Naruto MSN [Part 26]

(UchihaAvenger Has Signed In)

(IDon'tLoveMe Has Signed In)

(MarionetteLove Has Signed In)

UchihaAvenger: Hello, Gaara. New Screen Name, I See.

IDon'tLoveMe: Shut up Uchiha.

MarionetteLove: It's emo season again...

IDon'tLoveMe: Shut up Kankuro.

UchihaAvenger: Of course. -.-U

IDon'tLoveMe: I SAID SHUT UP!

UchihaAvenger: Now, Gaara, That's No Way To Talk To Your Commanding Officer.

IDon'tLoveMe: Just because I work for you doesn't make you my commanding officer!

MarionetteLove: It makes him your boss. And you his bitch.

UchihaAvenger: Right On.

IDon'tLoveMe: Grah! How did you ever get me into this anyway?! I mean me, Gaara, BABYSITTING?!

MarionetteLove: Lol.

UchihaAvenger: It's Quite Simple. My Old Nanny Got Lost Last Time She Babysat, And Wound Up Falling Into The Hidden Snake Pit And Dying. So I Hired You. The End.

IDon'tLoveMe: But why did you hire me?! What's wrong with that Hyuuga kid or Naruto?!

UchihaAvenger: "That Hyuuga Kid" Happens To Be A Priest. And Naruto Works All Day. I Would Stay Home Myself If I Gave A Flying Damn About The Wellbeing Of My Kid.

MarionetteLove: Well theres your answer Gaara.

IDon'tLoveMe: >.< MarionetteLove: Speaking of which hows the baby Gaara?

UchihaAvenger: The Baby's Name Is Baby Toucan Gary, Not Baby Gaara!

IDon'tLoveMe: I don't know. I haven't seen her in a while.

MarionetteLove: O.O WTF?

UchihaAvenger: Gaara... She Is A He. >.< IDon'tLoveMe: No she isn't.

UchihaAvenger: Yes, He Is.

IDon'tLoveMe: No she isn't.

UchihaAvenger: Yes, He Is, Gaara. He Has A Penis.

IDon'tLoveMe: A what?

MarionetteLove: O.O!

UchihaAvenger: Oh, Don't Tell Me You Don't Know What A Penis Is, Gaara!

IDon'tLoveMe: What's a penis?

MarionetteLove: Gaara YOU have a penis. I have a penis. Sasuke.. I'm not sure about.

UchihaAvenger: Da FUCK? Sasuke Has A Penis! Sasuke Has A Penis, Too! I God To Swear!

IDon'tLoveMe: I don't have a penis. What is it?

MarionetteLove: It's that wiener-like thing with the two little golf balls attached to it that lives in your crotch and feeds off your blood.

IDon'tLoveMe: You mean like a leech?

MarionetteLove: Uh.. not exactly.

UchihaAvenger: Gaara, God's Sake, Stop Jerking Us Around! You Know Damn Well What A Penis Is!

IDon'tLoveMe: A leech?

MarionetteLove: A dick, a cock, a ding-dong, a wang, a weenus, a fireman, a winky, a dinky, a meat-stick.. A PENIS!

IDon'tLoveMe: OH! That thing! Yeah I don't have one of those.

UchihaAvenger: Yes, You Do.

IDon'tLoveMe: No I don't. Really. It got stoled afew years ago.

UchihaAvenger: WTF?

MarionetteLove: Oh, that's right... now I remember.

UchihaAvenger: *Sigh*... Anyway, My Kid Is A Boy, Because He Has A Penis.

IDon'tLoveMe: Correction; used to.

MarionetteLove: O.o?

UchihaAvenger: "Used To"? Gaara, Explain!

IDon'tLoveMe: Well see I was changing her diaper, when I noticed this HUGE leech stuck to her crotch! So I sprayed it down with salt and chopped it off!

MarionetteLove: YOU CUT OFF SASUKE'S BABY'S PENIS?!

UchihaAvenger: YOU WASTED MY SALT?! I SPENT THREE FRIGGIN' DOLLARS ON THAT! SALT DOESN'T COME CHEAP, YOU KNOW!

MarionetteLove: o.O?

IDon'tLoveMe: Well sorry.

UchihaAvenger: YOU THINK SORRY IS GOING TO GET MY KID'S MANHOOD BACK?!

IDon'tLoveMe: Geez if you're that upset I'll just go dig it out of the garbage for you and glue it back on.

UchihaAvenger: ARE YOU INSANE?

IDon'tLoveMe: Fine I'll use scotch tape... God!

UchihaAvenger: >.< I Will Kill You...

MarionetteLove: Yanno I think i'll do Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet with my marionettes. Wouldn't that be cool?

IDon'tLoveMe: Oh yes that would be SO cool!

UchihaAvenger: Don't Try To Change The Subject, Gaara. Where Is My Baby Now?

IDon'tLoveMe: I told you I don't know.

UchihaAvenger: How Could You Not Know?

IDon'tLoveMe: I don't know. I put her down a while ago and forgot where I left her.

MarionetteLove: Karasu doesn't look nice in tights.

UchihaAvenger: Think About It, Gaara. Where Was The Last Place You Saw Her-- HIM!

IDon'tLoveMe: Last I saw HIM they were in Los Angeles for a concert. Man, it was awesome. I got Ville Valo's autograph on my chest!

UchihaAvenger: Not That HIM, Gaara! I'm Talking About My Baby! It's A Boy, Remember?

