Full Metal Alchemist - Full Metal Sushi Chi N' Rini

". . .Sushi?" Rini asked.
". . .Rini. . .?" Sushi Chi replied.
". . .I don't know where we are."
Sushi looked around, "I think we are walking down a road." She stated matter-of-factly.
Rini nodded.
"We are on a road." Sushi said, sure of herself, "That's where we are." She did her bad ass pose, "Oh! So smart!"
"I see." Rini patted her friend on the head.
"You see the road too?" Sushi asked.
"I do. But where does the road go? And where did it start?"
Sushi pointed in one direction, "It goes that way." Then she pointed in the other direction, "And it started that way."
Rini grinned, "Sushi, you're amazing."
"I know." Came a rather smug reply.
Rini laughed a bit, "So. . .how about that town up ahead? Do you want to stop there and get specifications?"
"Yeah! And if they won't answer our questions, I get to chloroform them!"
Rini grinned, "Okay. Just this once." She knew that Sushi loved to chloroform people, but Rini hardly ever let Sushi do that.
Sushi danced, "Yes!"
"I'll race ya!"
Sushi blinked and stood in silence for a length, "Alright!" She grinned.
"Ready. Set. Shiver with antici---pation."
And so, Sushi shivered.
Rini laughed, "Go!" She started sprinting like made, being as she isn't very fast at all.
Sushi passed Rini, and was almost to town, when she fell, "Oh, dear."
Just then a Mysterious Suit of Armor offered Sushi a hand, "Oh no. Are you okay, miss?"
Sushi screamed in fear, "Talking Armor!"
Rini came up to the two of them, panting. "Sushi. Someone's. Gotta. Be. Inside. It."
"Idea!" Sushi took her chloroform, "If there is a person in there, then they will become unconscious!"
Rini sighed, "I said I'd let you, too. . ."
Sushi danced I joy, "Really?"
Rini nodded and looked at the suit of armor, "Sorry."
"What?" The armor asked.
Sushi put a cloth over the Armor's mouth.
And the suit didn't do anything.
". . ." Sushi blinked, ". . ." Sushi stared, ". . .you don't breath?. . .Awesome!"
Rini blinked. She blinked again. Then she too, screamed in fear, "Talking empty armor!" She hid behind Sushi.
Sushi tapped the Armor's arm, "Do ya' eat? Can I cut off yer head with my matchet (a cross between a mallet and a hatchet)?"
"Wait, what are you talking about? No, I don't eat. Please don't cut off my head. Is your friend okay? Brother! Help!" The Armor said, getting scared himself.
A short kid came up from behind the armor, "What's going on here?"
Sushi pointed and laughed, "You're short!"
Rini looked out from behind Sushi, she sniggered, "Shrimp."
"I like shrimp. They taste good." Sushi commented with a head bob.
The shrimp glared at them, getting red in the face, "How Dare You Call Me A Tiny Little Ant That You Want To Smoosh With The Sole Of Your Foot Because I'm So Damn Tiny?!?!"
Rini ignored him, "I do too. Shrimp fried rice is good."
"Oh, yes." Sushi told Rini, before turning toward the shrimp, "I never said anything about smooshing you with the sole of my foot. I don't do that. I chloroform and cut off heads."
Rini blinked, "When have you cut off someone's head? Was that they day I went to the dentist?" She asked, knowing that when she wasn't around, Sushi did whatever came into her insane mind.
Sushi drug her food on the ground and watched it, "Well. . .uh.."
In a warning tone, Rini said, "Sushi. . ."
Sushi cowered a bit, ". . .Rini. . .?"
