~Chapter 33: Super-Baby Time?!! The Straw Hat Couples: Temporary Insanity?!~ "Ok...When someone says to stay in one place, YOU SHOULD STAY! Especially if you're some clueless, clumsy 18-year-old girl!" Jake snapped angerily as he walked around, in hope of finding Cassandra who just disappeared. He suddenly saw a green-haired man in a navy blue shirt and black-blueish pants and he seemed to be chuckling to himself, who unknown to Jake, was Zalph. "A clumsy, clueless brown-haired girl who was running into pianos?" Zalph asked. "I don't know. But I think what happened was the marimo-haired, who does NOT look like me," Zalph said with a glare, denying the fact that he and Zoro looked alot alike,"Probably cheated on the poor girl, so she ran away with you. But of course when she saw the wonderful me, she wanted revenge on that Marimo so she kissed the beautiful me, and the Marimo found out and got mad. But it seems she felt guilty and she was still in love with him so she ran to him and here they are," Zalph said to Jake as if Zoro and Cassandra were not 10 feet away from them, "I think it's getting to the really good part!!" (Totally doesn't act like the real Zoro, now? XD) "Oh! You guys can go back to making out~" Jake chuckled. "So Cassandra, I'm assuming you're going with him," Jake said to Cassandra, and she nodded. "Ehehehe...Well I kinda wanted to run away," Cassandra said. --- "This is your ship?" Zalph blinked at the Going Merry, "What's up with the goat?" He blinked. "Shut up!" Both Cassandra and Zoro snapped. "Ok, ok! All I'm saying that it doesn't seem like it belongs to the most menacing crew in all of the Grand Line!" Jake said. "Too bad it has someone like him on it," Zalph said pointing at Zoro, "You ruin its style!" Zalph said. "Ch-Cherry?!" Cassandra blinked as she looked at her oddly. "C-Cassy! I didn't know you were back!" Cherry said nervously as she tried to pull her shirt down to cover up more. Cherry looked over to see Jake, "And you brought a friend!" Cherry said even more nervously with a blush of embarrasment. "What are you doing in the kitchen?" Cassandra asked suspiciously. "N-Nothing~ Everyone went to sleep and I was just by myself!" Cherry quickly stuttered. "Dressed like that?" Jake asked. "So you guys always...do that in the kitchen?" Jake blinked, obviously finding the Cassandra's new crew very strange and Cherry and Sanji eyed each other. "Wait! Don't answer that!! Cause that's where we eat, so I don't wanna know!" Cassandra snapped quickly. "E-Excuse me?" Sanji blinked obviously confused. "...What did you just say to Sanji, Zoro?" Cherry blinked. Both Sanji and Cherry thought Zalph was Zoro since they looked exactly alike, and were confused at "Zoro's" different voice (much softer and kinder), different face (Not forwning nor scowling) and completly different personality. "Nani? Who called my name?" The real Zoro said as he also appeared from behind Cassandra. Now Sanji and Cherry were looking back and forth between Zoro and Zalph, more confused than ever. "I like that Zoro better! We'll keep him!" Cherry suddenly said pointing to Zalph. "WHAT YOU SAY?!" Zoro snapped at Sanji and Cherry. "Cherry, Sanji. This is Zalph. He just happens to look like Zoro..." Cassandra mumbled. "What's up with him?" Everyone asked Cassandra and she just shrugged... --- "So you were Cassy-san's old crewmember...From the Governmental Pirates, if I'm not mistaken," Sanji asked Jake. They were all now sitting in the kitchen with Sanji (He and Cherry are now fully dressed by the way XD) cooking breakfast for the rest of the crew who would wake up soon. "Yeah that's right. Then the crew just split up and went their seperate ways to do their own thing," Jake shrugged. "Jake doesn't really know exactly what went on...He joined just a little while before we decided to stop being pirates," Cassandra said. "To think you ended up being a pirate again," Jake blinked and Cassandra shrugged. "I won't. The passion shared between a man and a woman should stay between them!" Zalph said. "Finally! Someone who understands!" Sanji snapped as he and Zalph shook hands smiling at each other, as if they were getting along really well "OW! JEM! STOP!" They heard Ace's voice snap in a whining voice as if he was in pain. "I CAN'T HELP IT! OW~ JEM! LET GO! PLEEEASE?!" Ace snapped in a begging voice. "Sounds like Jem is fine.." Jake blinked. "Yeah...Apparently she can control Water and Fire.." Ace said glaring at her as his ear turned on fire to melt the ice, "She froze my ear! That hurt!" "You deserve it! Hmph!" Jem said before she saw Jake and blinked a few times. Meanwhile, the rest of the crew were walking in. "Hi.." Jake said as he stared. Then the crew, and Ace and Jem, looked at Zalph and then Zoro, and also blinked a few times. "Why are there two of you?!" Nami snapped. "The one in blue and with no swords is Zalph...and the mean, mad, tough looking one is Zoro," Jake explained. "So...." Twilight pointed at Zalph, "You're the 'Fake Zoro'" Twilight said and everyone thought about it for a moment before nodding. "That's cruel...I hate you guys.." Zalph