"Hey, Sushi. . ." Rini started. "I'm bored."
"Oh." Sushi Chi said with a sly grin, "Shall we get on our motorcycles, then?"
"Ooh. Fancy."
"Fancy?" Sushi probed.
"Fancy." Rini pointed to the awesome looking motorcycles ahead of them.
"Oh, yes." Sushi nodded, "They are."
"Well, shall we?"
Sushi nodded again, excited. "We Shall!"
"Woo!" Rini got on her motorcycles and then she put on a leather coat for the effect.
Sushi put on her trench coat as she got on hers, "Let's ride."
Rini grinned and started up her 'cycle.
Sushi follows suit, "Hey, Rini . . . Can we speed?"
Rini looked around and saw no cops, "Yesh."
Sushi did a little dance of hers, "Yes!"
"Did you just dance on a motorcycle?" Rini asked, raising an eyebrow.
Sushi started speeding right away, "Oh, It's looking cloudy. I bet we will pass a car with a flat. And yes, I did."
Rini laughed, "You're so bad. Just don't pull out a newspaper or anything." Rini frowned as the storm started up, "Darn."
"Alright. I promise I won't do that." They passed a couple who were singing in the rain.
Sushi laughed at them.
Rini stared at them, "Who sings in the rain? They're going to get hypothermia or something. . ."
Sushi nodded, "Indeed."
"And yet . . . Something in my really, really wants them to."
Sushi grinned, "Yeah! But if they did then there wouldnt be a story!"
". . .They can die after the movie's over."
"Yeah, they do actually. Everyone dies or leaves."
"It develops overnight. . .or something. . ."
Sushi slowed down, "Oh, we're here. Better get off our 'cycles."
"Heh." Rini grinned, "No. We're gonna stay on and drive in the house." She said, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Oh!" Sushi's eyes grew to the size of plates, "We'd ruin the walls!" She paused, "Wait. . .oh. That was sarcasm. . ."
Rini laughed and shook her head, "Come on, Sushi." They got off their rides and ran to the door, knocking quickly. "It's raining. . .It's raining. . .It's raining." Rini kept on saying.
Riff Raff opened the door, "Yesh?"
Rini shivered, "We're here for the party. . . And a warm towel."
Riff Raff opened the door more, "This way." He let the two in.
Sushi grinned, full of mischief, "Oh, and there are two people coming, they're going to be wet. When they open the door, you should say something like . . ." Sushi paused, ". . .You're Wet. Oh Yesh!" She donned her bad ass pose.
"Oh, indeed. I'd totally laugh." Rini said.
"Alright." Came Riff Raff's reply.
Rini grinned, "Oh yes. You're awesome."
Riff Raff opened the door to the party room for them.
Sushi bowed, "Thankies." She turned to Rini, "Shall we mingle 'till. . .he comes?"
"Yeah, alright. . ." Rini was fascinated by the room and all the random objects in it. "Look, the Mona Lisa!"
"Look'it! A person!" Sushi poked the person and started to laugh.
Rini joined in the laughing.
"Now, You poke 'em!" Sushi told her friend.
Rini grinned evilly, "Pokepokepoke."
Sushi clapped her hands.
"Mwhahahaha."
"Yay!"
The person scowled and walked away.
Rini laughed.
"Hmm. Now what?" Sushi looked around, "Donuts!"
"Yay!" Rini ran over to the donuts and began eating them like only a donut-addict could.
Sushi watched in awe.
Rini stopped, swallowed, and grinned at her friend, "Sorry. . .I haven't had any donuts for a while. . .
"It's alright." Sushi looked around and spotted the clock. "'Bout time for the lucky banister. . ."
Rini laughed, "Time Warp!"
"Yep!"
Rini heard the clock chiming and soon heard Riff Raff's awesome rock-n-roll voice tool.
Sushi clapped her hands, "I can't wait 'till we get to dance!"
"Oh, neither can I!"
"Here they come . . ." They waited in antici---pation.
Rini got into position as the door flew open, "Let's do the time warp again!"
They all danced.
Janet whispered to Brad. "Say something."
Loudly, Brad said, "Say!"
Everyone looked at him.
"Any one of you guys know how to Madison?" Brad finished.
"Ass!" Rini yelled out.
"I know how to Madison!" Sushi cried out as she did some random move with the finish as the bad ass pose.
Brad raised and eyebrow, "Uh. No. That's not it. . ."
Rini and Sushi watched as Brad and Janet were arguing on whether to stay or go.
The lift was coming down with a very awesome person tapping his heel on the temp.
Rini was tugging on Sushi's shoulder, "It's him! It's him!"
Sushi started to cry, "Do you think he'd let me have some of his shoes? They're so cool!"
Rini grinned "Well, maybe if you ask him real nice, and do something for him in return. Hint, hint, nudge, nudge, wink, wink."
"What kind of something?. . .You don't mean the something that . . ." Sushi looked around and whispered to Rini, *That he is a fiend for?*
Rini grinned, "Hence the hinting, nudging, and winking."
