Nobody knows of this, but if you dare venture down the overly polished yellow brick road, glimmering with sparkle and sheen, you will discover the attractively decorated building we call...
MALIBU AKATSUKI HEADQUARTERS!
*starts theme song*
→ *sings along with the catchy jingle*
Malibu Deidara shook his head, enervated, "Even though I don't want to, I'll go check on him, un. After all, if he left I would be dateless. That leads to bad reputation, un." With that said, Malibu Deidara left to go find Malibu Sasori who predictably would get lost again.
Malibu Kisame and Malibu Itachi stood in the store unmoving, both of them still processing what had happened in their heads.
"So...did Sasori leave the dress? Or did he take it?" Malibu Kisame asked after a while.
Malibu Itachi blinked twice.
"He took it, nice try though!" Malibu Itachi couldn't help but burst out laughing. But then he remembered how much Malibu Kisame wanted the denim mini.
"Sorry Kisame-san," Malibu Itachi said comforting his more thenfriend.
→ ... ←
Back to Sasori, who was hiding in the changing room of the most hated and bankrupt store ever: THE GAPCREVICE!
Malibu Sasori sat on the changing room bench hugging his knees to his chest and sniffling. No one knew the real reason for why he got the denim skirt. It was really all for Deidara as a present, since he thought that Dei would like it. Malibu Sasori clinged onto the bag with one hand and rubbed his sticky head with the other.
'Ugh, scrubbing all of this out of my hair is going to be one hell of a work out.'
→ ... ←
"This is awkward, eh, Kisame-san?" Itachi said blinking again after about five minutes of complete silence.
None of the petty customers of the store dared speak for fear of being eaten by a shark and his ponytail'd friend.
"We should go," Kisame mumbled to Itachi as he watched the terrified shoppers in amusement.
The two exited the store.
→ ... ←
In another part of the mall...
Malibu Deidara was having a surprisingly hard time finding Malibu Sasori. He didn't even bother trying to look in The Crevice. I mean c'mon. Who would even want to step foot into that dump?
So he went back to Malibu Kisame and Malibu Itachi for advice.
"Do any of you know where Sasori-dono might have gone, un?" Malibu Deidara queried.
Malibu Kisame and Malibu Itachi looked at Deidara simultaneously.
"The Crevice."
An irk mark appeared on Malibu Deidara's head.
"THE CREVICE, UN?! OUT OF ALL THE STORES IN THE MALL HE HAD TO PICK THE CREVICE?!?!"
The indignant Malibu Deidara stormed away from Malibu Kisame and Malibu Itachi, headed toward the dreaded store.
When he made his entrance with an exceptionally large clay bomb, the very few customers of The Crevice turned their head and shuddered in fear. Malibu Deidara immediately headed to the dressing rooms. He knocked on each of the doors, straining to hear the sounds of muffled sobs. Malibu Deidara then heard sniffling noises at the very end of the row.
It was a dead give-away.
He then pounded on the door of the room Malibu Sasori was in.
"LET ME IN, UN!" He roared.
'How did Deidara-san find me?!' Malibu Sasori thought nervously... but then he realized what Deidara was saying.
In a lewd voice, Sasori retorted, "Oooh, you want in, eh, Deidara-san?"
Malibu Sasori giggled silently to himself, then slowly unlocked the door; knowing he was in deep...
There was contact.
Malibu Deidara slapped Malibu Sasori on the face the moment he opened the door.
"HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE THAT TO ME, UN?!"
He then dragged Malibu Sasori by the leg, out of the mortifying Crevice, and toward Malibu Itachi and Kisame, who were standing outside the store- waiting for them.
A cough.
"So, uh, should we go back to the Akatsuki Headquarters?" Malibu Itachi asked, twiddling his thumbs.
→ Oh, the drama!
They walked without conversation for a while, before Malibu Kisame inquired, "Deidara-san, how come Sasori-san has a handprint on his-"
He got cut off by Malibu Itachi.
"I don't think you want to know."
→ ... ←
When Malibu Sasori opened the dressing room door and got nailed by Malibu Deidara's palm, he almost broke into tears again. The emotional pain was much more excruciating then a bright red handprint imprinted on his left cheek.
Malibu Sasori was happy that Malibu Deidara didn't know about his original plans about the skirt. That would have been embarrassing, heh heh...
Malibu Itachi and Malibu Kisame were also walking on eggshells with Malibu Deidara. They stayed further away from him, afraid that he was going to get them too.