said, sulking. "What is wrong with you?! Leaving the crew...Just because of Zoro's unrequited love for you!!" Twilight said. "Don't go saying random stuff like that!" Zoro said with a slight blush on his face. "Un-Unrequited love...For me?" Cassandra blinked before she began to chuckle, "That's funny...Good job, Roronoa Zoro." She said to him. "Shut up," Zoro said, however, he did not seem angry nor cold as he usually was with her, and Cherry, Sanji and Jem were the only ones to notice. "So Fake Zoro," Nami said, "Are you hoping to take Zoro's place on the crew?" "Oops...The brothers.." Zalph blinked as he remembered he was not supposed to mention it. "So this is your crew.." Jake blinked. "When will your brothers understand?" Sanji asked once they were a good distance away from the ship. "Never.." Cherry sighed, "I'm so sorry.." She said to him. "It's fine! It's more fun this way anyway," Sanji chuckled as he kissed her forehead and Cherry simply rolled her eyes and smiled. Cherry looked around and it seemed the town was seemingly deserted, some stores were open but it was still early for shopping. Cherry heard some noises from the apartment homes above her. "...Wait...Look at them! Let's give it to them!" She heard a man's voice say. "Um, Cherry-chan?" Sanji said and Cherry looked at him. "Umm...Sorry...We were in the middle of something.." Sanji blinked. "So we have a wonderful present for you! We found this treasure in the morning, all abadoned and alone...But we can't keep it! So we give it to you!" The man said. The woman was carrying an oval object wrapped in a white blanket and Cherry and Sanji couldn't see what was inside. The woman suddenly gave it to Cherry. "I have a bad feeling when we get back to the ship..." Cherry sighed before looking at the little girl, "Do you have a name?" she said in a sweet voice. Cherry looked down at a tag that was wrapped around the baby's wrist. "Lucy?" Cherry read outloud before she hugged the child, "NYA~ Such a cute name for such a cute little baby girl~" She sang as the little giggled. Sanji just blinked at the sight before chuckling. "Great~ Two more cute little kittens.." Sanji sang as he held the litte girl's hand, "But still we can't just bring her back to the ship.." "That little trouble maker has been into every house since we found her driftin' in the middle of the sea," The man said, "The thing has been abadoned since she was born...and not a family wants her." The man said. "Why not?! She is the cutest little angel I have ever seen~" Cherry said defensively as she hugged little Lucy. "Angel?! That little demonic cat is anything but! She has been driving the town crazy! She's only around a year old yet somehow can talk and even walk..and has hurt more people than pirates did!" The man said. "That doesn't make any sense...She's only a baby..." Sanji blinked. "Mama Kitty! Mama Kitty!" Little Lucy cried out with laughter. "Well it seems that girl has pirate blood in her! Besides no one on this island wants her...And she actually seems to like you guys better than she did others.." The man said before standing up and walking into his store, "Good luck...and you might need to buy a few esentials here and there.." The man winked. "You have got to be kidding me!" Cherry said with a sigh as she stared at Lucy, who was playing with Cherry's hair, "Pirate blood, aye? I guess we have no choice..." Cherry sighed as she looked at Sanji. "Shitty parents in this shitty town..." Sanji sighed, "Come on, Cherry-chan...we need to buy things for her.." Sanji sighed as he placed a hand around Cherry and began walking. --- "Tadadada.." Twilight sang as she hit a few chords, but her train of thought was interupted by a few crashes. "LUFFY! GIVE ME BACK THAT FISH! IT'S MINE!!" She heard Usopp scream. "GUYS! GET OUT OF THE MEDICINE ROOM!" She heard Chopper snap. "Oi! Fake Zoro! Get out of my room!!" She heard Nami say. "OW! Wait! Why are you hitting me too?! I didn't do anything!!" She heard Jake snap. "You deserve it! I should freeze your whole head off next time!!" She heard Jem yell, "AND DON'T GIVE ME THOSE PUPPY DOG EYES!". "Robin! Break thier backs right now!!" Nami snapped. "Calm down, Miss Navigator.." She heard Robin say, calmly, as she was the only person who was calm. Except for Zoro and Cassandra, who Twilight had no idea where they were or what they were doing. And now Twilight was wishing she had a sound proof room. "LUFFY! STOP BREAKING THINGS!!" She heard nearly everyone snap. Twilight was at her boiling point as she stomped outside. "Um...Twi?" Luffy said after a moment. "Why are you mad?" Luffy snapped as everyone took a step back. "Oh! Want me to take you mind off things?" Zalph said with a smirk as he held Twilight and tilted her as if he were dancing with her. "Wow...I wonder what Sanji would think if he saw Zoro doing that to his sister.." Usopp blinked at the odd sight in front of him, with Zalph hitting on Twilight, which made it seem as if Zoro was hitting on Twilight. However, all Zalph got was a death glare from Luffy and a kick in the shin from Twilight as she straightened herself