♥My Modern Day Halloween♥An Itachi One-Shot♥KamixIta♥

♥Info.♥
My name is Kamisha Epps. My friends are Aryn and Kumiko. Me and Aryn have recently moved to Japan(from the US), by ourselves! We're both of the age of 18. We have been friends since Pre-K! We met Kumiko when we landed here! Now we know everyone in the small town of Konoha. And it's only our 6th mth. here!
My fav. colors consist of:
Black, Red, Purple, Blue, Yellow, and Rainbow Green(all shades of green). I like to listen to... well many types of music! It has to be really good! For example:
Hip Hop - Crank Dat Soulja Boy

Rock - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs

Pop - Bad Boy

etc, etc...
This is what I look like(on the right):
Aryn:
Kumiko:
I have a tiny crush on an Uchiha boy... man... No, not Sasuke, ah, but Itachi. Ever since we moved here I've had a crush on him! Half the village knows this! Even Itachi himself(whoopsies)! I was so embarrassed when I found out HE found out. I turned so many shades of red... Of course Aryn has had her eye on some "man candy". Which is the other Uchiha. Yes, Sasuke. So far she's jumped all dem fangirls who HAD a crush on him... they don't like him anymore(they're afraid they might get jumped again)! My birthday is coming up. It's on All Hallow's Eve(Halloween). Yes, I am a Halloween baby! My friend, Aryn, is so into this whole Halloween thing. She loves it. She loves to dress-up and get candy, still! I wonder about her sometimes... My hobbies include the following: reading, singing, HTMLing, web surfing, typing, sleeping, and dnacing to my jams! My friend, Aryn, is SO sweet! For my early B-Day present, she sand my fav. songs, played them on the keyboard(electronic piano, kinda), and gave me $250! I thanked her so much, and welled up at what she gave me. She is so giving and nice! And I know for fact, she thinks of me the same way! She's been thorugh some hard-ships in the past, but with my help, she got through it(especially with incidents that involved her brother Derik in it). Onto ze story(sry if I forgot anything at all)!
♥Le Story♥
I was listenin' to my iPod on the walk to Aryn's house, when i saw Itachi... I ran up to him and said hi... For the first time in history, he said hi back! I was shocked! He finally acknowledged me...
Aryn: Wazzup!
I freaked out! When did she get there?
Me: Hey there... How long have you been here?
Aryn: Long enough to knwo that Itachi is starting to like you!
Me: No way... Not me at least!
Aryn: teh... *rolls eyes* Whateve! I know he's into you, because he finally acknowledged you!
Me: *blush* No, no way! No way in-
I froze... There I saw Itachi in the Yamanaka Flower Shop... buying flowers? So unlike him... Who is it for? I wonder...
Me: 'No way! Nuh-uh!' ~Inner Me~ 'CHYAA!!!! HE LOVES ME!!!! NO ONE ELSE!!! BEAT THAT FANGIRLS!!!! BOOYA!!!!' Wow... you're yuckin' this up! 'GAH!!!! Conscience thingy!' You're smarter than you look... and the others... -_-'
Aryn: Nani?
Me: Whatty?
Aryn: You know I know Japanese!
Me: But... if I know you know Japanese, then how come I didn't know you knew Japanese or any language, before.
Aryn: @_@ Nani?
Me: Nanny?
Aryn: It means what! And it's pronounced nah-nee!
Me: oh... I'm stupid!
Aryn: No, you're not!
Then some girl walked up to us.
Girl: Hi, I'm Tiera! I come from America!
Me: We do to... Though she... *gestures to Aryn* knows Japanese!
Tiera: That's awesome! Who are you two!
Aryn: I'm Aryn! At your service! But call me Nikki!
Tiera: Why?
This is Tiera, BTW:
Me: No one knows! By the way, I'm Kamisha... Kamisha Epps!
Tiera: Hi Aryn, Kamisha.
Aryn: *_*
Tiera: What's with her?
Me: Trust me... it's nothing if you know her...
Sasuke: Hey Aryn...
Aryn: *_* Hi Sasuke...
Tiera: Oh... *blush*
Me: You think he's cute?
Tiera: No... it's him... with the red hair...
Me: Oh! You mean Gaara!
Tiera: Shut up! *blush* o///o
Me: *smiles*