Rini took out one of Sushi's bottles of chloroform and a piece of cloth, "Tell me."
Sushi started to panic, "The headless horseman was on vacation! I hat too! N' I couldn't ask you if it was right because you were visiting. . .someone. . ."
". . .Sushi. Do you understand that I didn't understand a bit of that?"
"Oh really? Then we're good then? I don't need to explain it?" Sushi asked, happily.
"Later." Rini told Sushi.
"Alright."
". . ." The shrimp had a blank stare, "Huh?"
The armor poked the shrimp of a man, "Brother, it's not polite to stare."
Sushi just stared back at the shrimp, ". . .Oh. . ." Her eyes got big, ". . .pretty hair. . ." She slowly moved towards it.
"Sushi, ask first." Rini advised.
Sushi cleared her throat, "May I see your hair?"
The shrimp snatched his braid and glared, "I am not letting a freaky chick like you touch my hair."
Sushi sniffled, "B-But. . ."
"Brother!" The armor looked at Sushi, "I'm sorry, miss. My brother can be really rude sometimes. My name's Alphonse, and who are you two?"
Sushi did her bad ass pose, "I'm Sushi Chi!"
"And I'm Rini." She waved.
Al nudged the shrimp.
"And Im Edward Elric. The Full Metal Alchemist."
"Oh?" Sushi asked, "Alchemist? So you do like. . .Alchemy?"
"No, Sushi, he just. . ." Rini paused, "Actually, I can't make up a witty retort." She shook her head, looking at the other two, "Pleasure to meet you both.
"So," all looked at Sushi, "Are you okay? You took a bad fall."
Sushi looked at her ankle, "Oh, It's nothing. I just sprained it again." She grinned, "Not that much of a big difference, really. I've sprain it way too many times and even when it isn't sprain it's swollen."
"Aww. Poor Sushi!" Rini huggled her friend.
"So what?" Ed asked, "She gets hurt a lot? I've seen plenty of people get hurt." He wasn't taking to two well.
"I Once Burnt My Face With A Marshmallow!" Sushi yelled out, ". . .Rini. . .?"
Tears came to Rini's eyes at how pitiful her friend was, always getting hurt. She huggled Sushi again.
Al spoke up, "You've got to admit, not many people get burned my marshmallows."
". . .Rini. . .?" Sushi voiced again.
"I guess." Ed agreed.
". . .Rini. . .?"
"Yesh?" Rini finally acknowledged Sushi.
"I've got a question." Sushi stated.
"Yes?"
"See, I just yelled something as an outburst n' all. So I was wondering if we gave me my medication today."
"That is a good question." Rini thought. She took off her backpack and emptied out the contents.
"Let's count the pills and see!" Sushi was excited.
"M-Medication?" Ed asked.
Rini looked up at Ed for a second, "Yes, yes. Meds."
"Can you find the pretty pills?" Sushi asked.
Rini was searching through loads of completely random stuff, "I can't." She paused, "You don't think we left them at Frankie's place, do you?"
Sushi thought, "Hmmm. . ." Then she did her bad ass pose.
"That's a yes." Rini said, looking at Ed and Al, "I'm apologizing in advance for any scarring for life that may occur."
Sushi set Rini straight, "No. That's an idea."
"Oh." Rini grinned with a sweat drop. She turned to Ed and Al, "Cancel that." She then turned to Sushi, "Go on."
""Pocket!" Sushi reached in and pulled out a pill bottle, she shook it and frowned, "Rini. Why don't I hear the click clack of all the pretty pills?"
Rini looked at the pill bottle, "Is it empty?"
"I think so." Sushi said, sad.
Rini once again, turned to Ed and Al, "Cancel that cancellation."

