Akari:Hurrah! We're back, and we have some new friend too! :DDD
Kimmie: Yep! Cool huh?
Sephiroth: I don't want to be here.
Mihawk:*twiddles his thumbs absentmindedly*
GIna:*dances sexily cuz she's sixteen and she can*
Vincent:*thinks:what is she doing?*
Punk:*laughs and does punk-ass stuff*
Akari:w00t! I am doning nothing and having fun wihle donig it!
Naraku:WHY DID YOU TAN ME SO MUCH! *emos*
Kimmie:*jumps on table with microphone* LISTEN UP PEEPS! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SWORD TOURNAMENT! WINNER GETS TO FIGHT AKARI, BEST SWORD USER IN TEH WORLD!!!
Akari:*grins* I sure and. *pulls out a swords that looks like this one;*
Kimmie:That's a kickass sword, Akari.
Some person:big deal! my swords has been in my family for three hundred generations!
Krad:Hey, That's about how old I am.
Satoshi: Holy SHIZCREAM! WHAT ARE YOU DOINJG OUTSIDE OF MY BODY!?
GIna:THat sounded Sooooo wrong*laughs
Kimmie:He can do that. Becuz I said so.
AkaKim:kai. *Hiaraia, Haru, Khrai, Valdis, Rengokuki, Kairi, and Rezamaki get their own bodies*
Khrai:like that.
Dark:....*plays video games*
Krad:I am sooo pwning you Dark.
Dark:oh no you dont...
TV:*beep beep beep beep beep* GAME OVER. User wins
Kimmie:AH! NO!
Gina:HURRY! SOMEONE START HACKING!
Hojo:*appears out of nowhere* I"LL SAVE YOU! Even though I'm the bad guy, am evil, and supposed to be dead! *starts hacking their butts to saftey*
Vincent:what the hell. *shoots him several times* BASTARD!
GINA:*shakes Vincent rapidly* HOW COULD YOU NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Dark:NO! NO WE CAN'T DIE! AHHH!
Krad:*hugs Dark tightly* IM SCARED!!!
Satoshi:*runs arouind like an idiot with Daisuke*
Ken:I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!@
AKari:AHHHHH!!!!!!! *gasp* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kimmie:I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
GIna:NO! I DONT WANNA DIE! I STILL HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD! AHH!
Kimmie:LOUD NOISES!
Natalie(Da'Nat): *Walks in* What's going on?*
GAME OVER. USER WINS.
Dark:WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!
SEPHIROTH: MOTHER!
Kadaj:WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!
Loz:*cries uselessly*
Yazoo:*calmly and sexily* Don't cry, Loz.
Natalie:*walks over to TV* oh I love this game! *presses Start, and thus restarts the game* ....sonofva....darm! oh yes! come on.....
TV:GAME OVER.
Krad:WE'RE SAVED! *kisses Dark*
Orochimaru:*in crazy australian accent* Hello! Well hi! Hello there! we helllo! Hi!
Gina::D Orochimaru!
Kimmie:Yay!
Vincent:*holds up gun*
Luffy: I SHALL BECOME THE PIRATE KING! D:< *bares teeth stupidtly*
Zoro:ZzZzZzZzZz....Look out!
Everyone:O.o WHAT!?
Zoro:Oh...A dream...*goes back to sleep*
Sanji:WHAT THE HELL! BAKA MARIOMO! MOSS HEAD! WHY YOU!-
Akari:*eyes and expression of the devil* NO FIGHTING SANJI.
Sanji:*scared* *cowers* yes ma'am.
Akari:*chibi* Arigato gozaimasu!
Kankuro:wee!
Deidara:I belive I can fly.....I belive I touch the sky...
Kimmie:You retard, you can touch the sky. It's not a solid bit of matter.
Akari:exactly! took the words right out of my mouth!
Gina:wow you two. wow.
Orochimaru:*licks Itachi, Vincent and Sasuke enthusiastically*
Vincent:WHA TTHE HELL.
Orochimaru:*can't tellt he difference between Vincent and Itachi*
Haku:*dances with flowers and Zabuza* I'm a pretty flower!
Sesshomaru:Weren't you dead?
Haku:Yep!
Sypher: What's wrong with you people? And were's Shadow?
PAUSE IN TIMES SPACE AND TE UNIVERSE:
I decided that Shadow, Sypher, Sonic and anyone else who shows up in this is going to be human. I don't care WHAT you make of that, but you DONT know Sypher(Sai-fur) so, naturally, here's a pic of him:
For the record, pretend his eyes are red.
PLAY BUTTON OF TIME
Shadow:*across the room from Syoher*
Sypher:Hey Shadow....What's upz? *pounds him for no reason except that he's bored*
Gina:SYPHER! LEAVE HIM ALONE JEASUS!(SPELT WRONG SO I DIDN"T USE THE 'LORDS'|Cough not| NAME IN VAIN! HAH!) -Damn cristianity.-
AKari:AH I DIDNT SAY YOU COULD COME OUT!
Koaru(not Hittachiin, notice different spelling): Lol. *mind rapes Akari*
Akari:AHHHH!!! *screams and run into the floor*
Koaru's brother who's name escapes me: lol, you'd think she'd be used to it by know. *locks Akari in closet*
AKari:AHHH! I'M EXPERIENCING CLAUSTROPHOBIA WHICH I DON'T REALLY HAVE!
KankNara:NO AKARI! *electricity eyes thing* grr.....*fight*
Punk:*unlocks closet calmly and help Akari out* You okay?
Akari:*Huggles Punk* shpank joo
Kimmie:spank her?
Sanji:lmao, wow.
Mori: Ah.
Kyouya:*writes some stuff down extremely fast*
KimGInAka:*pin Kyouya to the floor and steal his notebook* RUN WITH IT!
Kimmie:It's a book of recipies on how to make us! Here look:
Akri+GIna:Hmmmm?
*Read the recipes*
Akari:That's so funny.
Gina:Are you thinking of making us for lunch or something, Kyouya?
Sesshomaru:Wow.
Naraku:*pole dances*
Audience:*claps enthusiastically*
Akari:HOW THEY GET IN HERE? *pulls out bazooka and chases them back out*
Cloud:....got any Kings?
Zabuza:nope. go fish.
Sephiroth: *dueling with Mihawk*
Akari:Oh yeah. EVERYONE, WE'RE HAVING A DUELING MATCH THING.
Kimmie:WINNER FACES THE BEST SWORD USER IN ALL TIME.
Akari:Yep. ME.
Dueling begins
*people fight and stuff*
Gina:*eats popcorn this is great.
Envy:Your telling me. awesome.
Mihawk:*wins*
AKari:YOSH! my turn!
two and a quarter seconds later
Mihawk:X.X
AKari:WOOT! :D *Completely unharmed*
Gina:O.O I knew she was good but I DIDN"T know she was THAT good. Wowzah.
Yazoo: cool. *act sexy and seductive like he always does*
Kimmie:Vincent! You look better with your hair a mess. :S
Vincent:....*gets suddenly self concious about his looks*
AKari:*braids Vincents hair*
Gina:Yeah, I prefer new Vincent, as oppsed to old Vincent.
Cloud:Yeah, Vinny shouldn't wear his hair in a neat pony tail. it looks weird.
Zabuza:Aces?
Cloud:you got me.
Gaara: Also, that weird diamond dot thing in the middle of you forehead looks weirds. seriously.
Vincent:~*emo*~
Kimmie:YOU CAN- oh wait a minute, your Vincent. yes, you can emo. :D
Akari:*Hold up list* ONLY THE FOLLOWING CAN BE EMO BRATS; Vincent, Sasuke, Shadow, and that it. I think.
L:yo.
Kimmie:L! Wassup! Wats uyour name?
L:I dont know. I forgot.
Kimmie:...you FORGOT your own NAME?
L:After a while of being called only L, yeah, thats just that.
Kimmie:Wow. Here, have some sugary junk food. *gives him chocoaltey and yummy sugar junk food*
L:arigato gozaimasu *eats it yummily*
Gina:Have you written that SanjiGina oneshot yet?
KImmie:NO! Jeezom!
Gina:hurry up, loser!
Akari:*holds brain* AH! I'm confoozzerled!
Kimmie:cool wrod.
Rezamaki:*sleeps nonchaltaly*
Khrai:Hiaraia, I'm bored.
Hiaria:Im bored.
Haru:*nonchaltant and emotionlss, as always8
Gina:oh yeah...
Gina:I GRADUATED EVERYONE! I GRADUATED!!! I'M GOING TO ITHACA COLLEGE!
Gina's guys: So are we.
some of Kimmie's guys:so are we.
some of Nat's guys:yep, us too.
naraku:lol i dont need to.
Kankuro:same here. I already went through enough school.
Akari:lucky you! I have to go to school.
Kimmie:Yep! ANd if my calculations are corect, you are in in either 9th or 10th grade. :D
Akari: and your in sixth or seventh.
Kimmie:seventh. ANyways, Im gonna miss you Gina!
GinKimAka:*group huggles*
Akari; Now I must test out my bombs on Snuggles teh weeping fat guy in teh back stage which non of u have ever seen in your life..........
Kisame: wat?
Akari: EAT THE NON BELIEVER! *chews on kisame's head*
Kisame; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET HER OFF! GET HER OFFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gorgon: Is there no end to this?
Pete: not really sure let me ask teh guy form episode one
Gorgon: *smirks* yesh! amuse me with your stupidity I'm delighted to see you walk slowly
Pete: ...... O_O;;
Everyone: *awkward silence except for kisame's screamign and running around*
KankNara: *still fighting*
Punk: is there a point to these episodes
Kisame: *dies*
Itachi: WENH UR IPPUDENCE WON"T BE TOLLERATED!