Ita: Hey Kamisha... *blush*
Me: O///O 'Eep! He's talking to me again! I can feel my face heating up!' You're not the only one! 'What do you mean by that?' You, Aryn, Tiera, Sasuke, and... Drumroll plz! Itachi! Are red in the face! It's a red-faced fest! Buh-bye! 'ZOMG!!!! Itachi likes me?' ~Inner Me~ 'CHYAA!!!! I WAS RIGHT!!!! BOOYA!!!!'
Ita: *blush* I was wondering if, well-
I stopped him in mid-sentence, knowing exactly what he was going to say.
Me: Of course Itachi...
Ita: Thanx! Tell Sakura to pick me up at 8 pm... Bye!
I felt so heart-broken at that time... Sakura? WHY THAT FLAT-CHESTED, PINK-HAIRED, BILLBOARD BROWED BTICH?!?!?!? WHY HER?!?!?!?! Aryn looked at me with intense sorrow and same with Tiera...
Aryn: Kami-chan, I'm so-
Me: Forget about it... It's not worth it anymore... He obviously likes Sakura not me...
With that I walk off thinking that nothing can be more miserable than this...
Me: 'Might as well tell Sakura...'
I goto Sakura's house and ask for Sakura, in 3 minutes she finally comes down stairs! Jeez! What takes her so long? Did she think it was Naruto or Sasuke or someone special?
Sakura: Hi Kamisha!
Me: Hey... um... Itachi said he'll pick you up at 8 pm sharp, so be ready! Bye...
Sakura: ^^ Bye...
~Aryn's POV~
I was so sad for Kami-chan! I didn't know what to do! All I COULD do was say sorry...
Me: Kami-chan, I'm so-
Kami: Forget about it... It's not worth it anymore... He obviously likes Sakura not me...
With that she walks off... I stare at her with sympathy, my eyes filled with anguish and sorrow.
Sasu: *death glare at Itachi* grrrr.... I'm gunna talk to him and-
Me: *grabs his shoulder* No... we can't do anything about it... He likes Sakura, not Kami-chan...
Sasu: we can at least try!
Tiera: what good would that do?
Me: Yeah... wait! He only knows she LIKES him, not LOVES him... If we tell him that-
Sasu: He may go out with Kami-sama!
Me: ?_? Since when did you call Kami-chan, Kami-sama?
Sasu: Since I started liking you... *blush* o\\\o
Me: o-oh... o///o *blush* When was that?
Sasu: About 2 weeks ago! *blush*
Tiera: Akward! *leaves*
Me: DON'T LEAVE ME IN THIS AKWARD SITUATION(sp?)!!!!!
Too late...
Me: *mutters* What kind of friend is she?
Sasu: A friend that cares?
Me: @_@ huh?
Sasu: Maybe she wants you to get a BF!
Me: o///o ... oh... *blushes majorly*
I leave the akward sitch and go over to Kami-chan's house. As soon as I get there I ring the door bell.
Kami: come in...
She said so faintly I thought she was ill.
Me: 'Man... I feel so bad for Kami-chan! Itachi really broke her heart... Poor Kami-chan.' ~Inner Me~ 'CHYAA!!!! ITACHI IS SO DEAD!!!!!! CHA!!!' You said it girlfriend! 'Conscience-thingy say what?' Wow! You're smart too! 'Uh... thanx, but this is the 21st century! It's 2007! Everyone knows what you thingy's are!' Oh... Aw man! 'Oh wow...'
I walk in and see her eating... ICE CREAM?!?!?! Isn't she lactose intolerant?
Me: Uh... Kami-chan?
Kami: *faintly* Yeah?
Me: Aren't you lactose intolerant?
Kami: yer right...
She blow up like a balloon!
Me: O_O woah!
Uh-oh...
Me: KAMI-CHAN GO BOOM!!!
Sure enough she starts spewin' puss evrywhere!
Me: >.< GROSS!!!!
Kami: Sry...
I leave immediately. I ran so fast I bump into someone.
Me: *gasp* Itachi?
???: No! I'm NARUTO!!! BELIEVE IT!!!!
Me: Yep... Your Naruto!
Naru: Of course! I'm Itachi for Halloween!
Me: Itachi in a weasel outfit(LOL)? Wait... Halloween's in 2 days!
Naru: I no! And yes! Itachi in a weasel outfit...
Me: -_-' The same old village idiot!
The real Itachi is next to me NOW !!!!
Me: O_O GAH!!!! You scared me!
Itachi: Sry...
Me: Your... a weasel for Halloween?
That was so LMAO(laugh my ass off)!!!! No, it was ROFL(rolling on floor laughing)! I was laughing so hard! I even put my iPod on those speaker things and played Weasel Stomping Day(Itachi Dokore Mugomo, I think is what it's called in Japanese). Itachi means Weasel!
Weasel Stomping Day

