Naruto fanfic: Chapter 1: My lame beginning

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"What kind of Chakra is that supposed to be?" Karashimaru stared up at the picture I was holding.
"This is the chakra of the ninetail-demon-fox. More commonly known as the sacred chakra of our hokage, Naruto Uzumaki." I said calmly. I grinned as all of the academy class gasped.
"That chakra is the coolest!" Yelled out Yamashi suddenly.
"I kno-wwww! I wish I was a jinnchuri like Hokage-sama!" yelled out someone else.
"Well your not and your never gonna be so stop dreaming-theres no point, you can ONLY be jinnchuri by birth."
"Thats not true! You still can be, only it'll cost you your life!"
I sighed as all the academy class started talking loudly. "Hello?" ...blah, blah, blah... "Uh attention?" ...blah, blah, blah... "Listen-to-ME!!!" ...,huh? oh, blah, blah... "This is sooo annoying!" I groaned they carried on chatting, "I should be at the hidden mist tackling giant re-aranged sound monsters-not HERE babysitting a group of idiots that cant keep sielent for even a milisecond;... this is sooo un-fair!"
Your probably confused over this so I'll explain. My name is Tsubaki Inuki. I'm 14 years and five months old. I don't have any parents. Apparently they dissapeared in a sinking titanic. Wow... what a way to go; I wonder if my dad met that Jack guy... I passed the chunnin exam first time through! I took it two months before my 14th birthday. I EXPECTED to be treated like a star student and become Jounin pretty quick... UNFORTUNATELY dreams dont normaly come true outside the 'Inuki daydream world' -.- shame...and guess what the grand prize for passing my chunnin exam with flying numbers?
I get to stay here and... wait for it... look after a classroom of brats while the others get to fight a group of mist monsters IN the hidden mist! Yay... what a brilliantly amazing life I have...-.-
I glanced quickly at my watch, "omfg! Chunnin meeting alert... but I cant go... yet..." I stared coldly up at the class, makeing a quick desition that the class of shinobi would be fine without me, I lowered my head and crept s l o w l y towards the door and...
"Tsubaki-niichan, what are you doing?"
I nearly screamed. No really. I could of. Of screamed I mean. Only... they were still talking.
So: I took a few deep breathes. Really deep-like. Forcing a grin, I turned round to see...
"What have you done... to your FACE?!? You look like a DEMENTED pig!"
"What do you mean?" The little girl stared up at me blankly, "I havn't... done... anything to my... face..."
"You... havn't?" I grinned weakly, I guess you dont get it, so let me explain... this girly had... pale... spots on her... and she was wearing a... with a... with thoes... eyes like... and a snout... like a... a... a... a normal person. Sorry about that. I was describing the pig she was carring.
I guess the girl was blankened by my logic as well so I explaned to her. About the pig, I mean.
"This is Ton ton!" she explained carefully, (Oink, oink-Ton ton oinked. Geddit...-no? well... nevermind -.-) "My mum gave her to me, but mum died, along with Tsunade-sama, beacause of Orichimaru. He is at... I know alot about him. Are you going to the new Hokage later?"
"Yeah, maybe..."
"Oh... I cant go alone..." she said sadly.
I smiled kindly at her.
"Whats your name then?"
She blushed, "Shiazunne,"
"Oink-oink-oink" Ton ton's oinking symphony calmed us all. I dont Think.
"Hey... I know you! Your Shizune's daughter... I think... are you?"
"Yeah... thats me..."
"Tsu-niichan! Kara-kun killed Kalasii-kun! Record! two people in our class with their names starting with K-a!"
"Thats so cruel, Masaki! Karashimaru would never kill Kalasii! Kamachii-niichan, tell Masaki off! Two isn't a record anyway! You're so stupid!"
"But its true-AND I'm not stupid!!"
"Shut up! Shut up, shuddup, shuddup, shuddup! Why do you guys take up so much time?!?" I glared at the class of shinobi really hard.
As if they were puppets, controlled by chakra threads, they all looked up at the clock on the wall-exept for me-of course.
"Look at me when I'm talking for gods sake! I'm seriosly..." I started...
Karashimaru started giggling...
"What?"
"Tsubaki-niichan is late for her meeting again!"
I started to turn my head to stare horrified at the clock... Chunnin meetings are two hours long. Starting at 2:00 once each month. Now was 2:34. Today was my last chance. Turn up on time today or dont bother being a Chunnin at all. Oh dear.
I could hear some kind of faint rustling... the academy students were whispering again...
"This is the fifth time in a row!"
"I know... do you think they'll still let her be chunnin?"
"Probably... Naruto-sama is really nice!"
"Oink!"