up. "No..I don't want you to amything, Fake Zoro...I just wanna finish this song..and sing it, ok?!" Twilight snapped. "You're writing a new song?" Luffy questioned and Twilight nodded, "About what?!" Twilight hestiated a bit as she looked at everyone else around her. "Just forget it.." Twilight sighed before Luffy began chuckling, "What's so funny?!" She snapped. "You wrote a love song about me?!" Luffy laughed. "For your information it's not a love song! It's how crazy you drive me sometimes...and NOT in the good way, in the really, really bad way!" Twilight snapped. "I don't like where this is going.." Jem blinked. "How on earth does my brother have girl problems before I do?!" Ace sighed to himself. "YOU THINK THIS IS A DRAMA SHOW OR SOMETHING?!" Usopp snapped at Zalph. "Nothing! I should have known you would just forget! Cause it's never a big deal to you!" Twilight snapped, "I should have figured that from someone who goes around sleeping with a girl from every island!" Twilight snapped angerily. "YOU DO WHAT?!" Jem, Ace and Usopp snapped at Luffy. "Oh my! Good job, Mr. Captain!! You get a taste from every part of the Grand Line!" Zalphh said as he was sitting down eating popcorn and watching the two argue. "DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!" The three snapped at him, "AND DON'T JUST WATCH LIKE A SPECTATOR!" "I'm suddenly strangely inspired right now!" Twilight snapped as she stood on a large wooden platform and tuned up her guitar and began playing: Temporary Insanity By Twilight (Originally by Alexz Johnson/Jude Harrison from Instant Star) Da Da Da Da Da Da http://youtube.com/watch?v=v3_8IiXDd3A A loud applause from the townspeople as they all loved the "Music Winner's" voice and music. "Good job, Luffy! For a simple-minded captain, you managed to do that to your nakama! Hey...At least she gets to make great music because of it.." Ace yelled at his brother somewhat sarcastically and angerily before he turned around and began walking. "Don't you have any consideration for the situation?!" Usopp snapped at him, hitting him on the head. Meanwhile, Twilight quickly got away from the crowd who were still cheering her for her (She has groupies now XD). "Oi! Twilight!" Luffy called as he ran towards her and Twilight just looked away. "What?!" Twilight growled. "Miss Twilight-sama! Twilight-sama!" They heard a man's voice being called. A young man with silvery hair and blue eyes with one of his eyes was covered with an eyepatch and parts of a scar was visible from under it and was carrying a thick, heavy sword ran up to Twilight and Luffy. "N-No!" Twilight snapped. "WHY NOT?!" Ronny said with fake tears. "What do you mean 'Why not'?! Go away!" Luffy said as he wound his fist behind him and punched Ronny hard enough to send him flying. "Luffy! Don't punch my fans! Even if they are sexually harrassing me!" Twilight snapped. "What?! What is wrong with you?! When I do something wrong, you get mad...But when I try and do something right by helping you, you still get mad!" Luffy snapped, "What do you want from me?!" "I want you to know what you want, you shitty excuse of a captain!" Twilight said as she was about to storm off before Luffy grabbed her arm and made her look at him. "The reason I act the way I do is because-" Luffy started. "No! Well, kinda. Anyway! It's because you're my nakama...and I'm the captain...and I know it would get...weird.." Luffy explained. "Wait...You're worried about that?" Twilight blinked and Luffy nodded, "How would it get weird? Cherry and Sanji do it...They don't care...They're too busy screwing around on the ship half the time.." Twilight said, dully. "Err...You didn't notice...The whole crew knows about them doing..that.." Twilight said, hestitantly. "Do you guys know that Sanji has been...doing things...with my sister?!" Luffy snapped. "What? You didn't know...They've been...doing things for a while..a long while.." Usopp said, scared from Luffy's sudden anger. "I am going to kill him....with my bare hands...right now.." Luffy mumbled as he grabbed Twilight's arm. "We are going to kill your brother!" Luffy snapped. --- Meanwhile, Ace and Jem were walking back to the ship. "Um...Why did you yell at your brother?" Jem asked. "I didn't...He understands that as a captain he cannot just have Twilight all to himself," Ace said simply, "So I yelled at him so he understands its ok if what he wants is something like that..The crew would understand." Ace said. "I didn't know you were this....smart and mature.." Jem blinked, "It's kinda cute~" Jem sang. "Does this mean you're gonna stop hitting me?!" Ace said hopefully. "OK!" Jem said as she suddenly hugged him. "Wait...You were hitting me because I was cute? Was this part of your plan?!" Ace questioned. "You're evil..." Ace shook his heda with a chuckle. They were now on the ship to see the rest of the crew doing their own thing. "Lucy~ Please let go of my hair, sweetie~" Cherry whined as Little Lucy played with Cherry's hair. They were now a few feet away from the Going Merry with Sanji carrying multiple bags which held various objects to take