Gotcha!!!!

Lady Tsunade had been next on her list. Genevieve had decided to slip a little something extra into Lady Tsunade's "medicine". She wasn't fooling anybody. Everyone knew it was Sake. So Genevieve had been hiding in the closet, waiting for Tsunade to leave the room for a bathroom break, so she could sneakin and do the dirty work. It had been 2 hours already, and Genevieve had to go herself nearly as long. She heard the the chair scrape across the floor, and the door to her office open. Yes. As soon as Tsunade was safely inside the restroom, she silently crept into her office. She pulled a small vial from her pocket and let exactly 4 drops slip into the bottle of Sake. Genevieve then jumped out the window quickly to avoid detection.

The liquid was oderless, colorless, and flavorless. What was it? A laxative. Yes, my friends, she was that immature. Hatake Kakashi was next on her list. She was heading off to the training center where she knew him to be when Kankuro snuck up behind her, and pulled her arms behind her back, immobilizing her. "Kitty, I know it's you." She said. "What are you up to? I know you are doing something naughty, your cheeks are all flushed." Kankuro said silkily into her ear. He playfully flicked his tongue on her earlobe, and she returned the gesture with a sandal covered foot to his instep, and a light head butt to his nose. "For Kami's sake, what the hell was that for?!" He yelped covering his nose. She turned to face him. "What did I tell you about doing that?" He hung his head.

"Not to do it everagain or you would strangle me with my own intestines." Kankuro recited. "That's right, Kitty-cat. If you promise to behave, I'll let you help me."He brightened considerably. "OK." He replied. "I have been trying, and failing to prank Kakashi for a week now, and I have finally come up with a plan I think will work." He rubbed his hands together, excited at the prospect of mischief. "What do you have in mind?" He asked, eyes bright. "We are going to sneak into the training center, and I am going to switch out his shampoo for this one. Looks innocent right? Well, while it is a duplicate for the kind he uses, there is a slight difference. It will turn his hair, and only his hair..." Genevieve paused for dramatic effect."Turn his hair what?" Kankuro asked, impatient. "PURPLE!!!" She squealed with delight. "And it washes out after a whole month!!"

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Genevieve and Kankuro were sucessful in their attempt to sneak in the center, undetected. They were nowin the shower room, and were trying to figure out how to switch the shampoo bottles. Kakashi had his toiletries already in a shower stall waiting, so Kankuro was going to keep a lookout while she made the swap. Heart pounding, she snuck into the stall, and grabbed his bottle. She felt it, and felt her bottle to make sure they weighed the same. They did, thankfully. She carefully placed her bottle in its place, taking care that the bottle was facing the same way. "Looooooooo-vin' you, makes me feel so beautiful, La-la-la-la-la, *high pitched shrieky attempt to hit a high note*" That was, oddly enough the signal they had come up with in case Kakashi was coming. Kakashi nodded a greeting, with a raised eyebrow to Kankuro. He merely leaned against the wall, and continued his song, as if it were the most normal thing in the world for him to be doing.

Genevieve carefully weaved her way through the shower stalls until she reached Kankuro, and they took off running from the center, not stopping until they were a very very safe distance away, and burst into laughter at their sucess. Once they had caught their breath, Kitty asked, "Who is next?" Genevieve pulled out a paper from her pocket, and crossed off two more names from her list. "Um....Naruto." She answered. "Awww, what'd he ever do to you?" He asked. "What did anyone ever do to me? Nothing. I am bored. Do you think Lady Tsunade did something to warrant a laxative in her Sake? Or Kakashi to have purple hair? Well, Neji, Sakura and Ino did deserve what they got. though." At that moment the aforementioned trio passed by, groping each other, and stealing kisses.

"What's going on?" Kankuro asked, confused. Genevieve smirked evilly. "Just a little harmless illusion jutsu, and a video posted on youtube." "Egads woman!! Remind me to never piss you off." Kankuro said, eyeing his friend warily. "Come on, lets go to the Ramen Stand." Genevieve said, pulling Kankuro with her. Once they arrived, she whispered her plan into Kitty-Cat's ear. "Thatis so wrong, G. He is never going to eat Ramen again." He said. "Yes he will. It might take him a month or so, but he'll get back to it." She replied. "Well, who is next? How about Shino?" Kankuro asked. On cue, Genevieve blushed a purple color that rivaled his face paint. She didn't answer, instead, using the necessary hand signs to cast the illusion jutsu on Naruto that would likely make him scream or throw up or both. They peeked at him from their hiding place waiting for him to look down at his favorite meal.

