A REAL friend....(Quizlla is making me rate M for language?!)

A real friend doesn't say, "I'll love you no matter what.". They say, "I'll love you as long as you continue to be yourself."

A real friend will tell someone when your in trouble even though you asked them not to. Because they care.

A real friend will punch anybody out if they talk shit about you and will take the punishment with their head held high.

A real friend will skip school or work to rub your back while your sick.

A real friend will tell you the truth even if they know you don't want to hear it because it's the right thing to do.

A real friend will slap the shit out of you if you insist on driving drunk and tell you your a dumbass.

A real friend will take the blame for something you did if they know it will cause more trouble for you than them.

A real friend will take a bullet, stab, or any harmful situation for you because they hate to see you in pain.

A real friend will make a promise to you and never willingly break it.

A real friend will kill your boy/girlfriend if they ever mistreated you and smile while being hauled off to jail.

A real friend with bitch-slap you and ask you, "What the fuck were you thinking?!" if you ever tried to hurt yourself.

A real friend will pay for a night on the town just to help you get something troubling off your mind.

A real friend will give you their lunch because they know you can't afford it.

A real friend will buy you roses and chocolates, take you out to dinner, and tell you beautiful all because your boy/girlfriend was to much of a loser to do it themselves.

A real friend will make the drive -no matter how far away- just to comfort you because you had a bad day, week, month, or year.

A real friend will cry when you lose someone, laugh when something funny happens to you, and be enraged when someone hurts you.

A real friend will be there through thick and thin, the good times and bad times.

A real friend will embarress themselves because they know you'll laugh and it will make you feel better.

A real friend will vouche for you when your skipping class because they know you want some time alone to think.

A REAL friend is usually Mr./Mrs. Right. The one that will care and love you more than anybody else. Sometimes they are the ones that are in love with you.