care of Lucy for the time being. "I don't know how the crew is gonna take this.." Sanji sighed as he walked up to the ship. "Ummm...We're back.." Cherry called as she saw Ace, Jem, Jake, Chopper, Nami, Tai and Robin on the deck. "YOU WANT TO REPLACE ME?!" Tai snapped. "Ah! Lucy~ Sweetie what's wrong? Don't cry!" Cherry said as she rocked her in her arms, "What? Are you hurt?" Cherry asked. "SANJI!!!!" Everyone on the deck heard Luffy scream. They turned around to see Luffy charging toward them, dragging Twilight along with him. "What's wrong with him?" Sanji blinked. Luffy then stretched his arm and grabbed onto the mast as he shot himself and Twilight onto the ship. "Cherry? Nothing! We've didn't do anything!" Sanji snapped. "What is this about?" Cherry blinked to Twilight. "About what you guys do...together.." Twilight practically mouthed to them. Cherry and Sanji looked at each other before turning to Luffy. "Luffy! I'm a grown girl! It's none of your business!" Cherry snapped. "OK...Ok...How about we make a trade?!" Sanji suddenly said. "I give you my sister, and you give me your sister...ok?" Sanji said. "WHAT THE HELL ARE WE?! TRADING CARDS?!" Cherry and Twilight snapped as Luffy seemed to be thinking about it. "...It's very tempting...But No.." Luffy answered. "What if I also cook you as much meat as you want tonight AND give you my sister?" Sanji said. "Wait! Meat! OK! You got a deal!!" Luffy quickly agreed as everyone had an anime fall. "Hey...I think she wants you, Cherry," Chopper said, "But she seems to be in great health." "Uh oh.." Twilight blinked. "This is gonna get funny~" Zalph sang as he sat down watching. "SANJIIIIIII!!!!" Luffy screamed with anger, "YOU MADE MY SISTER HAVE A DAUGHTER?!!" Luffy snapped. "THE PLANK?!" Everyone gasped. "Luffy...I even think you are going to far..." Ace said. "I don't care! I am going to kill you, Sanji!" Luffy snapped as he walked over to Sanji and grabbed his collar and seemed as if he was going to punch him in the face. "Oi! Luffy!" Everyone snapped. But just then Little Lucy grabbed Luffy's arm and held on to it tightly. "BAM! BAM! BAM!!" Lucy screamed as she continued to thrust Luffy to the floor over and over again, "Bad! No hitting Daddy!!" (A/N: Think Bam-Bam from The Flinstons....xD) Everyone was in utter shock as they stared at the little child literally beat up their captain, Luffy. "L-Lucy?!" Cherry snapped as she held Lucy in her arms while she injured Luffy. "Ok...Now I would not be surprised if that really was their child...Cause that strength is scary.." Robin blinked. Lucy had finally let go of Luffy, who was now laid out on the floor with bumps and bruises as he stared up at Lucy with a "@_@?". "Welcome to the crew, Baby Lucy.." Luffy said through his broken teeth. "I'm an uncle now...That's ok..." Luffy said dizzly, mostly cause he was now scared of getting beat up again by the little girl almost as much as he is scared from his sister. "Well, well, what do we have here?!" The whole crew heard a voice say, "You all seem to be settling down, isn't that right, Monkey D. Luffy, Monkey D. Cherry and Portgaz D. Ace? You guys are falling in love, and having children and being pirates..You sure have grown.." The voice seemed to make all three siblings fall to the ground. "No way.." Ace mumbled, seeming very scared. "It...Found us?!" Cherry sighed, partly scared and partly annoyed. "No...No...No..Please no.." Luffy begged on his knees. "This voice? Can it be that person?" Jem mumbled as Jake, as if they also recognized the voice. "Crap...They got me.." Zalph sighed, also with knowledge of the person. The rest of the crew was utterly confused. "Miss me, pumpkins?!" The whole crew looked up to see a beautiful young-looking woman with an oddly, somewhat elderly voice standing on the goats head with a brown haired girl and the slivery haired boy named Ronny that Twilight and Luffy had met earlier. "Those guys are-!" Jem and Jake snapped in surprise as they recoginezed all three people, especially towards the boy and girl that were with the woman. "YOUR GRANDMOTHER?!" Everyone else snapped in surprise... --- Meanwhile, Cassandra and Zoro who had been nowhere to be found since Sanji and Cherry left were in fact up in the crows nest resuming what they were doing in the forrest before Jake and Zalph interupted them. However, there had been so much comotion on the ship, it was begining to annoy both of them. Cassandra pulled away from Zoro's kiss and sighed. "What is all the noise?" Zoro asked. "I have no idea.." Cassandra sighed. She then however heard a familair elderly voice throughout the ship. "That voice?! No way!!" Cassandra snapped, "She's here?! Now?!" Cassandra snapped, also seeming to recoginize the woman's voice... ----------------------------------- This beautiful woman, who appears to be the fearful Grandmother of Ace, Luffy and Cherry also seems to have a connection with the three people from the Governmental Pirates (Jem, Cassy and Jake) as well as some odd relationship with the Fake Zoro, Zalph. What is the definition of each of these relationships, find out next time!
