Born for This 6 (A Bleach\Naruto Crossover)

You got up and went out to get some breakfast wit Temari~~~<3 [Your friend but not best friend] You blabbed about stuff...Gaara...Naruto...school...Sasuke and Strawberry boi... you also got into a discussion about this new karate place, you both thought about joining. Also, you both got extremo stomache aches from the eggs.
"We.... shuld sue.. them..." "...Seriously..OW!" *Darn farm eggs. -_-* You both dragged along until you got tot he karate joint. "I wonder how many hotties come here?" Temari thought aloud. "Like I know." You both walked in slowly, trying not tokneel over form stomache pain. "Oi!" You rang at the guy behind the counter. "Hello Ladies! How may I help you?" *What the waffle?!* "Yeah, what about a start up?" "For Tae Kwon Do it is sixty dollars a month, for hipkido it is eighty. We also provide kund fuu and Bruce Lee's special form of Ju-" "yeah yeah, tae Knon Do, both of us." You said sighing. He was all chiper about it, clued you in, got your uniforms and belts, (white o' corse!) and made your cards. As you left, you and Temari took off running down the street in your new unifroms towards the grocers. You both ran in frantically, aside eacvh other, and made an identical turn onto asile 8. "ARRRRRGHH!" You both made a skreaching stop and you both snatche dup several boxes of pain killers and maxi pads. O.o
But all's well that ends well!
SOON,
You were lounging in Temari's dorm, who luckily gets her own! Lucky. You sat on the couch with a orange soda. You sighed . "I need a boyfriend. And a life." A crash was heard and temari flew across the room yelling 'hya!' You spewed your drink all over yourself as you flung out of the way. "GAWD! Temari, what are you doing?!" "Like hell if I know." You slurped. "Ah."
SCHOOL IS BACK IN SESION
The day was boring until you were walking down the hall and saw a SEX GOD. Yum.
(Fan: the SEX GOD is mine! Haha!)
You talke don and off with Naruto, Gaara, Shikamaru, Kankuro, Temari and Hinata all day. Even Lee and Keigo. [Psssh]
You were in free period, when Ichigo came up. (Fan: Ichigo is not the Sex God) "Hey...er..y'know..sorry about...Saturday..er whatever...don't die. Live..er.." He scratched his head stuidly. "It's okay." You said simply. He mumbled. "Really." You repeated. Class started as Kakashi walked in. You fell asleep halfway through the first second.
Someone was shaking you. You looke dup. Sensei. o.O "Hi Kakashi!" You said slipery. "Hisana, is something...wrong.. with you?" You blinked. "Er.." "Your usually restless, and unable to do anything but pay attention. Your kind of pale." "I...well....not really. It's complicated." You talked and explained to your Sensei your INTENSE situation and he completely understood. (Yeah right.) "That's quite a story... right now I sugest you get some rest..if it gets worse.. er... we'll take care of it then." "Yay Scarecrow~~~<3" You hugged him and left school. You eyed the Sex God as he left. Droooool.
(Fan: You all, or most of you are going to flip when you find out who the SG is! I AM SERIOUS, some of you will laugh so hard.Alot of people dont like him but I mucho LOVE him! I might've just given it away now. Crap.)
You ran by Temaris dorm as you got you TDO uniform (fan: as I call 'em!) You both started walking to the DoJo when you saw a whitish-blackish flash and you suddenly felt cold and violated You looked to your left and saw a a dude in black crossing the street. A car ran right through him but nothing hapened. O.o
You almost fell over but Temari dragged you along.
Tae Kwon Do was an extreame talent of yours! You were practically a pro, at being a white belt at least. The instructor got confused seeing as you did all kinds of things white belfs don't do. But, he should thank Itachi, he IS the one who taught you. Temari was good too, but not as nearly as great as you. But you both got hit on by alot of the teenage guys your age. You got hit on by three more than Temari. You rubbed it in her face all the way home [the dorm] Then you saw the guy in black again. He was looking at...a monster. You stopped. The monster turn and seemed to eye you. It was hideous! HE started at you. The guy charged at it. You stepped back. "Sana?" Rang Temaris voice. "Run." You said taking another step back. She turned and looked at you akwardly. Her back facing Mr.Ugly. Mr. Ugly seemed to understand and changed from you to Temari. "I SAID RUN!" You pushed her out of the way as the monster slashed its hands at Temari, it collided with you and sent you flying. You stood up, blood seeping from a large gash in your back and side. You stepped forward. You glared at the thing, and at that moment, something overtook you...you closed you eyes and started to yell, and found yourself running! When you opened your eyes everything seemed to have changed. The atmosphere...the colors.. time.. you were faster..and.. the guy in black had stopped and looked around like...o.O You gulped.*What do I do?* You continued to run at the thing with great speed. *Poke it in the eye?!* You had absolutely no idea what to do. You jumped iup tremendously thing and did a spin kick on it's head and the monster broke in half! Now you too were o.O
That's when you relieze that the guy was none other than Ichigo Kurosaki!

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