Death Note at Target (Funny)

Me: I bitches I'm back with a brand new show.... and job -_-'
L: I'm her co-host... I don't know why...
Me: OUR FIRST GUEST IS LIGHT IMAGAY! Oops! I mean Light Yagami...
Light: You bitch.
Me: You man-slut... Any ways how does it feel to be Kira?
Light: DUDE! I'M NOT KIRA!!!!
Me: suuuure...
L: If a train leaves at 1:30 on a five hour flight how what time does it get to the next station?
Light: 5:30...
L: Wrong...
Me: TRAINS DON'T FLY!!!
L: Excatly...
Light: You tricked me!
Me: Uh... DUH! Now go!
L: Next guest.
Me: He's the scareyest guy in Death Note and somehow whenever I take quizes he's always mine which I wish it was L INSTEAD...
L: Ryuk?
Me: Ew. No, Mello!
Mello: Don't worry I still love you May!
Me: I know Mello. Why are you gay?
Mello: I'm not.
Me: DAMNMIT!!!!
L: I thought you were.
Mello: What the hell!!!
Me: Yeah I mean your awesome though! (Even though your really sacrey -_-')
Mello: At least Mako likes me...
Me: SHUT UP YOU'LL RUIN THE STORY!!!!
Mello: Meep 0.o
Me: Mello is now a part of the regular cast.
Mello: REALLY!
Me: Yup your my dog.
Mello: oh..
Me: SCREW IT! LIGHT AND NEAR ARE ALSO A PART OF THE REGULAR CAST!
Near: But I'm working the camera...
Me: *Ignoreing Near* YOU KNOW WHAT MISA AND MATSUDA TOO!
That one guy I can never remember the name of: What about me?
Me: Hell no!
*grabs candy off shelf and shares with L*
We'll be back after this commercail break.
lol Big fan of Naruto Wal-mart workers equally as good!
It's ok prefer Naruto Wal-mart worker

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lol
Me: Now it's
L: Comic time!
Me: YOUR SO CUTE!!!! GAH!!!!!!

LOL Near.
I never liked her



lol Near is first cuz He's cuter!
lol Matsuda

Matsuda: AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH HEATHY EATING HABITS?!?!?!
Me: Yes. Well The show is Over... Buh-bye now
Now for pics of my co-host L!

Even cute as a cross-dresser!




And the one I made!