Sushi started to stammer, "B-But. . .I dun wanna. . ." She was getting all nervous and shy-like, ". . . Can't I do sumthing else f-for him?"
Rini shrugged, "I dunno. I was just joking. Why don't you ask him?" She pointed to the singing Frank."
Frank N'Furter on the other hand was not noticing the two of them, "I'm just a sweet transvestite. . .
Sushi yelled out, "From Transsexual Transylvania!"
Frank stopped, and turned to her, "Uh. That's my line. Why are singing my song?"
Sushi whispered to Rini, *OH. Things are not looking good for me getting those shoes now. . .maybe I can chloroform him and steal them!*
Rini slapped Sushi's arm, *No. Way.* She looked at Frank, "Awfully sorry. We were just so. . .excited. Couldn't help it."
Frank shrugged, "Alright." Then he went on singing.
Rini rubbed her arm, "Ouch."
"Sorry. But. . .you plotted to chloroform Frank! Frank!!" Rini exclaimed.
Sushi laughed a bit, "I plot to chloroform everyone." She paused, "You should hear the ones that involve you. . ."
Rini stared at Sushi, wide-mouthed. "Sushi. . ."
"Yesh?" Sushi asked.
"I have many questions about what you just said, but the one that is appearing most is, Did you just pluralize one?!?"
Sushi nodded, "Aye, but I've never done them. Just plotted." She took a drink as if they were talking about something . . . Normal.
". . .What have you plotted that directly involves me?" She ate a donut in the same fashion as Sushi did when she drank.
"Oh, just the usual. Chloroform you and then I take us. . .places. Or something like that." Sushi nodded, "You really don't realize how much you hold me back." She paused, "Though last time you didn't you had to get me from the asylum. . ."
"I think that, for the greater good, I should continue holding you back, Sushi. No offense, or anything. But I think I'm saving a lot of minds, traveling with you."
Sushi nodded, "That is true." Then she watched the show.
Or Maybe A Bit
(Bite)
"So, shall we join the Transylvanians? The song's about over. . ." Rini said.
Sushi nodded, "Indeed we shall!"
They strolled up to the middle of the room where all the Transylvanian guests were lined up.
Rini grinned and watched as Frank did his thing, "I love this movie. . ."
Sushi nodded, "Indeed. Numba liked it too." When in all actuality, Sushi had no idea if her ex-Pink Water Buffalo pet liked the movie or not.
"Alas, poor Numba." Rini said in a sad tone.
"Yep. Yep." Sushi started to dance.
Frank was now in the lift. "I see you shiver with antici-"
Janet leaned in.
Rini couldn't resist and leaned in as well.
Frank smirked, "-pation."
Sushi laughed out loud, "I Love That Line!"
"Sushi! Sushi!" Rini said quickly as she put her hand over Sushi's mouth.
Frank stopped singing, and he gave Sushi an unimpressed look, "That the second time you've interrupted me."
"B-But you're going up the lift n'. . ." Sushi started to cry.
Aww. Don't cry." Rini huggled Sushi, then she looked at Frank, "Please, do continue." And he did.
Sushi sniffled. And then after Frank went up the lift said, "Now I will have no shoes for sure! Unless I do. . . That. . .thing. . ." She shifted her eyes, ". . .but I won't do that. . ."
"Maybe, the next time we visit Ayame, we can as him." Rini suggested.
Sushi nodded, "yeah. Does he do shoes?"
"I dunno." Rini shrugged.
Poor Sushi, she just want some shoes.
You guys are ruining the movie.
Rini looked behind Sushi Chi, "Hehe. Riff and Magenta are undressing Ass and Slut over there."
Sushi laughed, then her eyes got real big when they came after her and Rini, "Wait! No! I don't wanna get undressed."
"But you have to." Columbia says simply.
Sushi looked around quickly, "Oh, I got this outfit." She suddenly was in her Coin Operated Girl outfit that she got in the Fruits Basket story. "Will this do?"
Columbia shrugged, "I guess." She then turned to Rini.
Rini waved her hands, "No way you guys are undressing me! I'll go get changed too." She took her backpack and walked out of the room.
Which left Sushi alone with them all, "Soo. . .ever been chloroformed?" And then we all know part of the reason why she had been put in an asylum before.
Rini soon came back in her Evil Genius outfit that she too, got in the Fruits Basket story, "Back."
Sushi danced a bit, "Yay!"
Rini looked at Riff, Magenta, and Columbia, "Well, are we going?"
Then they all get in the lift.
"Is he - Frank - is he your husband?" Janet asked.
Riff answered, "The Master is not yet married. Nor do I think he ever will be. We are simply his servants."
"Oh." Came Janet's lame reply.
Sushi laughed at Janet, then yelled out, "Slut!"
Rini cracked up laughing, "Worse part: it's not true yet, but it will be." She looked at Brad, "Watch you."
