Hi! My name is Mary Sue! (Naruto version) ::1::

Dear Diary, Hi! I just got my new Diray today! And guess what! My royal King Ruler of the World, super rich Gazillionaire, most powerfull man every to live Father of mine got all of these slaves to build a vortex to another world! It was completed, my daddy walked in and gave me a whole bunch of cash (which I have used to buy some super hot, cleavage showing, totally expensive, glittery and shiny, unnesesary described, super top of the fashion clothes!) and came back to Daddy's lab! Isn't he just great!
Anyway, after that a group of emo freaks came in and like, TOTALLY MASSACRED MY FAMILY! But they sapred me because they thought I was the most beutifull girl they ever saw! I didn't think they were lying either, cuz all of the guys were like, TOTALLY drooling over me because I am so damn HOT!
Any way, instead of killing me they chucked me into that weird vortex!
The next thing I knew I was hurtling through the air and I knew I was falling so I sprouted angel wings and I flew down on the air and I was like sooo totally perfect in landing and I am ranting so much about my perfectness I forgot to end this sentence but who cares because I am too perfect for full stops!
Ha! Yeah! Take that BITCH! I am the most hottest thing around! Well, I just sprouted wings from no-where so I am such an angel! Any way I was all like... "Boohoo! My family is dead! D-E-D! Im gonna go and cut myself!" And I found this blunt twig and attempted to use that...
...it didn't work.
Well, this like, TOTALLY SKANKY DUDE (with really bad BO) came along and R*PED ME! So I was like, "BOoohoo" even more and I sat there wallowing in my own self pity... then this totally fit dude came along. He instantly fell is love with me and came along and carried me bridal style and took me to his house! I asked his name he was "Itachi" and I was like "My name is Mary Sue" and he was like "I like your name" and I was like "Yours is cool too!" and he was like "Thanks! I think Im falling for you" and I was like "You really do!" and he was like "Yeah!" and I was like "Noway!" and he was like "Aaaw c'mon!" and I was like "NO CUZ YOU CAN'T HAVE A HOT THING LIKE THIS!" and he just snapped and raped me...
Any way I was found in the middle of the feild by this raven dude and I was like "What was your name" and he was like "Sasuke!" and I was like "Your Hawt!" and he was like "You too! Your the most beutifull girl ever!" and I was like " I just got raped by your brother!" and he was like "How did you know I was his brother!" and I was like "I just got telekenisis powers out of the blue and I am just soo POWERFULL BABY!" and he was like "I will have my vengeance!"
Any ways, I feel like nachos... I think I better go now and bask in my perfectness while eating my nachos without putting on any weight to my extra perfect body!
By now!
Mary Sue xXx (Mwah! Love you lots Diray)



(I was meant to spell Diary! Ooops! Im such a blonde! A perfect one too!)
Yup. How to not write a story. If it goes somewhere along those lines... delete it or change it. You can see how rediculous it is.