Oh dear. This is quite funny. And Sushi with no medication. I can only wait to see what happens next.

This is an awful story.

"Well," Ed started, "Al and I have to get going. Come on Al." He cautiously started to leave.
Sushi started to cry, "Rini! The hair is leaving!"
Rini tackle glomped Ed, "You go no where, tiny one!" She was hyper suddenly.
"Brother?" Al asked.
Sushi started jumping up and down, "Rini!"
"Sushi?" Rini drug Ed over to Sushi, "One Pet."
"You Rock!" Sushi gave Rini a thumbs up.
Rini got shifty eyes, then she quickly did a bad ass pose. "You saw nothing." She never thought she did it good, so Rini never does the pose.
Sushi was jumping up and down, "Rini did the pose! I saw! I saw!" She started to giggle hysterically.
"Did not! Liar!" Rini hid behind Al in embarrassment.
Sushi started to get short on breath from all the giggling.
Rini poked out from behind Al, "Breath, Sushi. And hurry up and pet the hair before the tiny one leaves."
"I'm Not A Microscopic-" Ed started.
But Rini interrupted, "Shush. Yes you are."
Sushi started breathing normally again, then she petted Ed's hair, "Oh. Soft. Can I smell the hair?"
Rini nodded.
But Ed was shaking his head no.
Sushi smelled anyway and giggled, "Rini. It smells like flowers."
"Really? I like flowers." Rini went over and smelt Ed's hair, she grinned funnily. Then huggled Ed. This means that Rini = Really, really, really, really likes flowers.
"Brother?" Al asked, worried.
"Get Away From Me!" Ed yelled.
". . ." Sushi started to cry.
Rini looked at Sushi, "What's wrong?" She let go of Ed.
Sushi sniffled, "I. . .Got. . .Yelled AT!" She glared at Ed, "No One Yells At Me!" Sushi yelled at him, looking around, "Where is a hatchet. I want a hatchet. Or a mallet!"
Rini gave Sushi a squeaky hammer. The kind that is won at carnivals.
And so, with that, Sushi hit Ed over the head, again, and again.
"Brother!" Al yelled, once again, being as it seems that most of Al's lines in this story is "Brother" with some sort of punctuation mark.
"Don't worry. It doesn't hurt, it just let's her vent." Rini said.
"Are you sure?" Al asked.
Rini nodded, "Positive."
Sushi stopped hitting suddenly. She grinned and started dancing.
"We need a pharmacy." Rini stated as a fact.
"Dance with me Rini!" Sushi started to sing, "Can you extract me from my plastic fantasy."
"There should be a pharmacy in the town. We're going there now." Al said, being his kind and helpful self.
"Al! Why'd you have to tell them that?" Ed yelled, angry.
Rini sang along, but didn't dance, "I didn't think so, but I'm still convincible." She turned to the two brothers, "Why Mr. Elric, are you inviting us to walk into town with you? It'd be our pleasure!" Then to Sushi, she added, "You make me awfully hyper when you're unmediated."
Sushi grinned and did a rather fancy accent, "I do my best, darling."
"I know you do, Sushi, I know you do." Rini grinned back.
Ed cut in, "As soon as we take you to the pharmacy, we are parting ways."
"But Flower Child!" Rini giggled, "You two are such fun people, even though it's mostly just me and Sushi being random as opposed to being fan girls!" She huggled Ed, and spelt his hair again, "Wildflowers and coconut."
Sushi huggled Al, "I like you!"
"Y-You do?"
Sushi nodded frantically, "Because I can chloroform you as often as I want!" she paused for a beat, "'Course it's not as much fun if the people don't go unconscious."
"Sushi!" Rini yelled.
Sushi turned to Rini, "Yes, Rini?"
"I have no clue, Sushi. It just seemed like a good time to say your name."
"Oh, alrighty then."
"Tee hee." Rini wouldn't let go of Ed.