Sushi nodded, "Aye." Then she pointed to Janet, "Slut." And now at Brad, "Ass." Next to Riff, "Banana head." Simply because at the end of the movie when his hair is in a pony tale above his head, she thinks it looks like a banana.
Rini nearly died laughing.
"I will entertain. . .ah. . ." Frank said, walking toward his guests.
"I'm Brad Majors and this is my fiance, Janet Vice."
"Weiss." She corrected him.
"Weiss."
"N' I'm Sushi Chi!" Sushi did her copyrighted bad ass pose.
"The one who kept interrupting me?" Frank asked.
Sushi nodded sadly.
"Nice outfit." He commented.
Sushi danced in joy.
Frank then turned to Rini, "And you?"
"Rini! Nice to meet you!" She smiled.
"You've got a nice outfit too. Wonder what you two's underclothes are." Frank smirked. "Because these two," He pointed to Brad and Janet, "Have such charming ones."
Rini blushed and turned around, "None of your business. . ." Then she wondered if she actually said that.
Sushi looked straight into Frank's eyes, "I will see you chloroformed and you giving me shoes before you see anything that is under this outfit. Got it?" Her voice was quiet and firm, full of insane intentions.
"Oh. Scary Sushi." Rini commented.
Sushi nodded, "Yes. I am." She smiled and danced, "Oh, What fun!" And then we all know that Sushi is totally random as she yelled out, "Im a glacier!" Then she did a glacier dance.
Frank, meanwhile, is staring bewildered at Sushi.
Rini coughed slightly, "Um. You were about to announce something, weren't you?"
"Oh? Oh! Magenta, Columbia. Go and assist Riff Raff." Frank announced.
Rini took this time to look at Sushi, "You're acting. . .really, really, psycho. . .You're starting to even scare me, Sushi."
"Oh. Sorry." Sushi dialed down the psycho-ness by taking many deep breaths.
"It took a small accident to make it Happen. An accident!" Frank said to everyone.
Then Magenta and Columbia (with Sushi joining in), "An accident!"
Rini laughed a bit. She whispered to Sushi while Frank made his speech, *Oh, I just can't wait to see Rocky! He's just so absolutely gorgeous!"
"He's really blonde." Sushi answered, being uber sober faced.
"Yes. . ." Rini said slowly, "But what can you expect with just half a brain?"
Sushi blinked, "I just said he is really blonde, are you saying that if he had more of Eddie's brain that he won't be so blonde and tan and muscular?"
Rini raised an eyebrow, "I thought you mean it in a dumb blonde sort of way. That's what I'm used to hearing anyway."
"Oh. Not really." Came her reply, "He's rather smart considering the amount of time he gets to be alive. No, he's just really blonde. Like, Blonde-Blonde."
"I know." Rini said, who has always had a think for blondes.
"Blondes, black, red, whatever. I don't really care." Sushi said with a small sigh.
Rini looked at Sushi, ignoring the speech for now, "You mean you have no preference?"
"Well. I guess not. I mean, some I'm attracted to while others I'm not. I've got no reason why I'm attracted to some and not others. And hair color is not the same in all of them." Sushi replied with a shrug.
"Eyes? Skin tone? Ethnicity? Come on, you have to have some preference!" Rini fought.
"No, really I don't." Sushi sighed, "I do like pretty eyes. Pale, dark, neat in color, whatever, long as they're pretty. Other than that, a nice smile." She nodded.
"Well, there's a start."
"True."
Rini nudged Sushi, "I think he's gonna start."
Sushi got nudged, "Oh, alright." And then they paid attention.
"You see, Brad, Janet, Sushi, Rini you are all fortunate. For tonight is the night my beautiful creature is destined to be born."
Enter applauding here.
Frank dramatically took the cover from the tank.
"Oh! I can't wait to see the rainbow on the tank!" Sushi danced.
Rini laughed, "The secret to life is a rainbow."
"Indeed it is!" And Sushi did her bad ass pose.
Frank, to Riff said, "Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator."
And Riff did as he was told.
Sushi awaited in antici---pation
"And step up the reactor power input three more points."
And then Riff pressed the button three times, and he began to unwind a wheel.
Sushi laughed when Riff unwound faster - because it still comes down slow, "What fun this is!"
"Indeed!" Rini commented, "The anticipation is killing me!"
Then they watched as Frank started making the rainbow.
Soon Rocky sat up.
"Oh, song-ness!" Sushi smiled.
The Sword of Damocles is
Hanging over my head
some's going to be cutting the thread
Oh, woe is me.
My life is a misery.
"Already? That's pretty sad." Rini said.
Oh, can't you see
That I'm at the start
Of a pretty big downer.. . .
"Hm. This song had better get happier soon." Sushi said.
"Indeed. Rocky is, like, emo." Rini replied.
"Emo." Sushi smiled.
Rocky began to unwind his bandages. And he ended up right in front of Sushi Chi and Rini.