Itachi looked scared outta his mind, and Naruto... just grinned like the idiot he is!
Me: Why'd you choose Sakura? *shows pic. I drew* Instead of Kami-chan? *shows other pic. I drew*
ItaSaku:
ItaKami(sry, I did it on paint):
Itachi: I thought she started liking Naruto... So I made her jealous...
Me: *scoff* IDIOT!!!! She's always LOVED , not liked, LOVED , you!
~Itachi's POV~
Aw man! Now I feel horrible!
Me: 'What can I do to make up... DOI!!!' There's the bright idea 'Go away and leave me alone!' What does she like most?
Aryn: Er... How should I know?
Me: Your her friend aren't you?
Aryn: ... Oh yeah...
Me: -_-'
Naru: X3
Aryn: She likes... *thinks* Anything sweet, not sugar-wise...
Me: Ok... thanx!
I started writing a poem... and an apology letter explaing my erational(sp?) behavior.
~Kami's POV~
I heard the doorbell ring yet again... I opened it again and saw only but a letter. It read:
Dear Kami-teme,
Sry for my erational behavior. I thought you were in love with
Naruto, but I guess not. I'm sry. Your good friends told me
that you LOVED me, not liked me. I feel the same way.
-Itachi Uchiha
P.S. I understand if you don't like me anymore...
I was so teary-eyed at it... It was so beautiful! I turned it over to see a poem:
When I looked into your eyes,
They were warm and oh so bright.
I couldn't help but face the lies,
I was dark and you were light.
I became so numb,
Cuz you started to cry.
Then I bit my thumb,
Not knowing why.
I didn't know you loved me too,
I thought it was a lie.
But now I know it's true,
Cuz I saw you cry.
When I see you cry,
It makes me sad and die.
I don't know why,
I just wanna cry.
I so wanted to cry! I actually did. It was the most thoughtful, beautiful thing anything wrote me. I cried the whole night away.
~2 Days Later~
♥Halloween♥
Aryn was with Sasuke, Tiera somehow managed a date with Gaara, and I, of course, got a date with Itachi! I was happy! We sang a lot of Halloween songs! Me, Aryn, Tiera, and Sasuke made a band! Sasuke's guitarist, Aryn's back-up singer, I'm lead singer, and Tiera is the drums. We sang Tim Burtin's "This is Halloween". We also sang Double Trouble from Harry Potter. Tiera sang a solo song called, "Poison" by Groove Coverage . Aryn sang a solo called, "Fully Alive" by Flyleaf . And Sasuke sang a solo called, "Anna Molly" by Incubus . He has such a great voice. Aryn was literally drooling over his voice.
This is Halloween:

Poison:

Fully Alive:

Anna Molly:

Me and Itachi got married and moved to Boyne Falls, Michigan, USA; where we had twins. Aryn married Sasuke and moved to Paris, France; where they had twins and a child(born before the twins). While, Tiera married Gaara(Kankuro mad, Temari happy) and stayed in Konoha, where they had literal triplets! Wow!
Aryn and Sasuke(she died her hair blond and got blue contacts... looks like Naruko):
Mia & Lia(twins):
Rin(yep, all girls):
Me & Itachi(got a good suntan):
Tera:
Michael(they're pheternal twins)Right!:
Gaara & Tiera:
Rina, Christine, & Shizuna:
Temari(at wedding):
Kankuro(at wedding)He hates me, remember:
And that's my modern day Halloween! Boo!
w00t!!! GO ME!!!!