30 mintues in heaven(Akatsuki style) Part 1

You watched your T.V screen bored out of your mind, you aimessly surf through the channels not really finding anything to watch. You finally find your favorite T.V show naruto and place the remote down beside you laying down on your couch. Suddenly the t.v switches off without a reason, you grumble in annoyance mumbling a few curse words to yourself. You slowly stand on up dragging your feet towards the t.v. It suddenly flickers back on, you raise an eyebrow "Okay..that's wierd, whats wrong with this stupid thing" you jump back in shock at what you see, you see deidara and he seems to be looking at you "LEADER!! i see her look look" Pein appears beside deidara his eyes searching you carefully, you blink. "I must be dreaming" you thought to yourself. Pein suddenly reaches out grabbing your shirt collar, you let out a horrified scream before completely blacking out.
Whispers were all you heard as you came back into conciousness, you see all the members looking down at you curiously. "AHHH WHAT THE HELL!! WHERE?..WHAT..HOW!!" deidara made his way towards you, coming inches from your face "Hi un" you were speechless was this really happening, you let out a slight chuckle "I must be dreaming, which means i can do anything in want in a dream" you reach your hand out flicking deidara's nose smiling in the process, deidara gets a flustered look on his face and backs away from you "Leader, i think the portal got to her head" you stood up a bit wobbely but gained composure "So, since eveyones here, lets play a game" tobi jumped up from where he was sitting and clapped his hands "Tobi want to play" you smiled meekly at tobi shifting your gaze at the confused members, pein suddenly speaks up his voice sending chills down your spine "What is the game called? and what are the rules?" you smirk a bit "7 mintues in heaven" (You still think your dreaming and dont lie you would want to go in the closet with itachi -_-)pein thought for a moment "Fine, we will play this...game" you nod lightly before requesting some paper and colored pencils, deidara brought you the paper as you made each member pick a color and write there name with the colored pencil you threw them in a bowl tossing them up a bit "Okay so i'm going to choose a paper and whoever i get as too go into the closet for 7 mintues with me" (I know you sound like a slut but...i know you would love to go in the closet with your favorite characters SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!)the members all looked at you strangely, itachi then spoke "What are we suppose to do in the closet for 7 mintues" you sigh "Whatever you want"
Okay choose the color

Red.
Violet.
Black.

(Red)
Hidan
I stood there watching the girl pick from the bowl, silently hoping and praying she wouldnt choose my name, she took the paper out of the bowl and her face dropped. I watched her eyes shift towards and my name echoed through my ears "Hidan". I couldnt believe it, was this punishment from my god, did i do something wrong?. I hesistanly made my way towards the closet dreading having to be stuck in a closet with someone like her, although she was beautiful this was against my religion. I heard her grumble under her breathe before the door closed and the two of us were in darkness. I sighed lightly making my way towards the other end of the closet, i can hear her breathe and the sound of her back sliding against the wall. I made myself comfortable by leaning my upper body against the feel wall and crossed my arms. "No way in fucking hell i'm touching her", i heard her sigh lightly as she spoke "So hidan, i guess you wont be doing anything seeing as this is against your religion and all" . I let out breathe of relif at what she said and relplied "I'm sorry but yes it does" i heard her let out a slight chuckle "Nothing to be sorry about hidan, i dont find all that attractive anyways so this is good for me" i couldnt beileve she just said that, i growled under my breathe not that attractive huh, this made me want to prove that looks arent everything, "I suppose we'll just talk then, So hidan would i make a good sariface to jashin?" i thought about it, the way her (Color)hair shone under the dim lit room, the way her (Color)_eye's looked at me when she read my name, the way the curves of her body looked under the blanket, the smell of her scent made me light headed she was perfect in everyway. I quickly shook my head of the thoughts and simply replied "I guess" all of a sudden i could feel her close to me, her hair smelled like jasmine on a cool night. I tried to keep calm as i could as my imgination took off. I clutched my fists which were already probably white with tension and breathed in closing my eyes. "Damnit" i whispered to myself, she heard this and that smooth angelic voice of hers rung through my ears "Are you alright?, i tried to tell myself i was alright, i did, but i felt myself leap at her and my lips pressed firmly on her sweet soft lips.I could feel her body tense up against mine and i quickly reatreated she spoke softly to me "Wow,....i guess even you can sin". I hung my head in shame and thought my god is going to kill me for this but i cant take it anymore. Once again i pressed my lips against hers, if this is how sin tastes i want more, i wrapped my arms around her waist and felt her arms wrap