject "MURDOC, LUST! MIND IF I JOIN YOU?!" I shout into the Winnebago, Murdoc grins evilly through the window and beckons me to come in. I rush quickly into the Winnebago.
Outside of it, the God of Love, the God of Sex, and the Goddess of Fertility extend some of their awarness to the Winnebago and the rest of the Gods breath a sigh of relief at having me out of the room, time resumes outside of my bubble, and the Gods and Goddesses leave to run the world.
I thought you said you were just gonna introduce them!
Lol!
That sucked.
Meh.
The End!(Or will there be a part two? <_ < >_> Nobody knows but me. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
OH RLY???
W00T!!!!Part 2!!
Great, another mind rotting waste of time.
So?

This pic is of me, the interviwer.
Ok, each answer leads to a different pic of one of my peronalities(They were made on www.dollwizard.com ), if you wanna see all of them select 'all results'.

This pic is of Lust.
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This is Melanie.
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This is LeeLee.
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