Luckily, they made the trip back to Malibu Akatsuki Headquarters safely, without anyone else getting slapped.
→ ... ←
"Order, order," Malibu Kisame demanded, trying to sound cool in front of Malibu Itachi, "Now that we have our dresses, we need to talk about food for the Malibu Akatsuki Dance."
Malibu Itachi was impressed with Malibu Kisame, but thought that he was too cool to go with someone like himself...
Poor Malibu Itachi, he must think positive.
"So... Deidara-San," Malibu Sasori started out in the voice that got him slapped, but then quickly changed it.
"-cough cough cough- Deidara-san..." Malibu Sasori thought for the proper thing to say, and came up with something lame, "Should we have chips at the Malibu Akatsuki Dance?" Sasori blinked.
'DOH! MORON! IDIOTIC THING TO SAY TO DEIDARA-SAN!' He looked flustered.
"...yes, we should have chips, un."
→ I leave you at a cliffy~ sorta. P:
→ Results
One caliginous day at M.A.H, a crucial discussion was taking place.
Malibu Kisame squeeled out in a saccharine voice, "O'MIGAWD! I LIKE TOTALLEH NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE TO THE MALIBU AKATSUKI HOMECOMING DANCE!!!11!!"
Malibu Itachi strut groovily over to Malibu Kisame.
"I'm quite the dancer Kisame-san!"
The corner of Malibu Sasori's mouth curved up slightly, whilst he jumped onto Deidara. "Hahaha. That leaves you and me Deidara-san~!"
Malibu Deidara sighed, "Yes, un, but I'm afraid you will have to do some shopping if we're going to be seen together. That dress is so last season."
Malibu Itachi frowned. "Oi! KISAME-SAN! So will you go with me?!"
"Of course, Itachi-kunz!" Malibu Kisame chirped giddily, "Oh, and let's go shopping with Malibu Sasori and Malibu Deidara! The dresses I have make me look fatlarge."
With that, the Malibu Akatsuki set off on a trip to the Malibu Barbie Mall in search of acceptable Malibu Barbie wear.
→ Onwards~! :<
Once they stepped foot into the spacious building, a squeal escaped from Malibu Itachi's mouth, and he skipped around in search of trendy stores; dragging Malibu Kisame around with him.
In a matter of moments, Itachi had his schnozzle pressed against the speckless glass window of one of the overly hyped stores.
"Oi! Kisame-san! Look at this silky looking, pink 'n' flowery dress!" Itachi vociferated, "And, OMG! KISAME-SAN! LOOK AT THIS BLUE ONE WITH THE SEQUINED BUTTERFLIES ON IT!!!"
Malibu Itachi then hauled Malibu Kisame into said store to try on the alluring Malibu Dress wear.
"Itachi-kun, may I try on that blue dress?" Malibu Kisame inquired.
→ ... ←
Some time later, Kisame stepped out of the fuzzy pink booth, which was equipped with 5 coat hooks and a full-body length mirror.
"Does it not look positively divine with my complexion?"
→ Yes, Kisame. It does. <3
As Malibu Sasori and Malibu Deidara sauntered the marble floors of their local shopping mall with Starbucks Frappachinos in their well-lotioned hands, they bumped into Malibu...
→ ... ←
"Of course, Kisame-san," Malibu Itachi applauded while Malibu Kisame gave a 360 and then bowed. "Oi, Kisame-san; does the pink dress go good with my complexion?" Malibu Itachi questioned with a nervous titter.
Malibu Kisame took a second to scrutinize the pink garment, imprinted with dainty white flowers, before answering, "O' COURSE!! But if I must say so myself, you would look dashing in red. Matches your eyes, ne Sharingan-dono? ^3^"
→ ... ←
Malibu Sasori side glanced at Malibu Deidara and sipped his Starbucks Frappachino delicately- spitting it right back out when his mind made the recognization. "YOU!" Malibu Sasori gasped looking at the drenched Malibu... Pein.
Malibu Pein stood there dumbfounded.
"Did you just stain my new black and red Gothic Lolita dress..? WITH A RASPBERRY MOCHA FRAPPACHINO?!?!?!?!"
Malibu Deidara smirked. "Don't worry, un, that dress looked revolting even before Malibu Sasori stained it."
'Oooh, burnnn.'
"Eh heh heh, it actually looks better with the coffee on it. The brown truly brings out the color of the red fringe. Y'know, the ruffles on your shoulder blades.." Malibu Sasori said 'smoothly'.
