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Just an average day at the way household, Gerard lounging around and Mikey just doing the same thing, exploding things in the microwave, running into walls repeatedly purposely and his all time favorite heater in the shower. Today our specimens arrived at the local Starbucks.
"GE-RA-A-R-R-D, you're being slow again" Mikey said impatiently jumping up and down at the entrance.
"Like you need any more sugar" Gerard mumbled as the doors bell jingled as they entered.
"Well, if someone moved faster and didnt act like they should be in a old people's home with really wrinkly skin and have to be sponge bathe---"
"Alright, I got it" Gerard said interrupting him.
They immediately were hit with warm coffee aromas. Suddenly they stopped dead in their tracks as all eyes were on them.
"Shit" Gerard said as the coffee shop was filled with preps galore.
"Come on, you made me wait this long" Mikey said extending his arms as far as they could go and standing on his tippy toes. Then inserting his arm into the crook of Gerard's elbow and started skipping to the counter, completely oblivious to the other customers.
"Oh well" Gerard said shrugging and joining Mikey skipping.
MEANWHILE
"You think they're gay" one whispered
"No probably slit themselves or maybe transvestites" another added
"Nah, it's both" as the small group of three burst out laughing
After Gerard and Mikey finished ordering their drinks and sweets, they sat themselves next to the same group dissecting them.
"so I was talking to Frank and he said that fishes go glub, glub but I said they go bloop, bloop and he didnt listen" as Mikey kept ranting and Gerard acted like he was actually paying attention, casually taking a sip of his drink. Little did they know the same group happened to be listening too.
"Totally gay babies" a girl wearing tight pink clothing said.
"They look familiar, don't they" one said with bleach blonde hair
"Yea, the weird emo people we always see at the mall" said a girl who resembled a life-sized Barbie doll.
"No, somewhere else" the girl responded looking deep in thought.
Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
BACK TO THOSE TWO
Gerard was just relaxing, leaning back in his chair, nodding every once in a while as Mikey continued to talk.
"so then Frank goes, apple bottom jeans, trying to be gangster, Gerard, do you have apple bottom jeans" Mikey asked as Gerard nodded his head in a daze Mikey stood up and put one hand to his cheek and the other pointing to Gerard.
"GERARD ARTHUR WAY, DID YOU JUST CONFESS THAT YOU'RE SECRETLY A POLE DANCER" Mikey exclaimed so the whole shop became really quiet.
"NO, you retard, no more sugar for you" Gerard said standing up too and grabbing Mikey by his ear.
"Sorry, you had to see that, my brother you see has some mental problems and is just visiting outside the asylum today" Gerard announced as the coffee shop became abuzz again. Gerard dragged him out the door as Mikey tried to escape his iron hold on his ear but Mikey held a strong grip on the door's handle
"NOOOOO! MR.BROWNIE I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU!" he yelled as he finally couldn't hold on any longer.
"That's it! They're from the band My Chemical Romance. I knew his name from some where" the girl said
"Still think they are gay" the "Barbie" said.
"They're brothers" she replied looking at her like she was retarded.
"Ever heard of incest, duh" Barbie said as she looked at her appearance in a spoon.
Yup, just an average day at home for Gerard and Mikey Way.
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MIKEY. You have apple bottom jeans!?WAY
haha. had this idea after i went to the mall with a bunch of friends and my friend lyss [syntheticSANITY] asked another friend who was a dude if he had apple bottom jeans who was what me and cenz call a Hot Topic Virgin. note he was jock C-BOX SEND SOME LOVE AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINKDid you like this story? Make one of your own!