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"Oi, Have you seen-" Jake started.
"Y-Yes...How did you know?" Jake blinked.
"Cause she's getting some at the moment with someone named Zoro, I believe," Zalph chuckled and pointed behind a bush, Jake turned his head to see Cassandra with her back against a tree, while sitting on Zoro's lap with her legs wrapped around his waist as he sat indian style while having his arms around her, and they were kissing.
"Who is that guy?" Jake asked Zalph, "And why do you look like him?"
"You guys do know we can hear you?! And nothing of what you said was true!" They heard Zoro say as they looked to see Zoro and Cassandra had stopped what they were doing (which was making out) to look at Jake and Zalph behind them. Cassandra was blushing while biting her lower lip, while Zoro was glaring at the two.
"It's not easy with you guys looking!" Cassandra snapped, "Gosh! Can't a girl get a minute to get some anymore?!" Cassandra snapped quickly before blushing at her words as Zoro raised an eyebrow at her.
"So true.." Jake chuckled again.
"Shut up Jake!" Cassandra said as she quickly got off Zoro and glared at the two of them.
"Well you did get some with me," Zalph snickered and Zoro glared at him.
"Oi, oi...Back off.." Zoro glared.
"Don't you guys notice that you guys look EXACTLY alike?" Cassandra asked and the two of them looked at each other closely and moved their heads side to side at the same time.
"No, not at all," Zalph blinked.
"I look nothing like him!" Zoro said as Jake and Cassandra had an anime fall.
"Well, You remeber that crew which my poster was stuck with?" Cassandra mumbled and Jake nodded.
"Well that's my new crew, and this guy is its First Mate...I am a Straw Hat Pirate now," Cassandra said and Jake simply nodded before stopping.
"WHAT?! AND WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE?!" Jake snapped at her.
"So it did have something to do with this guy?!" Zalph said pointing at Zoro.
"Oi! Stay out of this.." Zoro glared at him.
"Oh, and Jem is in the crew too..." Cassandra said with a nervous smile.
"What?! Damnit, Cassy!" Jake snapped, glaring at her.
"It's ok, we will let you meet them!!" Cassandra said, "Right, Zoro?!" Cassandra asked.
"I guess.." Zoro blinked.
"I wanna meet them~" Zalph said, "Can I meet them?!"
"WHAT?! NO!" Zoro snapped.
"Come on, Cassy-chan~ Or do you want me to tell Zoro what we did exactly?" Zalph said.
"If you come, will you leave us alone?" Cassandra glared at him and he nodded.
"Let's go..." Cassandra sighed, she then saw Zoro go left and Zalph go right.
"BOTH OF YOU ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY!" Cassandra snapped at both of them, "Does green hair affect someone's sense of direction or something?! Cause this is ridiculous!" Cassandra snapped as Jake blinked at both of them. Cassandra grabbed each one by the hand and began walking.
"I think I'm scared to meet the rest of this crew," Jake blinked as he followed...
"No, really. What is up with the goat? And why is your jolly roger smiling?" Jake blinked.
"Stop making fun of our ship and flag!!" Cassandra snapped.
"Wow...We are menacing now?" Cassandra blinked as they walked onto the ship. It seemed deserted, so Cassandra assumed everyone was asleep.
"Hey, this ship is actually cute~" Zalph said in an almost sing-song voice that made Cassandra stare at him, because he acted in a way Zoro would never act.
"What was that?" Zoro growled as Zalph and Zoro stopped and began glarring at each other.
"...They are so alike, yet so different...it's scary.." Cassandra mumbled and Jake nodded. Cassandra herad a door creep open and she turned around to see Cherry dressed in only a long enough shirt to cover her up.
"Uh, well..." Cherry was cut off with Sanji, who was shirtless, came behind her.
"Cherry-chan, what's going on?" Sanji asked before he noticed Cassandra and Jake looking at them.
"What are you guys doing?" Cassandra blinked and Cherry then gave her "What do you think?" look, as both Cherry and Sanji blushed.
"Ahh~ It seems the cat is getting some too~" Zalph sang while suddenly appearing behind Cassandra, "Good job, Blonde-Man!" Zalph said giving Sanji a thumbs up.
"I agree, Co-Captain. We'll throw this one out," Sanji said pointing to the real Zoro and Cherry nodded.
"WE LOOK NOTHING ALIKE!" Zoro and Zalph snapped together.
"Are you kidding me?! You guys do look alike!" Jake snapped at them with an anime vien before he turned to Cherry and Sanji, "And you guys are just literal freaks! Doing THAT in the kitchen! And what about you?!" He pointed to Cherry, "Who the hell has pink hair and is a cat?! Is it even possible for you two to do it when one of you is a cat?!" Jake then turned to Cassy, "Cassy you're crew is weird, and I've barely met half! AND I DON'T WANNA MEET THE REST!" Jake snapped before stomping away from them.
