The Misadventures of Saya and Yoko

This will probably turn into a series of short stories featuring my character Ryuujin Saiyame and my friend's character Chiyoko. They each have their own LONG profiles and if you want those then tell me and I'll post them.
However, as these stories are purely for fun and as the characters are not acting completely like themselves, I figure you don't need to know much about them.
All you need to know is that Saiyame is a fox demon with psychic powers, and Chiyoko is her half-sister on her father's side. Their powers are very similar, and they have lived for thousands of years. In these short stories they are pretty much sipping tea and remembering the good ol' days ^.^
Also, Saiyame is blind and Chiyoko has no eyes...but she can still see for some strange reason. o.O Amber is working on a storyline where Chiyoko gets her eyes back, because "blind" seems to be a new trend at Fantasy Realm lately. >.< Enjoy!
Oh, one more thing! The chapters are numbered randomly on purpose, and there is no continuity whatsoever. As I said a moment ago, these stories are meant to be entertaining, so the personalities of Chiyoko and Saiyame are only somewhat important ^.^ I wrote both of these stories, with permission to use Chiyoko!
Dang, every time I think I don't need to explain everything, I remember something else. Other characters who might be mentioned are as follows:
Braeden: Saiyame's future crush.
Shintaku *Also known as Shintaco!*: Chiyoko's future crush.
Koji: Saiyame's childhood friend. He's about as straight as a broken arrow.
>.< This isn't very professional is it? Oh well, the stories are funny even if you don't understand all of the inside jokes. If you spent your time actually reading this stuff I applaud you, but I figure it's pretty unnecessary.