I woke up this morning
With a start
When I fell out of bed.
Rini sighed, "That ain't no crime."
And then farther into the song:
With no place to go.
And all I know
Is I'm at the start
Of a pretty big downer
Sushi watched as Frank tried to hug Rocky, she began to laugh.
Rini giggled as Rocky ran away up to the Transylvanians.
Insert some "sha la la la" and "that ain't no crime" here.
"Indeed. No crime." Sushi said.
"Definitely not. He's just having an off day. I have those all the time." Rini nodded.
Sushi nodded as well, "Indeed." She paused, "If I chloroform him, Think that'll help?"
"Not really. Then he'll wake up with another start. Probably fall out of bed again."
"Oh. Alright."
Then everyone heard the narrator talking about how "Rocky needed peace of mind."
Rini raised an eyebrow as no one else herd him, "Why does no one else notice him?"
"That is a good question."
Rocky continued to singAnd I've got the feeling
Someone's going to be
Cutting the thread.
The guests too sang, That ain't no crime"
Sushi waved her hands about, "Alright, Alright! This is long for in the story! Skip!" She took out a remote and began to fast forward.
Dude! Sushi just fast forwarded in the story! That rocks!
She's wouldn't be able to fast forward you idiots.
Rocky had climbed up the ladder attached to the end of the tank nearest the bridal chambers and Frank is in a heap below. Riff Raff is behind the tank and Magenta and Columbia are in their positions in front of it.
Sushi Chi put the remote away, "Much better."
Rini walked up to the tank and leaned up against it, admiring Rocky wordlessly.
Frank picked himself up, "Well. That's no way to behave on your first day out." He took another look at Rocky, "But as you're such an exceptional beauty, I'm prepared to forgive."
"He is a credit to your genius, Master." Riff said.
"Yes." Frank agreed.
"A triumph of your vill." Magenta stated.
"Yes." Frank agreed.
"He's okay." Columbia said in her, oh so, Columbia voice.
"Okay?" Frank asked, moving to Sushi n' Rini, "What do you think?"
Sushi shifted her eyes to Rini, then Rocky, then Frank. Then Rini, Rocky, Frank . . . And so on and so forth.
Rini grinned at Frank, "He's pretty spiffy, mind If I take a test drive?"
"No, you may not!" Frank said, suddenly angry.
Sushi was crestfallen, "But. But."
"But?" Frank asked.
Sushi grinned at Rocky, "I wanna experiment." And she was not thinking about sec, but other stuff.
"Yeah, seriously. How is a rainbow the secret of life?" Rini asked.
Frank blinked twice before responding, "What?"
Sushi was slowly getting near Rocky, and she was slowly pulling chloroform out. And she was chucking quietly.
"Well, you added the colors in the tank, and it created a rainbow." Rini grabbed Sushi by the collar, stopping her plot. "I don't see how the rainbow created life."
Sushi nodded, putting away her chloroform. She pointed to the tank, "Rainbow."
"As an evil genius in training, I simply must know." Rini said, matter-of-factly.
"In training?" Frank raised an eyebrow. He's so good at that.
"I'm not quite there yet. I'm still learning."
"Oh, alright. Well, I can't tell you. My secret."
"Oh fine. Be that way." Rini pouted.
Sushi followed suit and began to pout.
Rini tapped her foot impatiently.
Sushi watched her foot in awe.
Rini stared at Rocky with a not-so-Rini smile.
Sushi pointed at Rini, "What's with the smile?"
Rini quickly stopped smiling, "Oh, just. . .thinking."
"Thinking, Rini? About what, what, what?" Sushi started jumping up and down, yelling "What?! What?!" over and over again.
Rini watched Sushi do this, "Life. People. That sort of thing."
Sushi stopped, "Life? Hm. People. Hm." She started pondering, "Why are you thinking that?"
"Um, not much else to think about, is there?" Rini got shifty eyes and began to whisper, *Sushi, you're ruining my cover.*
*I am? Hm. I can chloroform Everyone and then they won't know about your cover.* She pased, *Your cover?* She began looking around for a blanket.
Rini slapped her forehead, *Not that kind of cover.*
Sushi looked at Rini's forehead. *Are you alright? Coz you slapped yourself. . .*
*I'm fine. Thanks*
And then Frank began to sing, ignoring the girls.
A weakling weighing
Ninety eight pounds
Will get sand in his face
When kicked to the ground.
"Me too! Like. Maybe. An alien jerk that kills his Master." Rini eyed Riff Raff discreetly. "But, of course, aliens don't exist!" She began to laugh.
Sushi laughed with her, "Well. Uh." She looked around, "Eh. Nn. I forgot what I was gonna say."
Frank was still ignoring them.
And soon in the gym
With a determined chin
The sweat from his pores
As he works for his ca-ha-hause
Rini pouted, "Everyone's ignoring us."
"Eh. Your point?" Sushi asked.
I'm sorry Sushi n' Rini! I wouldn't ignore you if I were in the story! Coz this rocks my socks!