around my shoulders. I fely my hands go down to her thighs and i began to rub them softly as she ran her fingers through my hair, i took this opportunity(Sp) and quickly slid my toungue into her mouth exploring it carefully. She let out a soft moan, i felt myself getting turned on by this so i grabbed onto her thighs and pulled her up, she wrapped her legs around my waist.I didnt brake the kiss (People can breathe through there nose -_-)she started to grind against me and felt the tension in my pants, she was good, really good. My hands made there way to her ass as i begun to squeeze it gently, this was really beginning to get good. I broke the kiss leading a trail from her bottom lip to her neck.I tried to look for a soft spot so i sucked here and there on her neck she let out another soft moan escape her lips and i smirked, so her soft spot is just under her ear...intresting i paid special attention to that area lightly kissing and occasionaly biting it ever so softly. She gripped my shoulders tightly letting her moans tell me i was doing a good job, i wanted to go futher because this was getting to be too much for me,so i gently started to go down her legs were still wrapped around my waist. I made it too my knees placing her on her back, "Hidan" i didnt want to stop so i pressed my lips against hers so she wouldnt be able to say no, she gasped lightly feeling my cold hand up her shirt, her skin was so smooth as my hand made its way under her bra i stopped, maybe i should make it fair, so i broke the kiss and unhooked my cloak throwing it aside. I picked up her hand running it up my chest, i could feel her hand tremble a bit and i let it drop but her hand remained at the center of my chest she slid her hand back and fourth then lifted the other hand using both to explore my chest, she made her way up and wrapped her hands on the back of my neck pulling me down. I placed my lips against her's, taking my hands, i slowly lifted her shirt up our kiss broke once again as i threw her shirt aside, she lifted her upper body up so that i could get to the latch on her bra, i unhooked it throwing it on the floor.I placed my hands on her breasts massaging them gently, she let out another soft moan, i kneeled foward and began to suck and lick at her right breast while messaging her left, doing the same thing with her right.I felt her nipples go hard , i slid my hand quickly in her pants pulling them down at the process finding my way to her warmth, she shivered a bit under my touch while i began to massage her clit (He has a dirty mouth -_-) she arched her back and let out a loud moan escape her lips. I moved my finger a little faster while kissing her neck greedily,i felt her warmth get wet and quickly slid a finger in ,she whimpered a bit followed by a squeeze of my shoulders. I moved my finger in and out while she moaned in pleasure i took this opportunity and fumbled with my zipper with my other free hand, i unbottoned my pants slightly sliding them down, my member was sure responding too all of this. I licked the wetness with my finger and postioned myself i slowly entered her as she gasped and before she could scream i crashed my lips against her's and muffled it slightly. Shit they proabably heard that, i began to thrust it in and out of her, her and my breathing becoming heavy, i let out a groan feeling it throb inside of her, she responded by a muffled but loud moan.I went faster every thrust becoming more pleasurable, she scratched my back while breathing heavily letting out whimpers and her legs were shaking. I heard a loud knocking on the door and deidara yelling from the otherside "TIMES UP!! " i growled in high annoyance and she sighed. I quickly got off her zipping my pants up, i grabbed my cloak and slid it on.It was dark so i didnt see if she was dressed or not "Are you done?" she responded chuckling "Yeah i'm dressed, that was....very sinful are sure your god would be happy about this?" i sighed "No but it was worth it" i grabbed her hand as the door open, everyone including itachi which never shows any emotion at all looked at us with a shocked expression. I smirked and walked out holding hands with (Your name) her hair a bit messy...and so was mine. I sat down pulling her into my lap giving her a light kiss on the back of the neck showing everyone else that this girl was mine and not too touch or pay a heavy price.
What they think
Itachi:......*Glares at Hidan* (Hidan: *Glares at him holding you* ).... (Thinks: She'll realize what a freak he is and come looking for a real man.....just wait)..(Me: O.o..Can you spell Jealous) *Gives me a death glare* (Me:.....Ahhhh......O.O)
Pein: She'll be a distraction for hidan and this oraganization. (Thinks:.I'll send hiden and the rest on a mission leaving her with me..all by herself..That will be fun)...*Crosses arms smirking* (Me: ...*Looks at pein* Hey...got any cookies here?) ...*Glares at me* Darrius get the hell away from me. (Me: COOKIESSSSSS!!!) *Smacks me on the head* (Me: Ow)
Tobi: Tobi heard ___chan screaming, Deidara was hidan hurting her?(Me: *Stiffles laughther*)
Deidara:.Ahhh...he was just tickling her tobi..(Tobi: TOBI WANT TO BE TICKLED!!(Me: *Falls over laughing) -_-...*Hits me over the head*....i dont think you'll ever be tickled like that tobi. (Tobi: awww Why not deidara?) ..Because only girls can be tickled..(Tobi: Oh..)