"Oh! Yeah!" Cherry suddenly snapped as if remebering something, "Um, could you guys not mention what you saw earlier? With me and Sanji? Cause my brothers will have a fit." Cherry said nervously, referring to Luffy and Ace.
"Ok...I don't even wanna recall that.." Jake shook his head.
"Wow...It looks like Zoro and Sanji are having a bonding moment from here....and it looks really scary..." Cassandra blinked at them and she felt Zoro glare at her, she only looked back and stuck her tongue out. Cherry looked back and forth at both Cassandra and Zoro, since they seemed to act different now, not as cold to each other anymore.
"NO! I told you not to fall asleep in a middle of a conversation! And you did! I thought you were dead for a second!" Jem snapped.
"Not so much for my brother, Ace.." Cherry sighed as Jem and Ace walked in with Jem pulling on Ace's ear and what seemed to be her freezing it before she let go.
"Ice?" Cherry blinked.
"JAKE! HI!" She said waving.
"NNNAAAA?! TWO ZOROS!!!" They all snapped together.
"Oi! Which one is the imposter?!" Luffy snapped pointing at each one. Both Zalph and Zoro pointed at each other.
"He is!" They said before glarring at each other, "WHAT?! I'M NOT! YOU ARE!"
"Fake Zoro!" Luffy said to Zalph while Zoro chuckled in victory.
"Wow...Fake Zoro is sad..." Tai blinked. Then everyone looked over at Cassandra.
"Here it comes," Cherry sighed.
"CASSY! YOU'RE BACK!!" They all (except Zoro, Sanji and Cherry) snapped as almost all of them hugged her.
"Sor-Wait....Zoro's what?" Cassandra blinked.
"You left because Zoro loved you and you didn't love him back, right?" Luffy asked and Cherry slapped her forehead.
"Idiots.." Cherry mumbled.
"Don't call me Fake Zoro!" Zalph snapped.
"Sorry, Zalph...You are nicer, kinder, better talk to talk to that Zoro and we probably like you better," Cherry said, "But we don't want a fake one. We only take originals." Zalph glared at her angerily.
"Oh yeah! Well I don't wanna hear this from the girl who was fooling around with the cook just a while before!" Zalph snapped, as Cherry and Sanji jumped up nervously.
"WHAT?! FOOLING AROUND?!" Luffy and Ace snapped.
"Uhh...Sanji! Don't we have shopping to do!" Cherry quickly snapped to Sanji.
"Yes, Cherry-chan! Let's go!" Sanji said quickly as he took Cherry's arm and quickly ran off the ship before Luffy can get their hands on them.
"COME BACK HERE! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, SANJI!" Luffy snapped as some of the crew tried to hold him back.
"RELAX LUFFY!" Nami snapped.
"Yep...Don't you just love them," Cassandra sweatdropped before chuckling...
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"I don't know...who would want such a thing?! We can't keep it and we don't know who it belongs to!" A woman's voice said. Cherry had no clue what or who they were talking about but then Sanji began talking, which made her forget about the two people.
"What?" Cherry blinked at him.
"Well...It's been a rather long time since we've been together..And.." Sanji said and Cherry looked at him confused.
"S-Sanji? What is it?" Cherry said quickly, partly worried.
"Cherry-chan, wil-" Sanji was cut off by a man and woman suddenly appearing in front of them.
"Good morning~" The man said and Cherry recoginized the voice as the man who was talking earlier.
"Well you seem like a motherly woman, my young dear~" The woman said to Cherry, ignoring Sanji, "And I can tell you guys are madly in love~" Cherry and Sanji looked at each other.
"It's all yours now!" The two said before running off.
"WAIT! WHAT IS IT?!" Sanji snapped angerily.
"Oh no.." Cherry blinked as she unwrapped the the object to reveal a young baby girl with baby blonde hair, brown cat ears and pinkish purple eyes. She stared up at Cherry and yelled, "Mama!!"
"Hi.." Cherry practically whispered.
"A....Baby?" Sanji blinked as he started at the baby, "............She's so cute~" Sanji sang with hearts in his eyes.
"Yes, she is~" Cherry sang back, "But wait! They can't just give us a baby!!" Cherry snapped and Sanji realized what she meant.
"They meant for us to keep her?! What kind of shitty people would give some random couple a baby! Let alone pirate couple!" Sanji snapped as he glared at the direction the man and woman ran off to before sighing.
"Hm? So you guys got stuck with little Lucy?" They heard an elderly man chuckle. They turned to see an old man sitting in front of a small shop.
"What do you mean?" Sanji asked.
"OW!" Cherry suddenly yelped. Sanji turned to see Lucy on Cherry shoulder pulling her her hair and ears.
"Sanji!! This girl is hell of alot stronger than she looks!" Cherry snapped in utter pain.
"Oi...Now Lucy..Let go of Cherry-chan.." Sanji said as he tried to get Lucy off by holding to her and taking her off so now he was holding her.
