[::]Itachi Drabble[::]why am I related to him?[::]

Honestly If there was any question Itachi desperately wanted answered it would be why he was related to him.
By him, he means his dear little brother who is destined to become emo. But thats another story...
Itachi first pondered this when he saw dear Sasuke chasing butterflies and cried when it touched his nose. I kid you not, he cried because of a multicolored winged insect, which can barely survive a year if it's lucky. Then ran all the way home screaming and wailing for 'mommy'. Days later he blamed the Aburame heir (who was nowhere near him at that time, I might add) and kicked dirt in his face...
Oh yes... Not what you would expect from little Sasuke-kun...
Then there was a time when Sasuke asked him if he would walk him the Academy. When he asked why the response he was given was,
"Those weird girls keep on following me, it's creepy..."
Of course out of brotherly instinct Itachi teased little Sasuke about being shy and that he should be happy for the attention. The next comment he got rather shocked him...
"But I dont like girls."
He at first thought the young Uchiha was serious, but then realized that it was only because he was young and must've thought girls had, cooties or something naive as that.
Years later after given the assignment to watch and capture the kyuubi vessel, he was proven wrong...
Once while searching for the Uzumaki boy in his apartment building with Kisame they came about his door. Though what was heard was not expected. A series of moans and stifled yells rang through, and the name Sasuke popped up a quite a few times.
To say the least the elder Uchiha was mortified. Kisame himself swore he saw his eyes twitch. They had decided to leave the vicinity to save themselves of the scarring and eye gouging experience...
Why did he have to leave him in charge of killing him?

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Both is a nice bolt from the blue.
SASUNARU FOREVER! -shot-