Now enjoy! In unrelated news, my sister is having her first baby tomorrow, and I'm so excited! Ugh, I should hurry up and sleep, because I work tomorrow morning >.<
Saiyame sighed and set her cup of tea back on its saucer on the table. "Yoko-chan," she said, smiling at her sister and shivering with pleasure as a cool breeze tickled her spine.
"What?" Chiyoko asked, setting her tea down the table and skipping the saucer across the lake.
"Remember that time, so long ago...."
-FLASHBACK!-
"The Misadventures of Saya and Yoko"
Misadventure 3,215: Seeing Eye Fox
"Yoko-chan," Saiyame asked, looking at her sister uncertainly. "Are you sure this will fool people? I mean, we're in quite a crowded place, and if I switch forms then I'll be bigger than you are. Will it really be better for me to take on my fox skin than for the both of us to walk around together, obviously blind?"
"Of course it will be better," Chiyoko said, making a vain attempt to roll her eyes at Saiyame. "I saw some girl walking around, blind, with a dog to lead her, and people didn't give her funny looks. Therefore, if we mimic this human behavior then people won't look at us so strangely. It makes sense, doesn't it?"
"I don't know...there is a bit of a difference to using a dog for eyes and a six foot tall fox demon with nine tails."
"They won't know what you are! We're in Las Vegas. That dog that came by earlier? Totally pink."
"Seriously?" Saiyame asked, perking up her ears under the uncomfortable hat that was perched upon her head.
"Seriously. And something else? Most of these girls are wearing less than I am. Now, let's hurry up and have you transform! I've got a leash and collar!"
"What?" Saiyame blinked but followed Chiyoko's aura into a dark alley. "Why would you already have a leash?"
"Meh, I always figured you might turn rabid one day, and then I'd have to take you to the vet and have them put you down. Worst case scenario though, I assure you."
"What? Put me down?! And what is a vet anyway?" Saiyame cocked her head to the side and her hat fell off, but she didnt care. "Yoko-chan, what are you talking about?"
"Nothing! Nothing at all. Now," Chiyoko yanked Saiyame back by the collar of her jacket as she began backing away. "Put this on!"
"Fine, Saiyame sighed, still not convinced. "You do realize that if this fails it's a point plus two for me, right?"
"It won't fail, and then I'll be getting points," Chiyoko retorted, clapping her hands together as Saiyame shifted forms.
It only took a moment for her sister to become the golden fox demon, and the years had not dim the creature's coat in the slightest.
"Hmph," Chiyoko muttered, clasping the collar around Saiyame's neck, careful not to knock the diamond pendant already there around too much. "Your demon form really isn't that impressive."
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Ten minutes later Chiyoko was strolling down the street with a smirk on her face, and Saiyame's head was hung low, as were her tails. This is humiliating, Anko-kun.
Humiliating? Yes, but also funny as hell!
Oh shut up!
"See," Chiyoko said, reaching out a hand to pat Saiyame's head, "I told you this was a good idea. We are totally inconspicuous now!" She kept smirking as she passed more people and they all stopped to stare. A few tourists lifted the cameras from around their necks and shot some photos, but Chiyoko wasn't about to tell Saiyame that she had been wrong. Let her figure that out herself.
Anko-kun, is it really working?
Is the point of this escapade to get as many weirded out stares as possible?
No.
Then no. People are taking pictures and pointing you out all over the place.
What?!
Yeah...
Well, then, Saiyame thought, let us give them a show! Saiyame stopped for a moment and then, when Chiyoko had loosened her grip on the least just enough, she shot off like a rocket, passing casino after casino and dragging her sister along behind her. Chiyoko screamed and held on for dear life, and for once she wished she was wearing something that covered her legs past upper thigh.
"Saiyame! Stop this right now!"
As you wish. Saiyame stopped running as quickly as she had started, and Chiyoko went flying over her head as she let go of the leash.
"Ouch," Chiyoko exclaimed a moment later, getting out of the pile of trash that she had landed in. "Saiyame--"
"Oh, my gawd! That was like, so totally super special awesome!"
Chiyoko paused in her rant and looked to her side as a voice that was so high-pitched that it could not possibly belong to anyone other than an incredibly gay guy squealed excitedly.
"Who the hell are you?"
"Please, call Shequisha," the man said, giving Chiyoko a little bow that caused his long green hair to fall in his face. He was wearing hot pink eyes shadow and purple lip gloss, and the skin tight shorts he was wearing were even shorter than Chiyoko's mini skirt. "Now, as I was saying, that was absolutely fabulous! Where ever did you find such a charming, beautiful creature such as this?"
"Well-" Chiyoko began, but she was quickly cut off by another enthusiastic squeal.
"Oh it doesn't matter! Please, I would LOVE for this darling thing to come join me in a photo shoot! That would just be super special-"
"Awesome. Yeah, I gathered that from the first exclamation."
"Right," the man said, giving Chiyoko a disgusted once over and then glomping Saiyame. "You are just too cute!" he yelled, hugging her tighter and causing even more people to stop and stare. "Would you like to be in a photo shoot with me? Huh, you cute little cutsie pie?!"
Saiyame yipped agreeably, but Chiyoko yanked on her leash and pulled her back, knocking the man out with a small shock as she went.
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"I told you it was a bad idea," Saiyame said, crossing her arms and smirking smugly. "That's three points for me."
"What?!" Chiyoko shouted, eyes blazing. "No way! It's only one."
"No, it's three. One for being right, one for dragging you across half of Las Vegas, and one for getting offered a modeling job in my fox form."
But-"
"No buts! I win, and that's that. Now, I'm hungry, and I would rather be looked at funny because my companion is also blind than because I am in my other form, so let's just walk around until something smells good."
"Fine," Chiyoko grumbled, kicking at the dirt but following after Saiyame nonetheless.
"Me, 32,145, you 32,143."
"Bitch," Chiyoko muttered, glaring at Saiyame's smug face with obvious contempt.
"Indeed I am, Yoko-chan. Now, I smell tacos nearby. Would that make you feel better?"
Chiyoko perked up at the thought of tacos and picked up her pace, demanding Saiyame to lead the way. "Shintacos? Hell yes!"
"Shintacos?" Saiyame asked, quirking an eyebrow inquisitively.
"I mean-"
"32,146."
"Damn."
Another short story! I'm BORED. The 'f' bomb is dropped at the end of this story!
"I remember," Chiyoko began, "that time when I spiked your drink. Now THAT was funny."
"It was not," Saiyame replied, frowning at her sister with distaste. "I might have had a drink if only you had asked properly."