Everyone should ignore you. You are stupid.
A bit later that night. . .
"Oh yeah. I remember what I was gonna say. Rini, cover your ears." Sushi Chi said, as she covered hers.
"Eddie!" Columbia cried joyously as we all covered our ears or wished we did.
Rini flinched as Columbia screamed in her ear, "Owwww."
"I told you to cover your ears."
Rini began to tap her foot in rhythm with Eddie's song.
"I really love that rock and roll." Sushi said, looking around, "I just had to sing that."
"Oh, wait a second! I know what happens next!" Rini ran over to Rocky and she put her hands over his eyes, "You're too innocent to see this!" She was just in time - at that moment Frank ran after Eddie.
Sushi laughed, "He won't be innocent for long." Then she decided to make a wisecrack, "Now, Frank. That is no way to pick your friends!"
"Well, in this aspect, he can remain. Get his ears. He shouldn't hear it either. Too gruesome for someone like him!" Rini said, chucking at Sushi's comment.
And Magenta and Riff also found it funny.
Frank on the other hand just glared at all of them.
And they all became quiet.
Sushi shrugged, "Eh. See, you don't pick your friends," She paused, "You chloroform them!" And then she did her bad ass pose again.
Rini took her hands off Rocky's eyes and put them on her hips in a I'll wait to say something until you correct yourself sort of way.
Sushi looked at Rini, "Oh." She dropped her pose and smiled all innocent like, "Hey, I've never chloroformed you!"
"Yet." Rini added.
"And I don't plan on it. Not to you." Sushi said.
Rini hid behind Rocky, "Save me, or she'll chloroform me and steal my pants. Pant thief." Rini was using any excuse possible to stay near Rocky.
"Coz. Eh." Sushi thought for a moment, "I don't know why. Hey! Not a pant thief! Boots! It's Boots!"
"Oh, fine. You'll steal my boots." Rini continued to hide behind Rocky.
Frank was standing next to Rocky and glaring at Rini wordlessly, waiting for her to move.
Sushi blinked at Frank, "We're not your friends. You can't pick us. So leave Rini alone and stop thinking about doing awful horrible things to her that will kill her!" And the time she was done doing this speech, she was right in Frank's face.
Frank had moved his glaring to Sushi, "I suggest you take three steps back if you enjoy your. . ." He looked Sushi over, deciding on a threat. He smirked, "Chastity"
Sushi quickly hid behind Rocky, clinging to Rini. "Oh, scary."
Rini clinged to Sushi as well. "I think we'd better step away. . ." She took a few steps away from Rocky and then they were hiding in the lift.
Sushi looked around the lift, "It's so pretty. I want one."
"Me too." Rini said, "Roomy, too."
Sushi nodded, "It's nice."
Rini watched as Frank began to sing again and Rocky began to flex. She sighed, "Sushi, he's gorgeous!
Sushi shrugged, "Yeah. But dumb."
Rini sighed and nodded, "I know. . .It's a pity."
"Eh. What can you expect with half a brain, yeah?"
"Yeah." Rini agreed, "If only he could hold up a strong conversation - I'd be crazy for him, you know?"
Sushi nodded, "Yeah. I understand."
Rini watched as Frank led Rocky to the Bridal Suite. She giggled. "We all know what they're doing tonight. And it's not sleeping!"
Sushi smiled, "Indeed."
"Tee hee."
I wanna pick my friends! XD
Idiots. Why am I even still reading this?
"There are some people who say that life is an illusion, and that reality is simply a figment of your imaginations! If this is so, then Brad and Janet are quite safe." The Criminologist says, narrating everything.
Rini shouted to him, "What about us?!"
But he just kept on narrating, ignoring her, "However, the sudden departure of their host and his creation (into the seclusion of his somber bridal suite) had left them feeling both apprehensive and uneasy. A feeling which grew as the other guests 'departed' and 'they' were shown to their separate rooms.
Rini pouted, "Us too. . ."
Sushi Chi stared at Rini in fear, "Are we going to be in separate rooms?"
Rini put her fingers over her lips, and whispered, *I can be uber secret stealthy if I have too. . .*
Sushi nodded, "Alright."
Janet covered herself in a night gown in her room.
Brad wrapped himself in a robe in his room.
Rini walked right back out and began following Columbia as she showed Sushi her room.
Once Sushi was in her room, she sat down on her bed and waved frantically to Columbia, "Buh-bye!"
Columbia just closed the door.
Rini blinked, "That was rude.
"Indeed." Sushi agreed.
A while later, Frank knocked on the door of Sushi's room.
Rini was sitting at the edge of the bed and she grinned at Sushi, *I wanna hide. I don't think he knows Im in here!"
Sushi nodded, "Alright." And she wondered who Frank will come in as, "Come in."
Frank walked in as Rini, "Sushi, I'm bored."
Sushi right away began to play along, "Oh? If you want we can go about and chloroform everyone. Especially Frank." She nodded.