→ ... ←
"IiiEeeeee~! *girly shriek*!" Malibu Itachi rummaged the shelves high and low before finding the perfect dress. It was blood red and made out of velvety fabric; it also had the design of the Sharingan on the hem. "Kisame-san! This one?!" Malibu Itachi shrieked gleefully.
"YOSH ITACHI-KUN!" Kisame gave him an exact imitation of the Gai-Sensei-Thumbs-Up.
The two then ran to the check out counter, feeling emphatically euphoric.
→ ... ←
Malibu Pein scrutinized Malibu Sasori's expression; gaze fixated. He endeavored to figure out if he was being deceived or not. Deciding not to take chances, Pein quickly ran home to change into a fresh dress.
"Come on, un. We needn't worry ourselves with him, let's go find some dresses!" Deidara suggested.
Malibu Sasori and Malibu Deidara skipped to the nearest clothing store, arms linked.
→ There, there, Pein-chan. Just drop it off at the dry cleaners- it's all good. n_n
"I absolutely positively love shopping with you, Kisame-san! You make me feel so pretty!" Malibu Itachi exclaimed elatedly.
"Right back at you, Itachi-kun!"
Malibu Kisame and Malibu Itachi then went in search of shoes that would match their graceful dresses.
→ ... ←
Itachi giggled when he entered the Malibu Barbie Footwear store, looking for red high heels, preferably ones with rhinestones attached to the sides.
"Ooooh. Itachi likey..." he snickered, as he spotted a pair of heels, ones that fit the description he had given in his head.
Malibu Itachi then got the 'Store Servant' and demanded, "Do you have a size -murmurs-..?"
The Uchiha blinked. "NO?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!"
Malibu Itachi instantly sent the sorry middle aged man into a spinning world of crimson colored skies and yellow moons. Impaling the damned mortal with sharp objects every few seconds.
→ ... ←
Meanwhile, Malibu Deidara and Malibu Sasori selected possible outfits from the wide selection on display, before entering individual dazzling pink changing rooms; arms filled to the top with fairy princess ensembles.
Malibu Sasori even happened upon a princess crown.
"OH EM GEE SASORI-DONO; that looks amazing on you, un!"
Malibu Deidara scampered around the store, the blinking lights making the atmosphere look almost tumultuous. Of course, it didn't help that Deidara was conveniently blowing up the piles of clothes that stood in his way of trying to find another crown identical to Malibu Sasori's.
Destroyed pieces of fabric fluttered down slowly, littering the purple rugs that layered the ground.
→ Sasori would make a divine fairy. Classy and elegant. :3
"There, there, Itachi-san," Malibu Kisame patted him on the back reassuringly.
"I'm sure other stores have your size! C'mon! Let's go find one...right after I try on those blue boots!!"
Malibu Itachi slumped down on a cushy arm chair as his friend and the store servant fussed over which brand he should choose.
→ ... ←
Malibu Itachi grinned.
"Kisame-san, blue truly is your color."
"Damn straight," Malibu Kisame muttered as he modeled the boots on the shoe store's elevated platform.
After a few more poses and compliments from Itachi, he decided to purchase the shoes.
"Thank you!" Kisame chortled as he received his boots in the plastic bag the guy behind the check out gave him.
"Come now, let's go find some red heels for you, Itachi-kun!"
→ Yeah Kisame, work it! WORK IT!
Malibu Sasori smiled serenely as he made his purchase. The teenage girl behind the counter had placed his stuff neatly inside an insanely pretty pink paper bag. One with white handles, and a big bow tie!
It was goddamned awesome, seriously.
After he made sure that the jewel encrusted crown was inside the bag, Malibu Sasori skipped out the door and into the center of all the hustle and bustle that goes on in the mall; forgetting all about how he ditched Malibu Deidara, who was still blowing up cashmere sweater sets in search of a crown.
A few moments passed.
"Deidara-san? ...Deidara-saaaaan? I'm lost. ;~;"
Malibu Sasori wandered around for a few more minutes before he spotted a fuming Malibu Deidara charging straight at him.
"SASORI, UN! DO NOT LEAVE THE STORE WITHOUT ME! I WASN'T EVEN FINISHED PICKING OUT MY CROWN YET, YOU BASTURD!!!!"
A colorful stream of words followed Malibu Deidara's rant.
Sasori gaped while his mouth hung ajar.
→ ... ←
"Yay!" Malibu Itachi cheered in a gleeful, feminine voice. "This is going to be SO FUN! Picking out shoes with my BFF." He giggled as Kisame entered another Malibu shoe store with him.
