Fluffy Blows up the World!!!!!! (A random Sesshomaru oneshot)

Fluffy blows up the world!
WARNING: this is EXTREMELY OOC and Hatsue and Natsuki were really tired when we wrote this so be warned, it may make no sense what-so-ever. It is 2 a.m and I am really tired and drunk on Dr. Pepper


Sesshomaru decided he wanted to go on a blowing up spree. He walks out into a field where he can plainly see 4 or 5 villages.
"Hmm..." Fluffy says examining the first. "I shall blow up this village and leave one girl alive to try to exact revenge." He says pointing to the first. He points to the second in the row. "I shall blow up this village, leaving one girl alive" he points to the third "Forget this village..." and he points to the last village "and I shall blow up this village, leaving one girl alive
Fluffy takes out his sword and chucks it at the first village. He just stares at it when nothing happens.
"Eh, screw this," Fluffy says pulling a stick of dynamite out of a place I don't want to know about. Sesshomaru takes out an M-16 and fires it at the fuse and causes it to ignite. He throws the dynamite and it lands only feet from him. What a sissy throw. Fluffy, now really frustrated, soccer kicks it threw the air.
It lands in the village as one 13 year old girl walks out of it. "Peeeerfect." Sesshy drawls.
KLABOOM!
The village is blown to smithereens as the girl looks at her burning village. On to the next one.
"Next..." Sesshomaru pulls a cat out of his pants and throws it at the village. Nothing happens.
Sesshy runs off to find three girls know for explosions: Hatsue Mitsuko and Natsuki.
"Now just blow that village over there up..." he says to the girls.
"but we aren't even in this anime!" Mitsuko says shocked looking at the Inuyasha world.
"I don't give a shit, blow it up or I will rape you!"
"........" the girls just stare at him then Hatsue talks, nothing good will be coming out.
"Palease, like you could."
"Ya, you only have one arm! How would you hold us down?" Natsuki says playing with the empty sleeve.
BOOOOM!!!!
"MITSUKO!!" Hatsue and Natsuki yell as the village blows up again.
PLOOP!
The girls are gone. That leaves one village to be blown up.
"I wasn't going to blow that village up..." Sesshy says the moving on to the last village and examining it. "I SHALL USE THE POWER OF THE INTERNET!!!!" he yells digging a compute out of his pants. How does he cram all that in his pants? Next he pulls out a desk from his pants. Did I say there was a lot in his pants before(boy does that sound dirty xDDDD) now he has pulled a chair out of his pants and is sitting on it.
"ooh! I have 7 new privet messages! From Hatsue... 'tell Koga he is hawt' from Natsuki: 'bring a backpack, not pants... boy did that sound dirty" and from Mitsuko: 'I blowd it up! =D' ..."
Kagome pops out of the computer "I LOVE YOU!" and then kisses my Fluffy on the lips.
"I WILL KILL YOU SESSHOMARU!" Inuyasha yells
"Foolish little brother, you are not strong enough, you lack hate"
"THAT IS FROM NARUTO YOU BASTARD!!" Kagome has vanished back into the computer.
BOOM-SHAKKA-LAKKA!
The last village has blown its selves to pieces with another girl standing outside of it.
"BANANA PHONE, RING, RING, RING!" Sesshomaru sings pulling a half eaten banana out of his pants(that sounds dirty too xD)
Dancing dr. pepper cans parade across the fields. Time to lay off the drugs Sesshy.
Cats do a tap dance meowing the meow mix theme song that we all have stuck in our heads now thanks to yours truly.
"Eh, I will just take the girls I spared back for Rin to eat." (the author would like to say she farted just now and the other author, Natsuki is dieing while the author Hatsue laughs her head off.)
Fluffy goes and collects the three girls back to where Rin was waiting.
"LORD SESSHOMARU!" Rin yells running up to Fluffy. \
All of a sudden Hatsue and Mitsuki popped up from behind fluffy and starts prodding Sesshomaru in the back of his neck then vanish laughing.
"I brought you lunch!" he says and throw the 3 girls forward.
"OH MY GOD, THANK YOU LORD SESSHOMARU!" Rin yells and starts chewing on ones arm.
"Oh... my... god... Becky, look at her butt!" Jokkin says. Sesshomaru suddenly has sun glasses on, a pimp hat, and about 50 gold chains around his neck.
"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE!!" he says bobbing his head up and down as Rin sprinkles cheese one the humans.
"On top of my humans, all covered in cheese, I lost my poor meatball when Jokkin had sneezed" Rin sings merrily.
"Come on Rin, Jokkin, we are moving to Neptune so I can blow up the Earth."
~One move later~
funeral music plays as the Earth smothers into little ashes.
"Well, that should keep some of those fanfic writers busy with how I killed a girls village..." Fluffy says looking at Saturn with the intention of blowing it up.



No, the authors are not on drugs. And Akahito, Bunra, and Sumi, you can not be in our peace pipe circle.
I think the preverbal shit has hit the fan.
i warned you and you still read it, anyways,
The author Hatsue is too hungry to threaten you so settle with this "DON'T MAKE ME THREATEN YOU!"

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