Ed looked at his brother, "Al. . .Help!"
"Are We There Yet?!" Sushi yelled loudly.
"Uh. Miss Sushi." Al said, "We haven't started toward town yet."
"Oh. Drat."
Rini giggled, "Well, let's get started, then." She drug Ed in the direction of town, sniffing his hair from time to time.
Sushi held up her hands to Al, as if she were a little child, "You is big n' strong! Carry me! I gots a sprain-ed ankle."
"O-Okay." Al picked Sushi up.
"Yay!"
Rini looked back at the two of them, "Awww! Isn't that cute, Flower Child?"
"Quit calling me that, let me go, and no that's not cute, it's weird! Al, put it down before you some sort of disease!"
"I Want String Cheese! Hey. . .metal man. . ." Sushi said.
"Me?" Al asked.
Sushi nodded, "Did'ja know that cheeze is a fun word to say. Cheeeezzzzzzeeeee."
"So is scuba!" Rini added, "Scu-ba. Scuba." It was quiet for a period of time, and she looked around, "No response?"
"I've always liked the word boggle. I think its the two g's. I like marmalade, too. Does very interesting things with the shape of the mouth. Maarmalaade." Sushi glanced at Al, "Say it with me, Metal Man! I wanna see yer mouth shape as you say it!"
"But when I talk, my mouth doesn't move." Al told Sushi.
Sushi pouted, "Then you say it, Flower Child!"
"Stop Calling Me Flower Child!" He yelled.
"Stop shouting at Sushi!" Rini yanked on the braid.
Sushi sniffled, "He yelled at me, and Rini hurt him. Yay Rini!"
Rini grinned and gave Sushi a thumbs up. She searched through her backpack and grinned again; she took out a leash, "There." She put it on Ed, "Now I can keep Flower's temper on a leash.
Ed glared and stated tearing at the leash. He was unsuccessful.
Rini giggled as they started to go into town and people started staring.
"Rini! Do you see the purtty butterflies? They're huge!" Sushi's eyes grew as she stared at her hallucination.
"Oh no. Al. Flower. We need to hurry. Sushi, you should've told me when you started seeing the pretty things!" She avoided the word hallucination.
Sushi blinked, "But they wanted to keep it a secret."
"But it's okay to tell me, okay? That way I know to hurry and get your happy pills."
"But I'm happy already. Why do I need happy pills?" Sushi glanced about, her mouth fell open, and she glared at the thin air.
". . .?" Was Rini's reply, "What's wrong Sushi?"
Sushi pointed, almost crying, "They called me s-stupid! N' That's not true!"
"Aww. C'mere Sushi." Rini walked over to Sushi and Al, she huggled Sushi, "You're not stupid. The butterflies don't know what they're talking about?"
Sushi sniffled, "Really?"
"Really!"
Sushi grinned, "alright then!" she stuck her tongue out at the butterflies and started laughing, "Severs you right!"
"Come on!" Rini took Sushi from Al, "Piggy-back ride for Sushi.
"Yay! Fun Fun!" Then Sushi yelled, "Shut Up! You Lie!"
Rini waved at Al and Ed (who was trying to get the leash off), "I'll take her from here. Thanks for your help." Then she whispered to herself, *From this stage on, she might get . . .rowdy."
Sushi started to cry.
"C'mon Sushi. Let's get your medicine." She paused, "Are they saying mean things again?"
Sushi nodded, "It's not true, is it? You help and take care of me because you like me, right? That's not a lie? Right?"
Rini smiled at Sushi, "My live wouldn't be worth living if I just stayed at home doing nothing, Sushi. I'm here 'cos I wanna be here. Don't listen to 'em."
Sushi sniffed, "Really?"
Rini nodded.
Sushi grinned and huggled her friend.
"I can't huggle you back, as you are, literally, on my back. But, you know I would if I could."
"Yes. I know." Sushi pointed suddenly, "I see it!"
"Yay!"