Zetsu: I guess i wont be able to eat her now....-_-..great (Hidan: Touch her and you;ll be eating fucking weed killer)..I SAID I WASNT!! -_-(Thinks: I hate hidan, i hate that she looks so hot in those pj's, I HATE BEING A PLANT!!) (Me: Hey zetsu, how many times can a weed wacker wack until the weed wacker cant wack weed) -__- Darrius i'm going to enjoy EATING YOU!!! (Me: O.O *Runs away*) GET OVER HERE!!! (Me: *Runs in circles*) *Chases*
Sasori: Humph *Crosses arms* (Thinks: Damn hidan...i'll make a puppet out of her soo enough and then have her all to myself, *Rated X thoughts*) *Smirks* (Me: What you thinking? *Pokes forehead*) STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!! (Me: *Runs away*)
Kisame: ...Too shocked to say anything (Thinking: Did her and hidan just...wow...that religious freak actually got laid...WHATS THIS WORLD COMING TOO!!!)(Me: HELLOOOO!! *Pokes* Earth to FISHFACE!! *Pokes*) *Whacks me over the head* Call me fishface again and i'll rip your heart out (Me: O.O)
Kakuzu:..Hmmm...she's actully kind of..hot (Hidan: *Growls* TOUCH HER AND YOU DIE!!) O.O....okay okay chill i was just looking..*Rolls eyes* (Hidan: *GLares* I wouldnt look either) -_- Well how i'm i suppose to keep myself from NOT looking GOUGE MY EYES OUT!!!(Hidan: Maybe you should) -_-...(Me: *Takes a knife out* I cant help with that =D).....*Takes out a sword* Try it and i'll make you blind def and without a tongue (Me: *Puts knife away* heehee LOOK FLOATING MONEY!) WHERE!! *looks around* (Me: *Runs away*) -_- Why do i always fall for that?
Hidan:.*Still holding you* (Thinks: This is mine...a true beauty of jashin. Anyone touches her they will feel jashins rage) *Glares at everyone else* (Me: O.o)


(Violet)
Deidara
Violet (Deidara) I stood there watching her, excited to see what name would be drawn out of the bowl. "Deidara", i couldnt believe my luck i jumped up and smiled at her "That's me" i replied, she lightly smiled as i walked up to her grabbing her hand, this should be fun.I pulled her into the closet and the door closed, for some reason i suddenly felt nervous my heart was thumping like a drum, so loud that i thought she would hear, so i thought i'd start a conversation. "So ____ chan, What do you think of art?" damnit stupid question i mentally slapped myself. I heard her giggle a bit "I think art as many forms" i smiled at her response, beautiful as well as smart. I felt myself grab her wasit pulling her into my chest the scent of vinllla filled my nostrils as i put my nose into her (Color) hair, she wrapped her arms around my neck and snuggled into my chest. This felt right for some reason, i whispered softly to her "Your a true work of art un, dont let anyone tell you differently" i can feel her smile into my chest and reply "Thank you deidara" i wanted to kiss her to feel her warm lips against mine so i took the chance. I carefully put my finger under her chin lifting her face towards mine, i could feel her breathe against my lips as i softly placed mine against hers if only i could draw this moment. The kiss was as sweet as honey i pulled her deeper making the kiss more intense i slid my tongue into her mouth and explored every inch, she let a soft moan into my mouth and i smirked placing my hands on her hips i began to gently rub them, i stepped fourth until her back reached the wall. She broke the kiss and went for my neck i let my head fall back feel tingles going down my spine i tried to hold back a groan but she hit my soft spot so it was no use, i groaned, my hands went from her hips to her perfectly formed butt and i lifted her up her legs instantly wrapped around my waist while she was nipping and sucking at my soft spot, i groaned again feeling the tension raise up in my pants, wow..this was pure bliss. She once again kissed me and i responded by sucking on her bottom lip she ran her fingers through my hair, my hands still placed firmly on her butt, i took this time and broke the kiss placing my lips on her neck looking for her soft spot, she squeezed my shoulders and moaned HA i found it.I lightly bit the area following by a soft kiss, she let another moan out and once again ran her fingers through my hair. I couldnt help it anymore i began to grind against her she groaned and went in the same motion as me, i breathed heavily trying to contain from busting out of my pants, i layed my head against her shoulder as she slid her hands on the back of my shoulders. I went a little