Preps, Skater, Emos - Oh My! Chapter 3.14159(kiss heaven, prep hell)

(check memo for recap)
"I bet. Detention is boring." I said giving a little laugh. I hoped that my laugh seemed more carefree and flirty than nervous and spazzy like it sounded to me. But believe me, its really hard to laugh when your having a heart attack.
But I didnt have any symptoms like the fuzzy feelin arm, shortness of breath or any of that crap.... Maybe im goin crazy...
He smiled at me and said "So, since i was late, you get to pick where were going."
Yep. Im DEFINATLY crazy! I tried to gulp.
It didnt work. "Where were going?" I parrotted back to him.
He laughed. But it wasnt a normal laugh... well it was to anyone else. But to me it sentmy stomach into instant-backflip mode and i didnt want to know why. I mean, think about where im coming from.
Ive dated about 3 guys in the past, and none of them were like Pete.
Number1 was a total nerd. i mean, ive seen pepperoni pizzaswith less blocheson them.I mean,if we took the oil from his face, we wouldnt need to rely on foreign contries anymore!He tried to kiss me and ended up kissing my chin. That date was sooooo fun and not in the least bit awkward! Plus it was sooooo much fun the next morning where these giant zits popped up where his greasy-ness rubbed my face.
Numero Dos wasa guy who was nice but he was one of those quiet guys. We dated for about a month but all i know about him is his name and that he was incapable of starting a conversation.
And guy number 3 i thought was my soul mate. Im not sure anymore.
Anyways, as you can tell, I have LOADS of experience(if I was a 5th grader) so i was still suffering from the shock of this complete hottie talkin to me, let alone ask me out.
... This has got to be a joke. A guy like him doesnt need or probably not even WANTsomeone like you.
"Hello? Shea? Would you like to rejoin me on planet earth?"
"What?" I said snapping sharply out of my im-so-pitiful-cuz-this-dating-dry-spell-has-turned-me-bitter day dream.
"Shea, Shea, Shea." He tsk-ed. "I was asking where u wanted to go to dinner." My eyes popped out of my head. I was practically searching for them on the floor but he didnt notice. "So, doll. Where do you want to go?"
"Anywhere with you"
~~~~~~~10 minutes later at McDonalds~~~~~~~~~
I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT!!!! I thought whilementally banging my head on a brick wall.
" You certianly are an expensive date." Pete said with a wink.
"Is that bad?" I blurted out way to fast, carrying my tray to our table.
He justed laughed his calm little laugh. "No. I was just trying to lighten the mood. You seem kinda tense."
Now have u ever heard of word vomit? Well I could feel the words building up in my throat and i REALLY didnt want to say them to Pete. I mean, I barely knew him. I didnt want him to know how messed up I was.
"Well I havent been ... "out" with anyone in a while. Im tryin to get back into the hang of things. I bet you're really used to taking girls out, but-"
"Whoa, why do you say that?" He said cutting off my long speech -thank god!
"Why do i say what?
"That I should b used to taking lots of girls out?"
"Oh..." I said with a sigh of relief. I thought he was going to make me delve into my dating past.
Which.Is.NOT.fun. Its a tale with no happy ending, no evenings under the stars, no holding hands in the park. Its just a sad, pathetic, piece of cra-
"Paging Shea. Come back down to eath." Hesaid, waving a hand infront of my facewith a smirk playing across his lips.
"Well you seem like one of those guys who's dated everyone and anyone." As soon as i said that, I knew3 things.
1) That came out sounding like i didnt like him-which, in fact, i did LIKE him
2) I knew why he'd asked me out.
He was one of those guys that expiramented with girls, using them to make his "image" look less player like. He was just gonna lead me on but once i was hooked he'd stop calling, and cut off all contact for a week and when i finally go over to his house to talk to him about it, i'd see him on the couch with the girl that he'd been "just friends" with for all year. Then after i recovered from this tramatic expirience, hed pretend everything was fine and dandy, we were Best Friends FOREVER and thar he wasnt entirely over me-when we both KNO he sooo is!
and3) I seem to attrack this type of guy.
I was about to start into a vicious rant about how he cant use girls and hes such an ass for trying to use me when he said
"Your actually the first..." He said with a mumble. He even did the im-so-ashmed-im-lookin-away-cuz-im-embarrased thing.
... Hes SOOOO lying! No guy as hot as him could be single his whole life before me!
... but i really want him to be telling the truth!
"Really?" I said leaning closer. I NEEDED to hear this. NEEDED to know it was true and not a lie.
"Sadly... really." He said leaning in.
My heart started fluttering as i leaned over the table more and more, almost to the point of falling. My eyes slowly started to close, and all this time, Pete was mirroring my actions. As we got only milimeters apart my body started to tingle more i thought possible, and just as our lips were brushing against each other.
"OMG! get OFF of him!"
One minute I was in kissheaven. The next I was in prep hell.