Sushi without medication is interesting.

I think Sushi is bipolar or something. This sucks.

Rini walked into the pharmacy and gave the pharmacist the bottle, "I need this prescription filled on the double."
The man eyed Rini, "Got the doctor's prescription?"
Sushi waved frantically at the man, "Hallo! Those pill r' fer me!"
The man looked at Sushi, "Never mind. I'll fill them right away."
"Thank you!"
The man was grumbling as he filled up the bottle and then he handed it to them, "That'd be 45$"
Rini dug in her pockets, "How about. Five dollars and a bottle of chloroform?"
Sushi's eyes widened in fear, "You're selling my chloroform?" She started to cry, "The butterflies were right!"
"Hey now. You know you have plenty left, and I don't have 45 dollars. Okay? Never listen to the butterflies."
"Oh!" Sushi suddenly turned to the man, "I'll sell you the butterflies."
Rini mouthed to the man: Take It!
The man nodded slowly, "S-Sure."
Sushi danced a bit, "Yay!" Then she looked at the air, "You heard the man! Go! Shoe!"
"Begone!" Rini wanted to help.
"Rini. They're not leaving me alone."
Rini looked at the man and whispered to him, *Can you give me two of those pills now? Please?*
He handed her two pills and then whispered back, *You sure two will do it?*
Rini grinned and nodded, "Sushi, you want to make the butterflies go away?" She handed Sushi the pills.
Sushi grabbed them, "Oh. Like candy!" She quickly swallowed them, "I want more please and thank you."
"Later, okay?"
Sushi nodded, "Alrighty then."
"Did they go away yet?" Rini asked.
"They're fading. Like a sunset." Sushi's eyes were glazed over.
Rini grinned at the man, "Told ya."
"Alright." He agreed, "Just. Go. No."
Rini grinned and did a thumbs up, "C'mon Sushi. Let's beat it."
Sushi blinked, "Beat it? What can I beat? Can I have a hatchet or a mallet? Or a mixture of the two - a matchet?"
"Squeaky hammer, and Flower Child if you see him. Now, let's go."
Sushi grinned, "I remember Flower Child and Metal Man."
"Good, good."
Sushi pointed, "I see them!"
"Go and smack Flower!"
Sushi sneaked up and smacked Flower, and then started giggling.
"Oh, Brother!" Al cried out, because that seems to be a popular line for Al in this story.
Rini laughed and waved to them, "Thanks for your help! She's all better now!"
"She is?" Ed asked, "Then what the hell did you call that?"
Sushi blinked, "Me being me."
"Indeed." Rini nodded.
"So, even with the medication she's till crazy?!" Ed yelled.
"Only slightly, though." Rini added.
Sushi sighed, "Oh, Rini. Bad news."
"Hm?"
Sushi pulled something out of her pocket, "Our MP3 Player with all of our songs on it is broke." She sniffled, "Coin Operated Boy. . ." She sniffled again, "If only there was a way to fix it."
Rini cried, "No! The song!"
"Uh. We are alchemists. I can fix that for you." Al suggested, being helpful.
"No! Don't fix anything for them!" Ed told his brother.
"Would you really, Al? You're so much nicer than your less attractive though nicer smelling older brother!" Rini said, ignoring Ed.
Sushi giggled, "Nicer smelling sounds funny."
Al nodded, "Of course I'll help." And with that, he drew a transmutation circle.
"Yay!" Rini grinned.
Al transmutes the MP3 Player.
Rini glomped Al.
Sushi watched it in awe, "Oh. Pretty lights."
"Indeed." Rini agreed.
Sushi grabbed the MP3 Player, "Thankies, Al." She bowed and then turned to Ed, "No Thankies to the Flower Child." She hit him with the blow up hammer one more time.
Rini smelled his hair one last time, "Mmm. Nice." Then she waved to the two, "Bye-Bye, all!"
"We're leaving?" Sushi asked.
"Well, Flower Child won't let us stay. He said," then she made her voice lower, "As soon as we take you to the pharmacy, we are parting ways."
"Ah, but see. That's the beauty of it." Sushi grinned, "We did part ways for a bit. But now our paths have crossed again."
"Oh!" Rini grinned, "Flower Child! You've come back to us!" she glomped Ed.
"Get Off Me!" Ed yelled.
Rini was still grinning, "Oh, came on. You came back. You must love us."
"We did not come back. We haven't had any time to leave." Ed said.
"What do you mean? We just went and got a prescription. Do you realize how long that takes?"
Sushi raised her hand, "Especially with me when I haven't been on mind and we have no money."
Rini laughed.
'Tis true." Sushi told Ed.
"It is. It is." Rini agreed.
Ed just rolled his eyes.
Rini suddenly glomped Ed, "I Love Your Hair!"
Sushi giggled, "Yes." She grinned evilly.
Rini raised an eyebrow, "Sushi, you look evil."
Sushi whispered to Rini, *I've got a plan on a way that we get to keep the hair Forever!*
Rini's eyes grew, *Tell me, tell me.*
*Cut off the braid*
"No!" Rini yelled. Then she covered her mouth, *We just can't.*
Sushi slumped, *Oh, alright.*
*Sorry.*
*It's alright.*