IDon'tLoveMe: Oh yeah. Well last I saw him he was in the dishwasher.

UchihaAvenger: In The... DISHWASHER?! What Was He Doing In THERE?!

IDon'tLoveMe: Getting cleaned up. He fired out a green-apple splatter and it got all over his back, so I stuck him in the dishwasher for a quick rinse.

UchihaAvenger: ARE YOU CRAZY?! GET HIM OUT OF THERE!

IDon'tLoveMe: But the wash isn't over yet.

UchihaAvenger: I DON'T CARE! GET HIM OUT! NOW!

IDon'tLoveMe: Yeah yeah yeah...

...

MarionetteLove: What do you do if your puppet tries to strangle itself with its strings?

UchihaAvenger: Picket.

MarionetteLove: For what?

UchihaAvenger: I Don't Care, Just Leave Me Alone!

MarionetteLove: Geez, someone's got sand in their vagina.

UchihaAvenger: I HAVE A PENIS I TELL YOU! THERE'S A PENIS IN THERE! PENISPENISPENISPENIS!

MarionetteLove: XD you sound like Sai!

UchihaAvenger: >.< IDon'tLoveMe: Back.

UchihaAvenger: Well, Did You Get Him Out?

IDon'tLoveMe: Get who out?

UchihaAvenger: My Son.

IDon'tLoveMe: What son?

UchihaAvenger: THE SON YOU DE-MANHOODIZED, STUCK IN THE DISHWASHER AND THEN LOST!

IDon'tLoveMe: Oh yeah, him! He wasn't in there.

UchihaAvenger: WHAT?

MarionetteLove: Hey the Wilsons are having a pig roast! AWESOME!

IDon'tLoveMe: He wasn't in there.

UchihaAvenger: WELL, WHERE IS HE THEN!?

IDon'tLoveMe: I told you I don't know! I lost him!

MarionetteLove: Oh. It's not a pig roast. They're cremating a dwarf.

UchihaAvenger: Well, He Wouldn't BE Lost If You'd Done Your Job Right!

IDon'tLoveMe: And i wouldn't have had to do my job right if you hadn't hired me!

UchihaAvenger: Well, I Wouldn't Have Had To Hire You If My Damned Nanny Hadn't Fallen Into The Hidden Snake Pit!

IDon'tLoveMe: Well your damned nanny wouldn't have fallen into the hidden snake pit if you didn't have a hidden snake pit!

UchihaAvenger: Well, My Damned Nanny Wouldn't Have Fallen Into The Hidden Snake Pit If I Hadn't Gotten The Idea From Iruka-Sensei!

IDon'tLoveMe: DAMN YOU, IRUKA! WHY DOES EVERYTHING END UP BEING YOUR FAULT?!

UchihaAvenger: It's Not Iruka's Fault, It's YOURS! You Lost My Baby!

MarionetteLove: Good God now they're eating the dwarf!

IDon'tLoveMe: Because YOU hired me!

UchihaAvenger: >.< IDon'tLoveMe: >.< MarionetteLove: Did you ever wonder about how dwarves were made?

MarionetteLove: Seriously. Not human, not animal, not reptile... what are they?

UchihaAvenger: Gaara, We Have To Think About This Logically.

IDon'tLoveMe: Right.

UchihaAvenger: Whenever I Lose Something, I Always Find It In The Last Place I'd Look.

IDon'tLoveMe: Right.

UchihaAvenger: So, Where's The Last Place You'd Look?

IDon'tLoveMe: Orochimaru's basement.

UchihaAvenger: ? Well, Get Going!

IDon'tLoveMe: RIGHT!

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MarionetteLove: Dear God now they're eating a midget! Our neighbors are cannibals!

UchihaAvenger: >.< ...

IDon'tLoveMe: Back!

UchihaAvenger: Well?

IDon'tLoveMe: He wasn't there. But I found some lovely lingerie!

UchihaAvenger: GOD DAMNIT GAARA! THAT IS THE LAST STRAW!

IDon'tLoveMe: I didn't take the straw! I only took the lingerie!

UchihaAvenger: I COULD UNDERSTAND AT FIRST, BUT THIS IS WAY OVER THE EDGE!

IDon'tLoveMe: I'm sorry Sasuke! Was this your lingerie?

UchihaAvenger: YOU, SABAKU NO GAARA, ARE THE MOST DESPICABLE, MOST IMBECILIC PERSON TO EVER WALK THE EARTH!

IDon'tLoveMe: I'll give it back..

UchihaAvenger: GAARA, YOU'RE FIRED!

IDon'tLoveMe: Fired?!

UchihaAvenger: YES! FIRED! AND, IF YOU'RE NOT OUT OF MY HOUSE AND HALFWAY TO CHINA IN FIVE MINUTES, I'LL ANNIHILATE YOU!

IDon'tLoveMe: O.O

UchihaAvenger: Better Start Running, Gaara...

(UchihaAvenger Has Signed Off)

IDon'tLoveMe: Sheesh, all this just because I stole his lingerie? what a spaz!

IDon'tLoveMe: Oh hey, there's the baby! What do you know, it was in the closet all along!

(IDon'tLoveMe Has Signed Off)

MarionetteLove: Would I be considered a cannibal if I had just a little bite?

MarionetteLove: Gaara? Sasuke?

MarionetteLove: Eh. What they don't know won't hurt them.

(MarionetteLove Has Signed Off)
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