"NO!" he cried before she began so struggle, she then sent her fist flying to Sanji's face, "BAM!"
"Ow! What the fu-" Sanji said as Cherry took Lucy away and Sanji touched his lip which was oddly bleeding, "How can a one year old baby make anyone bleed like that?! Ow...I think I lost a tooth.." Sanji said touching his mouth.
"Oi! Ossan!" Cherry then snapped to the old man who was laughing as he watched the scene, "We can't keep a child! We are pirates, how are we supposed to take care of her?!" Cherry snapped.
"Right..We need diapers, clothes, a bed for her, toys.." Cherry listed.
"Yep...and we need baby formula and foods...and baby bottles," Sanji also listed as the couple, with their apparent new child, walked through town...
"NO!" She heard Luffy snap back, followed by another crash.
"What?! I just wanted to- OW! DON'T HIT ME!!" She heard "Fake Zoro" Zalph snap.
"OW! JEM! STOP WAKING ME UP!" She heard Ace snap.
"WHY DON'T YOU ALL SHUT THE FU*K UP?!" She snapped and everyone went dead silenet and stared at her, except Zoro and Cassandra who were not there, "What does a person need to do to get some quiet to make some music?!" Twilight snapped and everyone just stared at her, frightened; Chopper was hiding (the wrong way) behind a wall. Twilight stomped over to them and pointed at Luffy, Usopp, Zalph, Ace and Jem.
"You, you, you, you and you! Come with me! Everyone else stay quiet and stay here! Got it?!" She snapped and everyone nodded as the people she pointed to followed her as she left the ship and began headed to town. She had her arms crossed and seemed to be singing a tune quietly in her head.
"Na?!" Twilight said turning around and glaring at Luffy.
"Cause the you people are so loud I can barely hear myself think!" Twilight snapped.
"It doesn't matter," Twilight just sighed as she turned around and was about to walk.
"Wait! It does matter! Tell me!" Luffy whined and Twilight was begining to get frustrated.
"It's about you, ok?! You happy now?!" Twilight snapped before she blushed and quickly regreted what she said.
"Wait! It's about Luffy?!" Usopp snapped as everyone just stared at them in shock.
"Oh my! This is gonna get good!" Zalph said as he turned to a man in a sweets shop, "A large bag of popcorn, please?!"
"Me?! What did I do?!" Luffy snapped.
"WHAT?!" Luffy himself snapped.
"Don't go around saying stuff like that!" Luffy snapped.
"Well it's probably true...and you don't even have the dignity to not hook up with your own crewmates!" Twilight snapped and Luffy looked at her oddly, "See?! You act as if you didn't kiss me, when you did?! And then you provoke me to kiss you...And you forget about that as well?! What the hell is wrong with you?!" Twilight snapped before she turned her heel and began walking to the center of the town.
"O-Oi! Twilight! Where are you going?!" Jem snapped.
Da Da Da Da Da Da
What just happened?
Did you kiss me?
Cause that's a place we've never been until now
And I don't know how it's gonna be after this
Do we pretend these feelings don't exist at all
Or do we fall?
My confusion shows whenever you get so close
I stumble, I stutter, forget what to say
I'm nervous, I wonder why I'm acting this way
It's temporary insanity
What's going on with you and me?
Is it real or is it fantasy?
Forever or just temporary?
Woah, oh, oh
Woah, oh, oh
You made a moved and changed your mind
Too much to lose, you've crossed the line between friends
And something more
Was it all a big mistake?
And if it was, it's much too late to undo
And I don't really want to
Let you go but I still don't know
How I feel about you
What this really means
It's crazy to want you
Is it meant to be?
It's temporary insanity
What's going on with you and me?
Is it real or is it fantasy?
Forever or just temporary?
It's temporary insanity
What's going on with you and me?
Is it real or is it fantasy?
Forever or just temporary?
Woah, oh, oh
Woah, oh, oh
Oh, what you do to me?
What comes over me, oh?
If this is crazy there's nothing I'd rather be
Da Da Da Da Da Da
Da Da Da Da Da Da
Da Da Da Da Da Da
It's temporary insanity
What's going on with you and me?
Is it real or is it fantasy?
Forever or just temporary?
It's temporary insanity
What's going on with you and me?
Is it real or is it fantasy?
Forever or just temporary?
Losing my mind
Losing my mind
Losing my mind
Losing my mind
Losing my mind
Losing my mind
Da Da Da Da Da Da
Da Da Da Da Da Da
Da Da Da Da Da Da
(A/N: Yes..the way Alexz Johnson sings in that video is the closest way I want Twilight's voice to sound...so if you watch how she talks...you can assume that's how Twilight's voice is for the most part.)
"O-Oi! Ace!" Jem said as she looked at Luffy's confused and frustrated face as he stared at Twilight smile and bow to the audience, Jem turned around and followed Ace.
"Wow...This has the potential to be the next Romantic-Comedy/Drama series!" Zalph suddenly said as he finished up his popcorn, "I wonder if I could write a book!".