Chiyoko waved an arm in the air nonchalantly and sat back further in her chair. "I asked you like five times and you said you don't drink."
"I had a rather embarrassing experience last time someone convinced me to drink," Saiyame said, blushing at the thought. "I have not tasted rum once since then."
"Psh, rum-shmum. I slipped in some sake and then..."
-FLASHBACK!-
"Come on Saiyame, just one little drink? A little bit of sake is not going to hurt you."
"Yoko-chan, when someone says no to something, it is not up to the other person to pressure him or her into doing whatever that something might be. I do not want any sake, and I'm sure you can down that whole jug yourself."
"Aw come on, a little bit won't get you drunk. You are a demon, right? Demons can handle alcohol better than regular humans, so you'll be fine."
"Actually, that's a myth. Now please, allow me to finish my drink in peace." Saiyame turned away from Chiyoko with a sniff of indignance and took a sip of her chocolate milk, sighing as it slid smoothly down her throat.
"Whatever, it's your loss then." Chiyoko finished her drink and sat back in her chair, waiting patiently for the moment where Saiyame would leave her precious milk unattended.
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"Yoko-chan," Saiyame said, rising from her stool and looking over at her sister, who was slumped against the back of her chair haphazardly. Saiyame couldn't see it, but the alcohol had done nothing to crack Chiyoko's vacant expression. "I will be back in a moment, please watch my drink while I am gone."
"Ok," Chiyoko replied, smirking ever so slightly. "Take your time."
As soon as Saiyame was out of sight Chiyoko leapt up from her chair and beckoned to the bartender.
"Listen, kid. My sister is too uptight for her own damn good, so I want you to give me something strong to help loosen her up. She really is a fun-loving person, but she tries to act all reserved so people won't think badly of her."
The bartender nodded and grabbed a bottle of sake from behind him, but Chiyoko shook her head. "No, rum."
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"Yo-ko-chan?" Saiyame asked, standing up and blinking her eyes as people's auras began to blend together. "I feel like dancing! Come!" she demanded, pulling Chiyoko out of her seat and heading to where she assumed the dance floor was. "Let us dance until our feet are bloody and then we shall find some good-looking men and watch them dance!"
"...you're blind," Chiyoko reminded Saiyame, yanking her arm out of the demoness's grasp. Perhaps this hadn't been a good idea after all. "You wouldn't know a good-looking man if he came and asked for your hand in marriage. Besides, wouldn't you want to do something else with a man? I mean, other than "watching him dance?" Like--"
"Oh, oh, I know! We could make him bake us a cake! Or maybe just me, because with the amount of food you've been eating lately, I'm sure you could stand to lose a few pounds. Whoops!" Saiyame tripped over a stair on her way to the dance floor and giggled as she fell to the floor, pulling a random person down with her.
"ZOMG, Ryuu-chan!" Koji gushed, wiping himself off and attempting to stand back up. "Zoooooom!" he yelled in slow motion, as he made it halfway up and then promptly fell back down. "Wow, it's really hard to stand up. Perhaps we should just sit here?"
"Agreed!" Saiyame said, also failing miserably when she attempted to stand.
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"Koji, Saya? You've been sitting there for the past two hours and the club is closing now. Don't you think it's about time to leave?" Chiyoko frowned and kicked Koji, sighing when she didn't get a response. "Well, I suppose you brought this on yourselves."
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"Ryuu-chan?" Koji said, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes and studying his surroundings uncomprehendingly for a few minutes before it hit him. "Did we-?"
"K-chan?" Saiyame blinked and lifted her head from the soft pillow below her reluctantly. "Is something wrong?"
"Uh--" Koji crossed his fingers and hoped to Kami-sama that Saiyame wouldn't notice how awkward he was feeling at that exact moment. After all, they had slept side by side on numerous occassions because Saiyame knew that he preferred men and so she felt comfortable with him.
Of course, she didn't know that she was the one girl that he liked.
"Nothing's wrong, nothing at all." Koji smiled and jumped out of bed, searching frantically for his clothes and trying to shield his purple Cheshire cat boxers from Saiyame, even though he knew she couldn't see them.
"Are you sure?" she asked again, throwing the blankets off of her and jumping out of the bed as well. "You seem awfully--eh?" Saiyame looked down at herself and felt around, frowning when she realized she was not wearing the clothes she had fallen asleep in.
You know, that perverted cat demon can't stop staring at your upper half, Saiyame.
Huh? Anko-kun, what do you mean? Koji--
Is still a guy. You're wearing a tank top that shows off your torso and shorts that would make Paris Hilton blush.
Anko-kun, nothing would make Paris Hilton blush. But now that you mention it, it does feel a bit chilly in here. What are you so annoyed about anyway?
You and Koji got pretty wasted last night.
And?
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"Cue the screams of outrage," Chiyoko said, stepping away from the bedroom door as it burst open and Koji came flying out.
"You pervert!" Saiyame shrieked, shifting into her fox form and leaping on top of Koji before he had a chance to get up. He quickly followed Saiyame's lead and changed into his tiger form, shrugging her off with a loud roar.
Hey, I didn't do anything!
Liar! How dare you take advantage of a woman like that! I'll have your head! Saiyame pressed her ears flat against her head and pounced, knocking Koji back and slamming his head through the wall of the apartment where they were lodging at.
Ryuu-chan--
Don't you DARE give me that Ryuu-chan crap! You bas--
You know, Ankoku said, interrupting Saiyame before she could finish her sentence. I think he's telling the truth.
What?! Why?!
Well, your dear sister seems to be enjoying this spectacle a little too much, wouldn't you say?
Saiyame paused with her jaws hovering uncertainly above Koji's jugular, and listened closely to the laughter coming from directly behind her.
Chiyoko... Saiyame hissed, pulling away from Koji and focusing her rage on her sister. You will regret having ever been born when I'm through with you.
"Shit," Chiyoko said, backing away slowly and ceasing her laughter immediately.
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"Ugh, I still have the scars from that time," Chiyoko grumbled, glaring at Saiyame beneath her blindfold.
"You do not."
"Yeah, well...I could!"
"Uh huh, sure."
"Saiyame?"
"What?"
"Fuck you."

There are pictures of Saiyame and Chiyoko in the results.
Saiyame:

Saiyame's demon form:

Chiyoko: