Jushiro Uitake--Invisible Feelings--7: Bad Ichimaru!

(Anywho...)
As you're dragging Ichimaru off, he sighs and sticks his tongue out playfully.
"You're cruel!!"
"Ah...no, not really, my dear. You're just too creepy for your own good."
"That's mean!"
"It's true. A lot of people are afraid of you..."
"Why would they be afraid? I'm not that scary, am I?"
"Well...you like Soul Society. You really do, but per say your personality you destroy everything you like."
"..."
"You adore cute and sweet things...especially those pretty little cakes that mortals make and sell in highly-decorated establishments. You have a chronic case of sweet tooth..."
"..." (You hit the nail on the head)
"And because of that, the members of 3rd Division has wrongly suspected their Vice-Captain for the liberal amounts and assorted sacchrine treats currently stocked in the division's kitchen."
"...Poor Izuru..."
"You also think that Byakuya is an uptight, go-by-the-book, noble-born pansy..."
"!!" (Once again, you hit the nail on the head!)
"Adding to that, you smile just cause you can...and if you're not smiling, the person you're not smiling at had better run for their precious life. Preferably half a globe away from you to be exact."
"Ha ha..."
"Ugh...nevermind. Even that won't help..."
"Exactly!"
"You respect Aizen-taichou because he's willing to take unimaginable risks to reach his goal. Willing to step over a few insignificant beings along the path to greatness. Willing to sacrifice a some to reach the end of that path. Willing to break the scared law that binds the very core of the society.Unlike a certain pansy captain and the rest of the Soul Society..."
"If you keep this up, I might take you as a stalker."
"Humph! I'm not done yet!"
"Ugh...." Ichimaru hides his face in shame as you continue on with the things you know about him...
"Of course, you're not obssessed with Byakuya...you just think the stoic captain is too fun a conquest to be left in peace...one of the things many people have noticed about you is that you're friendly. Overly so, sometimes, friendlier than most of the other division captains. You will tilt your head amiably, grin widely, and greet anyone like they were an old friend. The next thing that some people have noticed is that you're friendliness can be so oddly suffocating at the same time."
"I'm that creepy???"
"Adding to that, you can cook up a royal banquet if you wanted to but you think it's just so cute to see Izuru in the kitchen wearing a frilly pink apron and working his butt off to prepare your meal for you!"
"...Heh heh..."
"You rarely reminisce...you have nothing worthy to reminisce about! You prefer to think about the now and the future because they are something you can easily change, much like myself. Past things are dead things. And dead things are useless things...You have no use for useless things."
"..."
"You like Soul Society, even with its rules and regulations, incompetent subordinates, watery sake, unfriendly colleages, and lack of estrogen carriers. It almost feels like home! Which is why you want to see it go up in flames one day, or bathed in blood...either one is fine to you."
"And I told you all of this while I was drunk?"
"Yes you did."
"...Wow..."
TBC!
O.O What the...?
Ha ha...those were all true facts and I betcha you didn't know them!