"Phew..These people won't let me go through," Twilight sighed.
"Look...You see-" Luffy started before he was cut off.
"You're amazing!" He said, "My name is Ronny! And I was wondering-"
"Oi...I was saying something.." Luffy blinked.
"Ignore him," Twilight said to Ronny, "What do you want?"
"Would you sign my butt?!" Ronny asked with stars in his eyes.
"WHAT?!" Twilight and Luffy snapped together at him.
"I would be forever grateful!" Ronny said.
"What now?" She asked with a sigh.
"You're an idiot?" Twilight said in a matter-of-fact voice.
"Yeah....Wait! You mean they screw around all the time?!" Luffy said.
"WHAT?!" Luffy snapped as he stomped over to Zalph and Usopp.
"As I said before, we almost walked in on them...you know!" Zalph blinked.
"Ow! Luffy! NA?! What is it?!" Twilight snapped.
"AND YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU?!" Twilight snapped.
"YES! YES I DO!" Luffy snapped...
"Maybeeee~" Jem said with a sweet smile.
"Please?! I'll love you if you stop hitting me~" Ace begged.
"Possibly.." Jem snickered.
"Welcome.....Back?!" Nami snapped as she stared at the little girl, "What?! You leave and you come back witha child?!" Nami snapped.
"Cherry! We've talked about this! You're too young for kids!!" Ace snapped as he seemed he was going to attack Sanji if Jem was not holding him back.
"It's a LONG story...But this is how it turned out..She's not mine nor Sanji's...And no she's not replacing anyone.." Cherry said, just then Little Lucy began crying.
"Can I see her?" Chopper said, "I'll take a look at her so we can figure out how to take care of her and what's wrong.." Chopper said and Cherry nodded as she and Chopper went inside to take a look at Lucy.
"LUFFY! CALM THE HELL DOWN!!" Twilight said. They were followed by Usopp and Zalph, with Zalph laughing and Usopp yelling at him.
"LUFFY! What is wrong with you?!" Twilight snapped kicking him in the head once they landed. But Luffy ignored her as he stood up just as Cherry walked outside to see what was all the noise.
"What's going on?" Cherry blinked. Meanwhile, Usopp and Zalph has just caught up and were now on the ship, out of breath.
"YOU!" Luffy suddenly pointed to Sanji.
"Me?" Sanji blinked.
"What the hell have you been doing to my sister?!" Luffy snapped.
"Luffy! I never forced her to do anything!" Sanji said.
"Sanji! I am going to kill you!" Luffy snapped, and everyone knew that Luffy was scared and probably would kill Sanji.
"A trade?" Everyone said blinking.
"What do you mean 'No'?!" Twilight snapped.
"MY WORTH IS THE EQUIVLENT OF MEAT?!" Twilight snapped as she hit Luffy with her guitar.
"What?!" Luffy whined, not understanding what he did wrong. Sanji and Cherry sighed with relief that it was over, but just then Chopper walked in carrying Baby Lucy in his arms.
"Mommy! Daddy!" Lucy squeled holding her hands towards Cherry, as if asking for her to hold her. Chopper gave Lucy to Cherry and Sanji who only smiled at it as Cherry held her. Meanwhile, Luffy was burning with anger.
"WHAT?!" Sanji and Cherry snapped. Apparently Luffy thought Lucy was Cherry and Sanji's actual daugher since her strange resemblence to both of them since she had blonde hair like Sanji and was part cat and had pink eyes like Cherry.
"Luffy...That's physically impossible...She never had a baby bump...and it hasn't been nine months.." Chopper explained, but Luffy completly ignored him.
"Sanji! You are walking the plank and we are feeding you to the sharks!" Luffy decided.
"Wait...Do you guys even HAVE a plank?" Jem asked.
"No! But we are bulding one!" Luffy snapped, boiling with anger at Sanji, mostly cause his over-protectivness towards his sister.
"Oi...Let go! Wait...Why is this little girl so str-ONG?!" Luffy snapped before Lucy threw Luffy over her head and began to slam him onto the floor over and over again.
"Good job, Lucy!" Both Sanji and Cherry whispered to the little girl as she giggled.
"You guys are horrible.." Nami shook her head.
"I think Lucy is the captain now...Cause she just totally killed Luffy..." Twilight blinked as she stared at Luffy stand up and stagger about before finally leaning against Twilight.
"No..." Ace, Cherry and Luffy choked out once they saw the woman, "G-GRANDMA?!" They all screamed at once.
""Well, well, what do we have here?!" It said and Cassandra's eyes widened with surprise.
"Who on earth was that?" Zoro blinked.
~To Be Continued...~
~Family Love Across the Sea~ (a 'One Piece' story) *Chapter 33*
The longest chapter in the history of this fanfiction~ But it's my favorite so far~ So enjoy~ By the way~ I will be making a "Family Love Photo Album" with a bunch of pictures relating to this story...so look forward to that~ =)Did you like this story? Make one of your own!
