(Shikamaru and Sasuke standing around the training grounds tired from training and are completely bored. They are silent and content, thinking of what they could do on this Friday night. Shikamaru takes a few breaths, when an idea comes to his mind.)
Shikamaru: Sasuke?
Sasuke: Yeah?
Shikamaru: You know that girl, Temari?
Sasuke: yeah?
Shikamaru: Ever really wonder, if she wears a thong of a bikini?
Sasuke: o_O Uh, no, not really
Shikamaru: Well I was thinking that, maybe, we could, um
Sasuke: (smirking) Shikamaru...you want to raid her panties?
Shikamaru: Well, I didn't want to do it alone
Sasuke: And you expect me to come along?
Shikamaru: Um...
Sasuke: Hey, I'll come with you. Besides, I want to know a few things about Akumi myself, if you know what I mean.
Shikamaru: ^O^ Friday Night Panty Raid!
Middle of Night
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Shikamaru: (Whispering) JACKPOT!
(Shikamaru and Sasuke find a drawer piled high with underwear. It was a mess of colors. The occasional bra and sock; It was a perverts dream come true!)
Shikamaru: (Holding up a small black thong) It's true, she wears a THONG!
Sasuke: Ok, you enjoy her underwear. Im going to go to Akumis room and see what she has in there.
*wink wink*
Shikamaru: Bikinis or thongs?
Sasuke: Thongs or...you know.
Shikamaru: OH YEAH!
(Sasuke exits the room and into the hallway. His foot-steps were silent and swift, and soon he was gone. Shikamaru sat there drooling with many visual images coming to mind.)
Shikamaru: This is almost like a slingshot. BOING!
Gaara: More of like floss thread.
R=R (Rest in Results)
(Shikamaru quickly turns around, and then screams like a little girl who just saw a spider. Sasuke rushes in.)
Sasuke: Shikamaru, this isn't Temari and Akumi's house. Its Kankuro's and Gaara's!
Shikamaru: (pointing at Gaara) You think!?
(Sasuke tries to back him up, but Gaara glared at him. So instead of helping Shikamaru, he jumps out the window.)
Sasuke: (Yelling at Gaara) NICE PANTIES!
Note: Gaara wears boxers, not thongs. This was just a funny, stupid story. ^_^
Shikamaru's Panty Raid(One-Shot)
This was just a funny little story that my friend Rachel made up last year during school. Since she is to lazy to post this up I am.Did you like this story? Make one of your own!