Akari: like a fat man
Itachi: huh?
Akari: my theory is u're so overweight tht cloak and net hold it all back cause you eat too much!
Itachi: .....|||||| *pulls out sword*
Akari: Look over yonder a monkey!
*no one looks*
Akari: Zabuza can i ride on ur back :3
Zabuza: ... why not?
Akari: *jumps on zabuza's back*
Kankuro: HEY! I was goin gto give you a ride!!!!!!
Naraku: NO I WAS!
kankNara: *attack eachother then zabuza*
Zabuza: *runs*
Rebel: .... well this is odd
Akari: GRR *chews on kimmie's head*
Kimmie: aww I feel teh looov!
Rebel: ok?
Gorgon: don't ask and ear a name tag....
Rebel: I am...
Gorgon: where is it?
Kimmie: SHE IS GNAWING ON MY SKULL GET HER OFFF!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Squirrel: *has bombzzz adn scissors*
Akari: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SCISSORS! RUN! *hides in some oen's shirt*
Rebel: get out of my shirt.......
Akari: *pop out of the pant leg*
Gorgon: How the hell did you do tht?
Kimmie: the wonders of the mind confuxxle u!
Gorgon: *takes off his shirt* take tht as confuxxle *throws it at kimmie*
kimmie: *gets hit* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm blind and it smells bad......
Gina: ...... ok?
Akari: mOOOSEN!!!!
Rebel: damn you're ripped...
Gorgon: don't look at me...
Akari: I'm pregnant!
everyone: ................
Naraku: YESH! I am the father!
Kankuro: No! i'M TEH FAtHER!
Akari: Rebel is the father...
Rebel: I had nothign to do with it!!!!!
KankNara: GET HIM! *chases Rebel off stage*
Deidara: did we forget me....
Akari: *looks in deidara's pants*
Deidara: *blush* wat r u doing!?
Akari: Yep u r a boy tht make u the father of my baby!
Deidara: wat I never touched u itachi did it!?
Itachi: it was kisame!
Kisame: *currently dead can't really say a thing*
Mysterious voice from above: NO! IT'S MY CHILD I AM THE ONE WHO FATHER'S AKARI'S BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akari: ....... noodlez?
Kimmie: Ramen?
Gina: Tht guy next door to tht old man who collect Pron?
Mysterious voice: I AM NON OF THOSE I AM! ..... HELP I'M STUCK!
Akari: YOU'RE THT GUY WHO TRIED TO TOUCH MY MR. TINKLES THT SATURDAY NIGHT!
Mysterious Voice: NEVERMIND THT AND GET ME DOWN!
Kimmie: We don't know how.....
Akari: *is emo*
Mysterious voice: .. I'M STUCK UP HERE WHEN THE EPISODE ENDS!!
Itachi: guess so....
Akari: SASORI IS THE DAD!
Sasori: ..... huh? *didn't get it*
*akward silence*
AKari: *runs around with no clothes on* -OH YEA THT'S WAT I WANTED TO SEE!!!-
Kimmie: *blinds all the guys*
Gina: Akari have you taken your medication?
Akari: cousin Sam has them.....
Gina: I never knew you had a cousin sam
Aakri: niether did i...
Sam: *walks in*
Akari: sammy! *huggles sam* ^ ^
Sam: ... I don't want to know.... *picks up akari*
Aari: now I remember sam is the father of my child
Gina: HOLY SHIZZZNETTTS!
Kimmie: you did it with your own cousin?
Sam: so?
Mysterious Voice: HEY PUT DOWN MY WOMAN! THT'S MY CHILD!!!!
Sam: Well we better be going then. *pulls out and disappears*
RebL; damnit she's gone! *sighs*
Kimmie; RETURN MY FRIEND FATTY SAM!
Gina: I don't think he can hear u
Kimmie; true btu it was worth a shot
Gina: can we end this?
Kimmie; sure
..................
Gina: NOW!
Kimmie: oh u mean now?
..............
Gina: YES NOW!!!!
Kimmie: adn tht the end of our show!! HOPE YOU ENJOYED AND DON'T DIE ON YOUR WAY OUT!!!
*everyone leaves and the ligths go out*
Mysterious Voice: HEY YOU SAID I WAS GOING TO GET DOWN WHEN THE SHOW ENDED!!! HELLO ANYBODY OUT THERE!!!! HEY I'M TALK ING TO YOU!!! GET ME DOWN!!!!!!
XD
Sam: Akari hwo long are you going to hide in there?
Akari: I'm not sure but it's fun in here *riding magical unicorn in the girls bathroom*
Sam: I should of gone in with you......
END.. fOr NoW!?
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