harder every motion every thrust of my body i wanted me inside of her, i felt her hands shift from my shoulders down to the rim of my pants, she let out a soft chuckle "I think your boy is up" i could feel my face go hot "Un...." was all i could muster, she bit the bottom of my ear and i shuddered, not another weak spot, i let out another groan and moved my hands to her thighs squeezing them gently then i moved my hands to the rim of her pants and began to pull them off, hmm this wasnt going to work if her legs are still wrapped around my wasit so i placed her down gently.I smirked and went down on my knees why not be a little creative so i used my teeth and bit the rim of her pants pulling them down to her ankles, she let out a small laugh and i once again did the same thing to her underwear. I stood up placing my hands back on her thighs her skin was so soft and smooth like silk, she placed her hands on my shoulders and whispered "I'm not too sure i want to do this" i felt my heart sink "You dont have to if you dont want too i will understand" i heard her sigh lightly "Its just that i dont want to get used and left heartbroken" i felt bad really bad for putting her in this situation "I....i'm sorry un, would it make you feel any better if i told you that... i would never do that to you and that i the first time i saw you i had butterflies in my stomache...so i wont do anything until your ready and willing" i knelt down picking up her pants "Here" i felt her grab them away from me and toss them aside, she grabbed unto my shoulders pulling me closer to her, her leg went around my waist and she grabbed my hand placing it on her butt. I felt my heart skip a beat and tension go into my pants once again...man even one touch of her skin sets me off. I whispered "Are you sure?' she sighed "You only live once" i nodded removed my hand from her butt and fumbled with my pants button un zipped my pants sliding them half way, i placed my hands on her thighs again and gently lifted her up, i heard her breathe in and i did the same, i placed my hand on her warmth and she gasped, i felt the mouth on my hand respond licking the entrance of her warmth, i was surprised she didnt freak out i then slowly slid my finger in, she moaned in response as i began to slide it in and out slowly. She gripped my shoulders as i felt it get wet i placed my finger in my mouth tasting the sweet juices. I postioned myself and entered her,i quickly crashed my lips against her's muffling the loud moan, hope that wasnt too loud. I began to thrust my member in and out and groaned feeling it respond quickly, she gripped my shoulders tighter and let out another moan escape her lips, i quickned the pace every thrust feeling better then the last i graoned once again as it throbbed. _____arched her back running her fingers through my hair, i thrust even harder her back banging against the wall she let another moan out as i started to breathe heavier. I felt her warmth walls tighten around my member i as i clucthed her thighs sweat beading down my forehead, our bodies in one motion, then it happened the knock and tobi yelling from the otherside of the door "Times up deidara sempi" i frowned in high annoyance "Damnit" i whispered, one more thrust,i moved my member into her one more time and she let out another soft moan before i gently pulled it out and placed her down. I pulled my pants back up as she put her's on. I placed a kiss on her foreahead and opened the door. I peaked out seeing everyone with glare of jealousy in their eyes. I turned to ____and smiled grabbing her hand walking out of the closet. I sat at my usual place placing _____ on my lap i wrapped my arms around her waist smelling the sweet scent of her hair, i placed my head on her back never wanting to let go.
What they think.
Itachi: Their hair is a mess, they did more then just nothing..humph..*Crosses arms* (Thinks: _____Deserves better then that..girly looking bitch) (Me: *Looks at you and deidara then at itachi* I bet you wish that was you xD) *Growls* She isnt my type...(Thinks:.I'm going to get her one way or the other) (Me: ...riiiight) Shut up darrius(Me: O.o)
Pein: *Smirks* Isnt this..something (Thinks:.Deidara seems to like her alot i dont blame him)...*Sighs* (Me: Hey leader , you shoes are untied) *Looks down* (Me: Kiddng XD)....-_-...*Takes out a kunai* i'm giving you 3 seconds to live (Me: =O ..1...2..RUN!! *Runs away*) ....*Puts kunai away* idoit...
