{MARYSUE} mary sue's diary THREE. director's cut {GAARA}

Welcome Notes: The second instalment that Mary-Sue mini-shot!
I'm going to Australia tomorrow so I'm rushing to post all 3 parts
of it. Hopefully, I'll make it. But all the same, do enjoy this one!
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29 March
Because of that encounter with Itachi, I lost control in today's preliminary rounds. Part of the demon goldfish's chakra got released and tiny vampire-goldfish fairies feasted on the crowd. Half died. But at least I helped lessen the amount of participants.
Later, Gaara faced off with a green weirdo and caught depression so I had to go over to his inn and give him emotional support plus some sugar. The night ended with us doing ... well, you know. Just heavenly.

31 March
I haven't been writing. I'm in the hospital, that's why. The Third Test ended and I got hurt because I lost control and over exerted the demon goldfish's chakra. Hence, I got bad water burns. At least, I made it to be a Chunin. Yes, they promoted me even though I killed half the stadium! They said it's because I displayed the qualities of a good Kage. Yeah! It's my dream to be the Emokage one day. I feel proud.
But oddly, something strange has been going on. I feel like someone's watching me. Konoha's hospital sure is scary...

1 April
The feeling is back. And there's a voice. It says that it wants my body. I'm scared...

2 April
I AM PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Right after writing last night's entry, I turned off the lights and then HE came! I used my ability of night vision and there was a pale man standing over me with snake-like eyes. I raised my hand to punch him but he broke my elbow with a touch. Still, nobody comes even though I howl. Damn soundproof windows!
I was crippled before I knew it with a paralysing powder he forced into my mouth.

Him: I am Orochimaru, young Marui Su. And I know you want to kill Itachi...
Me: So what if I want to?
Orochimaru: For one, I can grant you the power...
Me: I'm not interested.
Orochimaru: But I am ... in you. You have a nice body. So pretty. So full of power. I want it as my next container.

He starts to molest me all over and then, he rapes me! I fainted after that but when I woke up, I was naked on the hospital bed and my neck felt sore. There is a black seal there and I feel great evil coming from it.
Then, I took a pregnancy and I tested POSITIVE! Oh, great Buddha! I'm pregnant with an evil man's baby! What am I to do, diary??

3 April
On the way back to Emogakure, my teammates noticed the cursed seal. I told them it was just a tattoo. I'm noble so I don't want my dear friends to be dragged into my problems.

5 April
I'm writing this from inside the dungeons of the Akatsuki den. My father and this mutated shark kidnapped me!! They've killed Nuki and are going to extract the goldfish demon from me tomorrow. After that, they're going for Gaara and his Shukaku. Shit. I'm frightened but I can't afford to be at the moment. I must stay strong for I am Su!
I meditate for one long minute and consulted the demon goldfish. It says that it rather be captured than to share this body with a pregnant girl with a snake child. Of course, snakes eat goldfish ... I think.

6 April
YES! I've escaped! Using my extraordinary knowledge of the ninja arts, I meditated all night and in the morning, when I opened my eyes, I found them to have a number of concentric circles. The Rin'negan! I have successfully acquired the ultimate power of the ninja world and with it, I took on Akatsuki, one vs. five.
But halfway, the leader Pein was being a pain. His Rin'negan was more developed than mine and I soon began to loose. I needed the demon goldfish's power but it wouldn't lend it to me. Suddenly, the concentric circle pattern turned into the Sharingan!
Aha! I controlled stupid Goldy and blasted Pein with a swirly aquamarine ball of reverse osmosis water.

On that single morning of doom and misfortune, Akatsuki plunged underneath deadly waters and never resurfaced. The demon goldfish drifted down to me and we had a brief moment.
Demon goldfish: Marui Su, you sure are something. By the way you controlled me, you will one day herald the ninja world towards a great revolution. The twins that Orochimaru has fathered will be your successors, rising to greatness like you have. But sadly, upon their birth, you will die.

Then, he left to live in the Seven Seas, never to return. As I walked all the way back to Emogakure, I felt empty and cried.

7 April
I am home and a festival was held in my honour. I told Gaara I was pregnant and lied that the kids were his. He was delighted, though. After all, not many become a father at 13. So we got married then and there.
I have 9 months to live but I'm not going to whittle my time away. Instead, I shall fill this diary with memories and stories of my greatness so that I can show that I have lived a full life. Yeah, that's what I'll do!!

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And after 9 months of idiotic prattling and whimsical diary stories, Marui Su's last entry is written...

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7 January
I die tomorrow. But my twins will live. Gaara still doesn't know and he's very excited and so is Itachi. Apparently, he is alive. Just yesterday, he visited the hospital and was ... happy ... about being an 18 year old grandfather. Plus, he's reconciled with Tsunade and they now live together in a seaside manor. The goldfish demon visits them every Wednesday for tea.
Well, my life has been positively perfect and but what I'm really glad for is that I die happy ... and looking sexy. Farewell, my friends. This is my demise.





The Happy Ending is not over...
Look out for the Director's Cut.
I would feel free to say ... that I was gay
BUT I'm not gay. XD
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Second part down! Listen to Avenue Q. It pwns life.