They suppressed giggles as first his eyes went wide, then he gagged, followed by a loud, high pitched scream. "Worms!! Worms!! Worms!!" He fled the stand screaming. They collapsed onto the ground laughing. Once their laughter had died down, Kankuro sat up. "I have an idea to get Shikamaru. Come on." Hewhispered his plan to her. "Brilliant!!" She said in awe. They walked into the village to get the neccessary items for their prank. While shopping, Kankruo asked innocently, "Why do you always turn purple whenever anyone mentions Shino?" For the second time that day, she turned purple. "I think maybe if you shared theway you feel about him, you might be suprised." Kankuro said, picking up an item that was the correct color then paying for it.

Genevieve pondered what he said. Maybe, but it was hard to tell what Shino was feeling. He always kept everything to himself, hardly ever speaking. She had once accidentally glimpsed a dream of his when they were training together one day. She had been sparring Kiba, and was looking at a nightmare of his, and was bringing it forward in his mind to torture him with it, when she got spun around and bumped into Shino, her jutsu still activated. He had taken his sunglasses off to wipe sweat out of his eyes, so when she looked into those beautiful, rarely seen gorgeous brown eyes, she came across a dream of his, and retreated imediately blushing.

She never told anyone what she saw, despite Kiba and Kankuro's constant pestering. He had dreamed that Genevieve and he were doing, erm...naughty things. She had fled the group not knowing how to deal with what she saw, and she had heard a low chuckle as she ran away. She smiled a little smile to herself. She had dreamed the same thing herself. But she knew people often dreamed things like that without meaning to. She wondered often if he liked it, or if it was an accident. A sharp poke to her ribs brought her back to reality. "You still with us?" Kankuro asked teasingly. "Yeah. I just got an even better idea." Genevieve said, and dashed into a drug store. Kitty leaned against a wall waiting for her to return, and gave her a strange look, when she pulled baby powder, glitter, a party popper and some floss out of a bag.

She pulled a kunai out of her belt, and pried the bottom off of the popper, and emptied the ribbon onto the ground. She poured some powder , and glitter into the cardboard sleeve and replaced the bottom, then tied a long length of floss to the top. He raised a curious eyebrow. She smirked. "Ok, the plan is for me to get him to chase me to an alleyway. Which shouldn't be a problem after I get him with the first stage of this prank. Your job is to guard said alleyway, and make sure no one springs the trap. I will jump over the trap, and we will run like hell. Got it?" She stopped at the nearest alley, after making sure there was an adequate escape route. She then set up her trap, and took off running toward Shikamaru's favorite napping spot, leaving Kankuro to guard the alley.

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Genevieve heard a light snoring come from the shinobi's slightly parted lips. She crept over quietly, and pulled some scissors from her belt. She grabbed his ponty tail, and cut the scissors beside his ear so he was sure to hear the sound. She snipped the scissors a few more times, and before he woke up and grabbed her arm.She dropped the scissors, slipped the item Kanuro bought earlier from her pocket, and waved it in his face. He opened his eyes and shrieked. She had a hunk of fake hair that pefectly matched Shika's color and texture, and he was obviously freaking out at the thought that most of his hair was missing. He jumped up, shouting profanities, and began chasing after her. "You better pray I don't catch you Airanom, or so help me, I will hold you down and shave all your hair off!!" He shook his fist at her, and she ran towards the alley, waving the fake hair tauntingly.

They soon reached the alley, and Genevieve easily cleared the white floss, while Shika ran right into it, triggering the popper to spray the baby powder and glitter, all over his face, hair, and upper body. She tossed the hair at him, while he stood there stunned and sputtering in shock. Genvieve pulled out her cellphone and snapped a picture."YOU'RE DEAD MEAT AIRANOM!!!" He yelled after them, as they jumped over a fence, and took off. Once they felt they had run far enough away, they collasped, giggling and trying to catch their breath at the same time. Once they had calmed down, Kitty turned on his side to look at Genevieve.

