Agent Juicy Potato

One day, I was eating flesh, when I felt a strange tug at one of my many tentacles. It was Agent Juicy Potato! She said, "I know how much you love flesh, but I'm going to have to ask you not to eat it in my speakeasy. It's making the customers uneasy, which is not the point of a speakeasy." I turned to my acquaintance, Telemachus, and he said "My boy, this piece is what ALL true warriors strive for," and ate some of the flesh I had been having. I said, "Great! I'll grab my stuff!" Just then, the Beethoven burst open, and out stepped a hairy Mozart. I made haste to take leave, being sure to take the delicious DINNER with me.

Agent Juicy Potato serves a drink to nobody in particular

When I got outside, some shady characters bumped into me on their way in. I said, "Move, light, good good GOOD!" To which they responded, "Aprons aprons aprons, ZAPRONS."I realised they had me beat, so I stepped aside. Just then I heard a scream. It was one of the bar's patrons! Agent Juicy Potato was kicking out this do-badder because he was do-badding. She said, "Agent Unexpected Tree, take this fellow and give him what for." So I did. He was very confused, because that is a strange thing to be given.

I finished my meal, and headed back up into my office, conveniently situated above the Alcoholic Beverage, which was the previously mentioned speakeasy's name. In walks these three bathing suits from the third bread. "WAAHAHAAA," they said. "It's time to be quiet now," was my reply. I didn't give my reply, however, because Mr. Sleazy Cloud walked in before I could. He threw aside the bathing suits, and indicated that they would have to scrub all the floors in Hyrule, and then they could talk about Spaghetti. "Ruined the world's cities is what Ganon's up to" Mr. Sleazy Cloud told me. "It's time to go for a walk."

THE END