Hatsue wakes up to the sunlight streaming in to her room, a bird is churping just outside of Hatsue's room, with the scent of fresh, blooming flowers blowing in threw the window. Hatsue grogily gets up, walks over to the table, picks up the kunai and tosses it out the window at the chirping bird and hitting it dead on. The bird falls out of the tree and hits the ground.
"SHUT UP!!!!!" Hatsue yells and slams the window closed, closes the blinds and and sleepily crawls back into bed with the blanket just barely draped over her waist.
-ten minutes later-
"Good morning my friends!!!" Hatsue calls down the hall, making sure that everyone is awake. Arekku hands Hatsue a peice of toast and a glass of apple juice as she comes running into the kitchen. Hatsue walks over and douses the toast with sugar and butter. She then proceeds to jam the whole peice of toast in her mouth at once and swallows it(with slight trouble might I add) and washes down the access spitty, coarse chunks with the apple juice. After all, who needs chewing?
"It's amazing you made it past the age of three with the way you inhale food." Kyarii says, walking in rubbing the excess sleep dust off here eyelids.
"Ya, your like Kurby" Mitsuko says and sucks a ton of air into her lungs, making the Kurby, inhailing sound.
"Well then! Your force me to.
I AM REALLY SPECIAL CAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE OF ME.
LOOKIT MY SMILE, I'M SO DAMN HAPPY OTHER PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS OF ME!!!
WHEN I'M SAD AND LONELY I LIKE TO SING THIS SONG!!
IT CHEERS ME UP AND SHOWS ME I WON'T BE SUFFERED LONG!!
OH OH OH
I'M SO HAPPY, I CAN BARELY BREATHE!!"
"ENOUGH WITH THE SINGING!!!" Mitsuko and Kyarii yell together.
"Well, somebodies are little misses grumpy pants... es..." Hatsue says putting her hands on her hips and turning away from the kitchen door where the girls were.
"And somebodies don't like being woken up at FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING!!!!" Mitsuko says, starting out sounding nice, but once she gets to five, she sounds pissed and is ready to bash Hatsue's head in.
"Ninja must always be diligent!" Hatsue says, moving her eyes back and forth really quick. "You never know when an enemy is going to sneek up on you! LOOKIT KUKU-CHAN!!! SHE TIS AWAKE!!!"
"That is because she doesn't want to give people the inpression that she actually sleeps!" Kyarii says. And while all this interesting arguing was going on, Arekku is sitting at the table, drinking a small cup of coffie. She is able to handle Kyarii just fine, but it seems that Hatsue and Mitsuko are beyond help. "She is like a vampire! how often do you actually see them sleeping on movies?!"
"Kyarii, enough." Arekku says calmly, yet dangerously. Kyarii looks over at Arekku, who is just staring at her.
"*gulp* okay, I'll be good now." Kyarii says backing down.
"HAHA, KYARII IS A WUSS!" Hatsue laughs, dancing around Kyarii.
"SHUT UP HATSUE!" Kyarii yells. "WHY ARE SO SO CHIPPER IN THE MORNING ANYWAYS?!"
"Simple dear Watson. I GROTS MAD SKILLS!!!" Hatsue says, getting into her fighting stance.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Mitsuko yells to Hatsue, encouraging Hatsue to yell back.
"I SAID MAD SKILLS!"
"I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOU!!"
"MAD SKILLZ" Hatsue yells as loud as she can, as a rock comes fling threw the window with the words "SHUT UP" painted on it. It nails Hatsue dead-on in the middle of the head and she goes falling to the ground with the rock.
"Well, someone is too lazy to talk!" Hatsue yells, getting up and chucking the rock back from where it came.
"ACK!!!"
"BINGO!" Hatsue yells, a tiumphent gleam in her eyes knowing she hit someone.
"Hatsue..." Arekku says sweatdropping.
"Yeeeesssss?" Hatsue says in a sing-song tone.
"Shut up."
"Nope!"
"..."
"YOUR NO FUN TO ARGUE WITH!!!" Hatsue finally yells after a few moments of quiet, probably the only ones they will have all day.
knock knock knock.
"IT WAS THEM, THEY WONT SHUT UP, HATSUE IS BEING GOOD AND SLEEPING!!" Hatsue yells to the door and drops to the ground to act as if she were really asleep. "ZzZzZzZzZ... Are they gone?"
"Nope," Arekku says and walks over to answer the door.
*Half an hour later*
"Huh, huh, huh?" Hatsue asks, right up in Sarutobi's face. "Who is he? Come on, tell us!! Tell us!!!!" Hatsue is bouncing hyperly up and down.
"Will you go sit down?" Sarutobi says iritated.
"Fine, sense you all hate Hatsue so much, she will go to someone who loves her!" Hatuse says, running over and throwing her arms around Mitsuko.
"Hey, who said I ever loved you?" Mitsuko asks seriously.
"B-b-but!!" Hatsue says, anime tears running down her face once again. She makes a better anime kid than real kid.
"Just bring in Akahito." Sarutobi instructs another ninja.
"Ooooh, Akahito huh? Aka means red. I LEARNED THAT FROM NARUTO!! KIBA!! And hito... I dunno... something like... dad?"
"That's chichi idiot," A boy with silver hair similiar to Kakashi's, but there is a red tint when the light hits it. His eyes are a cold icey blue, and his skin is nearly as pale as Hatsue and Mitsuko. Compared Hatsue and Mitsuko though, the boy is tan.
"This is Akahito."
"I don't like him! I want a different teammate!" Hatsue hisses and sticks her tongue out at Akahito.
"S-so mean!" Akahito whimpers.
"You aren't going to get a new one." Sarutobi says. Hatsue glares at Akahito.
"Fine, but let me make one thing clear! I am the leader of this team. You listen to my orders, if you don't I will kick your ass."
"Hey, I thought I was the leader.
"Do you want to fight?!" Hatsue says getting up in Mitsuko's gace.
"What if I do?" Mitsuko getting in Hatsue's face.
"Maybe I want to!!!" Akahito says pushing his way inbetween the two.
"Fine, then it's a one-on-one-on-a half."
"Who's the half?" Akahito asks, cocking his head to the sight.
"You of course." Mitsuko answers her.
"Wait, why me?"
"Because we don't like you!" Hatuse sticks her tongue out again.
"Follow me!" Mitsuko says and walks out the door followed by Hatsue and Finally Akahito.
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thank you all for reading my horrid story, sorry i am butchering naruto so bad >.< hopefully I get to actuall naruto soon >.
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