When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them At People.
Hello All! I have a couple things to say. 1) This story came to me while I was reading Pride and Prejudice. It might be simialr but I dont know soooo oh yeah 2) if anyone is interested in being my editor message me and we'll talk. thanks a ton ~~B"Get in the car."
"No."
"Get. In. The. Car."
"No."
"Get in the damn Car before I PUT you in the damn car!"
"Try me," and then I did the only logical thing to do. I bolted. Straight for the dark forest to my left. I got all of 3 steps before an iron fist clamped down on my upper arm and dragged me back to the car.
3 words. Oh. Hell. NO!! I kicked and screamed and dug my heels into the ground. "Kyle put me down, NOW!! I don’t want to go, STOP IT!!!!!" Amidst my kicking and screaming I had been unceremoniously dumped into the back of the waiting limo. Just as I was about to make a lunge for the open door, the very large frame of Kyle filled my only exit.
"Sit your ass down NOW!" he bellowed.
I immediately stopped moving in shock over the fact he had won. AGAIN!!
By this point your probably wondering who Kyle is.
Unfortunately for me, Kyle is 6’5” of solid muscle with a VERY bad temper, so you understand why I kind of have to listen to him. ICK.
Oh, I bet you’re thoroughly confused by now. I would be, but that’s not the point.
The point is my life sucks would you like to hear about it?
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