Rini (whilst under the bed, had her hand in her mouth, trying not to laugh.
"No." Frank said and pretended to think, "I've got something else in mind. . ."
"Yeah?! We gonna revive Numba?!" Sushi said happily.
Frank slipped up, "Numba?!"
"Yeah. Numba. Remember, we ate him? In our first story?" Sushi paused, "Well. You did. I had ranch.
Under the bed, Rini whispered, *Poor Numba.*
Sushi nodded, "Poor Numba."
Frank tried to play along, "Oh, of course. Poor Numba."
"So, not going to chloroform or revive Numba? What else can we do?" Sushi decided to freak Frank out by saying something that she and Rini would never do, "Shall we go and kill everyone with toothpicks like we did that one time?"
Frank just stared at her.
"What's the matter, Rini? You're not acting like yourself."
"Really?" Frank asked.
Sushi nodded, "Indeed."
Frank was at a loss as to what do to next. He just sat on the bed, "I wonder why that is?"
Rini (still hiding under the bed) was thinking that the bed was squishing her. And that Frankie should loose weight.
"I know!" Sushi said slapping her forehead, "It's probably the repercussions from your medicine!" And of course, we all know that Rini doesn't take medicine. She was just trying to throw Frank off, "Anyways. So, what as that thing you had in mind?"
"Oh, yes!" Frank practically glomped Sushi.
"Oh!" Sushi sighed, "I'm glad you are off that side of the bed." She nodded.
Rini muttered to herself: Me too.
Frank was clinging to Sushi, "Oh, Sushi!"
"Hey, Rini? What's with the clinging? I'm the one who clings. And honestly, sometimes I wonder why you hand out with me. Coz I'm strange n' all." Sushi nodded, "But I'm glad, because when I'm on my own, they send me to the asylum." She awaited Frankie's answer.
Frank had to think for a minute, "Oh, let's not talk about this now, Sushi. I just wanna. . ." He trailed off and looked Sushi over once more.
"You wanna? Be chloroformed?" Sushi grinned, "I'd like to do that! Can I?!" And of course, we all know, that she would never chloroform the real Rini.
Rini couldn't stand it anymore and she climbed out from under the bed and she rested her head on the mattress, "Frankie, you do an awful job impersonating me. And I don't take any meds."
Sushi smiled, "Yeah. I do. And you do."
Frank looked from one to the other, "What?"
"I said." Sushi started, "I take the meds. And you make a horrible impression. Really. It sucked. I mean, even if Rini hadn't been in the room the whole time, I would have never thought that you were her."
Rini nodded, "Please, do me a favor; do not take up acting."
Sushi nodded now, "Indeed. And next time, do some research before you impersonate someone."
"Yeah, I mean, you didn't even know about Numba!"
"Oh, another note. We didn't kill a bunch of people with toothpicks. I have been in an asylum and Rini saved me. And uh. Oh, Rini doesnt let me chloroform anyone." Sushi nodded, "I think that covers it. Ne, Rini?"
Rini nodded, "Now, go do research, or traumatize Brad and Janet for us."
Frank nodded slowly, "Yes. Alright." And he walked out of the room in a daze.
"Well, that was fun." Sushi said, smiling.
"For you, maybe. While you were playing mind games with Frankie, I was getting squished!" Rini exclaimed.
Sushi nodded, "Yes. I saw. And Im sorry 'bout that. Did you find the show funny?"
"Oh, yes. Very much so."
Sushi danced, "Yay! Oh, it was pretty good how he couldn't answer the one question I asked him." She nodded, "Indeed.
"You know what you didn't get a chance to ask? You Monster! What you done with Rini?!"
Sushi was confused, "Huh? What do you mean?"
"You know, Janet asks, You monster! What have you done with Brad? and Brad says the same thing, but about Janet." Rini told her friend, "It's funny."
"Ah yes." Sushi nodded, "I see."
Rini sniffled, "Riff's gonna be mean to Rocky, and then Janet's going to be. . .nice to Rocky."
"Very nice." Rini commented as she looked at the upside down watch on her wrist, "And that should be happening right about. . .now."
Rini started to cry, "No. Janet's such a - such a -Slut!"
Sushi nodded, "Indeed. But. . .what does that make your dear Rocky?" She held up fingers, "Frank. Janet. . ."
"It makes him no different, he was just born, and doesn't know any better."
"Ah. Yes."
"Poorly raised, yes. But not a slut like Janet."
"Alright. I believe you. So, shall we visit Magenta and Columbia? Or just wait here 'till that bit is done?"
"Let's visit." Rini grinned, "If I remember correctly, they should have potato chips."
Sushi nodded, "N' I'm getting hungry."
"Yum Yum."
And then started for Columbia's room.
On the way, Rini heard something. Bad. From one of the rooms they pass, her face flushes, "Oh dear! Move along, Sushi!"
And so Sushi started to move quicker.
Rini giggled, "Poor, Innocent Sushi."