"I know! Probabely the nicest apart from the third-of course!"
"Uh huh!"
"Oink, oink!"
I felt a faint tug on my sleave, "Tsubaki-sa... I mean, niichan, I think we should go now; you can explain to the jounin in charge of the chunnin meeting..."
I paused thoughtfully, "hm... Shikamaru Nara...he's ok apart from being a jerk I guess... Ok! Lets go!"
"Yeah!" said Shiazunne happily, "Lets go and punch somebody's head off!"
"Ok!"
So the coragious warriors(and pig) joreneyed past passageways of unknownment, through corridoors of secerate, accross newely polished floors, leaving only muddy footprints and chased by an angry caretaker, until...
"Hey... your coming with me?" I stared blankly at Shiazunne.
"...well... your going my way! Yeah... thats it!"
"But I thought you were going to visit Naruto-niichan..."
"Huh? This isnt the right way? Oh well, too late to turn back now..."
"uh..."
"Look! Your at your meeting! Go!"
"Well... bye! Shiazunne..."
The door slammed violently in my face.
"Uh... hi people!" I grinned hopefully, turning around.
"Late again are we?" sighed Shikamaru Nara, who was sitting down on a chair.
"Yeah... sorry..."
"Well, you know the punishment, to the Hokages office after the meeting!"
"Yessir!"
I grabbed a empty seat next to one of my best friends, Konohamaru.
"Hi Tsu!" He whispered, "Hows Karashimaru?"
"Perfectly fine. Bratty, but sweet-like normal,"
"Cool!"
Shikamaru started moaning on about new missions and the responsibility of being Chunnin, at which he stared at me. I don't know why though... he just did. Everything was boring until the very end... at least...
"I know this should fall under the 'New missions' section, but I just had to save the best till last..."
He paused for a while.
"A few of you lucky-or should I say unlucky, chunnins will be going on a exeptionly dangerous mission with..."
"Woo-hoo! Dangerous is good-but EXEPTIONLY dangerous is ka-zow!"
"Yeah! Danger is my middle name!"
"heh heh... my lucky day!"
"Congratulate me my friends! For I have trained hard and have created many new tequneqes! This is in my leugue!"
"Wow... never thought they would take our missions seriously... wow..."
I shook my head smirking, "Well I've always thought Shikamaru to be stuck up and better than all goody-goody but I feel kinda sorry for him now!"
"Heh heh, Hell yeah I like seeing Shikamaru disorted, but I wanna hear what he wants to say!" grinned Konohamaru.
I nodded in agreement.
Shikamaru only finished talking when the chatting died down, "As I was saying, a few of you will be going on a mission with Naruto. I mean the sixth!"
In the corner of my eye, I saw a few girls start giggling.
"Naruuu-sama...! I'll definately get a place!"
"Me before you!"
"I'll get a mission with Naru-sama-Hell I will!"
I shook my head seceritively. I never thought the new Hokage was such a great guy. I had never seen him before but I knew that he's just a 'kid' as well. Only just a few years older than me! I heard that he was only eighteen years old! I don't normaly support old cronies, but I would have wanted someone with more experience.
"Whats up?" Konohamaru stared at me.
"Huh? What?"
"You're so quiet, is something up?"
"Why did they choose Naruto-niichan to become Hokage?"
Konohamaru shrugged, "Beacause he trusts you to do really dangerous stuff like how this mission might turn out, and he belives in you and hes great!"
I smiled sweetly, "He sounds really cool!" I dont Think EITHER.
"Yeah he is!" Konohamaru grinned at me.
"To be chosen to take on this mission, I expect you to work hard! I will have people supervising you when you least expect it." Announced Shikamaru calmly.
A boy listning started giggling, "Does that mean when we do expect it, there wont be people supervising???"
Shikamaru sighed, "You know what I mean... meeting over!"
"I'll try my best to get on this mission! I'll achive my goal if I put my heart into this! Just you wait Naruto-niichan..." Konohamaru started to get up... He looked pretty sure of himself...
Konohamaru looked at me. "Are you gonna give it a go as well?"
"Uh... sure... but I probably wont get a place... I've got some really tough contest," I replied slowly.
"If you try your best you'll get a place... I know you will!"
"Sure; well bye... Konohamaru..."
I stood up and walked quickly through the door, "Phew... I dont need to be asked anymore questions to do with missions!" I exclamed closing the door behind me.
"Hello Tsubaki-niichan!" called Shiazunne running up to me, she looked a little breathless.
"Uh... hi?" I smiled weakly as she cornered me against the wall moaning on about stuff that I didnt understand, oh well... it's better than being forced to train by Konohamaru... its gonna be a loooong day!

The end.