Tobi:____chan is a good girl..=D, tobi like pretty girl (Deidara: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Takes out a bat and runs after tobi*) O.O TOBI A GOOD BOY!! *Runs away* (Deidara: GET BACK HERE!! ) (Me: *Watches them* Wow....talk about jealous.) *Gets hit* @_@
Deidara: *Still has bat out* She's...*Blush* She's....*Sighs*....(Me: ...Ummm she's hot) -_- *Lifts bat* LET ME REARRANGE YOUR FACE!!! (Me: GAH!! *Runs in circles DARRIUS A GOOD BOY!!) *Runs in circles chasing darrius* GET OVER HERE!! (Me: NOOO!!)
Zetsu: *Watches deidara and darrius* ....Hmmmm(Thinks: Deidara seems overprotective of that girl..)*looks at you and smirks* She looks tasty...*Licks lips* (Deidara: *Smacks zetsu in the head* DONT YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!) @_@
Sasori: *Looks at a knocked out zetsu* ....O.o no cooment deidara has a crazed look on his face(Thinks:Dont look at her, dont look at her, dont look at her GAH I LOOKED!!(Deidara: What are you looking at? are you looking at _____chan *Lifts bat*) NO NO i was looking at *Gets hit* @_@
Kisame: Uh....*Pulls handband over eyes* (Thinks: I rather not get hit...) (Me: Hey kisame ____is NAKED!!) *Pulls handband up* WHAT!! (Deidara: *Hits kisame in the head*) @_@

Kakuzu: .....*Looks around at the members*...(Thinks: .....I never seen deidara soo violent before but she is beautiful) *Sneaks a peak at ____ and ends up staring* (Deidara: *Growls behind kakuzu*) -_-...crap...*Gets hit* @_@ (Me: *Falls over laughing*)
Hidan: *Crosses arms* She's not that attractive (You: Flips your hair smiling at deidara) (Thinks:...*X rated thoughts* ) *Smirks*...Mmmmm (Deidara: *Glares at hidan*) O.o...*Looks away quickly*


(Black)
(Tobi)
Black (Tobi) ______put her hand into the bowl and i stood there watching her carefully. "Tobi" her face washed over in disappointment. I had to keep myself hidden, hidden from her. So i played my usual 8 years ild act. "YAY!! tobi got picked, what des tobi have to do deidara sempi?" deidara sighed rolling his eyes "Just go into the closet with _____" i tilted my head in fake confusion "And do what deidara?" deidara grumbled crossing his arms his face filled with annoyance. "Do whatever you want" i nodded and made my way towards the closet, the door closed as darkness filled the small room. I heard ____ give out a bored sigh and i started to hum a bit, her soft voice sunndely broke the silence "Tobi..shut up" i stopped instantly and grunted. "Or what?" she replied her voice filled with shock and question "Tobi??" i smiled beneath my mask , maybe i should reveal who i really was, so i felt around the closet and found the light switch. I took my mask off putting it over my head, then i switched the light on. ______ eyes went wide as her mouth was agape in awe, she quickly recovered "So thats how you look under that mask, i felt myself smirk "What did you expect, a real 8 year old?" she shook her head "No...i just didnt expect you to look...so.....nevermind" i could see her blush a bit as she quickly looked away. I made my way towards her, she watched me and backed into the wall. I knelt down inches from her face "So what?" _______blushed again and turned her gaze away from me. "Its nothing really" i chuckled a bit placing a finger at the side of her chin making her look at me, she relunctly shifted her gaze up at me. "Well _____ now you know that you shouldnt judge people by the masks they wear" she nodded looking straight into my eye ( I think he has only one eye O.o) "I guess we cant" i smiled and brought her face closer to mine, my lips touched hers as my arms went around her waist. She placed her arms around my shoulders and pulled me in deeper, our bodies touching. I quickly slid my tongue into her mouth exploring every inch of it, soon i felt my hands snake their way to her thighs. I grabbed onto them and pulled her up, she open her eyes in shock letting a little gasp out, she wrapped her legs around my waist closing her eyes shut. I smirked into her lips and lifted my hand grabbing her chin turning her face sideways. I began to bite and suck at her neck she responded by a soft moan and squeezed my shoulders. I felt myself grind against her body while still sucking lightly on her neck. I kissed it one last time before making a trail back to her lips. I instantly felt tension in my pants as i began to once again kiss her lips with