Hemingway\\Oh. My. Bone.\\One Shot

"Luna, Come On Time to go, Come here doggie" My owner Alana called
I looked at her and Barked "where are we going"
Obviously The People arent bilingual, it took us thirteen years to decipher their language, why can't they do the same?
So we got it the car and drove,
Oh how I love the car,
It just goes so fast,
Ahhhhhhwait we're stopping!
Nooo don't stop I was relaxing!
Hey! We're at Pete's!
I like Pete, He smells good
Almost like a dog,
I think he has one
AHA! Thats why we are here!
They want to set me up with Pete's dog!
What do I look like A Chihuahua?
Why don't you just put a funny pink thing on me and put me in your purse?
Gah, I am an English Bulldog! not a Chihuahua!
Alana Lifted me out of the car and we walked into Pete's house.
"Hey Alana, Luna" Pete said
"Hi" I barked
I went to walk around the house.
I was looking for a couch so I could continue my nap.
I like to nap, It's relaxing, and
Oh. My. Bone!
who is that.
He was gorgeous!
Okay, Luna. You can do this just walk by the couch, don't look at him-
"Who Are You?" a voice Barked
"Luna, and May I ask Who You Are?"
Oh that was good, Luna show your not interested.
"Hemingway, Why are you here? Not That Im Complaining any."
"Pfft, are you Hitting on me Hemingway?"
Ew, he's arrogant, you lost a point buddy.
"Yes, And?"
I hopped up onto the couch he was sitting on
Eh, Lets have some fun, my day has been rather dull.
I got close to him like I was going to kiss him and whispered," Good."
And then-





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I walked away.
Men, Such Humans.

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Eh. I did not like it but It was Diffrent, I wanted to try it out.
Message/or cbox me on what you thought please.
-Hannah Mae