Sushi eyed Rini, "Are you not as innocent as me? I mean. I'm older than you n' such. . .Wait. I'm not that innocent if I've seen this movie."
"Well, I'm more of a pervert than you are, so Im not as embarrassed, but, her, if we're talking about blood, I've never tasted it, if you catch my drift."
Sushi nodded, "I catch your drift."
"Heh."
I catch the drift too.
I didn't need to know that.
Soon, Sushi Chi and Rini reach the room. Rini knocked on the door, while Sushi just barged in without being let in.
"You mean she only ever kissed?" Columbia asked.
"I dont believe that." Rini said.
"Yeah." Sushi pointed to the TV, "Look at the screen. She's a slut. A pro even." She sat down next to Magenta and Columbia, "Got any Ranch?"
"Seriously." Rini added.
Sushi looked at Rini, "Are you saying Seriously to the Janet bit or to me talking about Ranch?"
"Slut-bit."
"Ah. Yes."
Columbia turned to the two, "Soo. I saw what you do Frankie when he visited you." She pointed at Sushi.
"Yeah? What's your point?" Came Sushi's return.
"Funny, ne?" Rini asked.
"Well, I would have said no, but after what he did to my Eddie, I have to agree."
Rini nodded sympathetically, "I understand. That was completely awful what he did."
"Indeed. I would never murder anyone like that!" Sushi put in as Rini nodded.
"Hush. I'm watching." Magenta said.
Sushi whispered to Columbia, so not to disturb Magenta, *I like your hat.*
And then to Magenta, Rini said, "Sorry." And she sat and watched what was happening.
Sushi watched as well
"I've tasted blood and I want more." Janet said on the screen.
"Hm. Intervesting ting at say. Ja?" Sushi said.
"Ja." Rini agreed.
"V-Dub." Sushi said with a smile.
Rini made the V-Dub sign.
Columbia looked at the too with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh, It's a television commercial. Don't worry about it." Rini told her.
"Oh. Alright." Columbia said.
Suddenly, Sushi yelled, "I Wanna Go To The Zen Room!"
Sushi then promptly got hit by Magenta, "I told you to be quiet!"
"Scary." Rini said, eyes wide. Then she went back to watching the TV, "What a whore."
"That she is." Sushi agreed. "Creature of the night."
"Creature of the night." Columbia joined in the singing.
"Creature of the night." Magenta did her part.
Rini watched as Dr. Scott soon zoomed in and out of the room. She blinked. "Maybe we should follow?"
"I say we do!" Sushi exclaimed. She ran after and whispered, just like on the commercials, *Zoom Zoom.*
Rini entered the lab through the hole, just in time to see the whole "Janet" "Dr. Scott" "Janet" "Brad" "Rocky" thing happening.
Sushi tried to do her own, "Rini!"
"Sushi!" Rini replied.
"Rini!" Sushi said with a huge smile.
"Sushi?" Janet asked.
"Sushi!" Rini replied.
"Slut!" Sushi replied to Janet.
Janet gasped.
"Sushi!" Said Brad, reprimanding.
"Hm." Sushi said, "Everyone is yelling my name. Intervesting, no, Dr. Scott?"
"Who are vou?" Dr. Scott asked.
"Sushi Chi!" And she donned her bad ass pose.
". . .An' I'm Rini." She didn't pose.
"Vere is Eddie?"
"Eddie?!" Brad yelled out.
"We've been though this." Frankie said.
"Master! Dinner is Prepared!" Magenta said to everyone.
Sushi laughed, "I love how she says that. Very funny."
Rini laughed as well, "I do too."
Yes. Sad about Eddie though. I wouldn't want to eat him.
Hate this story.
". . .Roast loin of pork." Frank said.
Sushi almost threw up, "Erg. I'm gonna pass on that."
"Are you a vegetarian?" Rini asked, laughing.
"No. Just. Not wanting That food right now." Sushi said in disgust.
Rini laughed, "But, I wanna sit and mess around with the tension at that table." She stuck out her tongue in good sport.
"That's fine. I'm just not eating that damn food."
Soon they were at the table.
"Happy Birthday To You!" Sushi yelled out.
Rini was too, joining in the Happy Birthday singing.
Sushi laughed when Janet kept singing, "Slut!"
Frankie nodded in agreement, glaring at Janet.
Rini looked around the table as the food is passed out, "So, how is everyone's day going?"
Everyone just stares at Rini as if she's stupid.
And when Frank gets to Sushi with the food, she tell him, "Oh, no. I don't want any. Thank you though."
He eyed Sushi for a moment, "Alright." Then he moved onto Rini.
"Ah, I'm doing pretty good." Sushi answered Rini's question that she had asked.
Rini looked around, "Well? I'm sure you've all had some eventful days. No one wants to share?"
"Eddie. . ." Columbia started.
But Frank shushed her with a wave of a hand.