passion and lust. I grinded against her harder banging her back against the wall she gripped my shoulders and moaned into my lips. I swirled my tongue around her mouth one more time sucking her bottom lip occasionly biting on it. I broke the kiss grabbing both of her hands lifting them over her head, she looked at me her face full of question. I stared into her (Color) eyes and quickly slid her pants and underwear halfway, lifiting my foot i stepped on them pushing them to the floor. Before she could protest i smashed my lips against hers in a lustful hungry kiss. I let go of her hands and just as quick grabbed her well formed butt lifting her feet off the ground, she wimpered a bit as i wrapped one arm around her waist i broke the kiss and she spoke "Tobi i dont think we should do this" i smiled and used my free hand. I touched her clit and began to play with it gently. She let out a gasp followed shortly by a moan, she flipped her head back as i shifted my finger back and fourth. I licked the juices off my finger and fumbled with my zipper pulling my pants half way down, then postioned myself, i thrusted my member into her warmth slaming my lips into hers to muffle her cry. I thrusted my member in and out of her warmth at a steady pace feeling her grip my shoulders moaning into my mouth. I broke the kiss and placed my head on her shoulder going a little harder and faster, i graoned into her shoulder every thrust becoming more intense, our breathing quickened. Suddenly i heard a knock "TIMES UP". I instantly pulled my member out and gently placed _____down, she scrambled and slid her pants on. I kissed her one last time before placing my pants back on zipping them up. I winked at her before pulling my mask over my face. The door opened and their stood deidara "Okay tobi times up". I went back into my child like state and yelled "TOBI A GOOD BOY!" i grabbed ______'s hand and pulled her with me "Tobi going to take _____for a walk" deidara gave _______ a apologetic look. I smiled in my mask while me and _____ left the members dumbstruck.
What they think
Itachi:....That..was strange (Thinks: What in the hell were they doing in there? and were is he taking her..) .....*Blinks*(Me: Maybe they were playing patty cake?) -_-..i wouldnt doubt that...
Pein: .....Looks like tobi as a playmate...(Thinks: A really good looking playmate, DAMNIT!!) -_-..(Me: Pein, When can i become a member?) When tobi learns to grow up (Me: Awwww)
Tobi:.....TOBI THINK _____A GOOD GIRL! TOBI WILL KILL ANYONE WHO TOUCH ______CHAN (Me: O.O.....)
Deidara: *Looks at tobi O.O*....(Thinks: I never heard him say kill and good in the same setence..but she is a work of art) Hn...*Smirks*(Tobi: *Growls* Tobi kill deidara *Takes out kunai*) O.O NO TOBI BAD BOY (Tobi: *Hits deidara with a frying pan*) @_@
Zetsu: ...*Looks at deidara* ....(Thinks: Tobi as really taking a liking to this girl, he's hiding something) ....Tobi...what did you and ____do in the closet? (Tobi: That for tobi to know and for zetsu to never find out, Why zetsu ask?) Because _____chan hair looks a little messy (Tobi: *Hits zetsu with the frying pan* NO LOOKING AT ______CHAN!! )@_@
Sasori: I"M NOT GETTING HIT AGAIN!! -_-.....So no comment...(Thinks: Tobi is going to be very watchful of this girl...Damnit..) ...*Sighs* (Tobi: What is sasori thinking?)Oh nothing tobi...(Tobi: Oh) (Me: He's thinking of _____chan naked) (Tobi: *Hits darrius on the head* (Me: @_@)..*Smirks* Nice one tobi.....(You: Tobi quit hitting everyone with a frying pan) (Tobi: Okay _____chan tobi will stop *Hugs you*).....*Looks at your butt* ...Nice..(Tobi: *Hits sasori with a kunai in the eye) AHHHH MY EYE!!!!! x_O
Kisame:NO COMMENT!! (Thinks:..DAMNIT!! ) -_-..(Me:.....Kisame...)What? (Me: What do you think of _____?) ummm she's a beautiful lady(Tobi: *Hits kisame on the head*) @-@ (Me: *Falls over laughing*)
Kakuzu: ....Got any money? (Me: Uhh i got 60 bucks) Can i borrow it? (Me: Why? what are you going to do for me) I'll....look at _____(Me: *Thinks* Okay) *Looks at ____* (Tobi: *Hits kakuzu over the head*) (Me: BAHAHAHAHHAHA XD)@_@ (Me: *Steals kakuzu wallet *Shifty eyes*).......
Hidan: *Rolls eyes at darrius* What an idoit...(Me: Hey hidan, LOOK ____IS NAKED!!!) -_- nice try...(Me: OMG SHE"S SACRIFICING HERSELF TO JASHIN!!) WHAT!!! *Looks and gets hit* (Me:HHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!)....@-@