Author's Rant~: Ium... have no idea how Kandeh functions. I also know that Allen > ALL, but I'm writing Kanda anyway. IMSORRYALLEN? xD
The idea just popped into my head. xD Then I found an awesome article on making people go on guilt trips and it all tied together. Fluff is fun. Chyeah.
(The article: http://www.wikihow.com/Give-Someone-a-Guilt-Trip)
-Name- is where you insert your name.
Explanations at the end.
Disclaimer: Wish doesn't own D.Gray-Man. Mou, it's not fair. D:
See, Kanda was being mean to you again.
Well, fair enough, he was always mean to you. It's just that... well... he was meaner than usual this time.
It began this morning, when you were happily eating your mochi (and accidentally sticking your fingers together) and Kanda walked by. You, being the lovely stalker/friend you are, was under obligation to say hi.
So you did. With food in your mouth.
The aforementioned man gave a look of disgust and shoved your plate right into your face.
So there you were, sitting in the middle of the Black Order's cafeteria with mochi clinging to your hair. Then there was Kanda, looking just as cool and collected as always as he said it's your fault anyhow.
Then Lavi walked by with a camera and the end of the world came early for you.
That's how you came to be as you were now--sitting on your bed at noon and still flushed with embarrassment while hunger tugged at you; there was no way you were showing up in public until after you had made Kanda feel bad.
Then it came to you.
You would make Kanda apologize! It would make him embarrassed, because he's Kanda and Kanda never apologizes, and it would also make Lavi and Allen worship you, because you got Kanda to apologize when he never apologizes.
That's two--three birds with one stone!
Eyes burning with fresh determination, you hopped off the bed and began drawing up some masterful plans; after all, what evil plan doesn't begin with the drawing of masterful plans?
You banished the idea that this was not an evil plan from your mind; you'd think about that later.
And that was how you came to cooping yourself in your room all day, a teddy bear beside you as you plotted the untimely demise of Yu Kanda's reputation.
Revenge is sweet.
The day wasn't going well for Kanda.
First was the problem waking up to chirping birds outside his window. They were too sweet. Too. Sweet.
Next came the problem involving the cake from Lenalee's first attempt at baking. See previous comment about sweetness.
Therefore, when you waved to him at breakfast, grinning in that sweet way of yours, he felt under obligation to get rid of the sweetness in his life because, as mentioned so many times before, Yu Kanda does not do sweet.
He shoved the plate into your face.
He felt kind of guilty now. Kind of, mind you, because he's Kanda and he therefore should be some sort of superhuman android incapable of feeling. And, of course, it was all your fault.
That's what he told you, except in a more "don't talk with food in your mouth" way.
The problem? He felt even more guilty. Especially after Lavi came along with his new camera.
Lunch rolled around and you weren't anywhere to be seen. This, of course, could only contribute to poor Kanda's previous guilt (but he's not poor at all, because Kanda does not do poor either).
His resolve was finally made up when Lenalee threatened to send him on an undercover mission involving Akuma attacks on a nude beach.
Read: nude beach.
That was another thing Yu Kanda does not do. Ever.
So there he was now, somewhat dejected--because he wasn't made to be dejected either--as he marched right up to your door and stopped.
He sighed; he had finally gone insane (and it was all the moyashi's fault, of course).
Somebody knocked on your door.
You took a deep breath in mental preparation. This was it; if the person turned out to be Kanda, you would immediately pull on the puppy dog face. If they weren't Kanda well, you could always hide in the closet and pretend to have jumped out the window or something.
But you were sure that it was Kanda at the door.
You checked to make sure there was room in the closet just in case.
More knocks came, louder and more impatient than the previous. Alright, this was it
You opened the door slightly, peeked through it, andoh thank goodnessit was Kanda!
Nice to see Kami-sama didn't desert you completely.
Right. No victory smiles yet; puppy dog face.
Switching expressions so fast that an actor would be proud, you sniffled and turned your head towards the ground, gazing reproachfully at Kanda (just like the manual instructed you to).
Kanda flinched. Unfortunately, you were way too busy staring at the floor and trying to mentally sort through the manual's instructions to see it, so, therefore, you assumed he had no reaction. This was unheard of--nobody could stand the I'm-a-tragic-victim look.
Continue as planned.
"Nee, Yu-chi--Kanda-kun--do you hate me?"
"What?"
You bit back a retort about his intelligence (or lack thereof) and continued with your plan, "I-it's just that you're always so mean to me. Like that time on my first mission where you shoved me into a herd of Akuma. Then there was last year, on my birthday, when you refused to eat cake like everyone else. There's also today, when you shoved my food in my face. I'm so embarrassed that I didn't come out of my room all day!"
Alright, that had to do it. It just had to. When you looked up, Kanda's lip better be trembling or something. You did not want to have stuttered like an idiot--and, more importantly, refused to eatonly to have Kanda not even feel sorry for you.
You could only imagine your own surprise as you peeked up and saw a faint smudge of colour on Kanda's cheeks.
Yu Kanda was blushing.
You took the opportunity to gape openly at the usually silent Exorcist.
"Che. Stop being so sweet," Kanda grunted, slamming your own door on you. He was Yu Kanda, damn it, he does not blush (and even when he does, he doesn't let other people see him).
You blinked owlishly at the closed door. That was odd.
But, on the bright side, you made Kanda blush. That's something you could definitely brag to Lavi and Allen about--you bet that none of them could make Kanda blush.
Why was Kanda blushing? 'Cause, silly, the look-down-and-sad look is also very cute (or, at least, the shoujo mangakas draw it cutely).
I still remember Kanda saying he does not like 'sweet' things (which could mean naive or sweet as in sweet sweet). Your character is the 'cute' type, and since cute usually accompanies naivety and sweetness here's the reason why. C:
Yay for cheap-o oneshots with no apparent plot. Oui? (This means reader opinion [or cheap way to get messages, whichever]. Tell me what you think, darnit. xD)
Anduh... also... how does everyone get their stories up? @__@ I hate typing them up in Notepad, because it doesn't have spellcheck, and I hate all the HTML and formatting I have to do. If there's some magical way to avoid at least some of this, teach me? ;D< 333
Go to results because you love me~? ;D
Honestly, I have no idea what to say here. This was a kinda-old oneshot, so the style might be a bit off... iunno, I didn't proofread properly. |D (Feel free to let me know about my editing errors~) I've got quite a few chapters of my intended Naruto series typed up, actually, but I'm way too lazy to upload them. All that formatting... not my thing. Dx Want faster Wish-stories? Teach how to format her stuff moar quickly. < 3 (Or just spam her with messages~) |