"On ze Eddie subject." Dr. Scott started, "I knew he vas in vith a bad crowd. But it vas vorse than I imagined. Aliens!"
"Eddie was cool, Dr. Scott. We're sorry for your loss." Rini said rather diplomatically.
Sushi nodded, "Indeed we are."
"Go on, Dr. Scott or should I say Doctor Von Scott." Frank said accusingly.
"What exactly are you implying?" Brad questioned.
"What does it sound like Jerk?" Sushi muttered.
"Is Dr. Scott a Nazi?" Rini asked.
Sushi raised an eyebrow, "I-I don't know."
Rini leaned closer to Sushi, and whispered, *I bet he is.*
*Oh.* Sushi slowly moved away from him.
Rini moved her chair noisily closer towards Rocky, away from Scott. She smiled at Rocky, "You're not a Nazi, are you?"
Rocky shrugged.
"Rini," Sushi started, "I don't think he knows what a Nazi is."
Rini sighed, "Yeah, I guess you're right."
"What A Guy"
"Makes Ya Cry"
"Und, I did."
Sushi rolled her eyes, "I bet you did man in a wheel chair who moves his legs later, the jerk."
Rini laughed.
Frankie pulled the tablecloth off of the table - to reveal the murdered Eddie.
And then everyone gasped.
Sushi suddenly stood up and she pointed a finger at Frank, "I knew it! I knew it!" She turned to Janet quickly, after Janet ran around the table and latched onto Rocky, "You slut. Brad was right there and you ran to Rocky, who was already being clung by Rini here?! How dare you!" She walked up and slapped Janet.
Rini just cling to Rocky, staring at him in awe.
"Rocky, How could you?" Frank asked.
"Dude, Frankie." Sushi said, "Blonde man here doesn't talk. He sings, but no talky talky. How can he answer you?" She muttered something under he breath.
Rini got a guilty look, "Sorry Frankie." She then gasped and grinned wickedly and watched Janet's reaction to being slapped.
And then there was Rocky. He was totally confused.
Sushi laughed at Janet's reaction. "Severs you right!"
"Slut." Rini added.
"Oh!" Janet started to cry.
Brad opened his arms to Janet.
But Janet draped herself on Rocky, coincidentally shoving Rini out of the way.
Rini glared at Janet pointedly, "Whore."
Sushi pushed Janet off Rocky, "No one shoves Rini out of the way!"
"Indeed." Frankie said, going into a song, as this is a musical - they tend to do that, "I'll tell you once, Won't tell you twice. You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss."
I feel special." Rini grinned.
Sushi nodded, "You should." She then watched as Frank ran after Janet, "Ever notice that he runs better in heels than she does?" She commented.
"It's amazing. But, then again, so is he." Then to Frank, Rini said, "Get her, Frankie!" She cheered him on.
Sushi cheered as well, and the cheers caused Janet to trip. And Sushi only laughed at her.
Rini joined in with her laughter.
"Serves you right, Janet." Sushi said.
Rini nodded and then they followed Frank and Janet into the lab, "Sushi, you don't think we're going to be medusa-ed, do you?"
"Oh, God." Came her reply, "I don't know. We could run and not be, or we stay and be. . .with would you like?"
"I dunno. Do you want to be part of the floor show?"
Sushi pondered for a moment, only to be Medusa-ed while pondering. Then she thought: Crap! I wanted to be in a better pose. Like a mad ass one! And then Sushi pouted.
"Um. I-" Rini was then Medusa-ed. And she thought: I bet I look like an idiot.
XD I wanna be Medusa-ed!
Awful. Sushi n' Rini are ruining the story.
Sushi Chi was un-Medusa-ed after Columbia. And she immediately struck a bad ass pose.
"I never get to Chloroform anybody
And Numba is all but putty
Coz Rini is my friend
And we often Pretend
That we are from other worlds
So that we can be fan girls
And so, this leads us to the end of my song
Now, I'm done."
Sushi struck the pose again, coz she danced a bit during her song.
Now, it was Rini's turn to be un-Medusa-ed.
"We came to have a bit of fun
See a guy, well, more than one
But I think we're done
'Cause we're off after this song
Well, at least I tried,
And when I saw Rocky, I never ran to hide
Rose tints my world
Keeps me safe from my trouble and pain."
Sushi clapped for Rini, "That was wonderful!"
Frank yelled at Sushi, "Hey! You're not supposed to move yet!"
Rini giggled.
Now Frankie turned to Rini. Glaring.
Rini was very giddy and said, "Sorry Frankie."
Sushi turned to Rini, "Are we leaving now?"
"If we can without Frank biting our heads off."
"Alright." Sushi started to walk away while Frank started singing, "Where to next?"
"Hm." Rini thought. She pondered. "You know what? I've always wanted to poke a suit of armor."
Sushi blinked, "Yes. And I've always wanted to chloroform a short person. . .Because I don't know if you can chloroform a suit of armor. . ."
If you are a girl: Slut!
And if you are a guy: Ass!
