Today, Oct 26, it's my bday, so this is a little gift.
Me: Welcome to the second episode of Interview with an Anime Character! Today's guest is a young man, but lived more wars then your grandfather, the one and only... Bankotsu of the Band of Seven!
[Bankotsu Enteres]
Me: Welcome, Bankotsu-sama!
Bankotsu: Yo!
Me: Since we announced that you will be joining us today, our e-mail got fulled with questions and addresses of fangirls, so we needed to create a new one and think out the questions ourselves. ^^;
Bankotsu: Ok..
Me: Question Number 1: How can you lift this heavy sword of yours?
Bankotsu: It's not a sword it's my comrade.
Me: Nice, atleast you know he will be loyal to you.
Bankotsu: I got the feeling you know something and not saying >.>
Me: No, nothing at all. ^^; So... how do you lift it?
Bankotsu: With my right hand.
Me: Ok... that was pointless, anyway... Next question: Why do you kill people?
Bankotsu: Because I wanted to become an artist and I wasn't approved and got depressed and started killing...
Me: Oh, a sicret came out!
Bankotsu: No, I'm lying... Because I like it. How many times I need to tell you.
Me: I suppose that has something to do with your childhood.
Bankotsu: Actually no, I had a nice childhood.
Me: Would you mind telling us about it?
[Rated M for mature]
Bankotsu: Well my mother was raped by my father, who I don't know who he was. Then she left me because she hated me. I had to steal to feed myself, and fight because people hated me...
Me: Yes... Yes... I think we all got it ^.^;;
Bankotsu: I still have to tell the story about my first sword. So, there was this puppy...
Me: Question Number 3: In the Band of Seven, everyone end up in -kotsu. Why?
Bankotsu: Conisident
Me: Isn't that a bit odd?
Bankotsu: Am... no. If you think about it, Jakotsu beaths fire, Ginkotsu is a big machine-guy, Jakotsu has female voice, Suikotsu hates doctors and he is a doctor himself, Mikotsu is immune to poison...
Me: ...and you have a heavy comrade that you lift with one hand.
Bankotsu: I don't see anything strange in that. O.o
Me: The fact that it's 2 times you it's not odd?
Bankotsu: No. Really don't get your point. u.u
Me: Ok... Now some questions from fangirls here in the audiance.
Fangirl #1: Do... do you have a girlfriend?
Bankotsu: No.
Fangirl #2: How many girls have you dated?
Bankotsu: If date is to sleep with her and kill her in the morning... a lot.
Me: If not?
Bankotsu: Then none.
Fangirl #3: What is your type?
Bankotsu: The short one... with big breasts... and not talking much... and to not mind me sleep with other women... and... to be female.
Fangirl #4: Would you go out with me?
Bankotsu: No...
Me: Enough with the fangirl questions. Is it true that you and Jakotsu a couple?
Bankotsu: You have been reading fanfictions again, haven't you >.>
Me: *>.>* Maybe...
Bankotsu: No, we are not.
Me: Well I see that the time is running out, and there are so many questions left unanswered. We will have to invite you once again in another episode of Interview with a Anime Character. This is for now ladies and gentalmen! Goodbye everybody!
[During credits]
Bankotsu: Can I go kill now?
Me: Not now, we need the rating...
Bankotsu: Fine...
I know it was stupid, and lame, I will try the next one to be better. You can msg questions for the interview (give credit), I will try to make a cleaver and way more funnier answer. If you have ideas, suggestions, comment, msg me.