Glad that Rini told Sushi not to cut off the braid.

There names are Ed and Al! Not Flower Child and Metal Man! *angry glare*


"Heh." Rini said quietly.
"So. What now?" Sushi Chi asked.
"You leave us alone." Ed said.
Rini sighed, "Sushi! Flower Child doesnt like me." She started to cry.
Sushi patted Rini on the back, "No. See, he has a crush on you. You remember when you were a little kid and that one boy picked on you. And it turned out that he really liked you? Well, I think that this is the same thing."
"Actually, he just thought I was an idiot. Made my cry in class. All the time." Rini sniffled.
Sushi huggled Rini, "Flower Child doesnt hate you!" She glared at Ed and in an angry voice, told him, "Tell Her!"
"You can't make me tell a lie!"
Sushi raised an eyebrow, "Oh Yeah?" She reached into a bag and pulled out a chain saw, "It's not as much fun as a matchet, but it'll do."
Rini was crying like a five year old.
"Brother!" Al said, yet again, "Just tell Miss Rini that you like her!"
"Never!" Ed yelled.
"But I'm afraid that Miss Sushi will kill you if you don't and I don't want to lose you too!"
Ed glanced at Sushi who had an evil grin and a chain saw in hand. He sighed.
Rini sniffled twice, then looked at Ed hopefully.
"Gah. Fine." Ed gave in, "Yeah. Rini, you're great. I don't hate you."
"Yay!" Rini cheered up right away, "Thankies!" She huggled Ed, but actually let go.
Ed blinked.
Rini blinked back.
Sushi put her chain saw away and started muttering angrily.
"Thank you Sushi!" Rini huggled her friend, "But you didn't have to. I was just wallowing my childhood." She sniffled again, "I wasn't a happy child." She was bullied. Badly.
"I know. But you take care of me, so I have to take care of you too." Sushi said.
"Aw. Im touched." Rini huggled Sushi again.
Sushi huggled back.
"I want string cheeze." Sushi stated.
"Me too."
Sushi watched as a person walked by with string cheeze. She watched in envy.
"Alright. Let's go get some, somewhere."
"Where?" Sushi asked.
Rini shrugged.
Sushi glared at the person who had walked by, "If I kill them, I can take their cheeze."
"No. Sushi." Rini said firmly.
Sushi pouted, "I wonder what it'd be like to be dead."
"Me too."
Sushi grinned, "I know where we can ask some people."
"Oh?"
"Oh." Sushi linked arms with Rini, "Just follow me!"
Rini laughed, "Alright!"
Sushi started to skip. Rini didn't.
But they did both start singing Coin Operated Boy by the Dresden Dolls.
Ed blinked, "And they just walked out of our life. Finally!"
Rini turned around and picked up her courage, running over to Ed. She huggled him one more time and then gave him a peck on the cheek, "Thanks for cheering me up, Flower! Au revoir!" She ran back to Sushi.
Sushi waved frantically at the two, "I doubt I'll remember you both, the meds will probably make me forget'cha!"
Rini waved, "But you'll remember the next time we run out." She told Sushi.
"Yep." Sushi agreed.
"Tee hee."


You Are, Without A Doubt, A Military Dog.