"G?" He asked. "Yeah?" She replied, still giggling slightly. "Why don't you go to Shino's house?" "And do what?" "Confess your feelings to him before he gets his mail today." "And what's so special about his mail today?" "I may or may not have sent him a package from you, with a very embarrassing item of clothing in it." "Say what?" "A pair of pink panties namely." "WHAT??!!!!" Genevieve shot up, and began pounding her friend into the dirt. "GAHH!!"He shouted, trying to defend himself. "The mail comes in about an hour,I suggest you be there when he gets it!" Growling, she jumped up, and ran in the direction of Shino's place. Sheonly managed to get two streets away, when she felt the familiar feeling that someone was watching her.

Genevieve stopped, and turned. Hatake Kakashi was leaning against the wall of the alleyway, reading his book, like usual. The only thing that looked out of place was the fact that his hair was a brilliant purple. Genevieve tried to fight back her giggles, but failed miserably. He snapped his book shut, and glowered at her with his exposed brown eye. Her laughter died on her lips when he began walking calmly toward her. "W-what h-happened to your hair, Kakashi sensei?" Genevieve asked, swallowing hard. "It seems to have turned purple after I showered today. Know anything about it?" He asked. "No. But if I hear anything, I will let you know." She said, taking off running.

Before she knew what happened, she was pinned to the ground. For someone so wiry looking, he was freakishly strong. "What are you doing!!!" Genevieve shrieked. Kakashi smirked through his mask, and pulled a shampoo bottle from his pack. "Look familiar?" She began struggling as he unscrewed the cap. "N-n-no." Genevieve lied. Without warning he dumped the cool liquid on her hair, eliciting a shriek from the kuniochi. She struggled and screeched as he rubbed the liquid in her hair. He released her, and tossed the bottle in a nearby trash can, and smirked at her, before dissapearing. "Great." She sighed.

She ran to her house cursing the whole way. She should have known something like this was going to happen. She quickly jumped in the shower, scrubbing her hair furiously, but she knew it wouldn't do any good. Her white curls were now purple. She grabbed her blow dryer and dried her hair. She sighed miserably, looking into the mirror. She looked like an easter egg. Oh no. The mail. She tore out of her house, and across town to Shino's apartment. Breathless, she pounded on the door. After a few minutes, Shino opened the door, sans sunglasses, a thick wool scarf wrapped around his neck. He smirked when he saw her purple hair, and shook his head at her, as he motioned for her to take a seat. He gave her a look as if to say, 'See, I told you so.' Nervously, Genevieve sat down, wringing her hands. "How are you?" He gave a little shrug.

"Well, um, I just came over to tell you, that.....um.....that......uh...." She couldn't get the words out. Shino looked at her expectantly, and motioned for her to continue. His brown eyes were hypnotizing, and she very nearly got herself lost in their depths, before she remembered that very shortly a pair of pink panties were going to arrive. With new found courage, she spurred herself on. "Um....I like you." She said quietly. "I have liked you for a really long time. And I was hoping that maybe we could go out some time. If you wanted to." Genevieve couldn't look him in the eye. She cast her eyes down at his carpet, and waited for a response. She waited, and waited, but none came. She finally managed to drag her eyes from the carpet, and look up at him. He looked a little shocked, and was that disapointment in his eyes?

"Look, I understand if you don't like me, but at least have the decency to say somthing, after I pour my heart out to you!!" Genevieve said angrily. Shino smirked a little, and pulled a small notebook from his pocket, and began writing something on it. He thrust the paper at her with a smile, and begrudgingly she took it. "What kind of game are you playing?" She huffed, before scanning the paper." 'I have Laryngitis, you baka.' " She read aloud. A crimson blush covered her cheeks."Well, you still didn't tell me if you..." Shino grabbed her face, and kissed her tenderly on the lips. Dazed, Genevieve only sat there blinking, when he released her. She touched her lips, and smiled. Shino returned her grin. "Well, I guess, I'll let you get some rest. I'll be back tomorrow to check on you." Shino grabbed her, and kissed her again. This kiss left her dizzy, and burning from her head to her toes. She began giggling madly, waving as she slowly backed out of his apartment, and closed the door behind her.

She nearly tripped over a box that sat on his doorstep. Grinning, she ripped open the box, looking for the panties she thought to be in there. But they weren't. The box was empty save for a small piece of paper. Growling she snatched it up, and read it. " ' Gotcha!!' " She read. Anger boiled up inside. Oh, she was going to get that demon kitty if it was the last thing she did. "KANKURO!!!" She bellowed.