Deflating An Oversized-slash-Overfed Ego

Deflating An Overfed -slash- Oversized Ego…

Summary:

Venture into the brain, mind and other body parts of an egoistic protégé… Of a bloody know it all… A self-proclaimed genius quoting the…erm quote “I am better than everyone ‘cause I’m a badass.” Let’s try to see the world from a different point of view.

Maybe, if possible enter another realm that defies gravity… Has ponies in it and some rainbows and… Okay let’s stop. This realm we might actually think of may later be a friggin’ scary place where evil --but extremely cute and fluffy-- bunnies rule the world and where rubber duckies hurl like wolves or an actual place where “Barney” really does exist and we have to put up with his I love you, you love me…yadda yadda song. I have nothing against Barney. Or the color purple. Or dinosaurs.

Let’s put ourselves-that is if anyone’s reading this-in this guy’s shoes, pants, socks and other things he/she wears. (Gasp. Is it a girl or a boy? Find out sooner. Even I have no idea).

Is the grass greener on the other side? Specifically speaking where is ‘the other side’?

Judge it yourself.

Yes, it sounds like one of those crappy lines in a shopping mall saying “Do-it yourself calculator.” or a “Do-it yourself toilet” and etc.

Let’s see the world from a different view point.

That’s all I can say :))

Author’s blah:

I am not well aware if the mind is a body part. I need help in figuring that out.

If you actually just first think about it you would say “Duh! Of course it’s a body part.”

Then comes the question “If it’s a body part, then where is it located?” Why am I even thinking like this? It’s my ‘Christian Living Education’--a.k.a CLE –slash-religion--

teacher’s fault.

Blame it on him. Teaching me and my classmates about reasonable thinking and telling us we should have logical answers to questions and many more things that kills the brain cells and forces us to use brain power. And giving us the “KNOWLEWDGE IS POWER.” thingy like Ernie Baron.

“The answer is simple. Mind is in most people, but MIND you… I am not most people. I am a unique individual, unlike most people.”

Gah. My brain hurts. This is due to thinking.

I am not a thinker.

Yes… If you think I thought of this thing… No, I did NOT.

It just naturally came to me.

Okay, so maybe I thought about it… But I did not use up all my brain cells when I thought about this.

Obviously, my ‘blah’ is longer than the actual summary of this story

I apologize. I love ranting too much.

My computer arose from the dead. Unfortunately… to me and to all humanity …erm…I mean…to anyone whose reading I can’t update for awhile… Or a long time. Eh? One word. Internet connection. Okay, so maybe that’s two words. Gah. My brain is deflating.

The next chapter ‘might’ be entitled: Meeting badass…

Or it could be: Meeting the bloody know it all. Possibilities are endless.