Akatsuki : The Life Of Itachi

I looked over to Hidan and glared, my Sharingan activated. Sighing, I looked to the overly religious man, "Leave. Now." he smirked at me.
"Or what?"
Oh no he didn't. I walked over to him and worsened my glare, "You'll want to be mortal just so you can kill yourself."
I got the response I wanted... he ran away. Now for some... DID HE BREAK MY DOOR?! HE IS SO DEAD! I glared at where the religious man once stood and walked to the doorway.
Glaring into the hallway, I saw Kisame pass by with a vanilla ice cream cone. What the fuck?! Where did he get that?!
"Kisame... what the hell?"
Mr. Blue looked upon me and smiled, "The freezer!" I seriously felt my face go blank. Seriously. I shook my head and walked off in search of that idiot, Hidan. Kisame blinked and just shrugged, enjoying his cone.
I sighed at my partner's idiocy and walked down the hall more, "HIDAN! GET YOUR RELIGION HAPPY ASS HERE AND FACE ME LIKE THE ASSHOLE YOU ARE!" I yelled; but he didn't come out. Dirty little, cum guzzling, gutter slut. I sighed once more.
Then I saw it; silver hair and violet eyes. VENGEANCE SHALL BE MINE!
I grabbed his hair and took his Jashin necklace, then ran. I win.
"YOU SUNOVABITCH!! GET BACK HERE YOU ASSHOLE!" I hear; damn. He's chasing me!!
I run into the first room I can see and close the door, locking it. I wonder whose room it is... wait. Is that an orange mask? No... not him.
"ITACHI-SAN! YOU CAME TO VISIT TOBI?!" I literally feel my eye twitch. I did not want to face the horror that was about to come upon me. I had to stay in here with Tobi until Hidan left...
I WILL SACRIFICE TOBI!
I smirked and grabbed onto Tobi, "Tobi. I'm pushing you out the door; then you run. It's a new game called 'Don't Get Killed By Hidan.' Okay?" Tobi nodded vigorously and readied himself, "Tobi is ready!"
I opened the door and pushed him onto Hidan, then ran. Victory.
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Next chapter; Tobi!!