'Best Fish Friend. Haha, Itachi. Haha.'
As Malibu Itachi stepped through the revolving glass door, he made sure that the store had his size before looking for suitable heels. Of course, Malibu Kisame assisted him in this difficult task.
→ ... ←
After the shock wore off, Malibu Sasori glomped onto Malibu Deidara.
"Deidara-san!You know I get lost easily!" Sasori sniffled, "Why, Deidara-san, why did you run off and leave me alone not knowing where to go? ;~;" Malibu Sasori dramatically squeezed Deidara, expertly faking some tears.
Malibu Deidara's visible eye twitched, signaling Malibu Sasori to release his hold.
"Shut up and let's go find hair accessories, un."
With that, they pranced to another Malibu Barbie store.
→ Did you know that Sasori is the owner of 5 Grammy awards? :0
After long hours15 minutes, Malibu Itachi succeeded in finding an even better pair of heels, with Malibu Kisame's help.
Itachi and Kisame then left the shoe store to pay a visit to Starbucks.
"I really am parched," Malibu Kisame commented, swinging his designer bag back and forth.
"If that means thirsty, then so am I!" Malibu Itachi flounced to the counter to place his order.
→ ... ←
Malibu Deidara and Malibu Sasori finished up their shopping and decided to go to Starbucks...again; since Sasori had spilled all of his on Malibu Pein.
The two friends walked together. However, when Starbucks was in sight, Malibu Sasori caught a glimpse of an adorably cute denim mini skirt in the window of a store they were passing.
Eyes shone.
→ ... ←
After Malibu Itachi and Malibu Kisame received their Frappachinos, they decided to sit down for a while- since their feet were sore from excessive shopping. But...
...then, Malibu Kisame saw a fabulous denim mini skirt, (the one Malibu Sasori saw.) His eyes gleamed with desire.
That was when all four members of the Malibu Akatsuki met up.
"Deidara-san, Sasori-san; you guys done shopping yet?" Malibu Itachi asked while eyeing Malibu Kisame, who was drooling over the skirt.
"Uhh.." Malibu Deidara glanced at Malibu Sasori, drooling over the same skirt.
"I sense there is going to be chaos..." Malibu Itachi murmured to himself, looking at the two Akatsuki members awkwardly, while still taking miniscule sips of his White Chocolate Mocha Frappachino.
"Yes, un, we're about done," Malibu Deidara responded to Itachi's question.
"But I think Sasori-dono still wants that mini."
"I want it!" Malibu Kisame bellowed to Sasori. "Besides, denim looks superb on me! Blue just isn't your color! Tell him Itachi-san!"
...
→ Well, Kisame does have a point. Sasori is more of an autumn.
A sweat drop magically appeared on the side of Malibu Itachi's head.
"Kisame-san is right, Sasori-san. Blue, not your color. Blue, Kisame-san's color," Malibu Itachi nodded curtly, and inched backwards.
But wait, MALIBU SASORI WAS GONE!!!
Crying? Sniffling? Running Away? Nawww, there's Malibu Sasori... standing in line to buy the last denim mini skirt.
"OH EM GEE!!! KISAME-SAN, HURRY BEFORE SASORI-SAN BUYS THE LAST ONE IN STOCK!!!" Malibu Itachi screamed at Kisame.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Malibu Kisame screeched as he quickly grabbed his Frappachino and poured its contents onto Malibu Sasori's well shampooed and conditioned red hair.
Complete Silence.
Malibu Sasori's eye twitched; the icy Frappachino was giving him an uncomfortable chill.
He squirmed while thinking about how arduous the work would be to wash the caramel frap out of his hair.
The hair he spent so much time on to clean, just so he could impress Malibu Deidara!
"Here you go, Sir," The cashier said awkwardly, interrupting the complete silence that had befallen the entire store.
Few seconds after that, Malibu Sasori raced out of the store, tears streaming down his flawless face. The redhead disappeared into the vast crowd of jubilant people who roamed the mall.
Awkward silence.
A few 'GASPS!' and 'OMGS!'
Then silence again...
And a sneeze.
More silence...
A hiccup.
...
Then-- 'OMG SHHH!!!'
Silence.
→ -Don't ruin the silence- ...
No sequel to this cliffy DA HUR HUR!
Well I couldn't find a way to end it, since Alla didn't finish the RP with me.
Blame her. ;D
Well I hope you enjoyed reading this, because I for one had a lot of fun writing and editing it.
MALIBU AKATSUKI 4EVA~ <333 Rate & Message!
