Bert||Rants About Hand Sanitizer||McCracken

This Random story is for Handsome Women profound.profanities

Created by Winter--x on Sunday, April 27, 2008


Casey
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I squired about a handful of Purell's hand sanitizer in my small hand. I smiled as I began to use it as shampoo in the boy's medium length black hair.
"Why the hell are you using hand sanitizer in my hair" Bert frowned.
"Because I have no shampoo and this is the closest we have" I laughed.
We were on a tour bus heading for the last stop on the Vans Warped Tour.
"McCracken your hair is going to smell wonderful after Ive finished with it" I giggled Come with me. I dragged Bert to the back of the bus. I carefully tipped water over his head washing out the hand sanitizer. I was finished minutes later. I grabbed a near by hand towel and dried it quickly.
"Perfecto McCracken" I squealed as we walked back out to the front of the moving tour bus.
"That hand sanitizer smells good" Jeph randomly said out loud as he sniffed the bottle.
"You are an odd boy" Quinn laughed as he sat on my lap.
"Quinn can I wash your hair" I asked as I ran my fingers through his dirty hair
"Will it smell good like Bert's?" He asked
"Well of course" I smiled pushing Quinn off my lap and grabbing the hand sanitizer out of Jephs grip.
I squirted a large amount in my hands and placed it in Quinns hair.
"Did you know that hand sanitizer kills germs" I smiled as I spiked Quinns hair
"Did you know it wasn't curiosity that killed that cat, it was actually a mini-van" Quinn laughed.
"Shut the hell up Allman" I growled "You can go wash your own hair now"
I moved away from Quinn and sat on Berts lap.
"Hey Bertty, your hair does smell good" I giggled. Hand sanitizer is a wonderful thing
The bus slammed on the breaks.
"Warped Tour" I screamed rolling off of Bert and onto the ground. I quickly hopped up and ran off the bus screaming.
"Wow!" Gerard laughed as he walked up beside me "Berts hair looks clean"
"Boredom got the best of me. Go smell his hair" I smiled clapping my hands
"Why?" Gerard asked raising an eyebrow
"Because I washed it and it smells good" I laughed pushing Gerard over to Bert
"Bert why does your hair smell good?" Gerard asked with a raised eyebrow
"Because Casey used hand sanitizer in my hair Bert frowned


The Used finished there set well over an hour ago. I sat on the curbed close to the bus. A cigarette hung from my mouth. I took a long drag as I look up at the dark storm clouds gathering in the blue sky. I had the hand sanitizer in my hands and I was squirting it on the ground writing random messages. I took a long drag and threw the empty hand sanitizer bottle into the near by garbage bin.
"Miss Casey looks lonely" Bert smiled as he sat beside me
"Hey McCracken" I laughed as I hugged his body. I randomly licked his cheek. McCracken, "your cheek tastes funny. I think you might need some hand sanitizer"
Bert stared at me and laughed
"You are a strange girl" He laughed as he wrapped his arms around my wasted and pulled me close.
I lent my head in the crook of his neck and sighed. He placed a kiss on the top of my head. I looked up to him and placed a simple kiss on his lips. I smiled after I broke the kiss and lent my head back into the crook of his neck.
"Will you go out with me" Bert asked shyly
"Only if you can put up with my rants about hand sanitizer" I laughed
"Of course I can because it makes my hair smell good" Bert chuckled as he kissed my cheek
"Then yes I will" I sighed as I hugged into the side of his body.
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